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Smith Students Get Lecture on Libertarian Connection to ‘Traditional Bigotry’

2nd October 2017

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Why are so many ‘activists’ these days fat ugly women? Is there some genetic link between obesity and idiocy?

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Corporate Gibberish Generator

1st October 2017

Check it out.

Also works for generating modern academic gibberish for articles and papers.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st October 2017

MSNBC Panelist On Puerto Rico: Trump Believes ‘Only White People Are True Americans’  For which, of course, there is not a shred of evidence. This is just racism straight up.

Katy Tur’s Book Reveals a Reporter Who Can’t Stop Insulting Trump

NYT’s Paul Krugman Falsely Blames ‘Trumpie’ For Non-Existent Cholera Outbreak In Puerto Rico  When they don’t have any bad news to blame on Trump, they just make it up.

Hollywood reacts to Trump’s Puerto Rico tweets: ‘You’re going straight to hell’

Why doesn’t Donald Trump care about Puerto Ricans? Because they can’t vote for him  More ‘analysis’ that reveals more about the intellectual shortcomings of the ‘analyst’ than it does about its subject.

Saturday Night Live Calls Trump A ‘Cheap Cracker’ Over Puerto Rico Response

MSNBC Panel: Trump Criticizing Mayor Is ‘Toxic Brew’ Of Racism, Incompetence, Egomania  Well, actually, it’s not. They can dish it out, but they can’t take it.

Parks And Rec, Jimmy Fallon TV Writer: ‘If You Support Trump You Should Have Your Children Taken Away’

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How the Associated Press Spins the Supreme Court

1st October 2017

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The Associated Press is a loyal servant of the Democratic Party and its liberal components. If you doubt that assertion, consider today’s AP article on the upcoming U.S. Supreme Court term by reporter Mark Sherman.

Like pretty much all AP reporters, Sherman is a liberal, as you can see from his Twitter feed. So how does a liberal reporter spin his coverage of the Supreme Court? It’s easy: he just frames every legal issue with the liberal narrative, and turns exclusively to liberal sources for comments on the Court’s controversial cases.

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John Kasich: If ‘Anti-Immigration’ GOP Can’t Be ‘Fixed,’ Then I’m Out

1st October 2017

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Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

But it’ll never happen — without his nominal affiliation with the Republican party, he’s just another has-been politician.

This is of a piece with all of the Hollywood Ho-Hos who loudly shout that they’re leaving the country if this or that Bad Thing Happens. Most recently it was the election of Trump. But they never follow through.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th September 2017

CNN’s Brian Stelter: Trump Tweets On Puerto Rico Are ‘Racist Dog Whistle’ [VIDEO]  Remember, if you hear the ‘dog whistle’, you’re the dog. As Scott Adams says, ‘Does it make any sense that these hidden messages can be received only by racists and leftist journalists? What does that say about the journalists?’

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CNN Panelist: Asking to Separate Race From Sports Is a Form of ‘Supremacy’ Itself

29th September 2017

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Somebody who thinks about race all the time is a racist, almost by definition.

But black people can’t be racist, of course.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th September 2017

Morning Joe: Trump’s NFL Remarks Were Calculated Ploy to Activate ‘Racist Sentiments’ and ‘Chauvinism’ in Americans  Don’t forget the mind-control lasers.

Washington Post’s Dana Milbank: President Trump Is ‘Driving Us Crazy’   No, you were crazy before.

TV Goes to War With Trump: 16 Shows Blast President This Fall  “They may have won all the battles, but we had all the good songs!”

Will & Grace takes on Donald Trump in episode 1 of revival series  Because of course taking on Trump is the essence of ‘entertainment’ these days.

Stephen King on Donald Trump’s tax plan: US president ‘couldn’t give a shit’ about working class  And of course a millionaire brain-damaged author is an expert on both the working class and Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton Warns Canada That Trump ‘Wants To Be Like Putin’

Librarian Rejects Melania Trump’s Dr. Seuss Books as ‘Racist Propaganda’

MSNBC Cuts From Trump Tax Speech To Trash Ivanka

NBC Worries Trump Will Cover Up JFK Assassination Files  Even if he gave a shit about the Kennedy assassination,which I’m sure he doesn’t, why would he do this? It’s just more Media Conspiracy Theory.

Maddow: Trump Obsessing Over NFL Protests While Ignoring Puerto Rico  That’s a flat lie.

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Samantha Bee Compares Millionaire Athletes to Slaves ‘Working on a Field’

28th September 2017

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I’d be a ‘slave’ like that for a million a year and a Super Bowl ring.

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Stephanopoulos Demands WH ‘Guarantee’ That Trump, Wealthy, Won’t Benefit From His Tax Plan

28th September 2017

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I must have missed the part of the Constitution that says a Democrat shill TV talking head can demand ‘guarantees’ from the White House.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th September 2017

Donald Trump is ‘the most dangerous man in the world’, claim leading psychiatrists and academics  More dangerous than Kim Jong Un? I think not.

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‘Hepeating’ Is the Latest Word to Enter the Feminist Lexicon

28th September 2017

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‘Hepeating’ is the latest word to enter the feminist lexicon. Following the introduction of eye-rolling gendered terms like “manspreading” and “manflu,” the word “hepeating” has been made popular thanks to social media and countless progressive websites embracing the newly defined term.

The Leftist search for heretics and sinner proceeds apace, even when they have to make it up.

Hepeating is supposedly what happens when a woman comes up with a good idea or suggestion and pitches it at the workplace, where she’s subsequently ignored by her colleagues. But, when a male colleague repeats her words and gets a positive response, he is credited for her proposal.

Never seen that happen, during twenty-five years in IT. Never heard any woman complain about it.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th September 2017

MSNBC Host: Trump Sounds Like He’s Running ‘His Own Three-Ring Circus I guess MSNBC is the Clown Car.

Donald Trump is a ‘racist KKK and Nazi sympathiser’, says Labour MP  For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence, except the stuff they make up.

ABC Finally Spends Significant Time on Puerto Rico, Uses it to Slam Trump

Calling Trump’s remarks on NFL anthem protesters racist is what drives people to him

Hillary Clinton peddles fake news about Trump and Puerto Rico

Gumbel Thanks Trump’s ‘Racist’ ‘Childish’ Comments for ‘Energizing’ Athletes

Morning Joe’s Mika Mocks Trump, Compares Him To Homer Simpson  Except that he’s still President, and she’s just a chattering bimbo on TV.

Did Donald Trump just threaten to commit genocide?   Well, no, but it makes a great clickbait headline.

MSNBC Guest Compares Trump To A Murderer With A ‘Killing Finger’  Where do they find these deranged ‘guests’? (Oh — he’s the editor of Talking Points Memo — that explains a lot.)

Seth Meyers Blasts Trump For Being The ‘Last Responder’ To Puerto Rico  Which he wasn’t, of course; the administration responded to Maria just as quickly as Harvey. But to the media, if it didn’t happen on Twitter it didn’t happen.

MSNBC, HuffPost: ‘Neanderthal’ Trump Wants Black Players to Suffer  I’d put up with a lot for a million dollars a year.

Elijah Cummings: ‘God Would Not Be Pleased’ With Trump’s Puerto Rico Response  As if race-pimp Cummings would know.

CNN Contributor Spreads Fake Picture Of LeBron Giving Trump The Finger  Although, considering LeBron, it’s entirely believable.

Democrat to push for vote on Trump’s impeachment over his attack on NFL protesters   These people  live in a little world all their own….

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Menendez Trial

27th September 2017

Did you know that Democrat Senator Menendez from Ohio is on trial?

Anybody in the media covering it? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th September 2017

Black Congresswoman Kneels During House Floor Speech, Accuses Trump Of Racism  It is often said that politics is show-business for ugly people, and here’s proof.

Steven Colbert on Donald Trump NFL comments: ‘Kneeling has everything to do with race – just like your presidency’  Trump’s presidency, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with race, other than in the fever dreams of the Left. Remember: If you hear the ‘dog whistle’, then you’re the dog.

Kingsman 2 director reveals the Donald Trump jokes cut from the film

MSNBC Analyst: Trump Basically Shouted The N-Word  Which, of course, he didn’t — they have to make stuff up because it never happened.

Hillary Says She’s ‘Not Sure’ Trump Knows Puerto Ricans Are American Citizens  That tells you more about Hillary than it does about Trump.

Media Uses Devastation In Puerto Rico As Political Football To Attack Trump  When they’re not worrying about the NFL, which is more important.

MSNBC: Trump’s a ‘Racist,’ Almost ‘Shouting at a Rally the N-Word’

Does Donald Trump even know that he’s responsible for Puerto Rico?  Except that he’s not ‘responsible’ for Puerto Rico; we are a Republic, not a monarchy.

Hillary Clinton says it is ‘quite telling’ Trump is attacking black athletes and not white supremacists  Quite telling about the racial monomania of Hillary. Trump has ‘attacked white supremacists’, and ‘white supremacists’ aren’t causing the current controversy.

Lena Dunham Compares Trump To Dylann Roof  She’d better be careful; two can play that game.

Trump is the political equivalent of a fatberg, says Naomi Klein  And Naomi Klein is the political equivalent of a pussy hat.

Congressional Black Caucus Member Wants To Impeach Trump Over His ‘Sons Of B*tches’ Comments  And they accuse Trump of being a spoiled child….

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Networks Cover NFL Protests More Than Puerto Rico Crisis

26th September 2017

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Imagine that.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th September 2017

Stelter: The Racism in Trump Kneeling Comments ‘Unmistakable’  Except to those not making it up.

The Flying Wedge Issue

Evil Klingons Modeled After President Trump on ‘Star Trek: Discovery’

Steve Kerr wants to have it both ways

Becoming a Columnist in the Age of Trump

London Mayor Compares Trump With ISIS, Wants To Stop State Visit To UK  Pretty cheeky for a Muslim.

USA Today Columnist: #TakeAKnee Marked One of NFL’s ‘Finest Moments’ Fighting Back Against ‘Racist’ Trump  Except that there isn’t a shred of evidence that Trump is a racist; that’s a proglodyte fantasy.

CNN Commentator Compares Trump To ‘Slave Master’ Of Black Athletes

ESPN Turns Into A Daylong Anti-Trump Talk Show

LeBron James Says His ‘Calling Is Much Bigger’ Than Donald Trump’s  Certainly his ego is bigger, and that’s an achievement.

MSNBC Guest: Trump Wants Blacks ‘Kneeling in the Cotton Fields Again’  Again, something for which there is no evidence.

Excuse Me? CNN Panelist Says Trump Criticizing Kaepernick Is ‘Racial Code For The N-Word’  Remember: If you hear the ‘dog whistle’, then you’re the dog.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th September 2017

CNN: Trump’s Attacks On Athletes Were ‘Racial’  Only in the sense that the players causing the problems are all black. It’s certainly racial on their part.

ABC/NBC Smear Trump, Claim Racially Coded Rhetoric on Kneeling  Remember: If you hear the ‘dog whistle’, then you’re the dog.

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Stevie Wonder Kneels ‘For America’ at Global Citizen Festival [VIDEO]

24th September 2017

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Nobody attending a ‘global citizen festival’ is doing anything ‘for America’, no matter what is blathered. The whole point of a ‘global citizen festival’ is that we need to get beyond such nationalist ideas as America and embrace the world as our home.

This is just racialist politics and virtue signaling. I had thought Stevie Wonder was above that, but I guess not.

Everyone who puts skin color before country ought to have the honesty to just leave.

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UN Admits It Can’t Link Global Warming to the Spike in World Hunger, Then Does It Anyway

24th September 2017

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“Although it is impossible to establish a causal relation, the impact of climate change-related phenomena (such as the higher frequency of extreme events, be them floods or drought) cannot be ruled out as one of the causes for the reduced per capita availability of food in several countries,” the U.N. admitted.

Even so, the U.N. warned droughts and floods, “linked in part to El Niño phenomenon and climate-related shocks,” hurt food production, they can’t say for sure this is behind the increase in global hunger. The U.N. even admits global food production was high enough to feed everyone on the planet, despite weather shocks.

The U.N. still claimed global warming was a compounding factor behind the spike in hunger statistics.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd September 2017

MSNBC Contributor Compares Alabama Senate Candidates To Ku Klux Klan

LeBron James Targets Trump, Claims He Has Disgraced The Presidency

Comments Like Trump’s Make the Sports World a Political Battleground  Sorry, fartface, the ‘sports world’ was a political battleground long before Trump ever got here.

Keith Olbermann: NFL Fans Should Sit During National Anthem To Protest Trump  I don’t think everybody’s on board with that.

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St Louis Protests: Journalists Say They Were Beaten and Arrested by Police While Covering Demonstrations

23rd September 2017

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Gee. What a tragedy. I’m outraged. (yawn)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

22nd September 2017

Joe and Mika Cringe Over ‘Pornographic’ Trump, Bash GOP as Not Real Conservatives, On ‘View’

MSNBC Admits Media Covers Trump Tweets Instead Of His Actual Policy Victories

Celebs, Journalists Want to ‘Trade’ ‘Sociopath’ Trump for Kim Jong-Un  That truly is deranged.

Megyn Kelly: ‘Absurd’ How Many Reporters Are Biased Against Trump

Morning Joe More Upset by Trump’s Tweets Than North Korea’s Nukes

Green Day Frontman: ‘Batsh*t Crazy’ Trump Like Saddam Hussein, Satan   Well, just looking at him, I’d say he’s an expert on batshit crazy, not to mention Satan.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st September 2017

The Atlantic: “How This Year’s Oscar Contenders Are Tackling Trump”  As if there were any significance to how ‘Oscar contenders’ deal with politics — except inside the Trump Derangement Syndrome bubble.

The Nation’s Zirin Takes on Trump and ‘Toxic Masculinity,’ Ignores Bill Clinton’s Sexual Misdeeds

Alex Jones claims the US government is drugging Donald Trump through his diet cokes  Perhaps that accounts for its awful taste.

‘Morning Joe’s’ Mika Can’t Handle Video Of Trump

Maxine Waters ‘Guarantees’ That Trump Colluded With Russia  And I guarantee that Maxine Waters is Yet Another Fat Ugly Black Female Democrat Crook. Let’s see which proves true.

Maxine Waters Wonders When The Black Community Will Impeach Trump  Funny how I don’t see The Black Community mentioned anywhere in the Constitution.

Morning Joe Unhinged: ‘Far, Far, Far Right’ Pundits Advocate Killing Trump?

Prophets Of Rage Release Music Video Depicting Trump As Hitler  JUMP on that bandwagon, especially if no one is buying your ‘music’.

Journo Levies Bizarre ‘Exploitation’ Charge Against Trump

Donald Trump: World-renowned primatologist Jane Goodall likens US President to a chimpanzee  Nobody would dare compare Obama to a chimpanzee, of course, because that would be raaaaaaacist.

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Joe Scarborough: I Left GOP Because ‘I’m Tired Of A Stupid Republican Party’

21st September 2017

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Not half as tired as the GOP is of you, Joe. Tell the truth: You just wanted to cash in.

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Thought for the Day

21st September 2017

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th September 2017

Anti-Trump Witch Compares Casting Hexes To Singing The National Anthem, Saluting The Flag

Maxine Waters Pushes Trump Impeachment During Eulogy  She still hasn’t come up with a Constitutional reason for him to be impeached. “I don’t like him” is insufficient.

French Actor: Pentagon Could Have Invented AIDS, Trump Is ‘Kim Jong-un Two’

WashPost Columnist: ESPN Must Let ‘Diverse Voices’ Call Trump a White Supremacist

‘View’ Hosts: Trump Calls Kim Jong-Un ‘Rocket Man’ As A ‘Phallic Reference’  Hey, if you hear the ‘dog whistle’, that means you’re the dog.

Ivanka Trump Opens Up About Depression — Feminists Say She Deserves It  Mean-spirited bitches that they are.

Ellen DeGeneres: Wouldn’t Have Trump on Show, He’s ‘Dangerous for the Country’

Richard Branson criticises Donald Trump after hurricanes: ‘Whole world knows climate change is real’  Yeah, but they don’t share your fantasy that people caused it.

Susan Rice: Trump Acting Like ‘Spoiled Child’  And you’re acting like a crook. Guess which one is more reprehensible.

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NYT Buries Nationalities of London Bombers and Omits Refugee Status in Report

20th September 2017

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It’s all about the Narrative, Larry.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th September 2017

CNN Makes Chris Cillizza Look Foolish on ‘Trump Flat-Out Lied’ Claim  Turns out Trump was right after all. Imagine that.

Does The Latest Manafort Bombshell Vindicate Trump’s Wiretapping Claims?

Freak Out: ABC Assails Trump Speech as ‘Bordering on Threat’ of ‘War Crime’

Triathlon To Raise Money For Sick Kids Gets Canceled Because It Is Named After Trump Golf Course

Whoopi: Trump As Unstable As North Korea’s Kim Jung-Un  Really? Wake me up when Trump executes a relative with an anti-aircraft gun.

Venezuela’s president says Donald Trump is ‘the new Hitler’  Kinda late to the party. Trump’s country isn’t the one with the government confiscating everything and people starving in the streets.

Video Mash-Up: CNN Hated Trump’s ‘Dark,’ ‘Frightening,’ ‘Incoherent’ ‘Sermon’ to U.N.  Not as incoherent as this response, however. Mission accomplished.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th September 2017

CNN Cuts Off Black Trump Supporter When He Answers ‘White Guilt’ Question

Washington Post’s Dana Milbank Claims Donald Trump Is Killing Him  Uh, yeah.

CNN’s Ana Navarro: ‘JERK’ Trump ‘Drives Me Crazy’ With Tweets  I’m sure he feels the same way about you, sweetheart — that is, if he even knows who you are.

MSNBC Panel LAUGHS At Pictures Of ‘Working Class White Voters’  They voted for Trump, so obviously they aren’t even human.

The Idiot  ZMan succumbs to Trump Derangement Syndrome. Obviously he doesn’t watch enough Scott Adams Periscope sessions. Best wishes for his recovery.

California Dems Passed A Resolution Demanding Trump Apologize For Presidency  Whine, whine, whine.

MSNBC Panel: Trump Is Telling People ‘It’s Okay’ Not To Hire Black People  For which, of course, there is not one shred of evidence.

Donald Trump is a ‘racist, misogynist bully’ and shouldn’t be invited to the UK, says Lib Dems’ Deputy Leader  A ‘racist’ that hugs black kids. A ‘misogynist’ that puts women in prominent posts in his administration. ‘You keep using those words. I don’t think those words mean what you think they mean.’

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Claim: Chocolate CAUSES Climate Change

16th September 2017

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The Chocolate Climate Worriers have switched tactics, from claiming that climate is going to kill all the cocoa plants, to claiming we should feel guilty about wanting chocolate in the first place.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th September 2017

CNN Guest Criticizes Trump For Having ‘White Supremacists’ In Cabinet  Needless to say, there is absolutely no evidence that there are any ‘white supremacists’ in Trump’s cabinet.

PBS’s Woodruff to Clinton: ‘Do You Believe the President Is Racist?’  For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence.

When Trump tweets about terror it isn’t for the victims – it’s for him  For which, of course, there is actually no evidence.

California formally calls on Congress to condemn Trump’s Charlottesville comments  Of course, Trump’s Charlottesville comments were completely conventional.

The Loneliest President  More lefty pseudo-psychoanalysis, from a graduate of a no-name college who’s never done anything in his life except ‘journalism’.

Howard Dean Calls Trump Voter Commission ‘CRACKPOTS’ And ‘Racist’  Being called a crackpot by Howard Dean is like being called ugly by a frog.

MSNBC Guest Falsely Claims Miss Texas ‘Called Trump a White Supremacist’

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Associated Press Says: Don’t Cut Taxes!

16th September 2017

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The Associated Press is one of many “news” outlets that has gone into overt opposition, now that we have a Republican rather than a Democrat in the White House. Today’s AP “Top News” feature is headlined: Doubts arise on whether corporate tax cut would boost growth. The passive voice is generally a giveaway. Where, exactly, are doubts “arising”?

Only among the fever dreams of the Left.

News flash for the AP: the “left-leaning Center on Budget and Policy Priorities” is in favor of higher taxes, all the time. Their doubts didn’t just “arise.”

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th September 2017

Mexican Movie Director: Trump Election Shows America Has ‘Cancer…We Have a Tumor Now’

CNN Commentator: ‘Absolutely’ Trump ‘Is A White Supremacist’  Evidence? We don’t need no steenkin’ evidence.

MSNBC’s Al Sharpton Calls Trump ‘Very Insecure Man,’ ‘Losing As President’ [VIDEO]  I’m curious as to where Sharpton got his psychology degree — I must have missed it. I’ve never seen anybody as secure as Trump, and he keeps winning, as Sharpton would know if he bothered to consult reality.

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Whoopi Suggests Antifa Was Made Up by the Right So They Could ‘Bitch About It’

15th September 2017

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This is delusional but it doesn’t deal directly with Trump so it stands on its own.

I wonder what the weather is like on her planet. Probably a lot like California.

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NY Times Reporter Hammers Liberal Event Over Lack of Racial Diversity

15th September 2017

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Liberals and Democrats in the “mainstream media” spend most of their time criticizing Republican President Donald Trump, but that doesn’t mean they won’t hammer away at each other if they feel they’ve been slighted, even at an event aimed at the political left.

That was the case on Thursday when New York Times reporter Sopan Deb tweeted a complaint that almost all of the 61 speakers at Politico‘s Pro Policy Summit in Washington, D.C., that day contained “a pretty startling lack of minorities.”

“From my count,” she continued, “only one person of color. It’s possible I missed some, so feel free to correct me.”

Not a surprise. The whole premise of liberalism is that Right-Thinking White People are fully empowered to speak for non-white people, since they often have no clue as to what their Politically Correct interests are; having an actual non-white person involved would be redundant.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

14th September 2017

Democratic and Republican Elites Are Using Trump to Whitewash 16 Years of Foreign-Policy Disasters  Apparently, Trump is all Osama Bin Laden’s fault.

Women’s Group Accuses Lattes Of Racism  Apparently Starbuck’s is racist for leasing space at Trump properties.

Trump’s Government wants to punish people who speak out against him, especially if they’re black women  In this case ‘speak out against him’ means ‘insult him with no evidence to back it up’. Doesn’t sound so heinous when you know the truth.

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Report: Man Arrested After Threatening to Attack School, ‘Kill All White People’

14th September 2017

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Now, if the comment had been ‘kill all black people’, everybody in the press and on TV would be having the vapors and blaming it on Trump.

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Attorneys Suspect Motel 6 Calling ICE on Undocumented Guests

14th September 2017

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First of all, they’re not ‘guests’, they’re ‘customers.

Secondly, it’s the duty of every citizen to assist in enforcing the law. You’d think that that was a crime.

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Alt-Left Insanity: Have You Hugged Your White Privilege Today?

14th September 2017

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There’s nothing ‘alt’ about it; it’s just Left, all the way down.

A quick Google search delivers almost laughable results. There’s ESPN resident loudmouth Jemele Hill bashing President Donald Trump on Twitter as “a white supremacist who has largely surrounded himself w/ other white supremacists.” Don’t agree? Guess what? That means there’s something wrong with you. “The height of white privilege is being able to ignore his white supremacy, because it’s of no threat to you,” she continued. (Now, we could discuss Hill’s privilege and how she wasn’t fired for something that another staffer might have gotten canned for, but let’s continue.) Besides, Trump doesn’t have white privilege. He has green privilege. As do thousands of athletes and entertainers who wield more celebrity and cash than most of us garner in a lifetime.

Truly, these people are deranged.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th September 2017

ESPN Anchor: ‘Donald Trump Is A White Supremacist’  For which there is absolutely no evidence, much less proof.

Study: The Liberal Media’s Summer of Pummeling Trump

Study: 91 Percent Negative Coverage Of Trump Over Summer

Joy Reid: Trump Era Is ‘The Worst Time to Be a Human’  Yeah, ’cause they lost.

MSNBC’s Katy Tur: Trump ‘Endangered My Life’  Well, no, he didn’t; she just had an anxiety attack because Hillary lost, and that’s her problem, not Trump’s.

Lauer and Tur Share Trauma of Trump Attacking the Media  Poor iddle snowflakes. They can dish it out, but they can’t take it.

Wall St CEO Says ‘I Was Accused By People Of Being A Nazi’ For Being On Trump Council

Joy Reid Claims Trump Era Is ‘The Worst Time To Be A Human’  What would she know about being a human?

ESPN: Host Calling President Trump A White Supremacist Was ‘Inappropriate’  So a little wrist slap and everything’s cool. We can’t really punish her because she’s black and doing so would be raaaaaaacist.

Andrea Mitchell: Hillary ‘Really Does Connect the Dots’ Between Trump and Russia  Of course, she has to make most of them up, but that’s Hillary.

Hillary Clinton says Donald Trump ‘is a clear and present danger to America’  Wow, those grapes are really sour, aren’t they?

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Mexican Foreign Minister Urges Congress To Pass ‘Dreamer’ Amnesty

12th September 2017

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Please, please, let us continue to use your country as a dumping ground for the people we don’t want.

Invasion? What invasion?

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Martin Sheen Blames U.S. for Ruining Central America, Causing Immigration

11th September 2017

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Yeah, we’re such a shitty country that people are dying to get in.

Keep it classy, Estevez.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th September 2017

Donald Trump’s ‘spiritual adviser’ claims God elevated him to presidency  No doubt this is meant to trigger yucks among their presumably liberal atheist readership. It just makes them look patronizing.

Miss America contestants asked about Trump-Russia collusion, Confederate statues  That’s really important when you’re wearing a swimsuit.

Over DACA, Gold Star father Khizr Khan calls Trump ‘illiterate and uneducated’  I suspect that somebody who went to Fordham and Wharton is at least as literate and educated as the son of a chicken farmer who went to the University of Punjab.

Miss America Contestants Asked to Condemn President Trump  That’s really important when you’re wearing a swimsuit.

Miss America Gets Political As Judges Grill Contestants On Trump  ‘Gets’ political? It’s been political for at least a decade.

Amazon’s ‘One Mississippi:’ Trump Gives People ‘Permission Now to Be Racist’

Pope launches thinly veiled attack on Trump, saying: ‘History will judge climate change deniers’  I see this big picture of Pope Benedict waving with a caption ‘Miss me yet?’

MSNBC Uses 9/11 To Go After Trump [VIDEO]

Behar: ‘Trump Is The Biggest Mistake In Modern History’  Bigger than Clinton allowing North Korea to get nuclear weapons? Bigger than Obama allowing Iran’s nuclear program to continue?

Adamant Whoopi, Behar Deny Trump Gets Negative Media Coverage on The View  Guess they don’t watch their own program, or listen to themselves. Can’t say that I blame them.

Jim Carrey: Americans May Have to ‘Struggle’ Like ‘People Did Under the Czar’

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Hate on Display – Climate Activists Go Bonkers Aver #Irma and Nonexistent Climate Connection

11th September 2017

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I blame it on Trump Derangement Syndrome, oh wait, some were deranged before he got elected. Here is a collection of some of the most hateful tweets, essays, and posts from climate alarmists that are trying to pin hurricanes Harvey and Irma on the shoulders of climate skeptics. I must not be trying hard enough, because I’m not on the death sentence list.

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CNN’s Don Lemon GLAAD Award Speech: ‘ I Can Smell’ Racism

11th September 2017

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He must not have taken a shower that morning.

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What Trying to Be Perfect for a Week Taught Me About Goals

11th September 2017

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What Scott Adams‘ book taught me about goals: Goals are for losers; winners use systems.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th September 2017

New York Times Accepts Full-Page Anti-Trump Ad from Venezuelan Despots

LSE Bob Ward: Hurricanes are President Trump’s Fault

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th September 2017

PBS Guests Fret ‘Dangerous’ Trump, ‘Militant’ Sessions, FNC Jabbing Al Gore

U.S. Park Police Tear Down Anti-Trump Camp  ‘Occupation’ being the Politically Correct euphemism for ‘trespassing’.

Poll: Trump Is HATED In D.C. And Is At Over 40 Percent Approval In Several Key States  That sounds about right.

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Harriet Harman Brands Jacob Rees-Mogg a ‘Deadbeat Dad’ Following His Admission He Has Never Changed a Nappy

9th September 2017

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A ‘deadbeat dad’ is somebody who doesn’t support his children, not somebody who plays the beta male at home. All this aside from the fact that people of Rees-Moggs class have servants to do that sort of thing; I doubt that his wife has changed any more ‘nappies’ than Kim Kardashian.

Harriet Harman is a real piece of work — like most Leftists, an unabashed hypocrite.

Here’s what she says: ‘Harman is a committed feminist, having said, “I am in the Labour Party because I am a feminist. I am in the Labour Party because I believe in equality.”‘

Here’s what she does:

In 1996, Harman sent her younger son Joseph to St Olave’s Grammar School, Orpington, a selective grammar school, whereas she had sent her elder son Harry to the Roman Catholic London Oratory School, a grant-maintained school. Harman said of St. Olave’s: “This is a state school that other children in my son’s class will be going to… And admission is open to every child in Southwark irrespective of money or who their parents are”. In fact, no child in Southwark was eligible to apply for admission to St. Olave’s Grammar School, places were solely awarded based on academic ability and only to children from the London Borough of Bromley. No other children from her son’s class or school went to St. Olave’s that year or any other year. Neither did her son have to pass the entrance exam taken by all other pupils.

(This from that notorious right-wing source Wikipedia, so obviously it Can’t Possibly Be True.)

The Tory MP, who has emerged as one of the favourites to become the party’s next leader, quickly responded by saying he would “lose little sleep over Harriet Harman’s disapproval”.

Exactly right. The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

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