Thought for the Day
5th December 2017
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The inmates are in charge of the asylum.
5th December 2017
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4th December 2017
I always knew there was something about it I liked.
Whatever would we do without professors?
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4th December 2017
Billy Bush rubbishes Donald Trump’s denial of infamous Access Hollywood tape: ‘Of course he said it’ And of course he isn’t denying it; the clue to that particular bit of Confirmation Bias is the keyword ‘reportedly’. Proglodytes see it when they believe it.
Sally Yates on Donald Trump’s FBI tweets: ‘The only thing in tatters is the President’s respect for the rule of law’ This from the chick whose claim to fame is using the IRS to persecute conservative organizations. Well, I guess it takes one to know one.
Chelsea Handler: Sarah Huckabee Sanders a ‘Harlot,’ ‘Trolloped Out’ With ‘Summer Whore Lipstick All Over Her Face’ One of the chief tells for cognitive dissonance is when your opponent stops using reason and facts and starts using sarcasm and insults.
Blumenthal Calls Trump ‘A Criminal Defendant Who Has Something To Hide’ Only in his Democrat dreams.
Trump’s uncontrollable tweeting triggers deeper anxiety among advisers – POLITICO Note the characterization of Trump’s tweets as ‘uncontrollable’ — as if he were a zoo animal escaped from its keepers. OF COURSE that must ‘trigger deeper anxiety among advisers’, because it triggers deeper anxiety among Politico writers and therefore MUST be universally true. Yet another layer in the DemLegHump Media attempt at character assassination.
MSNBC Guest: ‘We Must Act Soon’ Against Mentally Ill Trump or Risk Him Going ‘Violent’ Typical left-wing apocalyptic message: ‘OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE UNLESS WE — wait for it — GET WITH THE PROGRESSIVE AGENDA!’ Actually, we have more evidence of MSNBC guests becoming violent than of Trump doing so.
In 72 hours, Donald Trump undermined everything the Republican Party once stood for Or, at least, what this Crustian British ‘journalist’ thought it stood for. (Skylar Baker-Jordan — is that not a perfect Crustian name?)
Problems in the Middle East might give Donald Trump the cover he needs to ditch Jared Kushner OF COURSE Trump wants to get rid of Jared Kushner! EVERYBODY wants to get rid of Jared Kushner! Actually, no.
Newspapers Enjoy Celebrity Attacks on Trump at Kennedy Center Honors Attacking Obama, however, was Seriously Racist.
Joy Behar Admits On ‘The View:’ ‘I Don’t Want’ Trump To Succeed Of corse, when Rush Limbaugh said that about Obama, everybody in the DemLegHump Media clutched their pearls had had the vapors.
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4th December 2017
The mask keeps slipping.
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4th December 2017
The news here is, that he was fired.
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4th December 2017
Nothing to see here, move along, move along….
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3rd December 2017
Trump faces obstruction of justice claims over Flynn tweet as critic suggests it should ‘end presidency’ Still clutching at that Final Strawman.
Operative Offered Trump Campaign ‘Kremlin Connection’ Using NRA Ties Yeah, the NRA is widely known for its Kremlin Connections. Pull the other one.
Donald Trump’s lawyer ‘wrote incriminating tweet implying President knew Michael Flynn lied to FBI’ – claims There’s no evidence, of course, and even if true it’s not actually ‘incriminating’, but hey — TRUMP!
Feinstein: Obstruction Of Justice Case Being Built Against Trump All of this clutching at straws is the Democrat playbook move of talking up a delusional thing that comes to look more and more reasonable because of all of the people yakking about it.
When the President of the US decides to wilfully incriminate himself in a tweet, we’re better off without him as an ally ‘Wilfully incriminate himself in a tweet’ is an obvious fantasy based on a tendentious misinterpretation of Trump’s tweet, which is completely innocuous. But proglodytes see it when they believe it.
Tech workers flee US, blame Trump And why not? Any day now I expect the headline ‘Hipsters throw themselves into the sea, blame Trump’.
Senate considering obstruction of justice charges against Donald Trump, senior Democrat says No, the Senate is not, because the Senate is controlled by Republicans and the only people in the Senate with obstruction-of-justice-charges on the brain are Democrats.
Jason Kenney Is Another Donald Trump, Says Alberta Premier You should be so lucky.
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2nd December 2017
ABC News has suspended anchor Brian Ross after having to correct what initially seemed to be a bombshell story on President Trump and former national security adviser Michael Flynn that sent markets tumbling.
The veteran newsman has a long history of erroneous reports.
“We deeply regret and apologize for the serious error we made yesterday. The reporting conveyed by Brian Ross during the special report had not been fully vetted through our editorial standards process,” the network said in a statement. “As a result of our continued reporting over the next several hours ultimately we determined the information was wrong and we corrected the mistake on air and online.”
Ross, citing a single anonymous source, falsely reported that Flynn was prepared to testify that Trump ordered him to make contacts with the Russians during the campaign. ABC News later corrected the report, saying the still-unnamed source had “clarified” that Trump’s order took place after the election, during his administration’s transition phase into power.
My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
Normal people believe it when they see it — Democrats see it when they believe it.
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2nd December 2017
CNN Contributor: Trump Team Too ‘Reckless, Arrogant And Undisciplined’ To Pull Off Russia Collusion Well, that’s one way of looking at it.
The Trump White House is in a state of paralysed panic as Flynn starts to spill the beans Not even close. I don’t know what planet these people live on but it doesn’t even resemble this one.
Scott Adams talks about CNN hallucinating (literally) that Trump is crazy ‘I can’t tell whether they think the things they’re reporting are true.’
Stephen Colbert begs the UK to ignore Donald Trump and ‘take us back’ Was Stephen Colbert every funny? I can’t remember.
For Americans like me, Trump’s questionable relationship with the truth makes it hard to trust in his Presidency But ‘Americans like you’ were perfectly fine with trusting Democrats in general and Obama specifically, even though their ‘relationship with the truth’ was often even worse than Trump’s. So this is just boring Virtue Signaling.
Donald Trump impeachment odds soar after Michael Flynn agrees to co-operate with FBI Russia probe I’ll take those odds. This is all just wishful thinking.
MSNBC Guest Compares Trump To A Literal Neo-Nazi Leader Of course he does. It’s MSNBC.
Maxine Waters: Trump Involved In ‘Collusion, Obstruction Of Justice, Money Laundering’ Collusion is not illegal. Obstruction of justice is what Democrats do. Money laundering is also what Democrats do. Sounds like a serious case of projection here.
Trump’s Tweets Are Unfitting Of An American The author is, of course, the only expert on what is fitting for an American.
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1st December 2017
NBC News Analyst Claims Trump Needs Mental ‘Treatment’
After Ignoring Obama’s Silence on Kate Steinle, Nets Hammer Trump for ‘Politicizing’ Not Guilty Verdict That ol’ double standard is alive and well in Washington D.C. But you knew that.
‘Inclusion Project’ At College Features Poster Of Trump Next To Dead Child Makes you wonder what they’re ‘including’.
Donald Trump is a psychopath, suffers psychosis and is an ‘enormous present danger’, says psychiatrist Said psychiatrist, of course, has never met Trump and knows of him only through portrayals in the DemLegHump media. This prostitution of scientific credentials in service to a political agenda is one of the worse aspects of our degenerate modern culture.
Donald Trump is an ‘evil racist’, says Vince Cable Who has never met Donald Trump and knows of him only through portrayals in the DemLegHump media.
Trump impeachment vote to happen next week, Congressman promises Be sure to hold your breath.
People close to Donald Trump say he has dementia, claims MSNBC host When was the last time somebody actually believed an MSNBC host?
ABC Connects ‘Ultra Conservative’ European Hate to Trump’s ‘Click of a Button’
Morning Joe Promotes Military Insubordination Based on Claim That Trump Has ‘Dementia’ I wonder what the weather is like on their planet.
Morning Joe: ‘Sociopath’ Trump’s Retweets ‘Designed to Incite Hatred Towards’ Muslims, ‘Putting’ ‘Lives at Risk’ ‘Across the World’ Actually, it’s hatred by Muslims that is putting lives at risk across the world, but we forgive you for not reading your own news.
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1st December 2017
Notice that they have no actual evidence that sea levels are rising, they just cross-referenced information about historic sites with ‘sea-level rise predictions’, all of which are bogus.
You’ll know that sea levels are actually rising when coastal property prices fall. (Don’t hold your breath.)
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1st December 2017
Anyone who thinks that being a royal duchess these days isn’t a career isn’t paying attention.
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30th November 2017
‘The View’ Quickly Pivots From Matt Lauer To Blasting Trump I mean, priorities, right?
There’s no hiding from Trump’s bigotry There’s also no actual evidence of ‘Trump’s bigotry’, unlike that of the Washington Post.
MSNBC Guest: Trump ‘Honors And Elevates’ Racist Groups In Republican Party For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence other than the fever dreams of partisan proglodytes. But reality does not constrain them.
Stephen Colbert eviscerates Donald Trump over reaction to Matt Lauer firing In his own mind, perhaps. Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
Scientist Claims He Was Forced To Quit His Gov’t Job After Becoming A Trump Admin Adviser The proglodyte witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace.
Newsweek: Ivanka Trump Plagiarized Herself Needless to say, that’s not a thing. They are really grasping.
CNN’s Ana Navarro Compares Trump To Someone With Alzheimer’s Or Dementia The available evidence suggests that it’s Ana Navarro, not Trump, who has Alzheimer’s or dementia.
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30th November 2017
Wonkette obviously needs to get laid. Or do some weed. Or something.
I suspect Wonkette has turned into Wankette.
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30th November 2017
If it happens — which it won’t.
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30th November 2017
Hint: Pretty hateful. But you knew that.
You can’t make this stuff up: Vogue, a reliable Democratic Party outlet, has gone crazy over First Lady Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations:
Melania Trump unveiled the White House holiday decorations on Monday, which are, as some people on the internet have noticed, very, very white.
White decorations at Christmas? The horror!
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29th November 2017
He will also be photoshopped out of all pictures of him standing with Stalin in Red Square.
It’s traditional.
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29th November 2017
I’d be more impressed if they guy weren’t white himself.
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29th November 2017
Did you know that Meghan Markle was black? Neither did I.
Find the black woman in this picture:
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For reference, here is a picture of a real black woman:

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28th November 2017
Trump insulted Native American war veterans in front of the worst possible Presidential portrait Well, actually, he complimented them. As for Andy Jackson, it doesn’t appear that the scraelings he’s addressing seem to mind too much.
Trump’s ‘Pocahontas’ slur ‘carries as much weight as a physical assault’, says Native American activist ‘The President was quickly condemned for his comments by his critics.’ Wow, that’s a shocker. The proglodytes see slurs where no man intendeth.
CW’s ‘Supergirl’ Ties Trump to Nazis With ‘Make America Aryan Again’ Slogan And the people who make shit up for a living have decided to … make shit up.
Donald Trump’s Time magazine obsession exposes pathetic neediness Scott Adams points out what a sharp move that was here. Jennifer Rubin’s Trump obsession exposes her pathetic dysfunctionality.
Nurse loses job after saying white boys should be ‘sacrificed to the wolves’ Oh noes! Can’t have that!
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28th November 2017
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27th November 2017
Warren responded to the President, saying “It is deeply unfortunate that the president of the United States cannot even make it through a ceremony honoring these heroes without having to throw out a racial slur.”
I guess, then, that referring to somebody as Martin Luther King would be regarded by Senator Fauxcahontas as a ‘racial slur’.
At Monday’s White House press briefing, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders was asked by a reporter why Trump felt the need to say something that is “offensive to many people ” at the ceremony. Sanders bluntly responded, “I think what most people find offensive is Senator Warren lying about her heritage to advance her career.”
Oh, not so much — most people expect Democrats to lie.
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27th November 2017
BET’s Soul Train Awards Starts With Host Taking a Knee to Trump More Virtue Signalling from those whose livelihood depends on race obsession.
December May Be The Most Critical Month Of Trump’s Presidency Or maybe not.
Tom Steyer: We Can’t Wait to Impeach Trump Well, what’s stopping them? Other than lack of evidence?
Donald Trump’s motorcade cut up by angry van driver who swears at him No one would have dared do that to Obama, of course.
Morrissey says he would kill Donald Trump ‘for the safety of humanity’ I’d be happy to kill Morrissey in order to clean out the gene pool.
John McCain slams Donald Trump as an opportunist ‘not anchored by a set of principles’ Gee, I was about to say the same thing about John McCain — with more reason.
Billionaire behind $20 million Trump impeachment campaign calls President an ‘urgent threat’ And a billionaire attempting to buy the impeachment of a President is not, of course.
Donald Trump uses ‘Pocahontas’ slur in address to Native American veterans Unexplained, of course, is how ‘Pocahantas’ is somehow a ‘slur’. (The real term used is ‘Fauxcahontas’, referring to her absurd claim to being of scraeling descent. You’d think that a newspaper would do some research.)
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27th November 2017
Appearing on NBC’s Meet the Press on Sunday, Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi was actually grilled by moderator Chuck Todd on numerous sexual harassment allegations made against Senator Al Franken and Congressman John Conyers. She had clearly grown accustomed to the usual softball treatment she has received on the network and complained about not being given enough time to bash Republicans.
After spending the exclusive interview pressing Pelosi on the accusations against her liberal colleagues and even pointing out her past defense of Bill Clinton, Todd attempted to wrap up the segment: “Leader Pelosi, unfortunately for time, I’ve got to end it there. I appreciate you coming on.” The House Minority Leader was outraged: “You mean we’re not even going to talk about taxes?”
‘MOMMEE! JOHNNY HIT ME BACK!’
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27th November 2017
Wow, who would have guessed that?
Dr John Gottman, a man who is said to be able to predict divorce with over 90 per cent accuracy, has revealed that making a partner feel despised or worthless is the number one sign a marriage could be coming to an end.
Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.
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26th November 2017
Alt-right Trump supporters and left-wing Bernie Sanders fans should join together to defeat capitalism Somebody has been watching too many Jason Bourne movies.
Steyer: We Can’t Wait To Impeach Trump So do it already.
Donald Trump plays golf almost three times as much as Barack Obama after one year in office And has gotten about three times as much done. What an over-achiever.
Eminem upset Donald Trump hasn’t said anything about his BET freestyle yet Perhaps because Trump has better things to do that waste attention on a white guy who wants so badly to be black.
Former CIA director criticises Donald Trump for ‘outrageous assault’ on free speech Apparently calling out ‘journalists’ who are actually writing opinions masquerading as news is an ‘attack on free speech’. Who knew?
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26th November 2017
Every time I see a picture of Howard Dean I am overwhelmed by the impression that this is a man who has spent his life with a stick jammed up his butt.
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26th November 2017
An excellent example of how the Crustian Clerisy view people outside of their bubble as verging on semi-human knuckle-draggers whose lives must be governed for them by Their Betters.
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25th November 2017
And the proglodyte witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace.
(Gee, isn’t that what they were afraid Trump was going to do to them a year ago? How times change.)
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25th November 2017
Eminem Whines That Trump Hasn’t Noticed His Unhinged Rap Quelle surprise.
Andy Murray parody ridicules Donald Trump’s claim he snubbed Time over Man of the Year I’m more likely to believe Trump than Andy Murray, an uninvolved third party doing his daily Virtue Signalling exercises.
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25th November 2017
Here’s an editorial from The Guardian. This is not an op-ed by some random social justice jihadi, like the similar excoriation of Taylor Swift’s whiteness that Buzzfeed ran a couple of weeks ago, this is an editorial representing the official stance of Britain’s leading left-of-center broadsheet on the Taylor Swift Question.
And the proglodyte quest for Heretics and Sinners goes on and on and on….
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24th November 2017
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24th November 2017
Remember: If you’re the one obsessed with race all the time, then you’re the racist.
If these guys didn’t have race to talk about, they wouldn’t have anything at all to talk about.
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24th November 2017
Politico: ‘How Donald Trump Ruined Thanksgiving’ Must have been serving meals to active duty military folk. Or maybe it was mentioning God in his Christmas message.
Trump’s bizarre comments about ‘invisible planes’ to the Coastguard: Read them in full Every day, in every way, Trump is yanking their chain. You’d think they’d eventually wise up.
Donald Trump Will Tee It Up With Tiger Woods And Dustin Johnson But of course you have to remember that Trump is a horrible racist who is deathly afraid of black people and would like to put them in camps or something.
MSNBC Criticizes Trump’s Thanksgiving Call To Troops Which couldn’t have been a good thing, because Trump!
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23rd November 2017
CNN’s Marc Lamont Hill FREAKS OUT On Air Over Trump Tweets You know, as they do.
CNN Guest: Trump Is ‘Half Awed And Half Frightened By Black People’ More remote psychoanalysis by non-doctors. Judging by the crime statistics in America, being ‘half-frightened’ by black people is a rational response.
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23rd November 2017
Welcome to one of the holidays liberals hate the most — Thanksgiving. When the alt-left isn’t hating on Christopher Columbus, bashing Christmas, disrespecting veterans or undermining the national anthem, they find time to target a national day when we give thanks. And when they hate, boy do they hate. This year’s target? The Pilgrims.
When you consider that modern progressivism is just New England Puritanism expressing itself in the political realm (note the constant witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners), this isn’t actually a bad idea.
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22nd November 2017
NYT Writer: Trump And His Circle Have A ‘Bottomless Depravity’ If liberal journalists sound like 17th-century New England preachers, there’s a reason for that. The hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds.
No, Trump’s Immigrant Grandfather Wasn’t A ‘Climate Change Refugee’ Maybe they’re talking about intellectual climate.
Joyless Journalists Grump About Trump Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkey He ought to have pardoned Kathy Griffin instead.
LaVar Ball Has Earned Millions In Ad Promotions Since Feuding With Donald Trump And that tells you everything you need to know about LaVar Ball.
Sarah Silverman Spent Some Time With Trump Voters. Now She’s Singing A Different Tune Unfortunately, they still hate you.
Steyn, Concha Mock Loony Newsweek, New Yorker Pieces as Cases of ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
Mika Brzezinski Suggests Trump Is Okay With KKK Bombing Black Churches I suggest that Mika Brzezinski is psychotic.
GQ Writer Suggests Ruining Thanksgiving As Anti-Trump Protest Nothing must be allowed to stand in the way of the Narrative! Nothing!
A Private Vendor Sold Trump Wine In A National Park And Environmentalists Are Upset Of course they are, because Trump!
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22nd November 2017
After all, remember those prominent Republicans Roman Polanski and Woody Allen! Oh, wait….
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22nd November 2017
‘Ties’ means that they can’t prove anything, and they have no real, you know, evidence, but they hope to ‘tie’ him to them for smear purposes.
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21st November 2017
Today In Media: The New Yorker Blames Trump For Attack On Rand Paul
Stan Van Gundy Rips Trump For Feuding With LaVar Ball And Marshawn Lynch Note that he doesn’t rip Ball and Lynch for ‘feuding’ with Trump; no, everything involving Trump is ipso facto Trump’s fault.
MSNBC Guest: Trump’s Response To Puerto Rico ‘Very Racist In Nature’ How so? Because Trump! (I must have missed where ‘Puerto Rican’ became a race….)
Newsweek: Charles Manson = Donald Trump I guess Hitler must be getting tired.
Fox News host Neil Cavuto blasts Donald Trump: ‘You’re the President. Why don’t you act like it?’ And of course Neil Cavuto is the expert on what a President should act like….
Billionaire buys Times Square billboards calling for Donald Trump’s impeachment This is, of course, a better use for his money than, say, buying food for hungry poor people. One must have priorities.
Media Compares Charles Manson To Trump, ‘Far Right’
Newsweek Headline Compares Trump To Mass Murderer Actually, he’s worse, because Trump!
CNN Proudly Touts Late Night TV’s ‘Resistance’ to Trump, ‘Most Mocked Man in America’ And yet he’s still President, and they’re not. He’s still winning, and they’re not. Teflon has about that much resistance.
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21st November 2017
Amazing how that works. Or doesn’t, if you know what I mean.
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20th November 2017
‘No, we figured we’d leave the guns out and lock you up instead.’
If you get this question, the bird on the table is not the only turkey in the house.
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20th November 2017
Hillary Clinton says Donald Trump is ‘obsessed’ with her Let’s see … she’s talking about him but he’s not talking about her; just who is obsessed here?
WashPost: Moore and Trump Ruin Christians, But ‘Women Are Better Off with Franken’ Uh, yeah.
Joe Scarborough Claims Trump’s Tweets Have ‘Racist Overtures’ Remember: if you hear the dog whistle, then you’re the dog.
New Yorker Blames Rand Paul Attack on Smelly Compost and the ‘Sinister Banality’ of Trump How about the hate at the heart of the Democrat Party? Naw, couldn’t be that.
Snoop Dogg Goes On Rant About Donald Trump – Calls For His ‘Suspension’ Yeah, that’s gonna work.
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17th November 2017
‘The View’ Pivots To Trump While Discussing Allegations Against Franken Let us not allow actual reality distract us from the Narrative.
NBC Stays Silent on Menendez, Mocks ‘Trump’s Water-Gate’ Instead Gotta leave room for the important news.
CNN’s Ana Navarro: Trump’s Silence On Roy Moore Makes Him ‘Complicit’ Which it doesn’t, of course. But for proglodytes, the hunt for Heretics and Sinners is never-ending.
Donald Trump’s attempt to control the US Justice System is alarmingly similar to Hitler’s strategy in Nazi Germany Except that it’s no different from any other President’s ‘attempt to control the judicial system’, including Obama’s and Clinton’s.
House Republicans pass $1.5 trillion tax bill that would benefit Trump NOTHING ELSE is so important as whether or not it would benefit Trump.
Owner of truck with vulgar anti-Trump sticker arrested on outstanding warrant
Donald Trump reminded of all the women who accuse him of sexual assault after President condemns Al Franken Claims = Proof to proglodytes, because TRUMP.
New Zealand prime minister hailed for Donald Trump putdown: ‘No one marched when I was elected’ Perhaps because nobody gave a shit.
Vox Columnist Downplays UCLA Players’ Crimes, Takes Cheap Shot at Trump It’s what they do best.
MSNBC Anchor Calls Trump Ugly You have to work with what you’ve got, and that’s all they’ve got.
Democrats’ Move to Impeach Trump Seen as Political Theater That’s pretty obvious.
Sheriff Jails Woman for Anti-Trump Bumper Sticker ‘Hold my beer and watch this.’
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16th November 2017
The best kind of Virtue Signalling is the kind that doesn’t cost you anything.
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16th November 2017
Which is, of course, the most important news of the day.
‘I’m not perfect and I’ve never claimed to be, I’m only human!’ she said.
Well, I am perfect, and I’ve always claimed to be, so when I make fun of gay men on Twitter, you can take it to the bank.
Just goes to show you that ‘fun’ and ‘gay men’ don’t belong in the same sentence, ever.
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16th November 2017
A speech. By an actress. To a gathering of U.N. apparatchiks. ‘Powerful’. Uh, sure.
Wake me up when it has demonstrated its ‘power’.
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16th November 2017
Even though you’ve never heard of him, and never will hear of him outside of this article.
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15th November 2017
Cards Against Humanity buys area of US border to prevent Trump building his wall As if that would work.
Donald Trump wants to be a dictator, says Art of the Deal co-author
Dems Introduce Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump Fringe Republican Congressmen used to do this against Obama, but the DemLegHump Media never covered it.
CNN: Dog’s Ear Looks Like Trump [VIDEO] People are paying money for this, and paying money to the people who are doing it.
CNN Analysis: Trump Is An Old White Man ‘Demanding Thanks From Three Young Black Men’ Whom he kept out of a Red Chinese prison. I suggest that thanks are in order.
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14th November 2017
AP Asks: Who Can Stop Trump From Dropping the Bomb?
CBS on Climate Change: ‘Saving the World Has Been Harder’ Since Trump
Jemele Hill Refuses To Give Trump Credit For Freeing Black UCLA Players If Obama had done it, it would have been AWESOME, but it’s Trump, so it is no big deal.
Maxine Waters Leads an ‘Impeach Him’ Chant at the Glamour Awards Nobody had the presence to chant ‘For what?’ Apparently just being Trump is an impeachable offense.
Andrea Mitchell Sounds the Alarm Over Trump’s ‘Unlimited’ Nuclear Authority Of course, that’s horseshit, but it all contributes to the Syndrome.
Sen. Murphy: Trump So ‘Unstable’ He May Order Nuclear Strike Of course, said ‘instability’ exists only in the fevered brain of Senator Murphy (D, High Tax State).
Sen. Markey Gets Nuclear Codes Protocol Wrong There must be something about being a Senator from a High Tax State that makes the brain not work properly.
Flipping Off The President Is The Latest Way To Strike It Rich Virtue Signalling, if sufficiently public, can pay very well.
Donald Trump is like a cult leader, says religious studies scholar Rather like Obama (um…um…um)?
The Simpsons compares Kellyanne Conway to Hitler’s head of propaganda
Democrats fear Trump’s ‘instability’ could trigger nuclear war no-one wants OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Or maybe not.
Justin Trudeau brought up human rights with Duterte after Trump failed to do so And they know he ‘failed to do so’ … how?
Nato country ‘worried about Trump’s control of nuclear weapons’ They probably all read the same newspapers.
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