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The inmates are in charge of the asylum.
28th November 2017
Trump insulted Native American war veterans in front of the worst possible Presidential portrait Well, actually, he complimented them. As for Andy Jackson, it doesn’t appear that the scraelings he’s addressing seem to mind too much.
Trump’s ‘Pocahontas’ slur ‘carries as much weight as a physical assault’, says Native American activist ‘The President was quickly condemned for his comments by his critics.’ Wow, that’s a shocker. The proglodytes see slurs where no man intendeth.
CW’s ‘Supergirl’ Ties Trump to Nazis With ‘Make America Aryan Again’ Slogan And the people who make shit up for a living have decided to … make shit up.
Donald Trump’s Time magazine obsession exposes pathetic neediness Scott Adams points out what a sharp move that was here. Jennifer Rubin’s Trump obsession exposes her pathetic dysfunctionality.
Nurse loses job after saying white boys should be ‘sacrificed to the wolves’ Oh noes! Can’t have that!
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28th November 2017
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Cute outrage from the Usual Suspects.
The wolves, of course, have declined comment.
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27th November 2017
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Warren responded to the President, saying “It is deeply unfortunate that the president of the United States cannot even make it through a ceremony honoring these heroes without having to throw out a racial slur.”
I guess, then, that referring to somebody as Martin Luther King would be regarded by Senator Fauxcahontas as a ‘racial slur’.
At Monday’s White House press briefing, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders was asked by a reporter why Trump felt the need to say something that is “offensive to many people ” at the ceremony. Sanders bluntly responded, “I think what most people find offensive is Senator Warren lying about her heritage to advance her career.”
Oh, not so much — most people expect Democrats to lie.
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27th November 2017
BET’s Soul Train Awards Starts With Host Taking a Knee to Trump More Virtue Signalling from those whose livelihood depends on race obsession.
December May Be The Most Critical Month Of Trump’s Presidency Or maybe not.
Tom Steyer: We Can’t Wait to Impeach Trump Well, what’s stopping them? Other than lack of evidence?
Donald Trump’s motorcade cut up by angry van driver who swears at him No one would have dared do that to Obama, of course.
Morrissey says he would kill Donald Trump ‘for the safety of humanity’ I’d be happy to kill Morrissey in order to clean out the gene pool.
John McCain slams Donald Trump as an opportunist ‘not anchored by a set of principles’ Gee, I was about to say the same thing about John McCain — with more reason.
Billionaire behind $20 million Trump impeachment campaign calls President an ‘urgent threat’ And a billionaire attempting to buy the impeachment of a President is not, of course.
Donald Trump uses ‘Pocahontas’ slur in address to Native American veterans Unexplained, of course, is how ‘Pocahantas’ is somehow a ‘slur’. (The real term used is ‘Fauxcahontas’, referring to her absurd claim to being of scraeling descent. You’d think that a newspaper would do some research.)
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27th November 2017
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Appearing on NBC’s Meet the Press on Sunday, Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi was actually grilled by moderator Chuck Todd on numerous sexual harassment allegations made against Senator Al Franken and Congressman John Conyers. She had clearly grown accustomed to the usual softball treatment she has received on the network and complained about not being given enough time to bash Republicans.
After spending the exclusive interview pressing Pelosi on the accusations against her liberal colleagues and even pointing out her past defense of Bill Clinton, Todd attempted to wrap up the segment: “Leader Pelosi, unfortunately for time, I’ve got to end it there. I appreciate you coming on.” The House Minority Leader was outraged: “You mean we’re not even going to talk about taxes?”
‘MOMMEE! JOHNNY HIT ME BACK!’
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27th November 2017
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Wow, who would have guessed that?
Dr John Gottman, a man who is said to be able to predict divorce with over 90 per cent accuracy, has revealed that making a partner feel despised or worthless is the number one sign a marriage could be coming to an end.
Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.
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26th November 2017
Alt-right Trump supporters and left-wing Bernie Sanders fans should join together to defeat capitalism Somebody has been watching too many Jason Bourne movies.
Steyer: We Can’t Wait To Impeach Trump So do it already.
Donald Trump plays golf almost three times as much as Barack Obama after one year in office And has gotten about three times as much done. What an over-achiever.
Eminem upset Donald Trump hasn’t said anything about his BET freestyle yet Perhaps because Trump has better things to do that waste attention on a white guy who wants so badly to be black.
Former CIA director criticises Donald Trump for ‘outrageous assault’ on free speech Apparently calling out ‘journalists’ who are actually writing opinions masquerading as news is an ‘attack on free speech’. Who knew?
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26th November 2017
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Every time I see a picture of Howard Dean I am overwhelmed by the impression that this is a man who has spent his life with a stick jammed up his butt.
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26th November 2017
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An excellent example of how the Crustian Clerisy view people outside of their bubble as verging on semi-human knuckle-draggers whose lives must be governed for them by Their Betters.
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25th November 2017
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And the proglodyte witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace.
(Gee, isn’t that what they were afraid Trump was going to do to them a year ago? How times change.)
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25th November 2017
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25th November 2017
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Here’s an editorial from The Guardian. This is not an op-ed by some random social justice jihadi, like the similar excoriation of Taylor Swift’s whiteness that Buzzfeed ran a couple of weeks ago, this is an editorial representing the official stance of Britain’s leading left-of-center broadsheet on the Taylor Swift Question.
And the proglodyte quest for Heretics and Sinners goes on and on and on….
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24th November 2017
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Yup, irritating people when they are out shopping will sure win support for your cause.
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24th November 2017
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Remember: If you’re the one obsessed with race all the time, then you’re the racist.
If these guys didn’t have race to talk about, they wouldn’t have anything at all to talk about.
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24th November 2017
Politico: ‘How Donald Trump Ruined Thanksgiving’ Must have been serving meals to active duty military folk. Or maybe it was mentioning God in his Christmas message.
Trump’s bizarre comments about ‘invisible planes’ to the Coastguard: Read them in full Every day, in every way, Trump is yanking their chain. You’d think they’d eventually wise up.
Donald Trump Will Tee It Up With Tiger Woods And Dustin Johnson But of course you have to remember that Trump is a horrible racist who is deathly afraid of black people and would like to put them in camps or something.
MSNBC Criticizes Trump’s Thanksgiving Call To Troops Which couldn’t have been a good thing, because Trump!
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23rd November 2017
CNN’s Marc Lamont Hill FREAKS OUT On Air Over Trump Tweets You know, as they do.
CNN Guest: Trump Is ‘Half Awed And Half Frightened By Black People’ More remote psychoanalysis by non-doctors. Judging by the crime statistics in America, being ‘half-frightened’ by black people is a rational response.
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23rd November 2017
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Welcome to one of the holidays liberals hate the most — Thanksgiving. When the alt-left isn’t hating on Christopher Columbus, bashing Christmas, disrespecting veterans or undermining the national anthem, they find time to target a national day when we give thanks. And when they hate, boy do they hate. This year’s target? The Pilgrims.
When you consider that modern progressivism is just New England Puritanism expressing itself in the political realm (note the constant witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners), this isn’t actually a bad idea.
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22nd November 2017
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22nd November 2017
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After all, remember those prominent Republicans Roman Polanski and Woody Allen! Oh, wait….
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22nd November 2017
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‘Ties’ means that they can’t prove anything, and they have no real, you know, evidence, but they hope to ‘tie’ him to them for smear purposes.
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21st November 2017
Today In Media: The New Yorker Blames Trump For Attack On Rand Paul
Stan Van Gundy Rips Trump For Feuding With LaVar Ball And Marshawn Lynch Note that he doesn’t rip Ball and Lynch for ‘feuding’ with Trump; no, everything involving Trump is ipso facto Trump’s fault.
MSNBC Guest: Trump’s Response To Puerto Rico ‘Very Racist In Nature’ How so? Because Trump! (I must have missed where ‘Puerto Rican’ became a race….)
Newsweek: Charles Manson = Donald Trump I guess Hitler must be getting tired.
Fox News host Neil Cavuto blasts Donald Trump: ‘You’re the President. Why don’t you act like it?’ And of course Neil Cavuto is the expert on what a President should act like….
Billionaire buys Times Square billboards calling for Donald Trump’s impeachment This is, of course, a better use for his money than, say, buying food for hungry poor people. One must have priorities.
Media Compares Charles Manson To Trump, ‘Far Right’
Newsweek Headline Compares Trump To Mass Murderer Actually, he’s worse, because Trump!
CNN Proudly Touts Late Night TV’s ‘Resistance’ to Trump, ‘Most Mocked Man in America’ And yet he’s still President, and they’re not. He’s still winning, and they’re not. Teflon has about that much resistance.
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21st November 2017
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Amazing how that works. Or doesn’t, if you know what I mean.
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20th November 2017
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‘No, we figured we’d leave the guns out and lock you up instead.’
If you get this question, the bird on the table is not the only turkey in the house.
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20th November 2017
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17th November 2017
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16th November 2017
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The best kind of Virtue Signalling is the kind that doesn’t cost you anything.
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16th November 2017
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Which is, of course, the most important news of the day.
‘I’m not perfect and I’ve never claimed to be, I’m only human!’ she said.
Well, I am perfect, and I’ve always claimed to be, so when I make fun of gay men on Twitter, you can take it to the bank.
Just goes to show you that ‘fun’ and ‘gay men’ don’t belong in the same sentence, ever.
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16th November 2017
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A speech. By an actress. To a gathering of U.N. apparatchiks. ‘Powerful’. Uh, sure.
Wake me up when it has demonstrated its ‘power’.
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16th November 2017
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Even though you’ve never heard of him, and never will hear of him outside of this article.
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14th November 2017
AP Asks: Who Can Stop Trump From Dropping the Bomb?
CBS on Climate Change: ‘Saving the World Has Been Harder’ Since Trump
Jemele Hill Refuses To Give Trump Credit For Freeing Black UCLA Players If Obama had done it, it would have been AWESOME, but it’s Trump, so it is no big deal.
Maxine Waters Leads an ‘Impeach Him’ Chant at the Glamour Awards Nobody had the presence to chant ‘For what?’ Apparently just being Trump is an impeachable offense.
Andrea Mitchell Sounds the Alarm Over Trump’s ‘Unlimited’ Nuclear Authority Of course, that’s horseshit, but it all contributes to the Syndrome.
Sen. Murphy: Trump So ‘Unstable’ He May Order Nuclear Strike Of course, said ‘instability’ exists only in the fevered brain of Senator Murphy (D, High Tax State).
Sen. Markey Gets Nuclear Codes Protocol Wrong There must be something about being a Senator from a High Tax State that makes the brain not work properly.
Flipping Off The President Is The Latest Way To Strike It Rich Virtue Signalling, if sufficiently public, can pay very well.
Donald Trump is like a cult leader, says religious studies scholar Rather like Obama (um…um…um)?
The Simpsons compares Kellyanne Conway to Hitler’s head of propaganda
Democrats fear Trump’s ‘instability’ could trigger nuclear war no-one wants OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Or maybe not.
Justin Trudeau brought up human rights with Duterte after Trump failed to do so And they know he ‘failed to do so’ … how?
Nato country ‘worried about Trump’s control of nuclear weapons’ They probably all read the same newspapers.
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14th November 2017
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And if you believe that one, he’ll tell you another one.
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14th November 2017
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No, what Joseph Stalin would do was drag them out of their beds at midnight and have them shot.
Morning Joe appears to be Morning Slow.
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14th November 2017
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Our billionaires good, their billionaires bad.
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14th November 2017
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Yeah, all those Nazis were such regular churchgoers.
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14th November 2017
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Of course not. That’s against the Narrative.
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14th November 2017
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There’s progress. Of course, if Hillary were President they’d still be covering for him.
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13th November 2017
CNN’s Jake Tapper Narrates Cartoon About Trump And Conspiracy Theories, Aliens [VIDEO]
Donald Trump baffled by group handshake with fellow leaders at ASEAN summit Trump, of course, was ‘baffled’ because he isn’t Down With The International Community because he’s such a, well, Donald Trump. Only we cool people with foreign names who write for major newspapers know this stuff.
Jim Carrey: ‘With Trump,’ Putin Will Win ‘3rd World War Without Firing A Shot’ Actors, of course, are widely known for their political expertise.
CBS’s ‘Wisdom of the Crowd:’ Trump Is ‘Head Cheeto,’ Conservatives Are Stupid Not really news, but a useful reminder.
Linda Greenhouse freaks out
Progressives Unveil Plans For Anti-Trump Hotel In The Heart Of DC Yeah, that’ll work.
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13th November 2017
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Not one of them, however, is writing a massive check to the Treasury. Ever wonder why?
It’s not that they don’t want their taxes cut; it’s that they don’t want other people’s taxes cut, other people who compete with them for high-end goods and services.
You tax Bill Gates at 50%, he never notices. You tax some mid-level executive at %50, and his kids can’t afford the kind of college that Bill Gates went to.
Whenever something sounds too good to be true, it usually is.
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13th November 2017
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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.
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12th November 2017
Trump DOJ suggests iPhone encryption costs lives following Texas shooting Forget the fact that Obama’s DOJ took the same position; one must get a dig in on Trump even in a technical blog talking about a technical issue, because Trump Is The New Hitler and nobody must be allowed to forget it.
Former CIA Director: Foreign Leaders Manipulating Trump’s Insecurities Is National Security Issue These ‘insecurities’ exist only in their fantasies, of course, but that never stopped them before.
Former Clinton Advisor Calls Trump A Russian ‘Agent’
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11th November 2017
Frustrated MSNBC: ‘What’s it Going to Take’ for Latino Voters to Dump Trump?
Al Gore Says The ‘Worst Of Climate Deniers’ Have ‘Captured’ Trump’s Mind
Eco-Billionaire Tom Steyer Doubles Down On Anti-Trump Ads Over Dems’ Objections Never underestimate what can be accomplished by a monomaniac with pots of money.
WashPost Believes Trump ‘Forced’ Granddaughter to Perform for Chinese No more so than any kid in company. But this allows them to ignore the powerfully positive effect on Chinese public opinion of the grandchild of the President of the United States learning a difficult and narrowly focused skill.
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10th November 2017
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9th November 2017
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8th November 2017
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8th November 2017
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Find the ‘black woman’ in this picture:

For reference, here is a picture of an actual black woman:
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7th November 2017
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7th November 2017
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My guess is: Another excuse to play the Victim Card. But that’s just a guess.
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6th November 2017
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6th November 2017
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Sky is falling — film at eleven. Women and minorities hardest hit.
Popular Science used to be about science. Now it’s about the Narrative.
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