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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th November 2017

George W Bush says Donald Trump ‘doesn’t know what it means to be President’  Well, he doesn’t know how to ‘be a President’ like George W. Bush. I call that a feature, not a bug.

Twitter Employee Who Deleted Trumps Account Being Hailed Hero  Because that’s the way the arrested adolescents of the Left think. Sad.

Saudi King Arrests Opponents; Provincial DC Press Blames Trump

‘Trump Must Hang’ Prof To Return To Teaching Classes Next Semester  It’s not as if he did anything bad, like calling for Obama to be hanged.

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For the Love of Earth, Stop Traveling

5th November 2017

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Jack Miles, a Pulitzer Prize and MacArthur “genius” award-winning author, was a contributor to the University of California’s “Bending the Curve” report on climate stability. His forthcoming book is “God in the Koran” (Alfred A. Knopf 2018). 

So what we have here is your basic Child of the Crust.

According to former U.N. climate chief Christiana Figueres, we have only three years left in which to “bend the emissions curve downward” and forestall a terrifying cascade of climate-related catastrophes, much worse than what we’re already experiencing.

These are the famous ‘well, we’ll just fudge the figures until they support our panic attack’ guys.

Realistically, is there anything that you or I can do as individuals to make a significant difference in the short time remaining?

Yeah — don’t believe the bullshit that comes out of the U.N. or any of its transnational catamites.

The answer is yes, and the good news is it won’t cost us a penny. It will actually save us money, and we won’t have to leave home to do it. Staying home, in fact, is the essence of making a big difference in a big hurry. That’s because nothing that we do pumps carbon dioxide into the atmosphere faster than air travel. Cancel a couple long flights, and you can halve your carbon footprint. Schedule a couple, and you can double or triple it.

I’m on it. Ball’s in your court, AlGore.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th November 2017

MSNBC & WaPo: Trump “Wants to Run This Country” Like Communist China  But I thought MSNBC and WaPo liked Communist China? Thomas Friedman certainly does.

Trump Is a ‘Blowhard,’ ‘I Don’t Like Him’ and I Voted for Hillary, George Bush Says in New Book  Which confirms everything that Real Conservatives have always said about George W. Bush.

Reporter who broke Watergate says Trump colluding with Russia would be ‘worse in many, many ways’  Well, actually, no, since ‘collusion’ (for which there is absolutely no evidence) isn’t against the law.

Professor who predicted Trump’s win now certain he will be impeached within a year  Perhaps he’d like to put some money on that.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd November 2017

WSJ’s WH Reporter Bashes Trump for Not Calling for Execution of Already-Dead Las Vegas Shooter

President Trump’s Twitter Account Disappears…Then Comes Back

Nearly half of Americans think Donald Trump committed a crime during the presidential campaign  According to ABC, and they wouldn’t lie to us, would they?

Trump-Russia probe: Judge orders Paul Manafort to stay under house arrest and await trial date  Except, of course, that it isn’t ‘Trump-Russia probe’ except in the minds of proglodyte journalists.

Ivanka Trump ‘greeted with half empty-room’ while giving Tokyo speech on women’s empowerment  Which wouldn’t be ‘news’ if her name weren’t Trump.

Donald Trump tweets ‘Pocahontas’ racist slur about senator Elizabeth Warren  The term is ‘Fauxcahontas’ in reference to her BOGUS claim of scraeling ancestry. But it’s Trump, and OF COURSE everything he says is a ‘racist slur’, including Good Morning.

Report: Michigan Mayor Calls Trump ‘Pathetic Excuse’ For President, Kneels In Front Of Students  Give that guy a Pussy Hat.

Rosie O’Donnell Admits: ‘I Spend 90% Of My Hours Tweeting Hatred’ At Trump

Keith Olbermann: Bin Laden Did Less To Hurt America Than Trump [VIDEO]  And Keith Olbermann is more full of hot air.

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Stanford University Professor Mark Z. Jacobson Sues Prestigious Team of Scientists for Debunking 100% Renewables

3rd November 2017

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I guess that a scientific consensus isn’t enough when it contradicts the Narrative.

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Today’s Burning Issue in the NYT: “Twitter Has a Transgender Problem”

3rd November 2017

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Well, I’m certainly glad that’s the most important problem they have.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd November 2017

Chelsea Handler Promotes Petition To ‘Impeach Trump’  You still need a reason, girl, and the fact that you hate him isn’t enough.

Michelle Obama just gave Donald Trump some Twitter advice  I’m sure Trump is going to rush to take advice from Michelle Obama.

Greatest threat to building peace in Iraq is not Isis – it’s Donald Trump picking a fight with Iran  Trump, of course, is not ‘picking a fight with Iran’; Trump is merely pulling the curtain back from the fights Iran is already picking with everybody else. Trump’s only crime is Noticing.

Biden: ‘Charlatan’ Trump Threatens ‘Invisible Moral Fabric’ Of America  And yet he keeps getting good stuff done. Not bad for a ‘charlatan’. (Write this down: A Democrat is concerned about the ‘moral fabric of America’. That’s gotta be a first.)

Actor Demands Congress Remove ‘Cancer’ of Trump from ‘the Body of Your Country’  Uh, yeah, we’ll get right on that.

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MSNBC Guest Sees Racism in GOP Reactions to ‘White’ Vegas Shooting, ‘Brown’ NYC Terrorist

2nd November 2017

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Of course he does. MSNBC guests see racism in everything, especially with regard to the Republican party.

I’m waiting for them to out Islam as being racist for having mostly brown people in it.

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Liz Warren Asks a Black Crowd for an ‘Amen’

2nd November 2017

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How do you say that in Cherokee?

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Compare and Contrast

2nd November 2017

NYC Attacker Had Thousands Of Pieces Of ISIS Propaganda On His Phone

NYT: ‘No Single Reason’ Terrorist Attacked In NYC

This is why the DemLegHump Media are castigated as ‘fake news’.

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NPR Hypes GOP Immigration Ads, Skips Over Sleazy Virginia Democrat Ad

2nd November 2017

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Even though few political campaigns are underway this year, the gubernatorial contests in New Jersey and Virginia have drawn the attention of the All Things Considered  program on the liberal, taxpayer-funded National Public Radio network.

Host Ari Shapiro began a segment on Tuesday, October 31, by stating: “The Republican candidates in both of these states have released attack ads claiming the Democratic opponents would not enforce immigration laws and would endanger people living in those states.”

He introduced a report from Joe Hernandez of Philadelphia member station WHYY, but NPR completely skipped over the controversial immigration ad made by Democrats — the now-withdrawn Latino Victory Fund ad where minority kids were running away from a white brute in a pickup truck with a Confederate flag and a Gillespie bumper sticker.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st November 2017

This Simple Trick Will Help Liberals Get Over Trump Derangement Syndrome

Brexit and Trump are symptoms of a wider disease – stopping them will only make the problem worse

NowThis Calls NYC Attack A ‘Trump Rampage’

‘Trump Must Hang’ Prof: Trump Supporters ‘Believe They Are Better By Virtue Of Their Race’  Remember, if you’re obsessing on race, then you’re the racist.

Snoop Dogg Ups The Ante — Makes Album Cover Of Trump’s Dead Body  Thugs will be thugs.

Morning Joe: Trump ‘Agreed’ With ISIS by ‘Dividing Country’ After NYC Terror Attack

Fifty-nine died in Las Vegas – yet Donald Trump had more to say when eight died in New York. Can you guess why?  Perhaps because the Las Vegas shooter was a lone nut whose actions weren’t an expression of a wider problem, while the terrorist in New York was Just Another Muslim Jihadist about which the President might be expected to Do Something.

Fake News: Acosta Quips Trump ‘Has the World Record for Injecting Politics’ After an Attack  Only if you ignore all the Democrats who jumped on the gun-control wagon after Las Vegas. (Like Flashback: Schumer Politicizes Vegas Shooting [VIDEO]).

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After NYC Attack, NBC Fears Muslims ‘Again Brace for Backlash’

1st November 2017

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Just like clockwork, following Tuesday’s ISIS-inspired terrorist attack in New York City, the liberal media quickly painted American Muslims as the real victims. In a story published on NBCNews.com just hours after a jihadist used a rental truck to kill eight people and injured eleven others in lower Manhattan, reporter Chris Fuchs warned: “In the wake of Tuesday’s attack, some Muslim Americans and community leaders expressed concerns over how their religion would be perceived and whether Muslims would become targets of violence.”

You’d think that there was no connection between ‘Muslims’ and the people doing the attacks.

If American Muslims get tired of Waiting For Backlash, perhaps they might take steps to police their own communities and weed out the nutcases.

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MSNBC Terror Analyst Insists, NYC Attack ‘Not Islam,’ Could’ve Been ‘Radicalized Catholics’

1st November 2017

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But it never is, guys. How do you explain that? It’s always a Muslim.

UPDATE: Just One Of The Last Five Islamic Terrorists In US Was Native-Born

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Actress: Trump Jr.’s Socialism Joke Is Based on ‘Extreme Privilege’ and ‘Whiteness’

1st November 2017

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Donald Trump Jr. tweeted a photo of his daughter, Chloe, with the caption, “I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight and give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.” Socialist Hollywood was quick to jump on this statement, retweeting the child’s picture and the caption with their own views. Amber Tamblyn, the actress who declared war on conservatives, called the picture and the caption “whiteness,” saying that “it’s beyond commentary on socialism. It’s a viewpoint only extreme privilege can afford.”

Here’s Amber Tamblyn:

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Find the ‘whiteness’ and ‘extreme privilege’ in this picture.

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Journalists Whine About Guns After Islamic Terrorist Mows Down Victims With Truck

1st November 2017

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We need truck control, and we need it NOW!

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WaPo Labels NYC Slaughter a ‘Possible Terror Attack’

1st November 2017

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Let’s not jump to any conclusions, now, but it JUST POSSIBLY MIGHT BE a terror attack.

UPDATE: NBC News Writes First Muslim ‘Backlash’ Story 6 Hours After New York Terror Attack

They win.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st October 2017

With the indictment of Paul Manafort, Donald Trump is done  More fantasies from a rabid anti-Trumper. The Manafort indictment doesn’t mention Trump and covers a period prior to Manafort working with Trump. Keillor used to be funny but when he got into politics, well….

Sarah Huckabee Sanders can be as breezy as she likes, but there’s no way she can minimise the Mueller indictments  You can jump over that molehill as much as you want, but we continue to see it as a mountain.

Trump-Russia probe: Robert Mueller’s first move warns election conspirators, ‘Beware, I’m coming for you’  I love that whole ‘election conspirators’ notion … although I don’t suppose it includes Hillary and the DNC.

Post’s Capehart Whines White Millennials Aren’t As ‘Woke,’ Anti-Trump As Their Peers  *sigh* These kids today….

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th October 2017

The nuclear dreams of President Donald Trump

Cry, Losers, Cry

Woody Harrelson recalls dinner with Donald Trump: ‘It was brutal’

Hating the National Anthem but Loving a Flaky Republican

Jimmy Kimmel Thinks ‘The Closest Thing’ To Trump’s Election Is OJ’s Murder Acquittal  Except that Trump isn’t looking for the Real President.

Democrats Tell Party Activists To Stop Talking About Mueller Investigation  Good luck with that.

Steyer’s ‘Impeach Him’ Ad Appears Before Stirring World Series Game 5 National Anthem

Manafort Indictment Inspires Desperate Rolling Stone Hope for Quick Trump Exit

John Oliver calls out Donald Trump over plan to tackle opioid crisis  Imexplained, of course, is why it’s the job of the President to solve an ‘opiod crisis’. Maybe send the DEA?

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But That’s Not Who We Are … Anymore.

30th October 2017

Steve Sailer lets the daylight in on magic.

The big problem we all live with in the American K-12 educational system is that we are running out of white children. As we all know, white children are magic. Just by assigning them to classrooms we can solve the problems that the nonwhite children bring to those classrooms. But we don’t have enough white children to go around anymore to solve everybody else’s problems.

And white women are all having abortions so the situation won’t improve any time soon.

Is puzzle. Perhaps we’ll have to start importing white kids from Europe or something. Maybe we could make a deal for some Swedes or something.

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Adolf Hitler Only Joined Nazi Party After Another Far-right Group Rejected Him, Discovers Historian

30th October 2017

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Adolf Hitler only decided to join the Nazi party after being snubbed by another far-right party, a prominent historian has discovered.

Thomas Weber, a historian based at Aberdeen University, said if Hitler had not been rejected from the newly established German Socialist party, it is unlikely there would have been a world war or Nazi Germany’s mass murder of six million Jews.

Dr Weber, who has been researching the Nazi leader for more than ten years, unearthed an unpublished document which reveals that the German Socialist party told Hitler in 1919 that they did not want him in their party or to write for their paper.

Only a newspaper could call the German Socialist Party ‘far-right’. Truly, these people have no brains.

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Donald Trump ‘Least Popular Modern President’ at This Stage of His Term, Poll Finds

29th October 2017

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They keep taking these polls as if they mattered a damn, and then acting confused when they don’t.

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Whataboutism

29th October 2017

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Whataboutism (also known as whataboutery) is a variant of the tu quoque logical fallacy that attempts to discredit an opponent’s position by charging them with hypocrisy without directly refuting or disproving their argument, which is particularly associated with Soviet and Russian propaganda. When criticisms were leveled at the Soviet Union, the Soviet response would be “What about…” followed by an event in the Western world.

The term “whataboutery” has been used in British English since the period of The Troubles conflict in Northern Ireland. Lexicographers date the first appearance of the variant whataboutism to the 1990s,[ while other historians state that during the Cold War Western officials referred to the Soviet propaganda strategy by that term. The tactic saw a resurgence in post-Soviet Russia, relating to human rights violations committed by, and criticisms of, the Russian government. The technique received new attention during Russia’s 2014 annexation of Crimea and military intervention in Ukraine. Usage of the tactic extended to Russian President Vladimir Putin and his spokesman, Dmitry Peskov.

Needless today, this is endemic on the Left.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th October 2017

Civility? On PBS, NY Times Columnist Tom Friedman Says ‘Trump Is a Brain-Eating Disease’  He’s certainly eating the brains of the DemLegHump Media.

Study claims high school students are stressed by Trump  I suspect they’re actually stressed by all the anti-Trumpers running around and jumping up and down.

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Reading JANE EYRE While Black

28th October 2017

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Voices of the Crust are all about skin color, all the time.

Through these books, I learned that stories could be about girls like me, with brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes. That there was more one could write about than just white people.

Because writing about ‘just white people’ is SO racist.

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On Safari in Trump’s America

28th October 2017

A writer for The Atlantic ventures into the Dark Continent (non-coastal America).

Hale, who is 65 and lives in San Francisco, is a career activist who got her start protesting nuclear plants and nuclear testing in the 1970s. In 2005, she was one of the founders of Third Way, a center-left think tank, and it was in that capacity that she and four colleagues had journeyed from both coasts to the town of Viroqua, Wisconsin, as part of a post-election listening tour. They had come on a well-meaning mission: to better understand their fellow Americans, whose political behavior in the last election had left them confused and distressed.

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Third Way’s researchers are far from the only Americans inspired to undertake anthropological journeys in the past year. Nearly a year after Donald Trump’s election shocked the prognosticators, ivory-tower types are still sifting through the wreckage. Group after group of befuddled elites has crisscrossed America to poke and prod and try to figure out what they missed—“Margaret Meads among the Samoans,” one prominent strategist remarked to me.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th October 2017

HLN Host Points Out That Trump Was In Same City Where JFK Was Assassinated  Coincidence? I think NOT.

Ruhle: Trump May Have Held JFK Files Because Of Cruz’s Dad  Uh, no.

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Trump’s Ban on Global Abortion Funding Has Already Hit Healthcare in Africa

26th October 2017

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Ponder the depth of depravity needed to characterize killing an unborn child as ‘healthcare’.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th October 2017

Black Pastor Says He Was Kicked Out Of A Fancy Gym And Banned For Life For Supporting Trump

Comedy Central’s ‘Broad City’ Treats ‘Trump’ as Curse Word, Blames Him for Lack of Orgasms  Hey, they’ve got to blame somebody — it’s not as if they can admit to being frigid.

Chris Hayes: Trump’s Use Of ‘Strong On Crime’ Is A Racial Dog-Whistle  Remember — if you hear the dog whistle, then you’re the dog.

CNN Panelist: Trump Has ‘Personality Disorder’  So do most CNN panelists, but we’re too polite to say so.

Trump Defends His Education, Joy Behar Claims He’s ‘Turning On His Base’  Joy Behar hasn’t the vaguest notion of who Trump’s base is or what they think.

Ron Reagan: Trump Was ‘Vomited’ Up by Electoral College, Is ‘Sociopathic, Malignant Narcissist’  Actually, a very good case could be made that Ron Reagan is the sociopathic malignant narcissist, as even the briefest review of his life will reveal. He might be qualified to shine Trump’s shoes, but I doubt it. Certainly, if it weren’t for his name, nobody would give him the time of day.

Donald Trump ‘has personality disorder’, says former Republican senator Tom Coburn  So what does it say about Tom Coburn’s Republican Party that only a person with a ‘personality disorder’ can get elected President as a Republican?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th October 2017

Thousands of Americans Will Scream Helplessly at the Sky on Trump’s Election Anniversary  ‘To these aged eyes, boy, that’s what winning looks like!’ — Henry II, The Lion in Winter

CNN’s Rye Claims Trump Targeting Waters, Wilson Because They Are Black  No mention, of course, of Waters and Wilson targeting Trump because he’s not black.

Left-wing pundits in America need to get over themselves and support anti-Trump Republicans like Jeff Flake  I think the technical term for this is ‘clutching at straws’.

Senator Bob Corker building case for Donald Trump’s removal from office with renewed attack  In your dreams.

Rob Reiner About Trump: ‘I Just Want Him to Go Away’  Gee, I’ve felt that way about every Democrat politician in my lifetime.

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘It’s Taken A Year For Me’ To Adjust to Trump  Judging by his past remarks, Trump has never really adjusted to Rosie O’Donnell.

Rosie’s At It Again–Worries About Surviving ‘Madman’ Trump

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So Far This Year, 400 Scientific Papers Debunk Climate Change Alarm

25th October 2017

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Good think there’s a consensus.

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Ta-Nehisi Coates: “All Is Fog”

25th October 2017

Steve Sailer looks at race in America.

A couple of years ago, Coates was awarded a MacArthur Foundation genius grant of $625,000 for his best-selling micro-memoir Between the World and Me, in which he recounted not just one but two anecdotes about people he knew who were the victims of white racist oppression.

In one, a black guy whom Coates had vaguely known in college was gunned down by a policeman.

Eventually, Coates admits the shooter cop was black too, which you might think wrecks the moral of his tale. But that’s not the point; the point is that, no matter what blacks inflict upon one another, white people are to blame.

And that’s not all Coates could remember from his first forty years of life. His memoir also included the celebrated story of how Coates let his little boy dawdle upon an escalator and then a white woman about to crash into the lad said, “Come on,” which is racist.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th October 2017

I thought we were going to have a vacation day today, but I guess not.

Activist Harry Belafonte: ‘Hitler is Not Too Far From Our Door’

Evening News Labels Lefty Group a ‘Watchdog’ In Anti-Trump Report  Of course — who better to hear the ‘dog whistles’?

Kathy Griffin Becomes Unhinged Over Trump AGAIN  Or, more accurately, STILL.

Bangladesh Bans Two International Islamist Charities

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MSNBC Guest Claims Voter ID Laws Made It ‘Impossible’ for Blacks to Vote

24th October 2017

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Funny how I never noticed the armed guards at the DMV preventing black people from getting a driver’s license. Must have missed that.

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Professor Claims Math, Algebra and Geometry Promote ‘White Privilege’

24th October 2017

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Apparently mathematics are part of ‘white privilege’. Good to get that cleared up.

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Another ‘Manntastic’ Modeling Claim: Sea Level Rise Will Cause NYC to Flood

23rd October 2017

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Promises, promises….

I must confess that the thought of Harlem under water is not displeasing. I suppose it would be too much to hope that Charlie Wrangel would be on site when it happens.

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USC Professor Says Punishing Protesters Who Disrupt Events Reinforces ‘White Supremacy’

23rd October 2017

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I guess that means freedom of speech is ‘white supremacy’. Good to get that cleared up.

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MSNBC Guest: GOP Is The ‘Republi-Klan Party’

22nd October 2017

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Hate to be the bearer of bad news, dude, but the Klan were Democrats.

OOPS, down the MemoryHole….

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Today in Trump Derangement Synrome

21st October 2017

CNN Guest: Trump Has ‘Impulse’ To ‘Go After Women And Critics Of Color’  An ‘impulse’ that exists only in the mind of proglodyte commenenters.

Billionaire investor launches multi-million dollar campaign to impeach Trump: ‘This president is mentally unstable’  And of course some random rich Democrat is qualified to make that judgement.

Trump’s JFK files release: The stories the US President could be trying to distract us from by clearing assassination files  So Trump declining to extend the secrecy of these files is therefore an attempt to distract from … what? A constant baseless assault from all the talking heads in Washington? They must be easily distracted.

MSNBC Guest: Trump ‘Defecating on Women,’ ‘Taking Away Rights’  By giving a forum to such delusions, MSNBC merely cements its position as a proglodyte mouthpiece.

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‘Make America CRIP Again’: Snoop Dogg Calls Out Trump In New Rap Mocking MAGA Slogan

20th October 2017

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‘They may have won all the battles — but we had all the good songs!’ — Tom Lerer

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th October 2017

NBC: Will Military Leaders ‘Tackle’ Trump, ‘Lock Him in a Room’ to Prevent War?  Somebody’s smoking’ and not sharin’.

Donald Trump’s ‘downward mental health spiral’ could lead US to war, clinical psychologist says  Wonder what his professional association would say about this long-distance diagnosis. Everything I’ve read suggests that it’s considered unprofessional.

Newsweek Callously Trumpets: ‘You Can Now Bet’ On Melania Dumping President Trump  Newsweek used to be a serious magazine. Sad.

CNN Contributor: Trump Makes People Choose Between Flag, Anthem, Borders, ‘Or Just Hating America’

Three-quarters of Americans think Trump is going to lead them into war  At least, that’s what they would have you believe. If you actually dig into the poll you find that it seriously oversamples Democrats, as most such media-driven polls do.

Armando Iannucci interview: ‘The danger is turning Donald Trump into a comedy character. He’s not. He’s dangerous’

Donald Trump may not be Adolf Hitler but his habit of weaponising untruths offers eerie parallel  Actually, Obama and Clinton are closer ‘parallels’.

Scarborough: Trump Is A ‘Thug’ For Praising Maria’s First Responders

Donald Trump has insulted the UK one too many times – he is not welcome here  Of course, Trump has never insulted the U.K. — except in the eyes of those who are insulted that he even exists.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th October 2017

Hillary Staffer in Women’s Mag: ‘I Wake Up and Go to Sleep Angry’

Chelsea Handler Shuts Down Talk Show Due To Donald Trump  Hey, the system works.

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L.A. Clinton Pal: Trump’s a ‘Sexual Predator,’ Bill’s Sexual Misconduct Was ‘None of Our Business’

19th October 2017

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Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether the (D) behind someone’s name stands for ‘Democrat’ or ‘Double standard’.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th October 2017

Marvel’s ‘Black Panther’ Star: ‘Trump Is Giving Voice to White Supremacy’  At least, in your dreams.

How Donald Trump is negotiating like a hostage-taker  More trash-talk from CNN.

Journo On MSNBC: Trump Doesn’t Understand ‘The Idea Of America’ Like McCain Does  Thank God.

CNN Guest: Trump Is ‘Essentially A Frightened Man’  Yeah, he looks frightened. I should look so ‘frightened’.

Nearly Half The Country Thinks Media Make Up Stories About Trump  And they’re right.

Ex-NYT’s Abramson: Trump ‘Like Something Out of Soviet’ ‘Playbook’  Lot of projection going on around here.

Frederica Wilson On Soldiers’ Death: ‘This Is Going To Be Mr. Trump’s Benghazi’  Sweetheart, people DIED at Benghazi. Your sense of proportion came out of a cereal box.

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Capitalism Is Ending Because It Has Made Itself Obsolete, Former Greek Finance Minister Yannis Varoufakis Says

18th October 2017

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You know he’s an expert because of the excellent shape Greece is in financially.

Oh, wait….

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th October 2017

How Donald Trump’s North Korea Rhetoric Could Start a War  It’s amazing how many two-bit scribblers know so much more about how to be President than the guy we actually elected. Makes you wonder where the hell they were during the election. (Oh, right … scribbling.)

CNN’s Van Jones: Trump ‘Transparently Lies’ [VIDEO]  And yet he keeps winning. Why might that be, Van?

San Antonio Spurs Coach Calls Trump A ‘Soulless Coward’

Inside Donald Trump’s ‘adult day-care centre’ with the White House aides who control and coerce the President  This is one of the more entertaining of the plethora of a-priori ‘analyses’ of the Trump White House. (Trump is an ignorant fool THEREFORE he can’t be in control of the White House THEREFORE somebody else must be running things THEREFORE let’s try to figure out who that might be and how they might be operating.) In the old days this was called Building Castles In The Air, but nowadays it’s what passes for ‘journalism’.

NYC Dem Calls Trump A Sadistic Sociopath On Morning Joe I’m sure Trump things the same of NYC Dems.

CNN’s Don Lemon: Trump ‘Jealous’ Of Obama  Because he HAS to be, you know, he just HAS TOBE. Uh-huh.

CNN Reporter: Trump ‘Revels In Culture Wars’ To Unify ‘Largely White’ Base Since the reporter is ‘black’, i.e. sort of a light brown, anybody she doesn’t like has a ‘largely white base’. News flash: Trump’s ‘base’ is unified already — Trump revels in culture wars because he enjoys it, and his base finds it entertaining.

Scarborough Says Trump’s Actions Go Against The Teachings Of Jesus  And Scarborough is the expert on that, of course, although I don’t remember him mentioning Jesus at any point from the beginning of the world down to Trump being elected.

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Left-Wing Billionaire Activist Tom Steyer: ‘Please Raise My Taxes’

17th October 2017

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Of course, he could always just write a check to the Treasury. But no, he wants everybody else’s taxes to increase as well. That way, they’ll be left with a pittance and he’ll still have billions.

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Meathead Tries to Dodge the Weinstein Problem

17th October 2017

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Director Rob Reiner was so desperate to avoid addressing cultural issues in Hollywood on Tuesday that he pivoted from a question about Harvey Weinstein to talk about Clarence Thomas and Fox News.

No mention of Bill Clinton, of course.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th October 2017

TV One Guest Claims Trump Supporters Want ‘Eugenics,’ to ‘Eliminate,’ Minorities  Like Planned Parenthood?

Young Labour brands Donald Trump a ‘fascist’ and calls for Nato withdrawal  Gee, they sound just like Democrats. I think we ought to withdraw from NATO too.

Robert De Niro went to a charity event and destroyed Donald Trump  In the mind of a journalist, perhaps.

Macklemore leads chant of ‘F**k Donald Trump’ at Arizona concert  He must be doing something right that all the Usual Suspects hate him.

‘At least one’ Republican trying to impeach Trump, says Democrat congressman  And this is worth putting in a newspaper.

Hillary Clinton Tells London Audience She Is ‘Worried’ About Trump Starting Nuclear War  She ought to be worried about her husband raping someone who won’t be bought off. That’s more likely.

Taliban Hostage Thought Captors Were Kidding When Told Trump Was President

North Korean propaganda leaflets declaring ‘Death to old lunatic Trump!’ dropped over Seoul  I always knew North Korea was run by Democrats.

Against Trump: Priced to Sell  America, where, as George Carlin said, you can nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

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Anti-Trumpers Climb to the Top of French Building to Hang Shia LaBoeuf’s Flag

16th October 2017

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Which accomplishes … what, exactly? It has no impact on policy. It doesn’t change anybody’s mind. It makes the virtue-signalers feel good about themselves, I suppose.

‘They may have won all the battles; but we had all the good songs!’ as Tom Lerer put it.

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