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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th November 2019

CNN, MSNBC Parrot Pelosi: Trump’s Actions ‘Make What Nixon Did Look Almost Small’

Hannity: I Predict “Masha” Yavonovich will “Cry on Cue” In Order to Give the Impeachment Some Soap Opera Drama Day Two of Impeachment: Masha Yavonovich Cries on Cue, as Predicted

John Dean: Trump Should Have Been Impeached As Soon As He Took Office

 

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15th November 2019

Huh? MSNBC Guest: Fox Impeachment Coverage Was ‘Blasphemous’  Where do they find these people?

Former Reagan Attorney General Ed Meese Blasts Dems’ Impeachment Inquiry And ‘Phony’ Whistleblower

Bribery! Nets Approve of Pelosi’s New Impeachment Buzzword

Democrats Concede Many Americans Aren’t Buying Their Impeachment Narrative

Bill Clinton Says Trump Should Forget About Impeachment And Do His Job  Yeah, investigate Hillary and lock ‘er up. (Bill wouldn’t mind.)

Ukranian Foreign Minister Says There Was No Quid Pro Quo, and Trump Says That’s the End of Impeachment

Schiff Shifts Toward Witness Intimidation Charge Against Trump  Scraaaaaaape that barrel….

Pelosi Compares Trump’s ‘Cover-Up’ To Nixon’s Watergate Scandal  Publishing the transcript! A cover-up if ever I saw one!

CNN Revels in ‘Devastating’ Hearing for ‘Sexist’ Trump by Yovanovitch; ‘Spine of Steel’ (Flashback: Obama Fired All Bush Appointed Ambassadors In 2008)

Scarborough: There’s an ‘Epidemic’ of Kids Buying AR-15s, Shooting Up Schools  But only in Blue states.

Nets Follow Pelosi Marching Orders: ‘Bribery’ Mentioned 43 Times

Michael Bloomberg Pledges $100,000,000 on Anti-Trump Ad Blitz  Don’t those Republigan billionaires chap yer butt?

Oops: White House Release Exposes Fake News From New York Times

 

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UK: Knives Are Now Seen as ‘Accessories’ by Young People, With Kids as Young as Eight Taking Blades to School

15th November 2019

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I carried a knife when I was eight, because I was a Cub Scout and we all did.

Fargin’ amazing.

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MSNBC’s Katy Tur Invites Analyst to Find GOP ‘Responsible’ for School Shooting Deaths

15th November 2019

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Because, you know, they totally are — Trump probably pulled the trigger.

Without Republicans we wouldn’t have school shootings, which is why they always seem to happen in states run by Republicans, like California.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th November 2019

CBS on Impeachment Hearing: ‘Devastating,’ ‘Devastating’ ‘Bombshell’  Except that nothing happened.

Exposing John Brennan’s CIA Trump Task Force

Max Ledoux: Democrats Impeaching Trump Because Orange Man Bad

The devastating impact of Russia Derangement Syndrome

The Democrats’ bad start to the impeachment hearings

Ocasio-Cortez Says Impeaching Trump Is About Saving Democratic Party From Disaster  Too late.

Blain: “I’m Downgrading The Likelihood Trump Is Impeached”

Katherine Clark Attempts To Link Impeaching Trump To Veterans Day

Colbert Invites Nicolle Wallace Over for Thanksgiving to Escape Trump-Supporting Parents  Who thereby dodge a bullet….

Mark Levin Suggests Impeachment Is All About Bureaucrats And ‘Their Opinions About Policy’

Todd Whines: Trump Supporters ‘Not Accepting Premise’ of Impeachment  Well, no….

The New York Times’ Obsession with Trump, Quantified

KASSAM: Democrats Are Scrambling To Find A Backup Plan After Impeachment Hearings

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th November 2019

MSNBC’s Steve Schmidt: Impeachment About Shakedown By ‘Dime-Store Mussolini’

NBC Frets Over Trump’s ‘Fitness’ for Office, ‘Mental Acuity’  And vice versa, I’m sure.

If Impeachment Fails, Will The Elite Crash The Economy To Prevent Four More Years Of Trump?

‘He’s Selling Us Out’: Kamala Harris Shares Video Of Herself Criticizing Trump

President Trump’s Walk Of Fame Star Vandalized Again, This Time In Broad Daylight

‘It Locks in Our Destiny’; Matthews, Friends Give Cheesy Pep Talks on Impeachment Eve

Impeachment Show Trial Starts Today

Fox News’ Andrew Napolitano Criticizes Republican Defense Of Trump: ‘Clearly Impeachable’  The rot spreads.

Coup’s next

Univision Hid Half of Trump’s DACA Tweet From Spanish-Speaking Viewers

CNN NatSec Analyst: ‘Russia is Dictating What Our Foreign Policy is’  Including the sanctions onRussia, presumably. The problem is that these people don’t listen to themselves.

The Public Impeachment Hearings Just Began, And Adam Schiff Is Already Fudging The Facts

So Serious: NBCNews.com Swoons Over Drag Queen At Impeachment Hearings

CALABRESI: Democrats Are Violating Trump’s Rights — And Charging Him With A Fake ‘Crime’

President Trump Reacts To First Day Of Open Impeachment Hearings: ‘Sham’

 

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Berkeley Instructor: “Rural Americans” Are “Bad People Who Have Made Bad Life Decisions”

13th November 2019

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A Child of the Crust beats up on the Filling.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th November 2019

De Niro Raves: Trump Is ‘Fake Billionaire,’ ‘Total Huckster,’ ‘Genuine Loser’  And ye he’s till President. How do you account for that, Punchy?

Soledad O’Brien says CNN’s Brian Stelter ‘should be ashamed of himself’ over impeachment segment’

Stelter Throws Obsequious Impeachment Softballs to ‘Legendary Journalist’ Bill Moyers

Impeachment Frenzy: TV Networks Blast Trump With 96% Negative News

Huawei Gives Employees Mega Bonus For Resisting Trump

Morning Joe Wonders If Trump Is a Russian Agent or Just a Useful Idiot  Scarborough is a non-useful idiot.

 

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NBC Disregards GOP Solutions to ‘What Matters’ to Democratic Voters

12th November 2019

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Bonus points: Find the black guy in this picture. Hint: One of them is Spartacus.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th November 2019

Al Sharpton Applauds Election of Some Woman who Flipped Off Trump Two Years Ago

Anthony Scaramucci likens Donald Trump support to a cult

Conservative Radio Host Andrew Wilkow Says Establishment Republicans Have Failed Trump  Well, duh.

Little Girl’s Birthday Party Turned Into A Child Protest Outside The White House  Political child abuse.

Nikki Haley: John Kelly and Rex Tillerson Tried to Enlist Me to Undermine Trump, Claiming They Were “Trying to Save the Country”

TDS Alert: UNews Reports ‘Baby Trump’ Balloon Slashing as Crime Story

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th November 2019

Media Dredge Up Watergate Coverup in Comparing Trump, Nixon at College Football Games

So the Left Warns of Facebook Fake News…from Trump-Mocking Leftists!?

Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Slashing ‘Baby Trump’ Balloon At Alabama-LSU Football Game

Will Durham Investigation Tank Impeachment Efforts?

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th November 2019

Say What? Kimmel Suggests Trump Is a Criminal With THIS Fake Ad

‘Daily Beast’ Swoons Over Seth Meyers’ Netflix Special: ‘Does Trump Jokes Better Than Anybody’

The United States is being run by a toddler  Washington Post.

Joy Reid: I’ll Explain Impeachment Simply So Even Trump Supporters Can Understand

Activist Shrinks Want To Tell Impeachment Panel Trump Is Crazy

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th November 2019

Book by ‘Anonymous’ describes Trump as cruel, inept and a danger to the nation  Washington Post

‘The View’ Hosts Blatantly Lie, Falsely Accuse Don Jr. Of Crime In Wild Segment

‘Concerning And Scary’: Andy Ngo Speaks Out On Antifa’s Future If Trump Wins In 2020

PBS Gives Ex-Obama Official Forum to Bash Trump on Paris Accord

Misreading the Twitter presidency

Poor CNN! Yang Says He Gets ‘Very, Very Few’ Questions on Impeachment from Voters

USA Today Accuses Trump Of Using Sports Events For ‘Crass,’ Political Gain  As if Democrats never did that.

Hypocrite Scarborough, Who Called Trump and Bush Dumb, Is Angry at GOP Slam of Pelosi

Tucker Carlson, Lee Zeldin: Key Partisan Democrat Witness Lied When She Claimed She “Had Not Personally Responded” to Democrat Request for Impeachment Dirt

NBC & ABC Thrilled By Anonymous Book Decrying ‘Danger’ of Trump  My, what a surprise.

Is This a Joke? WashPost Writer Claims Republicans Have a Problem Accepting Election Results

MSNBC Analyst Fears GOP Will Hurt Impeachment Witnesses Like With Blasey Ford

CALABRESI: House Democrats Violate The 6th Amendment By Denying Trump A Public Trial

MSNBC Fact Checks Pence on Economy, Says Obama Should Get Credit  Oh, I think not,

Top Defense Contractor Lockheed Martin Promotes Anti-Trump Video

 

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7th November 2019

Kid Doing ‘The Worm’ Upstages CNN’s Jim Acosta At Trump Rally

CBS Anchor Advertises Televised Impeachment Hearings Like Fight Entertainment

MSNBC Has Jerry Springer On To Blame Trump For Lack Of Civility

‘South Park:’ Trump ‘Brought Down Moral Meter,’ Giuliani ‘Treasonous Pig’

The mesmerizing mediocrity of Trump’s opponents

CNN Frets: Trump Success Keeping Illegal Immigrants in Mexico

Pence Aide Calls Suggestion VP Would Have Supported Having Trump Removed ‘Fake News’

‘This Isn’t A MAGA Rally!’: Joy Behar Scolds Audience For Cheering Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle

‘View’ Hosts Panic As Donald Trump Jr. Attacks ABC Over Whistleblower Hypocrisy

Nets Eager for ‘Drama’ of ‘Compelling’ Public Impeachment Hearings  They really need the money.

Swalwell Says It’s An ‘Abuse Of Power’ For The President To Remove An Ambassador ‘For Political Reasons’

 

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SPIKED: New Record High in Stock Market Skipped by ABC, CBS, NBC

5th November 2019

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All Trump has to do to be re-elected is show his results: Stock market up, job creation up, black unemployment at a historic low, and his smiling face — “What some more of that? Vote for Trump.”

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th November 2019

Trump, the phone call, and consciousness of guilt

Liberals Horrified To Learn The President Controls Foreign Policy

Blain: “Trump Could Not Have Planned It Better”

Stelter Devotes Entire Segment to Obsessing Over Trump’s Twitter Typos

‘Amazing’ Oprah Winfrey could beat Donald Trump if she were to run for office, claims Tina Brown  I’d like to see her try.

Media Carp as Nats Catcher Surprises President by Wearing MAGA Hat at White House Event

MSNBC Pundit: Trump Worse to Ukraine Ambassador Than….Hillary on Benghazi

Portly, Well-Paid Spy Who Infiltrated Trump Campaign Source Of WaPo Disinformation On Flynn: Report

CNN Slams Rand Paul’s Call for Transparency as ‘Deceptive’ ‘Bullying’ of ‘Brave’ Whistleblower

CNN Tries, Fails to Get U.S. Soldier to Condemn Trump

 

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O’Keefe Bombshell: ABC Host Says Network Spiked Epstein Story in 2016

5th November 2019

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Three years ago, during the 2016 presidential election, ABC spiked an expose into convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and his network of connections to powerful men, including Bill Clinton. That’s the bombshell scoop by investigative journalist James O’Keefe. In a hot mic video leaked to O’Keefe, 20/20 co-anchor Amy Robach can be heard angrily lamenting the fact that ABC killed the story.

The Crust takes care of its own.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th November 2019

NY Times’ 10-Page Attack on Trump Twitter’s Racist, Conspiratorial, Anti Media-Madness

Trump Team Says Biden Spewed ‘Two Big Lies’ in PBS NewsHour Interview

Brian Stelter Says Trump ‘Made Up’ Details Of Al-Baghdadi ‘Whimpering And Screaming’  Because of course Stelter was there….

Media Try to Deny Trump Win in War on Terror, Mourn Loss of Democratic ‘Star’

Trump’s Reverse Cover-Up  I swear, you CANNOT make this shit up.

Nasty Ana Navarro: Trump Should Stick to Attending KKK Meetings  And she gets paid for this crap.

SHOCK: Univision Anchor Asks ‘How Can Dems Compete With Trump Record RE: Hispanic Employment?’

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd November 2019

The impeachable offense Trump may have committed — but Democrats aren’t really talking about  Washington Post.

Smugglers Are Using $100 Hardware Store Power Tools to Saw Holes in Trump’s $10 Billion Wall  Slate.

CELEBRITY RAGE! Actors Threaten Punching Trump, Fantasize About His Assassination

Portland Antifa Sentenced To Nearly Six Years For Attacking Trump Supporter

EJHill: The Political Martyrdom of Donald J. Trump

Old Bathos: Trump as the Red Pill

SPIKED: ABC, CBS, NBC Skip Another New High in Jobs Numbers Under Trump

Todd Frets About ‘Hurdle’ for Dems: Convincing Public Trump Needs to Go

Buttigieg Calls Trump ‘A Weak Individual’ In A ‘Tough-Guy Coating’  And of course Mayor ButtPlug is the expert on tough-guys…. (‘rough trade’ I think they call it in his world.)

Fox News Panel Blasts Lib Media for Turning Baghdadi Raid Against Trump

Trump Teases Evidence That Alexander Vindman Is A ‘Never Trumper’  My, what a surprise.

‘It’s Easily Fixed’: Trump Responds To News Of Smugglers Cutting Through Border Wall

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd November 2019

FLASHBACK: Remember Krugman Said Markets Would ‘Never’ Recover Under Trump

MSNBC’s Johnson Cheers Impeachment Inquiry: ‘Democracy Is Vaguely Working for Once’

Assad Calls Trump “Best US President” Ever For “Transparency” Of Real US Motives

Vindman Was ‘Deeply Troubled’ By Trump’s Effort To ‘Subvert’ US Foreign Policy. Brit Hume Points Out His ‘Huge Fallacy’

 

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New York Times Reporter Had Public Records Proving Elizabeth Warren’s Claim About Being Fired Due to Pregnancy False, But Refused to Report It

1st November 2019

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Acting as the propaganda arm of the Democrat party….

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Activists Want to Abolish Your Kid’s Honors Classes, Cite ‘White Toxicity’ and ‘Supremacist’ Values of High Achievement

1st November 2019

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Ever notice that people pushing for ‘equality’ never want to bring the people on the bottom up, but always work to bring the people on the top down?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st October 2019

You clowns believed our demand for an impeachment vote, and now the joke is on you

Trump’s best bet is to just apologize now for Ukraine scandal  Cuck Jonah Goldberg punches right.

NSC Official Who Quit Ahead Of Today’s Impeachment Testimony Reportedly Witnessed Quid Pro Quo  Not by Trump, of course, but by an ‘ally’.

Updates on the impeachment farce

An Un-American Impeachment  Walter Williams.

4 Keys to Understanding a Trump Impeachment Trial in the Senate

 

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Nets Disregard Obama’s Call to End Cancel Culture, Acting ‘Woke’

31st October 2019

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At an Obama Foundation event on Tuesday, former President Barack Obama made headlines by denouncing the purity test his party had set up for their 2020 presidential candidates and called on the left to end their so-called cancel culture, which aims to ruin people’s lives with false activism. But none of the liberal broadcast networks heeded his call and omitted it from their morning and evening newscasts on Wednesday.

Even the Magic Negro gets ignored when he wanders off of the reservation.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th October 2019

NY Times Grumbles Over ISIS Leader’s Death: ‘Largely in Spite of…Mr. Trump’s Actions’

Jim George: The Kafkaesque Persecution of Gen. Flynn

The Dems’ frivolous request that Barr recuse himself

Beware, Trump: This Truck Wants to Impeach

Nets Tout ‘Damning’, ‘Bombshell’…Closed-Door Testimony Against Trump

Scarborough Compares ‘Un-American’ Trump to Saddam Hussein, Muammar Gaddafi  Guess Hitler’s on vacation.

Richard Haass on CNN: Trump’s Baghdadi Talk Was ‘Un-American, Lacked ‘Dignity’

Matthews Hails Steyer as Modern Day John Brown Leading Trump’s Impeachment

Democrats Keep Thinking They Have Trump

Late Night Lovefest: Seth Meyers and Harris Blast Trump

Democrats Are Running the Exact Same Playbook in Russia Hoax 2.0 as They Did in Russia Hoax 1.0, Now Demanding (Stop Me If You Heard This One Before) That Trump’s Attorney General Must Recuse Himself

In Trump Impeachment Probe, Democrats Refuse to Follow Nixon and Clinton Precedents  Oh, like they’ve got time for that.

Wasserman Schultz Says Trump Admin Is Pursuing A ‘Heinous, White Supremacist Ideology At All Costs’  Does she even listen to herself?

Late-Night Hosts Savage Trump Post-Baghdadi, Colbert Wins for Aggression with Hate Song

Voice Of America Reporter ‘Fact-Checks’ Trump’s Meme Showing Him Awarding Medal Of Honor To Hero Dog  A carrot has more brain than some of these people.

Robert De Niro Labels Trump ‘Dangerous’ And Says He Will ‘Ruin This Country’ In Interview For Britain’s GQ

MSNBC’s Ruhle Goes After Kooky People Buying Trump Campaign Merchandise

Worst Sesame Street Ever: MSNBC Touts ‘ABCs of Impeachment’

Adam Schiff Coached Alexander Vindman Throughout Impeachment Testimony: Nunes

 

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Washington Post: First Amendment Shouldn’t Apply to States Censoring Political Speech They Hate

30th October 2019

Steve Sailer.

Like I’ve been saying: Current Year thinking is not about principles, such as Freedom of Speech, it’s about Good Guys vs. Bad Guys.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th October 2019

Dan Crenshaw Stands His Ground With Chris Cuomo On Question Of Trump Wrongdoing: ‘The Facts Don’t Back That Up’

Fmr. Army Captain Rips Media’s Anti-Trump Spin of Baghdadi Raid

The Plot Against the President

Biden, Who Once Said Terrorism Was Not An ‘Existential Threat’ To The US, Says Al-Baghdadi Raid Succeeded Despite Trump’s ‘Ineptitude’

Joe Scarborough’s Latest Trump Obsession? Bedbugs

NY Times Journalist Engages in Bizarre, What-If Impeachment Fantasy

The Simple Secret of Trump’s Supreme Political Confidence: Old-Fashioned Fan Mail

Trump Gets Dems To Interrupt Baseball, Condemn Dogs, Side With Terrorists All Within 24 Hours

‘View:’ Of Course Democrat ‘Patriotism’ Motivates Impeachment Inquiry!

John Brennan Essentially Admits the Deep State Exists and It Exists to Get Trump

‘Soviet-Style Process’: Scalise, Jordan Rip Schiff Over Alleged Obstruction Of Witnesses

Impeaching Trump not popular in swing states

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th October 2019

Chris Wallace Puts Eric Swalwell On The Spot On Impeachment: ‘How Can You Be Considered An Impartial Fact-Finder?’

Mussolini Cancels the Times and the Post

Rapper Has No Patience For Fan Who Refuses To Shout ‘F**k Donald Trump’ From Stage

Verified Twitter Crowd Criticizes Trump For Not Bringing Barron To World Series Game

CNN Cheers NYT Inviting Liberal Readers to ‘Vote’ ‘Worst’ Cabinet Member ‘Off the Island’  They really wish they could.

CNN Whines About 41 of the ‘Most Shocking’ Lines From Trump’s Baghdadi Speech

Joy Behar Hijacks Serious News Of al-Baghdadi Raid, Uses It To Bash Trump

MSNBC: Baghdadi Raid Shows ‘Flaws in Trump’s Foreign Policy,’ Happened ‘Despite’ Him

EYE ROLL: CNN Has Clapper Bash Trump for Baghdadi Raid, Details Made Him ‘Cringe’

Sports in the Swamp: Trump Booed At World Series, Media Echo Fans’ ‘Lock Him Up’ Chant

Bitter ‘View’ Hosts Refuse to Give Trump Credit for Baghdadi: ‘Don’t Trust He’s a Real American!’  That’s fine; we don’t think they’r Real Americans either.

Potential Congressman Dings Trump For Not Being A Better Father To Barron

‘Wow, You Really Have Trump Derangement Syndrome’: Rep. Andy Biggs Reacts to Trump Being Booed By World Series Crowd 

NY Times: Trump Gets No Credit for Baghdadi Raid

Democrats plan first formal vote on impeachment inquiry procedures

 

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27th October 2019

PolitiFact: Trump’s a ‘Pants on Fire’ Liar to Say Impeachment Is a ‘Coup’

OOPS: ‘SNL’ Mocks Trump ‘Bringing Jobs Back to ISIS’…As News Breaks of ISIS Leader Killed

USA Today Outraged At Houston Astros, But First Focuses On Trump Impeachment

NBC Decries Trump Taking ‘Victory Lap’ After Killing ISIS Leader  Funny, they didn’t complain about Obama doing it for bin Laden.

Jake Tapper Wonders Whether Trump’s Critique Of ‘Coward’ Al-Baghdadi Will Galvanize ISIS

MSNBC Host Guesses ISIS’s Leader’s Killing ‘Only Strengthens Followers’ Ideology’

CNN Complains Trump Shared Too Much, Didn’t Thank the CIA (He Did)

Hillary’s “A Donald Trump Asset” – Bill Maher Urges Clintons To “Go Away”  Can’t say he’s wrong.

“No Proof”: Russia Dismisses Trump’s Baghdadi Victory Lap As ‘Propaganda’

 

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WaPo Obit Reframes Father of Brutal Terror Group as ‘Austere Religious Scholar’

27th October 2019

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One wonders what they would have said about Himmler had he been a Muslim.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th October 2019

Kamala Harris Pulls Out Of Second Step Presidential Justice Forum Because Trump Got An Award

COLEMAN: For The Sake Of Democracy, Courts Must Declare Trump Vulnerable To Prosecution

PBS Pundit: If Democrats Win Trump Counties, These Voters ‘Wouldn’t Be Racists’

FLASHBACK: That Time Scarborough Predicted Trump Would Not Run in 2020

Andrea Mitchell Tars DOJ Probe as ‘Widely Denounced Conspiracy Theory’  Widely denounced among Democrats, perhaps.

NY Times, MSNBC Race to Slime Barr and Durham

HBO’s Real Time: ‘All-Out Dictator’ Trump Is Like Nazi Goebbels

 

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25th October 2019

Trump Primary Challenger Says He’d Vote For Joe Biden ‘In A Heartbeat’  RINO Bill Weld.

Joe Biden Says Trump Protects White Supremacists. The Record Tells A Different Story

Secret Service Interviewed Eminem Over Anti-Trump Lyrics  You know what young white males are like….

New Details Emerge About Anonymous Trump Tell-All Book

CNN Hails Biden Attack on Kushner ‘Credentials,’ Ignores Hunter’s Lack Thereof

CBS’s King Prompts Bruce Springsteen to Bash Trump: ‘Frightening Time’

Washington Nationals Snub POTUS, Invite Prominent Anti-Trump Chef To Throw First Pitch At World Series

Hillary Clinton Appears To Take A Veiled Shot At Trump During Rep. Cummings’ Funeral

 

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MSNBC Hides Bizarre Democratic Sex Scandal

25th October 2019

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As NewsBusters has previously reported, ABC World News Tonight was the only network newscast to report on the latest developments in the scandal surrounding Democratic Congresswoman Katie Hill’s relationship with one of her staffers; which has led to a probe from the Congressional Ethics Committee. Like CBS and NBC, MSNBC completely ignored the news about Hill. While the other left-wing cable network, CNN, aired a report on the Hill scandal, anchor Brooke Baldwin and reporter Kyung Lah had a very hard time hiding their admiration for the freshman Congresswoman.

Well, she does represent California.

UPDATE: #ThreeToo: Remember When Alcoholic, Pot-Addled Throuple-Threat Young-Underling-Seducer Katie Hill Attacked Lindsey Graham For Defending Brett Kavanaugh By Asking, “What are you afraid of? What’s in your past?”

 

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AOC: Fossil Fuels Are Racist or Something

25th October 2019

The Other McCain follows this stuff so you don’t have to.

Can someone please point out to Ms. Ocasio-Cortez that she is from New York City, a community wholly dependent for its existence on food and other products imported by truck, by rail and by ships? How long could New York City exist without fossil fuels? A week, at most?

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Maddow So Smart? Why Deceitfully Insist Military Aid Wasn’t Sent to Ukraine?

25th October 2019

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MSNBC has assiduously branded Rachel Maddow over the last decade as the foremost brainiac on cable, what with the nerdy glasses and high-top sneakers and over-the-top gushing when Maddow appears on other shows and the hosts are left dazed by the sheer immensity of her cognition. So when Maddow says something really dumb, it can’t be because she’s dumb, on that all liberals will agree, nor that she’s lazy or indifferent. Which leads to only one other conclusion — her default tendency to mislead.

Scott Adams keeps telling me that she is very smart but I see no evidence of it.

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CBS and NBC Censor Ethics Probe of Raunchy Democratic ‘Rising Star’

25th October 2019

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A Republican would already have been hounded into resigning by now.

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CBS News Parrots Idea That ‘People Who Menstruate’ Aren’t ‘Always’ Female

24th October 2019

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Putting the “men” in menstruation.

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MSNBC’s Jason Johnson Lumps Clarence Thomas With White Racist Lynchers

24th October 2019

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It’s not enough to be black, you have to be the right kind of black.

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Jon Meacham Smears: America Was Founded to ‘Protect Slavery’

23rd October 2019

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The always hyperbolic presidential historian Jon Meacham made an appearance on MSNBC’s Hardball Tuesday, where he weighed in on President Trump’s description of his treatment throughout the impeachment inquiry as a “lynching.” After trashing President Trump as a racist, Meacham proceeded to trash the entire country as racist dating all the way back to its founding.

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Russia Says US Has ‘Betrayed the Kurds’; Suggests They Scram to Avoid Turkish Death

23rd October 2019

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Of couree we all take our moral lessons in foreign policy from the Russians.

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The Reviled Right

23rd October 2019

Steve Sailer.

In 2019, two books demanding more censorship have each devoted a chapter to portraying me as a historic villain.

…

Both authors are convinced that I helped hijack something big, although they disagree about whether it was science or politics. (I’ve been busy, apparently.)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

22nd October 2019

NY Times Panics Over Trump’s Social Media Success

This MSNBC Clip Is Everything Ugly About Russia Smears

All The Times The Media Said Trump’s Presidency Was Toast

Trump: ‘Vicious’ Democrats ‘Stick Together,’ Don’t Have ‘The Mitt Romneys Of The World’ To Deal With  Exactly right. Democrats never forget which side they’re on.

Trump fights back

Sharyl Attkisson: ‘Truth Is a Casualty’ in the Media’s War on Trump

Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment  I have yet to see any evidence that Scarborough knows squat about Trump’s base or what they support.

MSNBC Excited By New Dem Talking Points on Impeachment

‘Find Me A Better Analogy’: Beto O’Rourke Compares Trump To Hitler

Why Do They Hate Him So?   Victor Davis Hanson

John Kerry Implies To Amy Schumer Republicans Are Privately Telling Him Trump’s ‘Off Balance’  And if you believe that one, he’l tell you another one.

Dem Lawmakers Demand Trump Apologize For Using The Word Lynching

Democrats Compared Clinton’s Impeachment To Lynching, Now Say Trump’s Racist For Doing The Same

 

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Lawsuit to Declare Elephant a ‘Person’

22nd October 2019

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It is a measure of how far our culture had degenerated that even the loons to do this stuff have some hope that this might actually happen.

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Shorter NY Times: Too Many Old Candidates! Bring on the Young Liberals!

22nd October 2019

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The New York Times devoted three full pages of valuable Sunday Review real estate (the full front page and two full inside pages) to a left-wing, ageist, anti-Trump voter lament disguised as a call for the political empowerment of youth via a lowering of the voting age: “They’ve Got The Whole World In Their Hands.” “Old people have the money and the power. Young people have been left out. But for how long?”

As long as the rich old powerful people choose. That’s the way the world works, popular mythology to the contrary notwithstanding. The New York Times, as the propaganda wing of the Coastal Crust, has to tell these bedtime stories constantly in hope that they will be believed.

It’s written by Astra Taylor, a Puffin Foundation/Economic Hardship Reporting Project fellow.

I am not making this up.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th October 2019

“There Is Definite Hanky-Panky Going On”: The Fantastically Profitable Mystery Of The Trump Chaos Trades

The nation’s cartoonists on the week in politics  It’s Politico so they’re all anti-Trump.

Obama Staffer Slams Mulvaney For Admitting ‘Quid Pro Quo’ — Then Concedes It Happens All The Time

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th October 2019

John Kasich calls for Trump’s impeachment, sending CNN into ‘breaking news’ frenzy

NY Times Prints Op-Ed for Actor John Lithgow to Rant Embarrassing TDS  He even looks crazy.

On the march to stop Trump’s impeachment

O’Donnell Goes Gaga Over ‘Adult in the Room’ Nancy Pelosi Rebuking ‘Child President’ Trump  Strike that. Reverse it.

Justin Amash: ‘Hillary Clinton Is A Donald Trump Asset’

Times Square Billboard Shows Trump Being Hogtied & Tortured

New York Times Decides Which Groups Are ‘Islamophobic,’ Shouldn’t Meet at Mar-a-Lago

Impeachment Becomes A Psychodrama Of The Press

Bill Maher Offers Trump a Million-Dollar Bribe to Resign — and More From ‘Prickstarter’ Trump ought to offer him a million-dollar bribe to STFU.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th October 2019

The guardrails are off the Trump presidency  Word salad.

White House admits quid pro quo over Ukraine aid  Except that they didn’t.

CBS Spends Almost Half of Cummings Tribute Talking About Trump

Senate Republicans Are Not At All Worried About Impeachment

Schlichter: Bad Gaslighting Epidemic Sweeps The Elite

‘All Roads Lead To Putin’: Pelosi Blames Russia For Ukraine Fracas Again  Putin! Is there anything he can’t do?

DISGUSTING: Tom Arnold Hits Trump Rallying in Dallas With JFK Assassination Taunt

NBC’s Mitchell Gushes About Photo of Pelosi Storming Out of Meeting  Looks like a ‘tantrum’ to me.

Liberal ‘Witch Hunt’ Reaches Fever Pitch

CNN: Contemporary Christian Music Stars Are ‘Copouts’ for Failing to Denounce Trump

Scarborough: Trump Fans Are ‘Should Be Kept Away from Blenders’ Stupid

Impeachment Bluff – Who Holds The Cards?

Hillary Clinton: Putin Has Kompromat on Trump, Russia Will Back Tulsi Gabbard’s Third-Party Bid, and Jill Stein is a Russian Asset And Oh Yeah, He’s Also Going to Install Himself as Caesar For Life  We could do worse.

Times Square Billboard Portrays Trump Getting Hogtied By Woman In A Bra  Sounds as if somebody is having a fantasy moment.

Trump’s Decision To Host Next G7 Summit At Chuck E. Cheese Draws Criticism  Babylon Bee. I was pushing for Chik-Fil-A.

 

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‘You don’t have to settle’: the Joy of living (and Dying) Alone

18th October 2019

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Data confirms more women have realized there are far worse things than dying alone, which is bad news for the patriarchy

The Guardian can be pretty pathetic at times, but this takes the cake.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th October 2019

‘You Did A Double Wrong Here’: Chris Cuomo Scolds GOP Congressman For Supporting Trump

Megyn Kelly Torches the Liberal Media’s ‘Hyperfocus on Impeachment’ in Return to TV

No More Pretense: Journalists, Dems Use Identical Talking Points on Impeachment

Daily Beast Sees Trump in Documentary Series ‘Why We Hate’

CNN Mocks Trump Letter to Erdogan: ‘Isn’t Exactly Ph.D. Level’

Nancy Pelosi Treated Trump Staff With ‘Disrespect,’ Called Them ‘Incompetent,’ Hogan Gidley Claims

Nadler Slams “Brazen Corruption” As Trump Picks Doral Resort To Host 2020 G-7 Summit

Joy Behar Brags She Scolds Trump Supporters While on Vacation  How endearing.

Trump-Obsessed NY Times Makes Death of Cummings All About President  Considering that Cumming’s district is one of those that give Baltimore the nickname ‘Lagos on the Chesapeake’, that’s pretty salty.

Multiple Outlets Highlight Trump In Elijah Cummings Obituary  They weren’t, of course, highlighting Cummings calling Trump Hitler, but rather Trump criticizing Cummings.

Celebs Use Cummings’ Death a Weapon Against Trump

The Media Has Been Telling You Trump’s Syria Withdrawal Is A Gift To Putin. It’s Not, Here’s Why  “Vlad, give that tarbaby over there a punch for me, would you?”

Arahant: The Johnnie Cochran School of Impeachment

4 Big Indicators of What’s Next in Impeachment Process

Twitter Announces That It Will Begin Partially Deplatforming Donald Trump’s Tweets  Can you spell ‘lawsuit’?

 

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MSNBC Alleges Voters Don’t Trust Female Candidates, Cites No Evidence

17th October 2019

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Isn’t that what they like to say about people with whom they disagree, ‘with no evidence’?

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