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UN Admits It Can’t Link Global Warming to the Spike in World Hunger, Then Does It Anyway

24th September 2017

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“Although it is impossible to establish a causal relation, the impact of climate change-related phenomena (such as the higher frequency of extreme events, be them floods or drought) cannot be ruled out as one of the causes for the reduced per capita availability of food in several countries,” the U.N. admitted.

Even so, the U.N. warned droughts and floods, “linked in part to El Niño phenomenon and climate-related shocks,” hurt food production, they can’t say for sure this is behind the increase in global hunger. The U.N. even admits global food production was high enough to feed everyone on the planet, despite weather shocks.

The U.N. still claimed global warming was a compounding factor behind the spike in hunger statistics.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd September 2017

MSNBC Contributor Compares Alabama Senate Candidates To Ku Klux Klan

LeBron James Targets Trump, Claims He Has Disgraced The Presidency

Comments Like Trump’s Make the Sports World a Political Battleground  Sorry, fartface, the ‘sports world’ was a political battleground long before Trump ever got here.

Keith Olbermann: NFL Fans Should Sit During National Anthem To Protest Trump  I don’t think everybody’s on board with that.

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St Louis Protests: Journalists Say They Were Beaten and Arrested by Police While Covering Demonstrations

23rd September 2017

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Gee. What a tragedy. I’m outraged. (yawn)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

22nd September 2017

Joe and Mika Cringe Over ‘Pornographic’ Trump, Bash GOP as Not Real Conservatives, On ‘View’

MSNBC Admits Media Covers Trump Tweets Instead Of His Actual Policy Victories

Celebs, Journalists Want to ‘Trade’ ‘Sociopath’ Trump for Kim Jong-Un  That truly is deranged.

Megyn Kelly: ‘Absurd’ How Many Reporters Are Biased Against Trump

Morning Joe More Upset by Trump’s Tweets Than North Korea’s Nukes

Green Day Frontman: ‘Batsh*t Crazy’ Trump Like Saddam Hussein, Satan   Well, just looking at him, I’d say he’s an expert on batshit crazy, not to mention Satan.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st September 2017

The Atlantic: “How This Year’s Oscar Contenders Are Tackling Trump”  As if there were any significance to how ‘Oscar contenders’ deal with politics — except inside the Trump Derangement Syndrome bubble.

The Nation’s Zirin Takes on Trump and ‘Toxic Masculinity,’ Ignores Bill Clinton’s Sexual Misdeeds

Alex Jones claims the US government is drugging Donald Trump through his diet cokes  Perhaps that accounts for its awful taste.

‘Morning Joe’s’ Mika Can’t Handle Video Of Trump

Maxine Waters ‘Guarantees’ That Trump Colluded With Russia  And I guarantee that Maxine Waters is Yet Another Fat Ugly Black Female Democrat Crook. Let’s see which proves true.

Maxine Waters Wonders When The Black Community Will Impeach Trump  Funny how I don’t see The Black Community mentioned anywhere in the Constitution.

Morning Joe Unhinged: ‘Far, Far, Far Right’ Pundits Advocate Killing Trump?

Prophets Of Rage Release Music Video Depicting Trump As Hitler  JUMP on that bandwagon, especially if no one is buying your ‘music’.

Journo Levies Bizarre ‘Exploitation’ Charge Against Trump

Donald Trump: World-renowned primatologist Jane Goodall likens US President to a chimpanzee  Nobody would dare compare Obama to a chimpanzee, of course, because that would be raaaaaaacist.

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Joe Scarborough: I Left GOP Because ‘I’m Tired Of A Stupid Republican Party’

21st September 2017

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Not half as tired as the GOP is of you, Joe. Tell the truth: You just wanted to cash in.

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Thought for the Day

21st September 2017

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th September 2017

Anti-Trump Witch Compares Casting Hexes To Singing The National Anthem, Saluting The Flag

Maxine Waters Pushes Trump Impeachment During Eulogy  She still hasn’t come up with a Constitutional reason for him to be impeached. “I don’t like him” is insufficient.

French Actor: Pentagon Could Have Invented AIDS, Trump Is ‘Kim Jong-un Two’

WashPost Columnist: ESPN Must Let ‘Diverse Voices’ Call Trump a White Supremacist

‘View’ Hosts: Trump Calls Kim Jong-Un ‘Rocket Man’ As A ‘Phallic Reference’  Hey, if you hear the ‘dog whistle’, that means you’re the dog.

Ivanka Trump Opens Up About Depression — Feminists Say She Deserves It  Mean-spirited bitches that they are.

Ellen DeGeneres: Wouldn’t Have Trump on Show, He’s ‘Dangerous for the Country’

Richard Branson criticises Donald Trump after hurricanes: ‘Whole world knows climate change is real’  Yeah, but they don’t share your fantasy that people caused it.

Susan Rice: Trump Acting Like ‘Spoiled Child’  And you’re acting like a crook. Guess which one is more reprehensible.

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NYT Buries Nationalities of London Bombers and Omits Refugee Status in Report

20th September 2017

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It’s all about the Narrative, Larry.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th September 2017

CNN Makes Chris Cillizza Look Foolish on ‘Trump Flat-Out Lied’ Claim  Turns out Trump was right after all. Imagine that.

Does The Latest Manafort Bombshell Vindicate Trump’s Wiretapping Claims?

Freak Out: ABC Assails Trump Speech as ‘Bordering on Threat’ of ‘War Crime’

Triathlon To Raise Money For Sick Kids Gets Canceled Because It Is Named After Trump Golf Course

Whoopi: Trump As Unstable As North Korea’s Kim Jung-Un  Really? Wake me up when Trump executes a relative with an anti-aircraft gun.

Venezuela’s president says Donald Trump is ‘the new Hitler’  Kinda late to the party. Trump’s country isn’t the one with the government confiscating everything and people starving in the streets.

Video Mash-Up: CNN Hated Trump’s ‘Dark,’ ‘Frightening,’ ‘Incoherent’ ‘Sermon’ to U.N.  Not as incoherent as this response, however. Mission accomplished.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th September 2017

CNN Cuts Off Black Trump Supporter When He Answers ‘White Guilt’ Question

Washington Post’s Dana Milbank Claims Donald Trump Is Killing Him  Uh, yeah.

CNN’s Ana Navarro: ‘JERK’ Trump ‘Drives Me Crazy’ With Tweets  I’m sure he feels the same way about you, sweetheart — that is, if he even knows who you are.

MSNBC Panel LAUGHS At Pictures Of ‘Working Class White Voters’  They voted for Trump, so obviously they aren’t even human.

The Idiot  ZMan succumbs to Trump Derangement Syndrome. Obviously he doesn’t watch enough Scott Adams Periscope sessions. Best wishes for his recovery.

California Dems Passed A Resolution Demanding Trump Apologize For Presidency  Whine, whine, whine.

MSNBC Panel: Trump Is Telling People ‘It’s Okay’ Not To Hire Black People  For which, of course, there is not one shred of evidence.

Donald Trump is a ‘racist, misogynist bully’ and shouldn’t be invited to the UK, says Lib Dems’ Deputy Leader  A ‘racist’ that hugs black kids. A ‘misogynist’ that puts women in prominent posts in his administration. ‘You keep using those words. I don’t think those words mean what you think they mean.’

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Claim: Chocolate CAUSES Climate Change

16th September 2017

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The Chocolate Climate Worriers have switched tactics, from claiming that climate is going to kill all the cocoa plants, to claiming we should feel guilty about wanting chocolate in the first place.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th September 2017

CNN Guest Criticizes Trump For Having ‘White Supremacists’ In Cabinet  Needless to say, there is absolutely no evidence that there are any ‘white supremacists’ in Trump’s cabinet.

PBS’s Woodruff to Clinton: ‘Do You Believe the President Is Racist?’  For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence.

When Trump tweets about terror it isn’t for the victims – it’s for him  For which, of course, there is actually no evidence.

California formally calls on Congress to condemn Trump’s Charlottesville comments  Of course, Trump’s Charlottesville comments were completely conventional.

The Loneliest President  More lefty pseudo-psychoanalysis, from a graduate of a no-name college who’s never done anything in his life except ‘journalism’.

Howard Dean Calls Trump Voter Commission ‘CRACKPOTS’ And ‘Racist’  Being called a crackpot by Howard Dean is like being called ugly by a frog.

MSNBC Guest Falsely Claims Miss Texas ‘Called Trump a White Supremacist’

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Associated Press Says: Don’t Cut Taxes!

16th September 2017

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The Associated Press is one of many “news” outlets that has gone into overt opposition, now that we have a Republican rather than a Democrat in the White House. Today’s AP “Top News” feature is headlined: Doubts arise on whether corporate tax cut would boost growth. The passive voice is generally a giveaway. Where, exactly, are doubts “arising”?

Only among the fever dreams of the Left.

News flash for the AP: the “left-leaning Center on Budget and Policy Priorities” is in favor of higher taxes, all the time. Their doubts didn’t just “arise.”

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th September 2017

Mexican Movie Director: Trump Election Shows America Has ‘Cancer…We Have a Tumor Now’

CNN Commentator: ‘Absolutely’ Trump ‘Is A White Supremacist’  Evidence? We don’t need no steenkin’ evidence.

MSNBC’s Al Sharpton Calls Trump ‘Very Insecure Man,’ ‘Losing As President’ [VIDEO]  I’m curious as to where Sharpton got his psychology degree — I must have missed it. I’ve never seen anybody as secure as Trump, and he keeps winning, as Sharpton would know if he bothered to consult reality.

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Whoopi Suggests Antifa Was Made Up by the Right So They Could ‘Bitch About It’

15th September 2017

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This is delusional but it doesn’t deal directly with Trump so it stands on its own.

I wonder what the weather is like on her planet. Probably a lot like California.

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NY Times Reporter Hammers Liberal Event Over Lack of Racial Diversity

15th September 2017

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Liberals and Democrats in the “mainstream media” spend most of their time criticizing Republican President Donald Trump, but that doesn’t mean they won’t hammer away at each other if they feel they’ve been slighted, even at an event aimed at the political left.

That was the case on Thursday when New York Times reporter Sopan Deb tweeted a complaint that almost all of the 61 speakers at Politico‘s Pro Policy Summit in Washington, D.C., that day contained “a pretty startling lack of minorities.”

“From my count,” she continued, “only one person of color. It’s possible I missed some, so feel free to correct me.”

Not a surprise. The whole premise of liberalism is that Right-Thinking White People are fully empowered to speak for non-white people, since they often have no clue as to what their Politically Correct interests are; having an actual non-white person involved would be redundant.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

14th September 2017

Democratic and Republican Elites Are Using Trump to Whitewash 16 Years of Foreign-Policy Disasters  Apparently, Trump is all Osama Bin Laden’s fault.

Women’s Group Accuses Lattes Of Racism  Apparently Starbuck’s is racist for leasing space at Trump properties.

Trump’s Government wants to punish people who speak out against him, especially if they’re black women  In this case ‘speak out against him’ means ‘insult him with no evidence to back it up’. Doesn’t sound so heinous when you know the truth.

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Report: Man Arrested After Threatening to Attack School, ‘Kill All White People’

14th September 2017

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Now, if the comment had been ‘kill all black people’, everybody in the press and on TV would be having the vapors and blaming it on Trump.

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Attorneys Suspect Motel 6 Calling ICE on Undocumented Guests

14th September 2017

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First of all, they’re not ‘guests’, they’re ‘customers.

Secondly, it’s the duty of every citizen to assist in enforcing the law. You’d think that that was a crime.

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Alt-Left Insanity: Have You Hugged Your White Privilege Today?

14th September 2017

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There’s nothing ‘alt’ about it; it’s just Left, all the way down.

A quick Google search delivers almost laughable results. There’s ESPN resident loudmouth Jemele Hill bashing President Donald Trump on Twitter as “a white supremacist who has largely surrounded himself w/ other white supremacists.” Don’t agree? Guess what? That means there’s something wrong with you. “The height of white privilege is being able to ignore his white supremacy, because it’s of no threat to you,” she continued. (Now, we could discuss Hill’s privilege and how she wasn’t fired for something that another staffer might have gotten canned for, but let’s continue.) Besides, Trump doesn’t have white privilege. He has green privilege. As do thousands of athletes and entertainers who wield more celebrity and cash than most of us garner in a lifetime.

Truly, these people are deranged.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th September 2017

ESPN Anchor: ‘Donald Trump Is A White Supremacist’  For which there is absolutely no evidence, much less proof.

Study: The Liberal Media’s Summer of Pummeling Trump

Study: 91 Percent Negative Coverage Of Trump Over Summer

Joy Reid: Trump Era Is ‘The Worst Time to Be a Human’  Yeah, ’cause they lost.

MSNBC’s Katy Tur: Trump ‘Endangered My Life’  Well, no, he didn’t; she just had an anxiety attack because Hillary lost, and that’s her problem, not Trump’s.

Lauer and Tur Share Trauma of Trump Attacking the Media  Poor iddle snowflakes. They can dish it out, but they can’t take it.

Wall St CEO Says ‘I Was Accused By People Of Being A Nazi’ For Being On Trump Council

Joy Reid Claims Trump Era Is ‘The Worst Time To Be A Human’  What would she know about being a human?

ESPN: Host Calling President Trump A White Supremacist Was ‘Inappropriate’  So a little wrist slap and everything’s cool. We can’t really punish her because she’s black and doing so would be raaaaaaacist.

Andrea Mitchell: Hillary ‘Really Does Connect the Dots’ Between Trump and Russia  Of course, she has to make most of them up, but that’s Hillary.

Hillary Clinton says Donald Trump ‘is a clear and present danger to America’  Wow, those grapes are really sour, aren’t they?

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Mexican Foreign Minister Urges Congress To Pass ‘Dreamer’ Amnesty

12th September 2017

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Please, please, let us continue to use your country as a dumping ground for the people we don’t want.

Invasion? What invasion?

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Martin Sheen Blames U.S. for Ruining Central America, Causing Immigration

11th September 2017

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Yeah, we’re such a shitty country that people are dying to get in.

Keep it classy, Estevez.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th September 2017

Donald Trump’s ‘spiritual adviser’ claims God elevated him to presidency  No doubt this is meant to trigger yucks among their presumably liberal atheist readership. It just makes them look patronizing.

Miss America contestants asked about Trump-Russia collusion, Confederate statues  That’s really important when you’re wearing a swimsuit.

Over DACA, Gold Star father Khizr Khan calls Trump ‘illiterate and uneducated’  I suspect that somebody who went to Fordham and Wharton is at least as literate and educated as the son of a chicken farmer who went to the University of Punjab.

Miss America Contestants Asked to Condemn President Trump  That’s really important when you’re wearing a swimsuit.

Miss America Gets Political As Judges Grill Contestants On Trump  ‘Gets’ political? It’s been political for at least a decade.

Amazon’s ‘One Mississippi:’ Trump Gives People ‘Permission Now to Be Racist’

Pope launches thinly veiled attack on Trump, saying: ‘History will judge climate change deniers’  I see this big picture of Pope Benedict waving with a caption ‘Miss me yet?’

MSNBC Uses 9/11 To Go After Trump [VIDEO]

Behar: ‘Trump Is The Biggest Mistake In Modern History’  Bigger than Clinton allowing North Korea to get nuclear weapons? Bigger than Obama allowing Iran’s nuclear program to continue?

Adamant Whoopi, Behar Deny Trump Gets Negative Media Coverage on The View  Guess they don’t watch their own program, or listen to themselves. Can’t say that I blame them.

Jim Carrey: Americans May Have to ‘Struggle’ Like ‘People Did Under the Czar’

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Hate on Display – Climate Activists Go Bonkers Aver #Irma and Nonexistent Climate Connection

11th September 2017

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I blame it on Trump Derangement Syndrome, oh wait, some were deranged before he got elected. Here is a collection of some of the most hateful tweets, essays, and posts from climate alarmists that are trying to pin hurricanes Harvey and Irma on the shoulders of climate skeptics. I must not be trying hard enough, because I’m not on the death sentence list.

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CNN’s Don Lemon GLAAD Award Speech: ‘ I Can Smell’ Racism

11th September 2017

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He must not have taken a shower that morning.

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What Trying to Be Perfect for a Week Taught Me About Goals

11th September 2017

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What Scott Adams‘ book taught me about goals: Goals are for losers; winners use systems.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th September 2017

New York Times Accepts Full-Page Anti-Trump Ad from Venezuelan Despots

LSE Bob Ward: Hurricanes are President Trump’s Fault

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th September 2017

PBS Guests Fret ‘Dangerous’ Trump, ‘Militant’ Sessions, FNC Jabbing Al Gore

U.S. Park Police Tear Down Anti-Trump Camp  ‘Occupation’ being the Politically Correct euphemism for ‘trespassing’.

Poll: Trump Is HATED In D.C. And Is At Over 40 Percent Approval In Several Key States  That sounds about right.

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Harriet Harman Brands Jacob Rees-Mogg a ‘Deadbeat Dad’ Following His Admission He Has Never Changed a Nappy

9th September 2017

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A ‘deadbeat dad’ is somebody who doesn’t support his children, not somebody who plays the beta male at home. All this aside from the fact that people of Rees-Moggs class have servants to do that sort of thing; I doubt that his wife has changed any more ‘nappies’ than Kim Kardashian.

Harriet Harman is a real piece of work — like most Leftists, an unabashed hypocrite.

Here’s what she says: ‘Harman is a committed feminist, having said, “I am in the Labour Party because I am a feminist. I am in the Labour Party because I believe in equality.”‘

Here’s what she does:

In 1996, Harman sent her younger son Joseph to St Olave’s Grammar School, Orpington, a selective grammar school, whereas she had sent her elder son Harry to the Roman Catholic London Oratory School, a grant-maintained school. Harman said of St. Olave’s: “This is a state school that other children in my son’s class will be going to… And admission is open to every child in Southwark irrespective of money or who their parents are”. In fact, no child in Southwark was eligible to apply for admission to St. Olave’s Grammar School, places were solely awarded based on academic ability and only to children from the London Borough of Bromley. No other children from her son’s class or school went to St. Olave’s that year or any other year. Neither did her son have to pass the entrance exam taken by all other pupils.

(This from that notorious right-wing source Wikipedia, so obviously it Can’t Possibly Be True.)

The Tory MP, who has emerged as one of the favourites to become the party’s next leader, quickly responded by saying he would “lose little sleep over Harriet Harman’s disapproval”.

Exactly right. The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

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The Root: “The 5 Types of ‘Becky’”

9th September 2017

Steve Sailer looks atstereotyping of white women in a black on-line magazine.

Four of the five refer to proglodyte white women; it’s not surprising that a black guy can’t make distinctions.

Actually, these are pretty funny (although, if I white guy did this about black women, this guy would be the first to cry ‘RACISM!’).

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Today in Trump Derangement Sydrome

8th September 2017

Yet Another Anonymously Sourced Trump-Russia Story Falls Apart

Facebook’s role in Trump’s win is clear, no matter what Mark Zuckerberg says  The proglodyte search for sinners and heretics proceeds apace.

Donald Trump’s Daca decision, not Hurricane Harvey, could tear Houston apart  Well, no, it couldn’t, because nothing will change for at least six months and maybe not even then. But feel free to panic, snowflakes.

New Yorker Writer Tries, Fails to Escape Trump in Alaskan Wilderness

Jennifer Lawrence: Hurricanes Are Punishment For Electing Trump Or Something

Colbert Throws Nazi Salute On The Late Show  Presumably he thought it was funny.

‘Sociopath’ Trump and ‘Nazi’ Republicans Deserve ‘Extinction’

Kasich Wants To Recruit Republicans For Anti-Trump ‘The Daily Show’  Kasich has taken over from McCain as leader of the “Blue Dog” Republicans.

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‘Right-wing shock jock Rush Limbaugh evacuates Florida home after claiming Irma warnings are a hoax’

8th September 2017

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The headline is a lie. I didn’t bother to read the article; any article that starts with a lie can’t be trusted.

I listened to Rush on the days he talked about Irma, and he always said that it was a serious situation; not once did he say that it was a hoax, or anything like that.

You want an example of ‘fake news’, well, this is even worse.

The author’s name is Shehab Khan — wonder what his (her?) agenda is. (I think I can guess.)

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Bernie Sanders Responds to Clinton Criticism: ‘You ran against the most unpopular candidate in history and lost’

8th September 2017

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And you lost to her in the primaries, Bernie. Where does that put you?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th September 2017

Late Night Likens Trump to Dracula, Hitler; Invokes ‘White Supremacy’

Group wants Kid Rock Detroit concerts canceled  Because supporting Trump is a violation of their civil rights, or something.

Masha Gessen schools you haters on the Zeroth Amendment  Trump’s ‘agenda’ is ‘hateful’ because, well, Trump.

Trump Must Go, But the Disruption Must Stay  Yeah, explain again how that works….

Here in South Korea, people fear Donald Trump more than Kim Jong-un

MSNBC Analyst Says Network Shouldn’t Pay Him, Because He Can’t Explain Trump [VIDEO]  Would that they all felt that way.

Tens of thousands of witches around the world join forces every month to cast a ‘binding’ spell on Donald Trump and ‘protect’ the world from his actions  With results as you see them. Perhaps they’re the problem.

New York politician campaigns to rename Donald Trump park after Heather Heyer  I have to agree with her, this is a ‘no brainer’, since she obviously has no brain.

Donald Trump doesn’t realise Ivanka ‘isn’t that impressive to people’, says political analyst  Why that ought to matter is, of course, never explained. I suspect that Trump doesn’t give a shit whether political analysts find Ivanka impressive.

Wife Of Trump Org Ethics Attorney Arrested For Having Sex With Prison Inmate  And of course this wouldn’t be news without the Trump connection.

Are Facebook Ads Part of the Russia-Trump Conspiracy Theory?

George Clooney on Trump’s ‘Both Sides’ Phrasing: ‘A Great Crime’  When you only see one side, I suppose it is.

Chelsea Handler Claims Trump Has Broken More Laws Than ‘Dreamers’  I’m waiting for a list. I’m waiting.

Coates: Trump Presidency Is A ‘Negation’ Of Having A Black President  Since having a black President is all about race all the time, as we saw under Obama, I say that’s a good thing.

MSNBC’s Wallace: GOP Haven’t Shown a ‘Conscience,’ ‘Soul’ on Trump  So what? Wallace hasn’t shown a ‘brain’ ‘intelligence’.

Trevor Noah Compares Trump to Killer Asteroid, AIDS, and Godzilla  Trump hasn’t yet compared Trevor Noah to a tree stump, but it’s coming.

Jennifer Lawrence: ‘Mother Nature’s Rage’ Directed at U.S. Because of Trump  And of course an actress is on intimate terms with Mother Nature. Seriously, do people actually listen to this drivel?

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Russians Flock to Trump Properties to Give Birth to U.S. Citizens

7th September 2017

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Where were these guys when it’s Chinese and Mexicans doing it? At least the Russians are here legally.

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AP Refers to Illegal Immigrants as ‘Undocumented Citizens’

7th September 2017

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Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, they invent new ways to be biased.

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NBC News Wrongly Claims Sen. Menendez Is A Republican

6th September 2017

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Because he’s a crook, so he just HAS to be a Republican. He just HAS to be.

Reality check: Whenever you see a report on a crooked politician, it’s a good bet that it’s a Democrat.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

6th September 2017

Donald Trump ‘wasn’t aware what scrapping DACA would mean’ before deciding fate of 800,000 people  Oh, I think he did. Yet another ‘Trump doesn’t know anything’ fantasy by a Lefty scribbler.

Climate-change skeptic lined up to run NASA in this Trump timeline  The horror!

Hurricane Irma: Category 5 storm heading straight for Trump’s $28m mansion on Caribbean island of St Martin  Even a hurricane is All About Trump.

Chicago mayor declares city ‘Trump-free zone’ after US President declares he will scrap DACA immigration programme  Good luck with that.

Guess Who Didn’t Make It Onto Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed List

CNN’s Lemon, Gergen: Trump’s ‘Cruelty’ Over DACA Reveals His Racist ‘Values’  Because making people obey the law is SO RACIST.

Dem Megadonor Compares Trump’s EPA To Stalin

Dem Senator Compares Trump To Pontius Pilate [VIDEO]

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CNN’s Tapper on DACA, Suggests Americans Are Being ‘Gaslit’

6th September 2017

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Sure, by the Left. Proglodytes have been gaslighting the American people since the Sixties.

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Journalists Treated to Luxury Resort Vacations by Electoral College Bypass Group

6th September 2017

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Gee, I wonder why?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th September 2017

Teacher compares Trump’s ‘Make America Great Again’ slogan to swastikas

Teacher bans students from classroom after they arrive wearing Donald Trump t-shirts

Florida Cafe Runs Trump Dunking Booth For Planned Parenthood

Democrats Blame Trump for Disappearing Sexual-Assault Report…That Was Archived by Obama Administration

Bush’s EPA Chief Says Trump Staff Was Totally Unprepared For Harvey Response  Seems to me they did okay.

In light of Trump’s dangerous bumbling round North Korea, the American constitution should be changed

Joy Behar Calls Trump’s Rollback Of DACA Program Racist  If you see race in everything, then you’re the racist.

Big Tech fumes over Trump’s decision to deport a million kids  Which, of course, he hasn’t done; he’s merely decided that the law applies to them same as everybody else (what a concept). Does that mean they’ll be deported? Well, are the estimated six million illegals now in the country being deported? Don’t ascribe an efficiency to government that isn’t historically accurate.

Pro-Trump British student facing probe for mocking ISIS

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Rahm Emanuel Assures Illegal Students They Have ‘Nothing To Worry About’

5th September 2017

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Unless they live in Chicago, of course, in which case they might get popped by some random gang-banger ‘of color’ — he doesn’t seem able to do anything about that, but by God he can frustrate the enforcement of Federal law.

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CNN and MSNBC Falsely Claim DACA-Recipients Are ‘Children’

5th September 2017

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CNN and MSNBC are repeating the false claim that DACA recipients are “children” or “kids,” while actually most are adults.

While DACA recipients were illegally brought to the United States by their parents when they were children, the minimum age to apply for the program is 15 years old. In fact, the majority of the applicants were over the age of 20 based on 2014 data from the US government. Some have estimated that the average age of dreamers is 25 or 26 years old–hardly children.

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NYT Writes 1300 Words About Dem Senator’s Corruption Trial Without Mentioning He’s A Democrat

5th September 2017

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A Republican, of course, would be tagged as such in the first sentence.

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NH Dem Chair: Rural, Disaffected Voters Are ‘White Supremacists’

4th September 2017

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It’s getting to the point where the working definition of ‘white supremacist’ is ‘not a Democrat’.

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Feminists Claim ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Perpetuates Misogyny

3rd September 2017

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I am not making this up.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd September 2017

George Clooney says Trump campaign inspired ‘angry American dream’ flick

Teacher Makes Students Remove Trump Apparel, Says It’s ‘Neo-Nazi’ Slogan

ABC’s Dowd Slams Trump for ‘Continued Belligerence’ With North Korea In other words, he’s not Obama.

Mainstream Media: Trump’s Reaction to Hurricane Harvey Lacked ‘Empathy’

Mitchell: ‘Shocking,’ ‘Big Mistake’ for Trump to Warn Against NK ‘Appeasement’  In other words, he’s not Obama.

MTP Panelist Claims DACA Opposition by Trump Base Driven by Race  Of course! EVERYTHING is driven by race! It’s obvious!

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NYT: Lets Help Hurricane Harvey Survivors by Taxing Them

3rd September 2017

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As Hurricane Harvey survivors struggle with the aftermath, the cleanup, with power outages and portable generators, reporters far away in comfortable offices in New York think they have a solution to their problems; a new carbon tax.

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I once had to power my home for a week from a portable generator, thanks to outages caused by a major tropical storm. A portable generator is an expensive way to produce power, but its better than letting the food spoil.

The last thing people in that situation need is higher fuel bills.

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