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Thought for the Day

5th December 2017

Hey — priorities.

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Eating Meat Perpetuates ‘Hegemonic Masculinity,’ Prof Says

4th December 2017

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I always knew there was something about it I liked.

Whatever would we do without professors?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th December 2017

Billy Bush rubbishes Donald Trump’s denial of infamous Access Hollywood tape: ‘Of course he said it’  And of course he isn’t denying it; the clue to that particular bit of Confirmation Bias is the keyword ‘reportedly’. Proglodytes see it when they believe it.

Sally Yates on Donald Trump’s FBI tweets: ‘The only thing in tatters is the President’s respect for the rule of law’  This from the chick whose claim to fame is using the IRS to persecute conservative organizations. Well, I guess it takes one to know one.

Chelsea Handler: Sarah Huckabee Sanders a ‘Harlot,’ ‘Trolloped Out’ With ‘Summer Whore Lipstick All Over Her Face’  One of the chief tells for cognitive dissonance is when your opponent stops using reason and facts and starts using sarcasm and insults.

Blumenthal Calls Trump ‘A Criminal Defendant Who Has Something To Hide’  Only in his Democrat dreams.

Trump’s uncontrollable tweeting triggers deeper anxiety among advisers – POLITICO  Note the characterization of Trump’s tweets as ‘uncontrollable’ — as if he were a zoo animal escaped from its keepers. OF COURSE that must ‘trigger deeper anxiety among advisers’, because it triggers deeper anxiety among Politico writers and therefore MUST be universally true. Yet another layer in the DemLegHump Media attempt at character assassination.

MSNBC Guest: ‘We Must Act Soon’ Against Mentally Ill Trump or Risk Him Going ‘Violent’  Typical left-wing apocalyptic message: ‘OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE UNLESS WE — wait for it — GET WITH THE PROGRESSIVE AGENDA!’ Actually, we have more evidence of MSNBC guests becoming violent than of Trump doing so.

In 72 hours, Donald Trump undermined everything the Republican Party once stood for  Or, at least, what this Crustian British ‘journalist’ thought it stood for. (Skylar Baker-Jordan — is that not a perfect Crustian name?)

Problems in the Middle East might give Donald Trump the cover he needs to ditch Jared Kushner  OF COURSE Trump wants to get rid of Jared Kushner! EVERYBODY wants to get rid of Jared Kushner! Actually, no.

Newspapers Enjoy Celebrity Attacks on Trump at Kennedy Center Honors  Attacking Obama, however, was Seriously Racist.

Joy Behar Admits On ‘The View:’ ‘I Don’t Want’ Trump To Succeed  Of corse, when Rush Limbaugh said that about Obama, everybody in the DemLegHump Media clutched their pearls had had the vapors.

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‘DISGUSTING’: CNN Commentator Gets Triggered Over Franken Being Compared To Moore [VIDEO]

4th December 2017

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The mask keeps slipping.

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College Paper Fires Writer Who Called White DNA ‘An Abomination’

4th December 2017

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The news here is, that he was fired.

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All 3 Networks Ignore ABC’s Brian Ross Suspension Over False Report

4th December 2017

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Nothing to see here, move along, move along….

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd December 2017

Trump faces obstruction of justice claims over Flynn tweet as critic suggests it should ‘end presidency’  Still clutching at that Final Strawman.

Operative Offered Trump Campaign ‘Kremlin Connection’ Using NRA Ties  Yeah, the NRA is widely known for its Kremlin Connections. Pull the other one.

Donald Trump’s lawyer ‘wrote incriminating tweet implying President knew Michael Flynn lied to FBI’ – claims  There’s no evidence, of course, and even if true it’s not actually ‘incriminating’, but hey — TRUMP!

Feinstein: Obstruction Of Justice Case Being Built Against Trump  All of this clutching at straws is the Democrat playbook move of talking up a delusional thing that comes to look more and more reasonable because of all of the people yakking about it.

When the President of the US decides to wilfully incriminate himself in a tweet, we’re better off without him as an ally  ‘Wilfully incriminate himself in a tweet’ is an obvious fantasy based on a tendentious misinterpretation of Trump’s tweet, which is completely innocuous. But proglodytes see it when they believe it.

Tech workers flee US, blame Trump  And why not? Any day now I expect the headline ‘Hipsters throw themselves into the sea, blame Trump’.

Senate considering obstruction of justice charges against Donald Trump, senior Democrat says  No, the Senate is not, because the Senate is controlled by Republicans and the only people in the Senate with obstruction-of-justice-charges on the brain are Democrats.

Jason Kenney Is Another Donald Trump, Says Alberta Premier  You should be so lucky.

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ABC News Suspends Brian Ross After Fake Bombshell Story

2nd December 2017

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ABC News has suspended anchor Brian Ross after having to correct what initially seemed to be a bombshell story on President Trump and former national security adviser Michael Flynn that sent markets tumbling.

The veteran newsman has a long history of erroneous reports.

“We deeply regret and apologize for the serious error we made yesterday. The reporting conveyed by Brian Ross during the special report had not been fully vetted through our editorial standards process,” the network said in a statement. “As a result of our continued reporting over the next several hours ultimately we determined the information was wrong and we corrected the mistake on air and online.”

Ross, citing a single anonymous source, falsely reported that Flynn was prepared to testify that Trump ordered him to make contacts with the Russians during the campaign. ABC News later corrected the report, saying the still-unnamed source had “clarified” that Trump’s order took place after the election, during his administration’s transition phase into power.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Normal people believe it when they see it — Democrats see it when they believe it.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd December 2017

CNN Contributor: Trump Team Too ‘Reckless, Arrogant And Undisciplined’ To Pull Off Russia Collusion  Well, that’s one way of looking at it.

The Trump White House is in a state of paralysed panic as Flynn starts to spill the beans   Not even close. I don’t know what planet these people live on but it doesn’t even resemble this one.

Scott Adams talks about CNN hallucinating (literally) that Trump is crazy  ‘I can’t tell whether they think the things they’re reporting are true.’

Stephen Colbert begs the UK to ignore Donald Trump and ‘take us back’  Was Stephen Colbert every funny? I can’t remember.

For Americans like me, Trump’s questionable relationship with the truth makes it hard to trust in his Presidency  But ‘Americans like you’ were perfectly fine with trusting Democrats in general and Obama specifically, even though their ‘relationship with the truth’ was often even worse than Trump’s. So this is just boring Virtue Signaling.

Donald Trump impeachment odds soar after Michael Flynn agrees to co-operate with FBI Russia probe  I’ll take those odds. This is all just wishful thinking.

MSNBC Guest Compares Trump To A Literal Neo-Nazi Leader  Of course he does. It’s MSNBC.

Maxine Waters: Trump Involved In ‘Collusion, Obstruction Of Justice, Money Laundering’  Collusion is not illegal. Obstruction of justice is what Democrats do. Money laundering is also what Democrats do. Sounds like a serious case of projection here.

Trump’s Tweets Are Unfitting Of An American  The author is, of course, the only expert on what is fitting for an American.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st December 2017

NBC News Analyst Claims Trump Needs Mental ‘Treatment’

After Ignoring Obama’s Silence on Kate Steinle, Nets Hammer Trump for ‘Politicizing’ Not Guilty Verdict  That ol’ double standard is alive and well in Washington D.C. But you knew that.

‘Inclusion Project’ At College Features Poster Of Trump Next To Dead Child  Makes you wonder what they’re ‘including’.

Donald Trump is a psychopath, suffers psychosis and is an ‘enormous present danger’, says psychiatrist  Said psychiatrist, of course, has never met Trump and knows of him only through portrayals in the DemLegHump media. This prostitution of scientific credentials in service to a political agenda is one of the worse aspects of our degenerate modern culture.

Donald Trump is an ‘evil racist’, says Vince Cable  Who has never met Donald Trump and knows of him only through portrayals in the DemLegHump media.

Trump impeachment vote to happen next week, Congressman promises  Be sure to hold your breath.

People close to Donald Trump say he has dementia, claims MSNBC host  When was the last time somebody actually believed an MSNBC host?

ABC Connects ‘Ultra Conservative’ European Hate to Trump’s ‘Click of a Button’

Morning Joe Promotes Military Insubordination Based on Claim That Trump Has ‘Dementia’  I wonder what the weather is like on their planet.

Morning Joe: ‘Sociopath’ Trump’s Retweets ‘Designed to Incite Hatred Towards’ Muslims, ‘Putting’ ‘Lives at Risk’ ‘Across the World’  Actually, it’s hatred by Muslims that is putting lives at risk across the world, but we forgive you for not reading your own news.

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Rising sea levels will swallow 14,000 US historic sites, report finds

1st December 2017

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Notice that they have no actual evidence that sea levels are rising, they just cross-referenced information about historic sites with ‘sea-level rise predictions’, all of which are bogus.

You’ll know that sea levels are actually rising when coastal property prices fall. (Don’t hold your breath.)

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Problematic Women: Meghan Markle a Bad Feminist for Marrying, Giving Up Career

1st December 2017

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Anyone who thinks that being a royal duchess these days isn’t a career isn’t paying attention.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th November 2017

‘The View’ Quickly Pivots From Matt Lauer To Blasting Trump  I mean, priorities, right?

There’s no hiding from Trump’s bigotry  There’s also no actual evidence of ‘Trump’s bigotry’, unlike that of the Washington Post.

MSNBC Guest: Trump ‘Honors And Elevates’ Racist Groups In Republican Party  For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence other than the fever dreams of partisan proglodytes. But reality does not constrain them.

Stephen Colbert eviscerates Donald Trump over reaction to Matt Lauer firing  In his own mind, perhaps. Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

Scientist Claims He Was Forced To Quit His Gov’t Job After Becoming A Trump Admin Adviser  The proglodyte witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace.

Newsweek: Ivanka Trump Plagiarized Herself  Needless to say, that’s not a thing. They are really grasping.

CNN’s Ana Navarro Compares Trump To Someone With Alzheimer’s Or Dementia  The available evidence suggests that it’s Ana Navarro, not Trump, who has Alzheimer’s or dementia.

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Wonkette Tells Sarah Sanders to ‘Go F***’ Herself

30th November 2017

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Wonkette obviously needs to get laid. Or do some weed. Or something.

I suspect Wonkette has turned into Wankette.

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Sea Level Rise Threatens Thousands of Archaeological Treasure Troves

30th November 2017

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If it happens — which it won’t.

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How Hateful Are the Democrats? This Hateful.

30th November 2017

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Hint: Pretty hateful. But you knew that.

You can’t make this stuff up: Vogue, a reliable Democratic Party outlet, has gone crazy over First Lady Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations:

Melania Trump unveiled the White House holiday decorations on Monday, which are, as some people on the internet have noticed, very, very white.

White decorations at Christmas? The horror!

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Garrison Keillor Who? Radio Star’s Former Employer Renaming Show, Ending Rebroadcasts

29th November 2017

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He will also be photoshopped out of all pictures of him standing with Stalin in Red Square.

It’s traditional.

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Democrats Bring the H8: Left-Wing Activist: Time to Destroy ‘White Alabama’ if Moore Wins

29th November 2017

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I’d be more impressed if they guy weren’t white himself.

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Isn’t That Amazing

29th November 2017

Did you know that Meghan Markle was black? Neither did I.

Find the black woman in this picture:

For reference, here is a picture of a real black woman:

Message To Black Women about Dating and Relationships BY ...

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

28th November 2017

Trump insulted Native American war veterans in front of the worst possible Presidential portrait  Well, actually, he complimented them. As for Andy Jackson, it doesn’t appear that the scraelings he’s addressing seem to mind too much.

Trump’s ‘Pocahontas’ slur ‘carries as much weight as a physical assault’, says Native American activist ‘The President was quickly condemned for his comments by his critics.’ Wow, that’s a shocker. The proglodytes see slurs where no man intendeth.

CW’s ‘Supergirl’ Ties Trump to Nazis With ‘Make America Aryan Again’ Slogan  And the people who make shit up for a living have decided to … make shit up.

Donald Trump’s Time magazine obsession exposes pathetic neediness  Scott Adams points out what a sharp move that was here. Jennifer Rubin’s Trump obsession exposes her pathetic dysfunctionality.

Nurse loses job after saying white boys should be ‘sacrificed to the wolves’  Oh noes! Can’t have that!

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Nurse Loses Job After Saying White Boys Should Be ‘Sacrificed to the Wolves’

28th November 2017

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Cute outrage from the Usual Suspects.

The wolves, of course, have declined comment.

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Sarah Sanders Asked If Trump’s Pocahontas Comment Is Offensive. Her Response Set The Room On Fire

27th November 2017

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Warren responded to the President, saying “It is deeply unfortunate that the president of the United States cannot even make it through a ceremony honoring these heroes without having to throw out a racial slur.”

I guess, then, that referring to somebody as Martin Luther King would be regarded by Senator Fauxcahontas as a ‘racial slur’.

At Monday’s White House press briefing, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders was asked by a reporter why Trump felt the need to say something that is “offensive to many people ” at the ceremony. Sanders bluntly responded, “I think what most people find offensive is Senator Warren lying about her heritage to advance her career.”

Oh, not so much — most people expect Democrats to lie.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th November 2017

BET’s Soul Train Awards Starts With Host Taking a Knee to Trump  More Virtue Signalling from those whose livelihood depends on race obsession.

December May Be The Most Critical Month Of Trump’s Presidency  Or maybe not.

Tom Steyer: We Can’t Wait to Impeach Trump  Well, what’s stopping them? Other than lack of evidence?

Donald Trump’s motorcade cut up by angry van driver who swears at him  No one would have dared do that to Obama, of course.

Morrissey says he would kill Donald Trump ‘for the safety of humanity’  I’d be happy to kill Morrissey in order to clean out the gene pool.

John McCain slams Donald Trump as an opportunist ‘not anchored by a set of principles’  Gee, I was about to say the same thing about John McCain — with more reason.

Billionaire behind $20 million Trump impeachment campaign calls President an ‘urgent threat’  And a billionaire attempting to buy the impeachment of a President is not, of course.

Donald Trump uses ‘Pocahontas’ slur in address to Native American veterans  Unexplained, of course, is how ‘Pocahantas’ is somehow a ‘slur’.  (The real term used is ‘Fauxcahontas’, referring to her absurd claim to being of scraeling descent. You’d think that a newspaper would do some research.)

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Pelosi Scolds Todd: Focus on Dem Sex Scandals Gives GOP ‘Cover’

27th November 2017

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Appearing on NBC’s Meet the Press on Sunday, Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi was actually grilled by moderator Chuck Todd on numerous sexual harassment allegations made against Senator Al Franken and Congressman John Conyers. She had clearly grown accustomed to the usual softball treatment she has received on the network and complained about not being given enough time to bash Republicans.

After spending the exclusive interview pressing Pelosi on the accusations against her liberal colleagues and even pointing out her past defense of Bill Clinton, Todd attempted to wrap up the segment: “Leader Pelosi, unfortunately for time, I’ve got to end it there. I appreciate you coming on.” The House Minority Leader was outraged: “You mean we’re not even going to talk about taxes?”

‘MOMMEE! JOHNNY HIT ME BACK!’

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Couples More Likely to Divorce If They Feel Contempt for Each Other, Says Relationship Expert

27th November 2017

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Wow, who would have guessed that?

Dr John Gottman, a man who is said to be able to predict divorce with over 90 per cent accuracy, has revealed that making a partner feel despised or worthless is the number one sign a marriage could be coming to an end.

Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th November 2017

Alt-right Trump supporters and left-wing Bernie Sanders fans should join together to defeat capitalism  Somebody has been watching too many Jason Bourne movies.

Steyer: We Can’t Wait To Impeach Trump  So do it already.

Donald Trump plays golf almost three times as much as Barack Obama after one year in office  And has gotten about three times  as much done. What an over-achiever.

Eminem upset Donald Trump hasn’t said anything about his BET freestyle yet  Perhaps because Trump has better things to do that waste attention on a white guy who wants so badly to be black.

Former CIA director criticises Donald Trump for ‘outrageous assault’ on free speech  Apparently calling out ‘journalists’ who are actually writing opinions masquerading as news is an ‘attack on free speech’. Who knew?

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Howard Dean: Maybe the ‘Alt-Right’ Created a Fake Access Hollywood Tape to Fool People

26th November 2017

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Every time I see a picture of Howard Dean I am overwhelmed by the impression that this is a man who has spent his life with a stick jammed up his butt.

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ABC Guest Suggests Lower Class Women Excuse Moore Because They Are Used To Being Raped

26th November 2017

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An excellent example of how the Crustian Clerisy view people outside of their bubble as verging on semi-human knuckle-draggers whose lives must be governed for them by Their Betters.

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MSNBC Guest: Republicans Are ‘Domestic Terror Group,’ Should Be ‘Locked Up’

25th November 2017

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And the proglodyte witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace.

(Gee, isn’t that what they were afraid Trump was going to do to them a year ago? How times change.)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th November 2017

Eminem Whines That Trump Hasn’t Noticed His Unhinged Rap  Quelle surprise.

Andy Murray parody ridicules Donald Trump’s claim he snubbed Time over Man of the Year  I’m more likely to believe Trump than Andy Murray, an uninvolved third party doing his daily Virtue Signalling exercises.

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It’s Not Okay to Be White: The Guardian Editorial Board Denounces Taylor Swift

25th November 2017

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Here’s an editorial from The Guardian. This is not an op-ed by some random social justice jihadi, like the similar excoriation of Taylor Swift’s whiteness that Buzzfeed ran a couple of weeks ago, this is an editorial representing the official stance of Britain’s leading left-of-center broadsheet on the Taylor Swift Question.

And the proglodyte quest for Heretics and Sinners goes on and on and on….

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Democratic State Rep. Arrested in Anti-Black Friday Protest

24th November 2017

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Yup, irritating people when they are out shopping will sure win support for your cause.

 

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Roland Martin: Trump Pushing Buttons for ‘Largely White Supporters’ on NFL Issues

24th November 2017

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Remember: If you’re the one obsessed with race all the time, then you’re the racist.

If these guys didn’t have race to talk about, they wouldn’t have anything at all to talk about.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th November 2017

Politico: ‘How Donald Trump Ruined Thanksgiving’  Must have been serving meals to active duty military folk. Or maybe it was mentioning God in his Christmas message.

Trump’s bizarre comments about ‘invisible planes’ to the Coastguard: Read them in full  Every day, in every way, Trump is yanking their chain. You’d think they’d eventually wise up.

Donald Trump Will Tee It Up With Tiger Woods And Dustin Johnson  But of course you have to remember that Trump is a horrible racist who is deathly afraid of black people and would like to put them in camps or something.

MSNBC Criticizes Trump’s Thanksgiving Call To Troops  Which couldn’t have been a good thing, because Trump!

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd November 2017

CNN’s Marc Lamont Hill FREAKS OUT On Air Over Trump Tweets  You know, as they do.

CNN Guest: Trump Is ‘Half Awed And Half Frightened By Black People’  More remote psychoanalysis by non-doctors. Judging by the crime statistics in America, being ‘half-frightened’ by black people is a rational response.

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Alt-Left Insanity: We Should Have Let Pilgrims ‘Freeze to Death’

23rd November 2017

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Welcome to one of the holidays liberals hate the most — Thanksgiving. When the alt-left isn’t hating on Christopher Columbus, bashing Christmas, disrespecting veterans or undermining the national anthem, they find time to target a national day when we give thanks. And when they hate, boy do they hate. This year’s target? The Pilgrims.

When you consider that modern progressivism is just New England Puritanism expressing itself in the political realm (note the constant witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners), this isn’t actually a bad idea.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

22nd November 2017

NYT Writer: Trump And His Circle Have A ‘Bottomless Depravity’  If liberal journalists sound like 17th-century New England preachers, there’s a reason for that. The hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds.

No, Trump’s Immigrant Grandfather Wasn’t A ‘Climate Change Refugee’  Maybe they’re talking about intellectual climate.

Joyless Journalists Grump About Trump Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkey  He ought to have pardoned Kathy Griffin instead.

LaVar Ball Has Earned Millions In Ad Promotions Since Feuding With Donald Trump  And that tells you everything you need to know about LaVar Ball.

Sarah Silverman Spent Some Time With Trump Voters. Now She’s Singing A Different Tune  Unfortunately, they still hate you.

Steyn, Concha Mock Loony Newsweek, New Yorker Pieces as Cases of ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’

Mika Brzezinski Suggests Trump Is Okay With KKK Bombing Black Churches  I suggest that Mika Brzezinski is psychotic.

GQ Writer Suggests Ruining Thanksgiving As Anti-Trump Protest  Nothing must be allowed to stand in the way of the Narrative! Nothing!

A Private Vendor Sold Trump Wine In A National Park And Environmentalists Are Upset  Of course they are, because Trump!

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MSNBC: Republicans Are Now The ‘Party of Pedophiles’

22nd November 2017

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After all, remember those prominent Republicans Roman Polanski and Woody Allen! Oh, wait….

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Doug Jones Defended Man With Ties to KKK, Holocaust Deniers

22nd November 2017

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‘Ties’ means that they can’t prove anything, and they have no real, you know, evidence, but they hope to ‘tie’ him to them for smear purposes.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st November 2017

Today In Media: The New Yorker Blames Trump For Attack On Rand Paul

Stan Van Gundy Rips Trump For Feuding With LaVar Ball And Marshawn Lynch  Note that he doesn’t rip Ball and Lynch for ‘feuding’ with Trump; no, everything involving Trump is ipso facto Trump’s fault.

MSNBC Guest: Trump’s Response To Puerto Rico ‘Very Racist In Nature’  How so? Because Trump! (I must have missed where ‘Puerto Rican’ became a race….)

Newsweek: Charles Manson = Donald Trump  I guess Hitler must be getting tired.

Fox News host Neil Cavuto blasts Donald Trump: ‘You’re the President. Why don’t you act like it?’  And of course Neil Cavuto is the expert on what a President should act like….

Billionaire buys Times Square billboards calling for Donald Trump’s impeachment  This is, of course, a better use for his money than, say, buying food for hungry poor people. One must have priorities.

Media Compares Charles Manson To Trump, ‘Far Right’

Newsweek Headline Compares Trump To Mass Murderer  Actually, he’s worse, because Trump!

CNN Proudly Touts Late Night TV’s ‘Resistance’ to Trump, ‘Most Mocked Man in America’  And yet he’s still President, and they’re not. He’s still winning, and they’re not. Teflon has about that much resistance.

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Climate Alarmists Keep Jet-Setting to Fancy International Meetings Despite Their Failed Models

21st November 2017

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Amazing how that works. Or doesn’t, if you know what I mean.

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Gun Control Activist: Ask Your Thanksgiving Host If [sic] They Have Guns and If [sic] They Are Locked Up

20th November 2017

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‘No, we figured we’d leave the guns out and lock you up instead.’

If you get this question, the bird on the table is not the only turkey in the house.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th November 2017

Hillary Clinton says Donald Trump is ‘obsessed’ with her  Let’s see … she’s talking about him but he’s not talking about her; just who is obsessed here?

WashPost: Moore and Trump Ruin Christians, But ‘Women Are Better Off with Franken’  Uh, yeah.

Joe Scarborough Claims Trump’s Tweets Have ‘Racist Overtures’  Remember: if you hear the dog whistle, then you’re the dog.

New Yorker Blames Rand Paul Attack on Smelly Compost and the ‘Sinister Banality’ of Trump  How about the hate at the heart of the Democrat Party? Naw, couldn’t be that.

Snoop Dogg Goes On Rant About Donald Trump – Calls For His ‘Suspension’  Yeah, that’s gonna work.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th November 2017

‘The View’ Pivots To Trump While Discussing Allegations Against Franken  Let us not allow actual reality distract us from the Narrative.

NBC Stays Silent on Menendez, Mocks ‘Trump’s Water-Gate’ Instead  Gotta leave room for the important news.

CNN’s Ana Navarro: Trump’s Silence On Roy Moore Makes Him ‘Complicit’  Which it doesn’t, of course. But for proglodytes, the hunt for Heretics and Sinners is never-ending.

Donald Trump’s attempt to control the US Justice System is alarmingly similar to Hitler’s strategy in Nazi Germany  Except that it’s no different from any other President’s ‘attempt to control the judicial system’, including Obama’s and Clinton’s.

House Republicans pass $1.5 trillion tax bill that would benefit Trump  NOTHING ELSE is so important as whether or not it would benefit Trump.

Owner of truck with vulgar anti-Trump sticker arrested on outstanding warrant

Donald Trump reminded of all the women who accuse him of sexual assault after President condemns Al Franken  Claims = Proof to proglodytes, because TRUMP.

New Zealand prime minister hailed for Donald Trump putdown: ‘No one marched when I was elected’  Perhaps because nobody gave a shit.

Vox Columnist Downplays UCLA Players’ Crimes, Takes Cheap Shot at Trump  It’s what they do best.

MSNBC Anchor Calls Trump Ugly  You have to work with what you’ve got, and that’s all they’ve got.

Democrats’ Move to Impeach Trump Seen as Political Theater  That’s pretty obvious.

Sheriff Jails Woman for Anti-Trump Bumper Sticker  ‘Hold my beer and watch this.’

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Countries That Don’t Use Much Coal Sign a Pledge to Ban It

16th November 2017

Read it.

The best kind of Virtue Signalling is the kind that doesn’t cost you anything.

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Zoella Apologises for Making Fun of Gay Men on Twitter

16th November 2017

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Which is, of course, the most important news of the day.

‘I’m not perfect and I’ve never claimed to be, I’m only human!’ she said.

Well, I am perfect, and I’ve always claimed to be, so when I make fun of gay men on Twitter, you can take it to the bank.

Just goes to show you that ‘fun’ and ‘gay men’ don’t belong in the same sentence, ever.

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Angelina Jolie Addresses Hollywood Sexual Abuse in Powerful UN Speech

16th November 2017

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A speech. By an actress. To a gathering of U.N. apparatchiks. ‘Powerful’. Uh, sure.

Wake me up when it has demonstrated its ‘power’.

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Chinua Achebe: Why the Nigerian Author Is One of the World’s Most Important Modern Writers

16th November 2017

Read it.

Even though you’ve never heard of him, and never will hear of him outside of this article.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th November 2017

Cards Against Humanity buys area of US border to prevent Trump building his wall  As if that would work.

Donald Trump wants to be a dictator, says Art of the Deal co-author

Dems Introduce Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump  Fringe Republican Congressmen used to do this against Obama, but the DemLegHump Media never covered it.

CNN: Dog’s Ear Looks Like Trump [VIDEO]  People are paying money for this, and paying money to the people who are doing it.

CNN Analysis: Trump Is An Old White Man ‘Demanding Thanks From Three Young Black Men’  Whom he kept out of a Red Chinese prison. I suggest that thanks are in order.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th November 2017

AP Asks: Who Can Stop Trump From Dropping the Bomb?

CBS on Climate Change: ‘Saving the World Has Been Harder’ Since Trump

Jemele Hill Refuses To Give Trump Credit For Freeing Black UCLA Players  If Obama had done it, it would have been AWESOME, but it’s Trump, so it is no big deal.

Maxine Waters Leads an ‘Impeach Him’ Chant at the Glamour Awards  Nobody had the presence to chant ‘For what?’ Apparently just being Trump is an impeachable offense.

Andrea Mitchell Sounds the Alarm Over Trump’s ‘Unlimited’ Nuclear Authority Of course, that’s horseshit, but it all contributes to the Syndrome.

Sen. Murphy: Trump So ‘Unstable’ He May Order Nuclear Strike  Of course, said ‘instability’ exists only in the fevered brain of Senator Murphy (D, High Tax State).

Sen. Markey Gets Nuclear Codes Protocol Wrong  There must be something about being a Senator from a High Tax State that makes the brain not work properly.

Flipping Off The President Is The Latest Way To Strike It Rich  Virtue Signalling, if sufficiently public, can pay very well.

Donald Trump is like a cult leader, says religious studies scholar  Rather like Obama (um…um…um)?

The Simpsons compares Kellyanne Conway to Hitler’s head of propaganda

Democrats fear Trump’s ‘instability’ could trigger nuclear war no-one wants  OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Or maybe not.

Justin Trudeau brought up human rights with Duterte after Trump failed to do so  And they know he ‘failed to do so’ … how?

Nato country ‘worried about Trump’s control of nuclear weapons’  They probably all read the same newspapers.

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