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Why Is Liberal California the Poverty Capital of America?

14th January 2018

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Because that’s what socialism gives you: A fat cat upper class and a grindingly poor underclass. Since the LA Times is written by proglodytes, the cannot even see the reality, but wander around scratching their heads about where all the shithole parts of this city came from.

Looks at any grindingly poor area in America and you will see Democrat political fingerprints all over it.

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Jennifer Rubin Melts Down, Asks If People Against Amnesty Are ‘Raised By Wolves’

14th January 2018

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The Anointed just can’t understand why everybody resists accepting their leadership in everything.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th January 2018

MSNBC’s Johnson: ‘Terrorist Sympathizer’ Trump Is ‘Enemy,’ ‘Danger’ to Minorities  Surely you could froth at the mouth if you try.

Jimmy Kimmel: Trump’s ‘S***hole’ Comment Shows He Is Racist  Well, no, it just triggers your confirmation bias.

Deranged MSNBC: GOPers Are ‘North Korean Soldiers’ Led by ‘Sniveling’ Carson, ‘Pathetic’ Ryan

African Union demands Donald Trump apologise for ‘sh**hole’ comments  Fine, if they apologize for being shitholes in the first place.

CNN’s Don Lemon Calls Fox News ‘The Trump Channel’  I was wondering when someone from the Clinton News Network would get around to that.

ROYAL WEDDING: Trump ‘to be snubbed’ by Harry and Meghan – but OBAMA could be invited  *sigh* Trump has absolutely no reason to be invited to the ‘Royal Wedding’, nor any reason to go if he were. Harry and Obama did an interview, and if they want to invite him it will be purely personal.

‘AM Joy’ Couldn’t Handle This Black Pro-Trump Pastor’s Arguments  Minorities who refuse to toe the Party Line are creatures with whom the DemLegHump Media are unable to cope.

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Feminist Scholar Analyzes History Of Pelicans And ‘Racialized, Sexual Violence’

13th January 2018

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I am not making this up.

Logan O’Laughlin, a gender studies graduate student at the University of Washington, conducted a lecture titled “Queer Toxic Ecologies: Analyses and Implications of the Pelicans of the BP Oil Spill” at the University of British Columbia.

The workshop description explains that oil-stained pelicans represented the massive impact of the BP spill.

“But what do these pelican images tell us about gender, race, and sexuality in ecological contexts?” O’Laughlin asked in the description. “Utilizing feminist discourse analysis of pelicans in post-spill popular media and historical analysis of pelicans as the state mascot of Louisiana, this presentation articulates how this bird is symbolically and materially implicated in a history of racialized, sexual violence.”

Something tells me this guy is ‘gender fluid’.

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What do Trump, Obama, and Lindsey Graham have in common?

13th January 2018

Paul Mirengoff of PowerLine blog finds that his bullshit alarm has gone off.

don’t know whether President Trump called any countries “s***holes” yesterday. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if he disparaged certain countries, as is his wont, and he may well have done so profanely.

If he did, and if doing so hurt America, then Sen. Durbin and others in the room should have kept Trump’s statement to themselves. No patriotic American would hurt this country’s international standing just to embarrass the president or in the hope of gaining a little leverage in negotiations (which, I’m pretty sure, Durbin has failed to do).

But patriotism has never been Dick Durbin’s long suit. During the Bush administration, he compared American soldiers to Nazis, Soviets, and Pol Pot. (See video below).

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Indian Americans: America’s Shithole Success Story

12th January 2018

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The arrested adolescents at tReason magazine are some of the worst Blame America Firsters around, and Shikha Dalmia is one of the worst.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th January 2018

NYT Columnist Bret Stephens Likens Trump to Venezuelan Strongman Hugo Chavez on Morning Joe  Except for the confiscation of business property and the people starving and the ruling by decree, I totally see the resemblance.

‘The View’ Whines ‘Dictator’ Trump ‘At War’ With Media, ‘Actively Trying to Kill Press Off!’  Yeah, look at all those dead ‘journalists’ lying around.

Whoopi Goldberg Thinks Trump Is ‘Actively Trying To Kill The Press Off’  Well, she’d be one of the first to go.

CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent Calls Trump A ‘Racist’ Live On-Air  Hey, ‘everybody knows’ that.

Dem Congressman: ‘We Are Traumatized As A Nation’ By President Trump  I think he meant to say ‘entertained’.

CBC Chair: Trump Comments ‘Further Proof’ His Agenda Is ‘Make America White Again’  Yeah, that’s why he keeps pushing for legislation to send black people back to Africa. Oh, wait….

Bernie Sanders On Trump Comments: ‘We Will Not Tolerate That Type Of Moral Inadequacy’  Where does a senile socialist get any room to speak of ‘moral inadequacy’?

CNN host Don Lemon calls Donald Trump ‘racist’ for calling Haiti and African states ‘s***hole countries’  I guess ‘speaking truth to power’ is only a thing when Democrats do it.

African Union calls Trump ‘s***hole’ comments unacceptable ‘given how many Africans arrived in US as slaves’  Sold by other Africans. They never mention that part.

North Korea says Fire and Fury book signals Donald Trump’s ‘political demise’  Uh, no.

Donald Trump’s ‘s***hole countries’ remark is only the latest example of his racist rhetoric  Uh, no. His ‘rhetoric’ is racist only in the eyes of people who can’t see anything else. Remember, if you hear the dog-whistle, then you’re he dog.

CNN’s Symone Sanders: Trump Comment ‘Just Straight-Up Racist’  Uh, no, but yours are.

Trump’s ‘Shith**e’ Comment Really Hurt Anderson Cooper’s Feelings  Poor snowflake. It’s Hell being a rich gay guy.

CNN Analyst Goes On Racial Slur Filled-Rant Against Trump’s ‘S***hole’ Comment  Trump triggers the deplorable.

John Legend Makes Racist Claims Against Trump Following Leaked ‘S***hole’ Comment  All they need is an excuse, any excuse, and what they ‘always knew was true’ comes out like a sewer pipe.

Dem Rep Says Trump Presidency Is A ‘Threat To Entire World’  Certainly a threat to THEIR world.

Dick Durbin Says Trump Totally Said ‘Sh**hole’  And Democrat Senators are FAMOUS for telling the truth.

Morning Joe: ‘Evil’ Nazi-Lover Trump Wants ‘Aryan’ Immigration Policy  Only in your dreams, Joe. Remember: If you hear the dog-whistle, you’re the dog.

Colbert Jokes America Is the Real ‘S***hole’ Country Since Trump Is President  Certainly since Colbert was given a TV show.

Brinkley: ‘Heart of Stone’ Trump Most Racist Since Woodrow Wilson  Oh? More racist than Franklin ‘Lock up all the yellow people American citizen or not’ Roosevelt? More racist than Lyndon ‘Those niggers will vote for us for a hundred years’ Johnson? The Memory Hole claims another victim. (Oh, and remember that Wilson was a Democrat. Just sayin’.)

Terry McAuliffe Fantasized On Air About Dealing A Blow To Trump  I’d love to see him try it. Seeing a Secret Service agent put two in his head would go viral.

CNN Contributor Shouts ‘Are You A Racist?’ At Trump After Signing Proclamation Honoring MLK  The term ‘clueless’ is sometimes totally inadequate.

Donald Trump ‘repeatedly’ referred to ‘s***hole countries’ in White House meeting says Democrat Senator Dick Durbin  I think he was referring to Missouri, Senator.

A year on, there is no indication that Donald Trump has the capacity to grow  ‘Grow’ being newspaper-speak for ‘become more progressive’.

Hillary Clinton Blasts Trump’s ‘Ignorant, Racist Views’ About Haiti  Somebody must have pulled her string again.

Maxine Waters: Trump Is A ‘Hopeless And Ignorant Bigot’  Although not as much of one as Maxine Waters. When didn’t you ever see her hug a white person?

Steven Spielberg: Trump Administration ‘Distorts The Truth’, Offers ‘Alternative Facts’ This from the producer of the Democrat fairy tale THE POST.

John Lewis Claims Trump’s ‘DNA’ Makes Him Racist  Gee, that sounds pretty racist to me.

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Scholars Claim That Statistics ‘Serve White Racial Interests’

12th January 2018

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Science is racist! I knew it!

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th January 2018

Michael Wolff and the Death Rattle of Trumpophobia  Lord Black of Coldharbour understands the dialectic.

MSNBC Guest Compares Trump To Mao And Stalin

‘Fire And Fury’ Author Michael Wolff Finds Unlikely Ally In North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un

Scarborough: Media Is ‘Reflexively Anti-Trump’  Not really news, but at least they’re waking up to it.

Joe And Mika: Impeach Trump

Tom Hanks: ‘Tyrants’ Like Trump ‘Denigrating’ the Media Is ‘A Threat to Us All’  All of the Hollywood plastic people, perhaps. That ‘all’ doesn’t include you, Ordinary Citizen.

Robert De Niro: ‘The World Is Suffering From The Real Donald Trump’  Yeah, somebody who makes his living pretending to be somebody else really knows the Real Donald Trump. Sure, I believe that.

Forgot to Laugh: Anderson Cooper Compares Trump to Wile E. Coyote and Mr. Ed

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th January 2018

The Madness of the Anti-Trump Shrinks

Trump’s Public Meeting With Congress Destroys Narrative That He’s Mentally Unfit

Robert De Niro destroys Donald Trump in damning speech: ‘He’s the f**king idiot jerk off in chief’  All they got is trash talk.

Trump presidency will end if Russia investigation touches on his finances, predicts Michael Wolff  Predicting the ‘end of the Trump Presidency’? Line forms on the left.

Chris Matthews Compares Trump Kids To Saddam Hussein’s Children  Yeah, we all remember that time that Jared Kushner ran his enemies through a plastic shredder. I totally see the resemblance. (Chris, check your meds.)

Donald Trump reveals plans to limit free speech with new libel laws  Well, no, actually, he didn’t.

NYT’s Kristof: Trump Is Scientifically Proven ‘Threat to Democracy’  Junk science makes it into the New York Times.

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Cry Wolff! And Let Slip the Hawgs of War

10th January 2018

The chief advantage of the Wolff book for the DemLegHump Media is that it allows them to insult Trump under the guise of ‘just reporting on what the book says’. That will keep it popular until they realize that, no, it won’t ‘drive Trump from office’ so they jump to the next lilypad in the swamp.

It will be a best-seller for a while because there are a lot of people out there who hate Trump and this is $20 worth of confirmation bias, cheap at the price. ‘See! It’s right there in a book! Told you so!’ Ann Coulter has been riding the reciprocal of that wave for years. (Somebody get that girl some bacon. She looks anorexic.)

But in the long run it won’t matter. There were a spate of books that came out during Bill Clinton’s tenure about all of the chicks he boffed and claiming that the was running drugs through Mena while he was governor, and nobody remembers that stuff except for experienced haters like myself. Certainly Millenials won’t; when something scrolls off of their Twitter feed it falls right in the Memory Hole.

This whole effort, on Wolff’s part and the DemLegHump Media’s part, is still an attempt to play football while Trump is playing Call of Duty. Career politicians, even those who came late to the game like the Blessed Ronald Reagan, work within a structure where certain people’s opinions count and other people’s opinion’s don’t, and on that playing field the Democrats have been running downhill since Roosevelt.

Trump doesn’t know and doesn’t care what the Career Politician Thing To Do is. Those are conditioned reflexes that he never developed. He would make a great Bond Villain — you can never believe what you hear and only half of what you see, and whenever he offers to hold the football so you can kick it (as he did during the DACA meeting) it’s usually a good idea to give it a second thought. Watch the movie Where Eagles Dare if you want to know how things are going to develop these next three years. (Hint: Trump is played by Richard Burton. I’m hoping that Republicans can be as quick on the uptake as Clint Eastwood but I’m not optimistic.)

I have to agree with Scott Adams that the next President will be the biggest let-down imaginable; Trump is going to be an impossible act to follow.

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Professor Argues Asians Are Guilty of ‘Colorblind Racism’

9th January 2018

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And that’s the worst kind of racism there is!

An Asian American Studies professor at the University of Illinois says that interactions between Asian American students and international Asian students carries the risk of reinforcing so-called “colorblind racism.” Soo Ah Kwon says that students reinforce that form of racism in their attempts to reach out to their international counterparts.

I am not making this up.

“We problematize this schema not only because it places undue responsibility upon Asian American students but [because] it also renders the experiences of racial marginalization and discrimination invisible for international and domestic racial minority students,” writes Kwon.

God forbid that a schema go unproblematized. Women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc.

Kwon says “colorblind racism” happens when people do not take race into account when confronting issues, which she argues is problematic because it ignores “structures of power that privileges whiteness and white supremacy.”

All racism, all the time. Got it. Martin Luther King got suckered by that one, obviously.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th January 2018

NBC’s Chuck Todd: Wolff’s Book ‘Reinforces’ Anti-Trump Narrative from ‘Entire Media’  As it was designed to do.

Joe Scarborough Complains Washington Post Won’t Publish His Trump Dementia Claim  It must really be demented.

Protesters beam ‘F*** Trump’ on college football national championship stadium before player appears to shout it

‘Roseanne’ star says hit sitcom returning to screens to hold a mirror up to Donald Trump’s America  Welcome to the Funhouse.

Krugman: Trump’s Admin Is Made Up Of ‘The Worst And Dumbest’  Actually, for ‘worst and dumbest’ I would nominate a Nobel Laureate in Economics who predicted a stock market crash that didn’t happen. Can’t get much dumber than that.

Scarborough Admits: No “Objective Evidence” That Trump Mentally Unfit  Which will not, of course, prevent him from claiming it.

WaPo Delves Deeper Into Fiction, Writes Fantasy Op-Ed In Trump’s Voice  They’ve got nothing real to work with, so they have to make stuff up.

Latest Fact-Free Claim From Michael Wolff: Trump May Be Dyslexic!

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th January 2018

Van Jones: It Would Be ‘Global Emergency’ If 50% Of People Around Any Other President Thought He Was Unstable Yeah: If.

MSNBC Commentator: Trump Is ‘Particularly Hostile’ To Expression From ‘Women And/Or African-Americans’  The evidence for which is: Zero.

Insanity! Michael Wolff Claims I ‘Have No Political Agenda’  It’s true. He’s just in it for the money.

Scarborough Wants GOP To Force Trump Into Mental Fitness ‘Exam’  I suggest that we force Scarborough into a mental fitness exam.

Media Excuse Away ESPN’s Katie Nolan for Calling President Trump ‘F—–g Stupid’  She works for ESPN so I guess she knows all about stupid.

Harvard Professor Compares Trump Mental Fitness Questions To Communist Russia Tactics  Hey, it worked for their communists, why can’t it work for our communists?

Anti-Trumpers Literally Dressing As Snowflakes At NAACP Championship

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CNN, Hollywood Swear Allegiance to Oprah for 2020 President

8th January 2018

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That would be fun. Trump would wipe the floor with her. I doubt that Putin would be impressed by crying.

“People of America! Look under your chair….”  And you will find a HUGE tax bill. Yeah, that will work.

How would Oprah respond to a terrorist attack? Hugs all around, is my guess. No, thanks.

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Morning Mika’s Friends Are ‘Embarrassed’ to Be American

8th January 2018

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As an American, I’m embarrassed that Mika has any friends.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th January 2018

MSNBC Guest: ‘Evidentiary Piece Of The Book’ Is ‘Less Important’ Because We Already Know Trump Acts This Way  The Dan Rather defense: ‘fake but accurate’.

For Liberals, Every Damn Thing In the World Is About Trump

Psychiatrist Who Raised Concerns About Trump’s Mental Health Wants To ‘Contain’ Him For An Evaluation  The old statist impulse often comes out when it’s least expected.

NPR Anchor Uses Misquote to Trump Fan: Are You Backing a Lunatic Who’d Launch Nukes?

Telemundo Charges Trump with Waging ‘All-Out War’ on Immigrants  Some people can’t see the distinction between ‘immigrants’ and ‘illegal immigrants’.

Tom Steyer Is Hand-Delivering 535 Copies Of Wolff’s Book To Congress  It would be funny if one of the recipients smacked him with it.

Bernie Sanders: Trump Is ‘So Offensive’ And ‘I Worry About Him Being A Pathological Liar’  Bernie, that’s the LEAST of your worries.

Stephen Colbert jokes that Michael Wolff stole ‘Fire And Fury’ material from new show  I guess Colbert makes it up, too.

Woody Harrelson says he had to ‘fire up a joint’ to get through dinner with Donald Trump  Or even get out of bed in the morning, looks like.

ABC Panel Lauds Wolff’s Gossip Despite Agreeing Only ’50 Percent’ Was True  ‘Fake but accurate’.

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A Floating House to Resist the Floods of Climate Change

6th January 2018

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Hey, where are those rising sea levels we were promised? Huh?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

6th January 2018

Donald Trump book ‘will end his presidency’, says author of explosive Fire and Fury exposé  Oh, I think not.

Battle for gay rights in small-town Kentucky election is a symbol of Donald Trump’s raging culture war  Well, not’s not ‘Donald Trump’s raging cultural war’, since the war existed before he came along and he has shown no impulse to ‘fight’ any such ‘cultural war’; he’s just the most recent proglodyte verbal piñata. Calling it ‘Trump’s cultural war’ is like blaming Poland for starting WWII.

Donald Trump is more sinister than Richard Nixon, says Pentagon Papers whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg  In other words, he’s likely to get more ‘Republican stuff’ done than Reagan. But we knew that.

Donald Trump’s extraordinary defence of his ‘mental stability’, in full  Scott Adams’ analysis here.

Hollywood Director Judd Apatow Melts Down Over Trump’s ‘Stable Genius’ Tweets  C’mon, boy, catch the frisbee!

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Networks Refuse to Cover FBI Opening New Clinton Foundation Investigation

5th January 2018

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Of course not. They’ve got The New Hitler to Resist; what is a Clinton scandal compared to that?

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Joe Scarborough Compares “Red State” Americans to Supporters of Iranian “Mullahs”

5th January 2018

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Except that Red State Americans can’t have you shot or thrown in jail like the Iranian mullahs.

You’d think he’d know that, but I guess not.

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Bernie Sanders Releases Odd Videos Rich Men Asking for More Taxes

5th January 2018

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All of which is irrelevant, because they’re asking for an increase in ordinary income tax rates, and none of them make their money as wages or other ordinary income.

The reason Warren Buffet pays a lower tax rate than his secretary is because his money comes from capital gains from the sale of stock.

If you tax a guy who’s making a million a year at 90%, he still nets $100,000; if you do the same for somebody making $100,000, he winds up with $10,000. Rich people don’t care how much the income tax rate is because they never notice it — it’s all numbers on the page to them. What it DOES do is hit the almost-millionaires; you know, the guys who, if they have some money in their pocket, might be competing with a Patriotic Millionaire for a seat at a tony restaurant or a lift ticket at Aspen or a slot at a Monaco marina.

Of course, if they REALLY WANTED TO PAY MORE TAX, they could just send a check to the IRS. I’m sure the Treasury would be happy to get it. But they never do that, do they? So it’s not just that they’re not taxed enough, it’s that EVERYBODY isn’t taxed enough. (See explanation above.)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th January 2018

MSNBC Republican Charlie Sykes: Trump’s Tweets Display ‘Textbook’ ‘Authoritarianism’  What MSNBC means by ‘conservative’ is what we conservatives mean by ‘liberal’.

“Your Honor, the President Is Acting Like He’s in Charge and We Want It Stopped”  Joe Bob Briggs is on the case

Stephen Colbert shoots down Donald Trump with fake viagra advert: ‘Do we all have to die because your penis is small?’  Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on. Let me know when Colbert hits puberty.

Donald Trump’s ‘rush of tweeting’ is ‘indication of his falling apart under stress’, says Yale psychiatrist  Another example of the ‘psychic psychiatrist’ hallucination. If they did this to anyone else, it would be considered unprofessional.

Donald Trump eats McDonald’s food to avoid being poisoned, claims new book  A not unreasonable concern.

Alt-Left Insanity: ‘Trump Trauma’ Is Making Liberals Freak Out

CNN Commentator: Trump Is ‘Dysfunctional And Dishonest And Disloyal And Dirty And Dumb’  The resemblance between CNN and a high school cafeteria is probably not intentional.

MSNBC: Even If ‘Not All’ of Trump Book Is True, ‘the Spirit Is’ Accurate  The Dan Rather defense ‘fake but accurate’

Utah Man Indicted For Threatening To Kill ‘Sexist, Racist, Homophobic’ Trump

Trump is ‘psychologically unfit’ and nuclear button tweet is grounds for removal, says former Bush ethics lawyer  Another instance of the ‘psychic psychiatrist hallucination’.

Evidence of Trump campaign crimes exists, says Democrat Intelligence committee member  Of course he doesn’t cite any evidence but there just HAS TO BE some because Trump!

Did Donald Trump really have sex with his friends’ wives?  Well, no, but they’re running out of shit to say.

The View’s Behar Attacks ‘Collaborator’ Sean Hannity, Calls Trump ‘Typical Bully’  The only would-be bully here is the incongruously-named Joy Behar.

MSNBC: ‘Isn’t It Remarkable That We’re’ Discussing Trump’s ‘Mental State?’  Remarkable? No. Deranged? Yes.

Katy Tur: White House ‘Sources’ Say They’re Concerned About Trump’s ‘Mental State’  Conveniently unnamed.

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Trevor Noah on Bannon: Trump ‘Found Out That Some Nazis Aren’t Very Fine People’

4th January 2018

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This is what happens when you give an affirmative-action hire a national TV show.

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Stephanie Ruhle Had The Time of Her Life Saying “Penis” on MSNBC This Morning

4th January 2018

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Stephanie apparently needs to get laid, badly.

The degeneration of the DemLegHump Media is accelleratint.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd January 2018

CNN Panelist: Trump Governing America Like A ‘Communist’ Or ‘Fascist’ Dictator  Uh, no. Look at video of Tiananmen Square in 1989 and see the difference.

MSNBC Analyst Blames Trump’s ‘Profound Sexual Insecurity’ For Nuclear Button Tweet  Scott Adams calls this the ‘psychic psychiatrist hallucination’.

‘Ridiculous Thing’: CNN Revisits The Super Important Big White Truck Story  One day they’re going to catch that red dot, just see if they don’t.

‘Madness’ — CNN’s Brian Stelter Claims Trump Is Mentally Unfit For Office  After all, it’s all they’ve got.

After Trump’s First 2018 Tweets, CNN’s Stelter Predicts Year of ‘Madness’  One of the distinguishing characteristics of ‘CNN analysts’ is that they apparently can’t recognize trash talk when they see it. They need to try to keep up.

Barack Obama’s ‘best songs of 2017’ playlist is another reminder of stark differences to Donald Trump  Yeah. Trump gets shit done, Obama creates playlists. Listen to some of the crap on his playlist; once the brain lesions heal, you’ll see why Obama couldn’t get anything done.

North Korea crisis latest: Donald Trump has no nuclear button despite claiming his was ‘bigger’ than Kim Jong-un’s  C’mon, boy! Fetch the stick!

Hillary’s Spokesman Calls For Trump To Be Banned From Twitter Over Nuke Tweet  Somebody needs to remind Hillary that (a) she didn’t win and (b) even if she’d won her dreams of a Soviet-style dictatorship wouldn’t have worked.

Bush Administration Lawyer Demands ‘Psychologically Unfit’ Trump Be Removed From Office  C’mon, boy! Fetch the stick!

Trump’s claim that his button is bigger than Kim Jong-un’s proves that toxic masculinity is going to ruin the world  Gonna catch that red dot! Today’s the day!

This guy seems to think he’s qualified to discuss ‘Trump’s Profound Sexual and Masculine Insecurities‘:

I suggest he look in a mirror and maybe get some professional help.

CNN’s Chris Cillizza Claims ‘Size Matters’ When It Comes To President Trump  Another ‘psychic psychiatrist’ moment.

Trump Triggers Greenday Frontman With ‘Nuclear Button’ Tweet  These snowflakes really need to get over themselves.

Joy Behar: Trump ‘Needs To Be Medicated And Hospitalized’ Or He’s Going To ‘Kill All Of Us’  No, Joy; just you.

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More Than Quarter of World’s Land Could Become Arid Due to Global Warming, Finds Study

3rd January 2018

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And yet it never does. Why is that? Where are those rising sea levels we were promised?

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Fairytale Princes in Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Are Sex Offenders, Professor Claims

3rd January 2018

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Because patriarchy, or something. Who knows?

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Stunning Photos Reveal Progressive Leaders Flashing ‘White Power’ Sign

3rd January 2018

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Really, these people are insane.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd January 2018

POLL: Trump’s Numbers Slipping In Key Battleground State  Although there’s no evidence that Trump gives a shit.

Morning Mirror: Hillary Clinton Aides Mock Trump For Being A Fatty  Trump may want to point out that he may be fat but he can go on a diet, but Hillary is going to be an ugly bitter old woman for the rest of her life. But he probably won’t; he’s a much nicer guy than I am.

CNN Commentator: Trump, GOP Need To Come To Dems With ‘Open Hands And Open Heart’  One of the distinguishing characteristics of troglodytes is that they act as if they won even when they lose. (And too often Republicans buy into it.) Fortunately, Trump is not that stupid.

CNN Op-Ed: Trump Has ‘Apparent Desire’ For ‘A Particular Racial And Ethnic Balance’  Absolutely no evidence for that, of course, but since he’s The New Hitler it just HAS TO BE that way. When the race card is the only one you’ve got in your hand, that’s the one you play.

‘View:’ U.S. on ‘Slippery Slope’ to Stoning Gays Like In Iran  Only if Muslims take over, with which Democrats would be totally cool (for about five minutes).

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st December 2017

Daily Beast: How Trump May Torpedo Prince Harry’s Obama Wedding Invite  I doubt that Trump cares.

LA Times Critic: Theater Will Save Us from Trump Crisis, Our ‘Democracy In Meltdown’  ‘They may have won all the battles/But we had all the good songs!’

Democratic Lawmaker Blasts Trump For Not Spending Enough Time With Barron  Yeah, the Party of Hate (#POH) is the model for great parenting.

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30th December 2017

Newsweek’s Bizarre Ivanka Story Suggests Confederate Flag in Photo Background Is ‘Dogwhistle’  Remember: If you hear the ‘dog whistle’, then you’re the dog.

CNN Correspondent: World Thinks That America Doesn’t Have A ‘Moral Leg To Stand On’  Of course, a CNN correspondent is the expert on what ‘the world thinks’, and ODDLY ENOUGH it matches what most of the ‘correspondents’ at CNN think. What are the odds?

Worst of MSNBC 2017  As you might expect, most of it has to do with Trump.

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#POH: Buzzfeed Faces Blowback for ’37 Things White People Ruined This Year’ Story

30th December 2017

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BuzzFeed is taking heat on social media after publishing a story titled “37 things white people ruined need to stop ruining in 2018″ on Wednesday afternoon.

Included on the list is the argument that white people ruined the United States by voting for Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton by a 58-37 percent margin.

Other items on Buzzfeed’s list include macaroni and cheese, protests and the national anthem.

On the other hand, if you want to review things that black people ruined this year, check out the murder statistics for any major metropolitan area. I think white people come out pretty good in comparison.

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Editorial Narratives in Science Journalism

30th December 2017

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I’ll make a first brush attempt a working definition:

Editorial Narrative:  A mandated set of guidelines for the overriding storyline for any news item concerning a specified topic, including required statements, conclusions and intentional slanting towards a particular preferred viewpoint. A statement from the Editors of “How this topic is to be presented.”

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Celia Dugger thus establishes an Editorial Narrative for the series, and for all health-related journalism at the NY Times, along the lines of;

“The processed food, soda and fast food industries’ increasing focus on markets in the developing world is causing the rise in obesity rates and weight-related illnesses.” 

This is not a rare opinion — it is one of the mainstay talking points of anti-corporatists of all stripes.  It just doesn’t happen to be supported by any Science — a point which even Dugger at the NY Times admits.    It is just an opinion and it is based on simplistic time-coincident correlation.

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When a story — a bit of news, a new journal paper — doesn’t fit the narrative required or desired by the Editors — then there is a problem.  If the news is truly Big News and Important — then the journalist has to do his/her best to report it and somehow slip in enough of his/her editor’s narrative to get it accepted and published.  We see this a lot in climate stories where the article goes along well enough, reporting some new findings, and then, out of nowhere, comes a line like “Of course, this new study does nothing to cast any doubt about the overwhelming evidence for human-induced climate change which is currently threatening the very existence of our planet.”

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29th December 2017

Brian Stelter: Fox Does A ‘Disservice’ To Viewers By Giving Accurate Information  Apparently it’s Not Fair to point out that Trump’s approval ratings are comparable to Obama’s at this point in his tenure.

The year in journalism: Mainstream media flunks the Trump challenge

Left-Wing Mob Demands Blood For Okay Hand Sign  Common hand sign confirms that Trump is a Nazi, or something.

CNN Finally Solves The Big White Truck Mystery   Well, that’s a relief.

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28th December 2017

Kathy Griffin Can’t Stop Blaming Trump For Her Own Career-Ending Move  The New Hitler made her do it.

CNN Loses It After Trump Blocks View of Golf Course With Box Truck

Kos: After Dems Win Big in Midterms, They’ll ‘Investigate the F**k Out of That Orange A**hole’ Trump  If.

Media Coverage In 2017 Marked By Bombshells That Weren’t

MSNBC’s Katy Tur Lets Rep. Speier Claim President Trump Is Seizing Power Like A ‘Tyrant’  Funny, he hasn’t done anything that Obama didn’t do.

House Intel Dem: Public ‘Already Aware Of’ Most Evidence Against Trump  In other words, they got nothin’

President Donald Trump’s monthly travel costs ‘a third higher than Obama’s’  I suggest we’re getting value for our money.

Kentucky Democrat says ‘a lot of us’ think Trump has ‘committed impeachable offences’  Ah, but proving it….

Saddest Man In America Screams At Robot Trump During Disney Ride

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27th December 2017

‘We have tapped into something’: Impeachment drive builds digital army to take on Trump  The fact that he hasn’t done anything to rate impeachment must be very frustrating.

Will Harry and Meghan Markle snub Trump? US President could be REFUSED wedding invite  There is no indication, of course, that Trump cares about this. But his enemies sure do.

Ranking Budget Rep Defends Calling Trump A ‘Cancer On The Country’

New York Times Columnist Admits Hysteria Is No Way To Beat Trump

Why People Hate the Media, Chapter 12,186

Islamophobia even worse under Trump than after 9/11 attacks, says top Muslim activist  As if an ‘activist’ ever told the truth.

Donald Trump is ‘running a criminal enterprise out of the White House’, says former US governor  Why anybody listens to Howard Dean any more is a total mystery.

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26th December 2017

NYT’s Hess Channels Trump’s Clenched Fist: ‘Look What My Whiteness Allows Me to Get Away With’

Why Trump isn’t getting the credit he thinks he deserves

Trump Isn’t Watching Too Much TV. He’s Watching the Wrong Kind

Bill Kristol Accuses Trump Of Trying To ‘Shut Down’ Mueller Investigation  If he wanted to shut it down, he could do so in fifteen minutes.

Bad Calls of 2017: Sports Media Hated on ‘Soulless Coward’ President Trump

Newsweek: ‘How Trump and the Nazis Stole Christmas To Promote White Nationalism’  You can’t make this shit up.

MSNBC: Sports Editor Calling Trump and Fox News ‘Neo-Nazis’ Is ‘Absolutely Brilliant’, ‘Thought-Provoking’  The thought it provokes is what planet they’re from.

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Silicon Valley’s 2017 Report Card

26th December 2017

You will notice that the three ‘fail’ grades have nothing to do with technology, but rather with the Social Justice Warrior political agenda.

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24th December 2017

PolitiFact Slams Trump with ‘Lie of the Year,’ Just Like They Whacked Him All Year

Obama-Era Ethics Chief Calls Trump A ‘Wannabe’ Dictator For Sharing Anti-CNN Tweet Well, that certainly tells you all you need to know about Obama-era ethics.

Trump ‘tells wealthy friends after passing tax bill’: ‘You all just got a lot richer’  The fact that most of them are Democrats is somehow not worthy of mention. For the record, I don’t have a problem with the fact that some people have more money than I do. I don’t even have a problem with the government stealing less of their money, so long as it steals less of my money too.

Gift-wrapped horse manure left for Trump’s Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin  Progs are basically people who refuse to grow up.

University Professors: Trump Uses Christmas To Promote White Nationalism  You can’t make this stuff up.

NYT’s Cohen: ‘Terrorized Toadies’ Genuflect to Trump, ‘Mussolini’s Understudy’

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As a Driver, I Would Support Pay-Per-Mile Road Pricing

24th December 2017

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This is a good example of the perennial proglodyte meme ‘As an X, I am therefore entitled to speak for everybody in group X.’ They do this because they think it has some intellectual weight — which it does, for them, but not for Real People.

As a driver, I support making the author of this article pay for my pay-per-mile road pricing along with his own.

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23rd December 2017

Nativity Scene Features Zombie Trump With Battle Axe-Wielding Skeleton

Normalizing impeachment

MSNBC’s Joy Reid: Trump Has ‘Unembarrassed’ Embrace Of A ‘White Supremacist Attitude’  Uh, no. Apparently White Supremacist = White Person + Disagrees With Whatever a Black Person Believes

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22nd December 2017

Matthews: Tax Celebration Was ‘Like a North Korean Parade’ Led by Ethiopian Dictator  And besides I bet the grapes were sour.

Donald Trump shows ‘qualities usually found in narcissistic, vengeful autocrats’, says former CIA Director  Scott Adams calls this the ‘psychic psychiatrist illusion’.

This Year’s Most Outrageously Biased Moments on ABC’s ‘The View’

Triggered! Not ‘Cool’ to Mock PC Culture Now Trump’s in Office, ‘Literal Nazis in Street’

Joe Scarborough Attacks ‘The Stench of Trump’s Self-Dealing’ Tax Cut in WashPost  Forget that it helped millions of people, if it helps Trump in any way it’s despicable.

 

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Charles Barkley on Tax Cuts: ‘Thank You, Republicans. Sorry, Poor People’

22nd December 2017

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During TNT’s NBA coverage Thursday night, Barkley scoffed at how he’ll use the tax cut he’ll get under the new Republican tax reform law.

Speaking of trickle-down economics, Barkley said he was “gonna trickle my fat ass down to the jewelry store to get me a new Rolex.” He ended his comments saying “Sorry, poor people.”

So he really doesn’t care about poor people at all. That’s just an excuse. Glad we cleared that up.

Hey, rich guy — you see a poor person, you give him some money, you’re so concerned about poor people.

That’s what you want to do with MY money — why not do that with YOUR money?

Put your money where your mouth is … and you better be really rich, because that’s a whole lotta mouth you got there.

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21st December 2017

The GOP Tax Bill Shows Democratic Hysterics Are Here To Stay

Irony! Matthews Trashes ‘Trumpkins’ Praying to ‘Sun King,’ Calls Tax Reform ‘Greatest Shorting’ Ever  Chris Matthews really needs to take his meds.

No, Kathy Griffin, Donald Trump Is Not An ‘Actual Nazi’

The seven words Trump ‘banned’ a health agency from using were projected onto his hotel  Except that he didn’t, of course; but why let the truth get in the way of a good story?

Alt-Left Insanity: It’s Christmas, So #Resist Trump with Cards, Gifts

New York Times Column Says Trump Is About To Stage A Coup  I’m in.

Jemele Hill: Calling Trump A White Supremacist Is Like Calling Water Wet  More hallucination.

What didn’t happen in 2017  All the bad stuff people said Trump was going to do, didn’t happen.

CNN Anticipates (Hopes?) Trump Firing Mueller  Ain’t gonna happen. They keep hoping he does so, because that would allow some of them to live out their fantasies of being the New Woodward or the New Bernstein. But Trump knows that there’s no there there, so all this investigation is doing is underlining it.

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Problematic Women: Taylor Swift Isn’t Allowed to Be Happy

21st December 2017

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According to New York Magazine, Taylor Swift isn’t allowed to be happy having a successful year in 2017—or thank fans for wishing her a happy birthday.

“I love you guys so much,” the pop singer shared on Instagram. “I couldn’t have asked for a better year, all thanks to you. Thanks for all the birthday wishes. Can’t wait to see what 28 will be like. See you on tour.”

But because Swift is “a straight, white, multi-millionaire pop star,” New York Magazine had a problem with her post.

Something about Leftists, they were all born with a grimace on their faces and two pointing fingers, and they never get any better. I cannot imagine the kinds of ulcers they get from being hateful and outraged twenty-four hours of ever day.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th December 2017

Cher, Patricia Arquette to March Against ‘Pariah’ Trump ‘If Mueller Is Fired’

The Good News About Trump the Liberal Media Won’t Report

Disney unveils Donald Trump robot in ‘Hall of Presidents’, and it really doesn’t look quite right  It looks like Hillary.

Eminem attacks Donald Trump, says President has ‘people brainwashed’  Trump still ignores him.

NYT Eagerly Claims ‘Mounting Backlash,’ ‘Recoil’ vs. Trump Will Turn Red Districts Blue  Uh, no.

Ivanka Trump surprise visit to Connecticut school prompts some parents to pull children from class  OH, NO! TRUMP COOTIES! SAVE THE CHILDREN!

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Trump Tax Bill Will Have Devastating Effect on LGBT Community, Campaigners Say

20th December 2017

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It appears that this refers to the abolition of the Individual Mandate, the provision of Obamacare that depends on forcing young healthy people to buy insurance that they don’t want and don’t need in order to use that money to subsidize health care prices for people who engage in risky behavior … like the LGBTUVWXYZ community.

That’s not what they say, of course. Telling the truth is not part of the Narrative.

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New York Times Asks Readers To Feel Bad For The IRS

18th December 2017

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I’ll pass.

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Media Execs Tap Anita Hill to Lead Sexual Harassment Commission

18th December 2017

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To reinforce the message that this is going to be a no-holds-barred witch-hunt.

UPDATE: Why the Anita Hill Hollywood Commission’s a Joke, II: She Dissed Bill Clinton’s Accusers

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