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Losing Billions of Dollars in a Single Day Is Hard to Fathom for Anybody

6th February 2018

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But especially hard for ‘journalists’, apparently.

NBC news reporter Scott Budman tweeted the following on several billionaires:

Had a rough day? Mark Zuckerberg lost $3.6 billion today. Jeff Bezos lost $3.2 billion. Google’s founders lost $2.3 billion, each. Bill Gates lost $2.2 billion. (Source: Bloomberg)

I can’t imagine waking up one morning and having billions of dollars gone. It’s not like a rough day at the casino when you might lose a few hundred or a grand. That sucks, but you move on pretty quickly. Losing billions? How does a person even react to that. I understand they’re all still billionaires, but it’s mind-boggling to even envision.

The author of this article cites this as if it were a thing. It isn’t.

To say that ‘Jeff Bezos is worth $X billion’ is common but misleading — a more accurate statement would be: ‘Based on the price per share of Amazon stock at moment A, the stock  we think that Jeff Bezos owns (we can’t be sure) we estimate to be worth $X billion if he could sell it at that same price, which he probably couldn’t.’

These guys didn’t lose shit. What happened was that the most accurate available estimates of their net worth changed based on changes in the unit used for that valuation — but they are in exactly the same position today as they were yesterday and the day before.

We saw examples of the same sort of low-IQ thinking back in 1987, when a lot of people asked Bill Gates ‘How does it feel to lose $X billion?’; Bill, of course, who still owned the same portion of Microsoft’s capital stock as the day before, rightly treated at them as if they had grown two heads. He understood what was going on and they obviously didn’t.

This sort of thinking is one of the chief defects of ‘journalism’ as practiced today. ‘Journalists’ may have a college degree and work in an office, but their knowledge of the real world is in many respects vastly inferior to that of the average inhabitant of a trailer park. (This is a big reason why Trump so utterly flummoxes the inhabitants of the DemLegHump Media. He knows what he’s doing, because he’s done it before; they don’t, because they’ve never seen it done … and because they’ve never seen it done, it looks like something randomly plucked from the Take A Chance crd pile in a Monopoly game.)

I have very little respect for ‘journalists’ unless and until they demonstrate that they can count to 20 without taking off their shoes. That seldom happens.

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Black Character Complains White People Gave Us Obama ‘Just to Shut Us Up’ on Liberal CBS Comedy

6th February 2018

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Apparently it didn’t work. Pity.

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More Faking of the Surface Temperature Record

6th February 2018

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We have written many times about the fact that the Earth’s surface temperature record has been so badly corrupted that it is impossible to say whether claims like “2017 was the third-warmest year since thermometers became common in the late 19th century” are true. Temperature records are under the control of agencies like NOAA, which in turn are run by people whose careers are heavily invested in the catastrophic anthropogenic global warming theory.

This is a conflict of interest. It is as though I, when I was a lawyer representing parties in lawsuits, had the option of rewriting the documents on which the case is based, so as to favor my client. Would I have been able to resist that temptation? Well, maybe. But NOAA doesn’t. Over and over again, we find that the temperature records from decades ago have been changed, with no explanation and no transparency. We have documented this fact around the world, and always the “adjustments” are in the same direction–temperatures from decades ago are lowered, and recent temperatures are raised.

Bad data make bad models, and corrupt data make corrupt models. I don’t accept the existence of Global Warming any more than I accept the existence of the Soviet Union as a Heaven on Earth for Workers and Peasants, for exactly the same reason: An assertion supported only by tendentious lies is a tendentious lie.

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Auburn Beating Shows Racist Ideas Can Inhabit Bodies of Any Color

6th February 2018

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Someone stopped by my desk to see if I had a thought about the fact that Julian Pailate Tuimauga, who is charged with committing a hate crime against a black man in Auburn, isn’t white.

What I wish everyone would realize is the racism sprouting from white-supremacist ideology is so pervasive that just about everyone is exposed to it. Anyone can act in ways that support white supremacy or that reflect the view of the world it perpetuates.

When the justice system’s workings lead to a Latino, Asian or black cop fatally shooting someone without just cause, that person is just as dead as if a white officer fired the shot.

So apparently white people are to blame for one POC beating on another POC.

Well, nice to have that cleared up.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th February 2018

Comedians Mock CNN Analyst’s Deranged (and Racial) Trump Rants

CNN’s Brinkley Frets Trump Has Fox ‘Echo Chamber’ Propping Him Unlike Nixon  Yeah, you can’t just pile on the Republican the way you could in the Old Days.

Velshi: Trump Attacking ‘Pillars Of Our Criminal Justice System’ Who have already been corrupted by Obama/Clinton. That’s his job as chief law enforcement officer.

ABC on Memo: ‘Just Because It’s Biased, Doesn’t Mean It’s Not True’  The Dan Rather ‘fake but accurate’ rationalization.

MSNBC Freak-Out: Democracy ‘Crumbling’ as Trump Follows ‘Dictator’s Playbook’  The ‘Dictator’s Playbook’ says you ought to be in jail by now. Maybe you got the old edition.

MSNBC: Trump Base ‘Don’t Need Rationality,’ Just ‘Russian Bots’  I think CNN is populated by Russian bots. Seriously– have you ever watched them? ‘Uncanny Valley’ in the flesh.

California Professor Teaches Students That Trump Is Just ‘Orange Reality Star’  They don’t make professors like they used to.

Schumer To Liberal Group: Trump ‘Most Dangerous And Worst Man In The Presidency’ Ever  Richard Dixon would breathe a sigh of relief, if he could still breath. Still, Jimmy Carter is still out there….

Laughable Charles Blow: Trump Already Has America in a ‘Constitutional Crisis’  Yeah, all the Democrats are adopting unconstitutional means to get rid of him. But that’s not Trump’s fault.

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People Are Actually Considering Not Having Kids Because of Global Warming

5th February 2018

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If anyone is so concerned about Global Warming that they decide not to have kids, I totally support then in that decision. In fact, I think that they ought to be encouraged to leave the gene pool entirely.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th February 2018

NYT: “The President’s Unparalleled War on Law Enforcement”  Since when are a few crooks in the FBI ‘law enforcement’?

CNN’s Stelter: Spying On Trump Justified If There Is ‘Fear’ Of Something ‘Suspicious’  And Trump Derangement Syndrome is all about fear.

Donald Trump will trigger constitutional crisis if he uses declassified memo to end Russia probe, Democrats warn  Well, not really.

ESPN’s Jemele Hill Race Baits Donald Trump To Al Sharpton On MSNBC   Some of the worst racists have the darkest skins, although not as dark as their souls.

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Jimmy Kimmel: Conservatives Are Too Dumb to Be Talk Show Hosts

4th February 2018

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Really? Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson don’t appear to be having any problems with it.

I suggest that the DemLegHump Media prefer dumb SJWs to smart conservative, which is why their ratings are tanking.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd February 2018

Environmentalists Go Nuts Over Trump’s Monument Cuts For No Reason

MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace: It’s ‘On Trump’ The Next Time A Federal Agent Is Killed  Well, no, it isn’t.

CW Comedy Calls Their Worst Character a ‘Non-Evil Ivanka’  The Hunt for Heretics and Sinners doesn’t exclude family members. Funny how proglodytes feel free to indulge in all of the behaviors that they are so quick to denounce in their enemies.

Hypocritical NYT Claims Trump-Emboldened ‘Autocrats Steamroll Opposition’  Funny, they didn’t complain when Obama was doing it. There’s no pleasing some people.

President Trump Will Accept Your Apologies Now

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd February 2018

Meltdown! CNN Analyst Sees ‘Mafia Boss Gone Mad’ Trump Ending Democracy With Memo

‘Dangerous, Unprincipled, Divisive’ — Maxine Waters Says Trump Needs Parental Advisory  Maxine needs to get her meds adjusted.

Russia probe lawyers think Mueller could indict Trump  More prog fantasies. No, that isn’t going to happen.

The Associated Press Stokes Racial Division, Smears Trump

Joe Scarborough: ‘How Stupid Will These Republicans Be?’  I don’t know, Joe; how stupid were you when you were a Republican?

Howard Dean UNHINGED — Trump ‘Needs To Be Removed From Office’  The statism inherent in the Democrat ideology comes out.

DNC Chair Calls The Memo A ‘Sham’ — And Says That Republicans Are Trump’s ‘HENCHMEN’ Oh, if only that were true. (‘Henchmen’ were the guys in the middle ages who did the heavy lifting.)

MSNBC Commentator: ‘People Need To Start Taking To The Streets. This Is A Dictator.’  Dude, if this were a dictator, your ass would be in jail. Get over yourself.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st February 2018

NYT columnists remind us: Trump and his voters seem suspiciously German  For almost everybody on the Left, ‘Gernan’ = ‘Nazi’, and so any connection they can make between Trump and German Something (even if they have to make it up) gives them that warm tingle of Confirmation Bias.

Univision Anchors Parrot DNC Talking Points on Trump ‘Stigmatizing’ Immigrants  As they so often do.

ABC Touts Scowling Democrats Booing Trump During SOTU Address  Suckin’ on lemons, every one.

Bernie Sanders: It’s An ‘Outrage’ That Trump Didn’t Talk About Climate Change At SOTU  I suspect that, if Trump had mentioned ‘climate change’, Bernie would still be unhappy.

The State of the (White Nationalist) Union  They actually pay people to write this drivel.

The Worst Media Freak-Outs Over Trump’s State of the Union Address

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st January 2018

NYT’s Goldberg: Only Way Trump Will Become ‘Presidential’ Is If He Apologizes, Resigns  And of course she’s the expert.

Joy Behar: Someone Should Yell ‘You Lie!’ At Trump Tonight  Gee, she was all upset when somebody did that to Obama.

These Scientists Disavowed Bill Nye For Accepting An Invite To Trump’s SOTU Address  Not really scientists.

Top US General Crushes NYT Report Claiming Trump Might Nuke Another Country In Response To A Cyberattack

Facts First? CNN Speculates Melania Wearing White to Protest Her Husband  I’ve heard of black as a protest color but never white. This is rather a stretch.

Networks Use Pre-SOTU Moments to Bludgeon ‘Embattled’ Trump, GOP ‘Paying the Political Price’  If winning is the price, I’m sure Trump will gladly pay it.

Congressional Black Caucus Dons African Garb To Protest Trump’s SOTU  Yup, nothing says Moral Superiority like dressing like foreigners. I’d be happy to pay their airfare back to Africa.

Angry Celebs Rage During Trump’s State of Union: ‘Sh*tler’ Is ‘A Disgrace’  The Peter Pan Parade (‘I won’t grow up!’) was out in force.

Al Gore Attacks Trump’s ‘Clean Coal’ Remarks, Says there’s ‘No War On American Energy’  Of course not, with Trump as President. Had AlGore or Hillary been elected, then you’d see the war.

Juvenile MSNBC Crew Giggles, Touts Trump Limo Being Flipped Off  The Peter Pan Parade (‘I won’t grow up!’) was out in force.

ABC Melts Down Over ‘Divisive,’ ‘Gloomy,’ ‘Sad’ SOTU Speech ‘Stoking…Racial Tensions’  Apparently none of them listened to the speech:

Luis Gutierrez Stormed Out Of House Chamber During SOTU  He realizes that he’s going to be nobody for the next three to seven years, and he just can’t stand it.

Rattled MSNBC: Trump ‘Stokes the Fires’ With North Korea, ‘Wants a War’  Uh, Chris? If he had wanted a war, we’d have a war. And we do — it’s just being fought with economics rather than the military. And we’re winning. Try to keep up….

CNN Laments Trump Using Patriotic Language in SOTU, Alienating Democrats  Yeah, the nerve of that guy.

Vox: Trump culturally appropriated for Americans the term “Dreamers” from its rightful owners: illegal aliens  The nerve of that guy.

Director Rob Reiner Sad That MSNBC’s ‘Intelligent People’ Have to Watch ‘Racist’ ‘Liar’ Trump  But who’s going to watch the racist liar Rob Reiner?

Donald Trump booed in his first State of the Union after hitting out at ‘chain migration’  This isn’t precisely cherry-picking; perhaps ‘turd-picking’? This reminds me of the old joke about the race between a Russian and an American where the Soviet press reported that the Russian came in second and the American next to last.

Bernie Sanders: I don’t understand how the President can give a State of the Union and not mention climate change  Oh, Bernie. One could make a career out of listing the things that you don’t understand.

Chuck Todd: Trump’s Speech ‘Set Things Back,’ ‘Offended a Lot of Democrats’  By ‘set things back’ I guess he means ‘pushed Trump-haters back into denial’.

Stephen Colbert Was ‘Barely Conscious’ After Trump’s State Of The Union Address  How could they tell?

Morning Joe’s Mika Melts Down Over Trump’s Speech And Defaults To Calling Him A ‘Dictator  If Trump really were a dictator, Mika, you’d be in jail.

View’s Hostin Outraged by SOTU: ‘Very Offensive’ to ‘Demonize Immigrants!’  Except, of course, that nobody ‘demonized’ immigrants — except in the proglodyte fantasy world.

NBC: Don’t Forget, Trump’s ‘Under Criminal Investigation’  Except, of course, that he’s actually not.

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DACA Recipients Are Furious Trump Used ‘Dreamers’ to Describe American Citizens

31st January 2018

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Mommeee! Donald hit me back!

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CNN’s Cuomo Argues President Trump’s Immigration Policy Proposal is Racist

31st January 2018

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As Scott Adams has pointed out, a rational immigration policy will necessarily have a ‘disparate impact’ because the places that have the highly intelligent and highly educated people we want tend to be full of white and yellow people, while the shitholes that have the people we don’t want tend to be full of black and brown people. That’s just a fact.

To backtrack from ‘disparate impact’ to racist (which is a matter of intent, not impact) is one of the intellectual smoke-and-mirrors jobs that the SJW Left has gotten away with for years. They need to be called on it every time it’s trotted out.

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CNN: Joe Kennedy III Is An ‘Every Man’

31st January 2018

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Yeah, if ‘every man’ had a trust fund, went to Stanford and Harvard Law, and had a Congressional seat reserved.

White Privilege, thy name is Democrat.

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Bill Nye Does Not Speak for Us and He Does Not Speak for Science

31st January 2018

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Of course, when he was on the Global Warming bandwagon, he was embraced for doing both — supposedly.

This is an article in Scientific American — love that oxymoron — by ‘500 Women Scientists’.

By attending the State of the Union with NASA administrator nominee Jim Bridenstine, the Science Guy tacitly endorses climate denial, intolerance and attacks on science

Well, no, he didn’t do any of those things — except in the fantasies of ‘500 Women Scientists’.

The Hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace. Proglodytes are fond of throwing around cries of ‘McCarthyism!’ but if this isn’t what they mean by McCarthyism then the term has no meaning.

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ESPN Host: Change Notre Dame’s Mascot Because It’s Offensive to Irish

30th January 2018

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Buillshit. There isn’t an Irishman in America that doesn’t love Notre Dame’s mascot.

ESPN has to quit hiring these beta-male losers.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th January 2018

Federal Judge Basically Compares Trump Administration To A Fascist Regime  If this regime is so fascist, how come this judge isn’t in jail?

Steven Colbert on the Grammys: ‘That must have made Trump so mad, to see Hillary showing off how she can read’  It must have made Colbert so mad, to see Trump giving it no attention at all.

Environmentalists Are Bashing Trump’s First SOTU Before It Even Happens  Of course they are. The Trump that exists in the real world is far less important than the Trump that exists in their fantasies.

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US War With North Korea May Be Unthinkable But Will Diplomacy and Hard Power Be enough to Avert It?

30th January 2018

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We are already at war with North Korea, and we’re winning. Trump knows how to handle this.

The trouble with most news media coverage of Trump is that ‘journalists’ have no experience in business outside of their own narrow field and so they’re constantly coming up against things that are usual in business but totally outside of their ken. Thus the OMG! headlines about stuff that any American CEO would consider SOP.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th January 2018

NY Times Sunday Mag Lets CNN’s Amanpour Savage Trump: ‘Lies Lead to Dictatorship’  What, no mention of Obama?

Grammys 2018: Hillary Clinton reads ‘Fire and Fury’ alongside Snoop Dogg and John Legend  Democrats appear to have nailed the art of being boring.

Celebrity Chef Admits To Defaming Ivanka

Pro-Trump group deny telling Latino and Native American legislators to ‘get out of my country’  Although, if the shoe fits….

Donald Trump isn’t the only reason – or even the main one – why stock markets are booming in America and beyond  In addition to being an anti-Trumper, Sean O’Grady is not an economist or a businessman, so of course he’s an expert on business and economics.

Students Dump All Over Trump’s State Of The Union And It Hasn’t Even Happened Yet  Because they know what it has to be! HAS TO BE!

Frederica Wilson: Trump Doesn’t Deserve To Be Honored At SOTU  Well, actually, he’s the one giving the speech….

Michael Moore Rages Against Trump and Capitalism: They Are ‘Like Horror Films’  That’s funny, I was about to say the same thing about Michael Moore.

Wave of Kabul terror attacks ‘linked to Trump’s aid withdrawal’, say Afghan officials  ‘Linked to’ means ‘we want you to think that there’s a connection’.

Ana Navarro Likens Andrew McCabe Resignation To The Holocaust  Surely it’s even worse than that.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th January 2018

Michael Moore Goes On Rant Against ‘Malignant Narcissist’ Trump  Speaking of malignant narcissists….

Univision Smears Trump Tax Cuts

Khizr Khan Attacks ‘Clown Show’ Trump Administration’s ‘Racist Sentiments And Statements’

On CNN’s Van Jones Show, Jay-Z Calls Trump a Racist ‘Superbug’ Like Donald Sterling  I can think of fewer people more racist than Jay-Z. Maybe Van Jones.

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German Police Sue American Tourist for Calling Them Nazis

27th January 2018

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Heh.

Welcome to the land of No First Amendment, Professor. Please stay off the grass.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th January 2018

Scarborough Tries To Make Obstruction Case Against Trump And Fails Miserably  Maybe because there IS NO CRIME THERE.

Schumer Attacks Trump’s Treatment Of Illegal Immigrants — Sarah Sanders Shuts Him The Chuck Up

Eminem’s Psychosis Continues: White Rapper Now Claims A ‘Turd’ Would Be A Better President Than Trump  A white guy who wishes he was a black guy has some serious issues.

Media Report Shows CNN’s Biased Coverage Of Donald Trump Is Still In Full Swing

Celebs Unveil Grand Plans to ‘Resist’ Trump’s State of the Union  ‘Posture’ would be more accurate.

Nancy Pelosi: WH Immigration Plan Is A ‘Campaign To Make America White Again’

NYT Doomsday Clock Hysteria Finds ‘End of World’ Closer Due to Trump; Ignored It During Obama

New York Times Shows ‘Hard-Line’ Bias in Favor of Dreamers vs. ‘Draconian’ Trump

Three-quarters of ‘unintentional’ civilian deaths in Iraq and Syria have occurred during the Trump presidency  For which he is PERSONALLY responsible, because TRUMP! (Not included, of course, are all the intentional civilian deaths caused by jihadists, but he’s undoubtedly responsible for those, too, because TRUMP!)

Donald Trump can’t talk his way out of legal peril in the Robert Mueller investigation  Nor does he need to.

Chelsea Handler: White Women Voting For Trump ‘Made Me Sick To My Stomach’  Mission accomplished.

By Don Lemon’s Twisted Logic, Should We Blame MSNBC for Scalise Shooting?  Works for me.

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Democrat Congresswoman Calls ICE the Gestapo of America

27th January 2018

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No, the Gestapo of America are ATF, followed closely by EPA and OSHA.

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EU Business Leaders Are Happy With Trumponomics, and Other Notes From Davos

27th January 2018

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Funny how he wasn’t shunned and shamed at Davos as everybody in the DemLegHump Media were SURE he would be.

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15 Times Major Media Outlets Used a Statistic about Plastic Straws Based on Research by a 9-Year-Old

27th January 2018

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And this is not Doogie Houser we’re talkin’ about, either.

Has anyone investigated their ‘climate science’ claims?

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Celebrities to Don White Roses at Grammys in Protest of Sexual Harassment

25th January 2018

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Virtue Signalling at its finest. It doesn’t do a damned thing, but we’re all so ‘woke’ we can’t stand it.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th January 2018

Malala Yousafzai says men like Donald Trump should ‘think about their daughters and mothers’ when considering how to treat women  Except that there’s no evidence that Trump has anything to worry about, aside from Chattering Class talking points. Malala might want to do some thinking for herself for a change.

MSNBC’s Review of Trump Debut in Davos: ‘Uninformed,’ ‘Strange,’ ‘Nonsensical’  Because TRUMP! That says it all.

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FLASHBACK: 30 Years Ago Tonight, Dan Rather’s Failed, Fake News Ambush of Bush

25th January 2018

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Ol’ Dan is still around, his deficiencies having been swept under the run of the Memory Hole by his accomplices in the DemLegHump Media, kind of like the black sheep of the family who did a little time for possession but keeps showing up at family events.

His phrase ‘fake but accurate’ is the governing metaphor for the Fake News industry.

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Watergate Journalism: The Seeds of Our Discontent

24th January 2018

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The dog-whistle message received by young wannabe journalists was that they should take sides, as did the highly praised Post, wearing invisible jerseys while presenting themselves as objective arbiters of truth. As part of its long campaign reviling Nixon’s cover-up, the Post has perpetuated its own dishonest cover-up for these same 45 years.

Today’s media investment in partisanship and ‘fake news’ all comes from the Watergate era. Everybody who graduates from journalism school wants to be another Woodward/Bernstein.

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Joy Behar Calls Megyn Kelly A ‘B***h’

23rd January 2018

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Seems fair. I think Megyn Kelly’s a bitch, too.

And Joy Behar should certainly know from bitch.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd January 2018

Dem Senator Blames Trump For Dems Shutting Down The Government

Number of Anti-Muslim groups in US increased three-fold since Trump launched his Presidential campaign, say experts  And so, of course, it’s All His Fault. (I have an idea: How about Muslims stop blowing people up? Think that would have an effect on the number of anti-Muslim groups? I suspect it would.)

DACA latest: Chuck Schumer calls off Mexico border wall deal with Trump over Dreamers repeal  Guess he doesn’t want a deal after all. (Cue DemLegHump Media blaming this setback on Trump.)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

22nd January 2018

Greenfield Admits CNN Acts Like Trump Indictment ‘Imminent’ In Russia Probe  Although what he would be indicted for is unclear, since ‘collusion’ isn’t a crime.

Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ‘Fire and Fury’  Betcha he isn’t. One of the most tedious aspects of media derangement is the habit of assuming that some other person is going to do EXACTLY THE SAME THING that the writer would do in whatever circumstance is being discussed.

MSNBC Guest Compares Trump To George Wallace  I don’t suppose anybody reminded him that Wallace was a Democrat.

In the Trump Era, the New York Times Sunday Review Needs a Hug…or a Counselor

SAG Awards: Kristen Bell begins event with Melania Trump dig  Of course she did. The Hunt for Heretics and Sinners extends unto the third generation.

Bill Kristol: Trump’s Shutdown Behavior Is Too ‘Partisan’ And ‘Personal’  Watch Bill Kristof turn into a RINO before your very eyes.

Trump and Republicans a ‘Danger’ to Children and ‘Non-White People’  Well, don’t be a child or a non-white person and you’ll be fine. If I guy can ‘identify’ as a girl, surely a non-white person can identify as a white person. If you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, when you wish upon a star your dreams come true. Ask any Democrat.

Trump aides believe president suffers from ‘Defiance Disorder’ of doing whatever they tell him not to do, claims new book  They keep looking for some excuse to paint Trump as a robot. The fact that he has successfully run complex businesses for forty years just goes right over their head.

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Meghan McCain Wonders Why Ana Navarro Is Still a Republican

22nd January 2018

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IS Anna Navarro a Republican? You could have fooled me; I was sure she was a Democrat.

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Bernie Sanders Blames Koch Brothers for Government Shutdown

22nd January 2018

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Yup, theirs were the deciding votes.

When Bernie was a young lad, I wonder whether his mother told him that the Koch Brothers would get him if he wasn’t a good boy. It certainly seems that way.

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Inequality Gap: Growing Gulf Between Rich nd Poor Leaves 42 People With Same Wealth As World’s 3.7Bn Worst Off

22nd January 2018

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The assumption is that (a) you ought to care about this and (b) you ought to drop everything else and do something about this.

My immediate response to such articles, a favorite in the Modern Media, is ‘So what?’

Come to think of it, that’s also my immediate response to OH MY GOD GLOBAL WARMING WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

I’ll bet there’s a relationship there….

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MSNBC Likens Negotiating with GOP to Hostage Terror Situation

22nd January 2018

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I vote we shoot the hostages and go home. The only thing they can do is trash us in the media, and that’s happening already.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st January 2018

White supremacy still casts a shadow over the Trump presidency after a year of controversy  Mostly because the Chattering Class refuses to admit that there is no there, there.

Donald Trump has spent a quarter of his days as President at golf clubs, figures show  And has had the most successful Presidential year in my memory.

Women’s march: Thousands protest against Donald Trump’s ‘racism’ and ‘misogyny’  Proglodytes see it when they believe it.

Sadiq Khan compares Donald Trump’s language to ‘the rhetoric of Isis’  I guess he prefers ISIS. We could compare the rhetoric of Sadiq Khan to the rhetoric of Stalin, and find not a dime’s worth of difference.

The New Hitler inhumanely deports immigration activist / cocaine dealer to notorious hellhole Haiti after only 18 years of appeals

Trump is a ‘pathological liar,’ says Bernie Sanders  I guess he’s an expert, being a Democrat and all.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th January 2018

Rapper Cardi B Says Trump ‘Wishes Death’ On ‘Anybody Not White’  For which there is absolutely no evidence, just proglodyte talking points.

Hatred of Trump jeopardizes U.S. World Cup 

Mayor willing to ‘go to jail’ to protest Trump immigration policies  The world is full of posers.

Trump may not be able to keep Steve Bannon from telling all to Robert Mueller  Except he’s got nothing to tell

One year into Trump’s presidency, is the Russia probe what will bring him down?  Nope. No crime there. But it might stiff Hillary.

Inauguration Anniversary: The Most Obnoxious Attacks on Trump

Donald Trump blamed for shutdown exactly one year after he took office  Of course, the Democrats were responsible for any ‘shutdown’ (which isn’t, really), but inevitably Trump gets blamed.

I visited El Paso this week and learned a lot about Donald Trump’s border wall  Notice how it’s ‘Donald Trump’s border wall’ even though he’s not responsible for a single foot of it.

Get Out director Jordan Peele: ‘Donald Trump is a racist’  Virtue-signaling is a reality-unrelated game that any number can play — and do.

What are the odds of Trump surviving 2018 in office?  100%, except in the rich fantasy lives of the Chattering Class.

After one year of Donald Trump, his approval rating still seems worryingly high  A Voice of the Crust sounds the alarm.

Donald Trump’s controversy-ridden first year has opened door for Democrats to retake control of Congress  Yeah, Trump winning somehow makes it easier to elect Democrats. These people are insane.

Liberals Are Scrambling To Attack Trump For Keeping National Parks Open  How dare he make the government ‘shutdown’ hurt less than Democrats want it to! Who does he think he is, the President?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th January 2018

New York Times Psychiatrist Calls for New Law to Prevent Trump From Nuking Us All  The inmates are running the asylum ..  or trying to. My understanding is that this sort of thing counts as malpractice for a psychiatrist.

PBS/NPR Poll Finds Trump’s First Year a ‘Failure’, NPR Exaggerates It  My, what a surprise.

Angered by the President’s perceived racism, sportspeople were the face of the resistance in 2017  They can’t really say ‘his racism’ because they have absolutely no evidence of that, so they take refuge in the weasel-phrase ‘perceived racism’.

Clinton Financier Whines After Congress Nixes Trump Impeachment Bill

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CNN’s Acosta: It Will Take ‘Dead Journalists on the Highway’ to Shake Off Trump ‘Spell’

18th January 2018

Read it.

I don’t have a problem with that.

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Joy Reid Does Some Fake News

18th January 2018

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Several journalists and liberal activists criticized National Review author David French for allegedly consoling conservatives that if there was an attack on a U.S. city, at least only liberals would die.

The outrage obscured the fact that National Review never mentioned anything about politics, and hardly could be interpreted as consolation to conservatives.

The firestorm started after Newsweek posted a write-up of French’s article claiming the conservative National Review “is telling its readers not to worry about a potential nuclear strike because they live in America’s suburbs and countryside.” That article was reposted by Raw Story, which then made the rounds through liberal Twitter.

MSNBC host Joy-Ann Reid found the Newsweek post and expanded the accusations, summarizing French’s thesis with a fabricated quote to her 1 million followers.

“We have truly entered the age of insanity when the conservative argument in favor of risking nuclear war is, ‘don’t worry, it will only kill Democrats and minorities.’ Shame on you, @DavidAFrench,” Reid said in a now deleted tweet.

She could just have said ‘We been wrong’ and left it at that.

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UK Independent: Murders by White Supremacists in US More Than Doubled in 2017

18th January 2018

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Murders committed by white supremacists more than doubled in the US last year, accounting for the majority of extremist killings, according to a report.

Far-right radicals were responsible for 20 of the 34 extremist murders in 2017, said the Anti-Defamation League (ADL).

Eighteen of those were carried out by white supremacists, who killed twice as many people as Islamic fundamentalists, the civil rights group’s Centre on Extremism said.

Eighteen. For the entire United States. Wow. What a crime wave.

Compare this to the murder rate in the city of Chicago: 650 in 2017, many of them black people shooting black people.

The deadliest extremist attack of 2016, however, was linked to Islamic extremism. Sayfullo Saipov, the man accused of killing eight people with a truck in New York in November, is said to have had connections to Isis.

But that didn’t rate mention in the headline, maybe because murders by Muslims aren’t really news.

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Bernie Sanders: It’s ‘Unspeakable’ That Illegal Immigrants Might Be Deported

17th January 2018

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It’s called obeying the law, Bernie. Something you would know nothing about.

You’re a Senator — if you don’t like it, work to change it, rather than just jacking your jaw.

If it’s unspeakable, then shut up about it.

 

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Vegans Warned About Choosing Products Linked to Companies That Also Trade in ‘Animal Exploitation’

16th January 2018

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It’s not enough to be a vegetarian, it’s not even enough to be obnoxious about it, one is obliged to join in the Hunt for Heretics and Sinners lest one be castigated as One Of Them.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th January 2018

MSNBC Panel Claims Trump Doesn’t Care About Hawaii Since They Voted Against Him

NYT Officially Designates Trump A Racist, And Nobody Cares

Scarborough Accuses GOP Senators Cotton And Perdue Of ‘Lying’ For ‘Racist’ President  Except, of course, that there is no actual evidence that Trump is racist. It’s just a proglodyte talking point.

NY Times ‘News’ Story Goes All Out on Trump ‘Racism’: ‘America Prefers White People’  And the New York Times does not. That’s it in a nutshell.

The New York Times List Of Donald Trump’s “Racist” Quotes Is Garbage  ‘In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s efforts to bring black and white America together, the New York Times has chosen to stoke arguments over race by amassing a collection of allegedly racist quotes by Donald Trump. The piece is titled: Donald Trump’s Racism:The Definitive List. In many places, the alleged examples of racism are dishonest and absurd. Time and time again, truthful statements by Trump are deemed to be “racist.” It’s shoddy work, and the Times ought to be deeply ashamed.’

Joe Scarborough: Trump Wants To ‘Keep Out People Who Are Not White’  For which, of course, there is no actual evidence, merely proglodyte talking points.

CBS’s Garrett Preemptively Blames Trump and GOP ‘Hardliners’ for Shutdown  Laying the groundwork for the Narrative, like good proglodytes.

Donald Trump condemned by pastor during sermon while Mike Pence ‘sits in pews red-faced’  It’s not enough these days to dislike somebody, you have to insult them publicly in front of their friends. That’s proglodyte manners.

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NYT’s Krugman: Conservatives Complaining About Liberal Bias ‘Embrace Ignorance’ ‘Bigotry’

16th January 2018

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This is the Nobel Laureate in Economics who predicted a stock market crash if Trump were elected.

Makes you wonder what the Swedes were thinking. Oh, wait….

In any event, Krugman has been a parrot for the Crustian Narrative since he first got his name in print.

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Puerto Rico’s Biggest Newspaper Prints Column Blaming “The Jew” for Country’s Post-Hurricane Problems

15th January 2018

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I guess they got tired of blaming Trump.

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Associated Press: People Don’t Trust the Media, But We Can’t Figure Out Why

15th January 2018

John Hinderacker of PowerLine documents a ‘You can’t make this stuff up’ moment.

Many would say that we are a year into the liberal press’s fact-bending, Trump-bashing orgy. But that doesn’t seem to occur to the AP. This is one of those articles where the AP quotes six or eight seemingly random people from across the country. You always wonder how they come up with “truck driver Chris Gromek,” “Democrat Kathy Tibbits of Tahlequah, Oklahoma,” “Victoria Steel, 50, of Cheyenne, Wyoming,” and so on. This article’s cast of characters seems reasonably well-balanced, but the AP’s commentary isn’t.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th January 2018

Labour’s Emily Thornberry brands Donald Trump a ‘racist’ who does not understand trade deals  I’d put my confidence in somebody who does deals for a living over a socialist who pretends to understand ‘trade’ but only understands socialist dogma on trade.

CNN’s King Slams Trump as a ‘Racist’ With a ‘Horrible Dark Reflex’  More reflexive trash-talk. There is no evidence that Trump might be a racist other than the delusional tea-leaf readings on the Left.

Rand Paul Has One Simple Rebuttal For Dems Calling Trump Racist  ‘“You can’t have an immigration compromise if everyone is out there calling the president a racist,” he said. “They’re actually destroying the setting… in which anything meaningful can happen on immigration.”’ Democrats are destroying any chance of getting what they want by spending their time scooping up Proglodyte Pokemon Points.

Maxine Waters: Republicans Will All ‘Pay A Price’ For Not Being Against Trump Scene: Kindergarten Recess Maxine Waters: ‘You’ll be sorry! Just wait!’

Palestinian leader denounces Donald Trump’s diplomacy as ‘slap of the century’  Like being called ugly by a toad.

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