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What’s the News Across the Nation?

21st February 2018

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Colbert: ‘Until We Do Something About Guns, You Can’t Vote if You’re Over Eighteen’

21st February 2018

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Colbert is sort of a Gold Standard for how stupid left-wingers can be. There is no opinion too silly for him to promote.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th February 2018

CNN’s Stelter Contrasts Unifying Winfrey with Divisive Trump  Trump isn’t divisive; it’s the Trump-haters who are divisive. The only thing that Winfrey unifies is the group of people who want to find goodies under their seat. (The perfect Democrat candidate….)

CNN Reporter Literally Goes Dumpster Diving For Collusion Evidence In St. Petersburg  It’s GOT to be here SOMEWHERE.

Donald Trump ranked worst president in US history by nearly 200 political scientists  And in 100 years they’re all going to look like the partisal political hacks that they are.

The Flawed Nationalism of Donald Trump  This approach would be more convincing if publications like the Atlantic (and the people who write for them) didn’t believe that all nationalism is flawed, and any nationalism that points to America is positively evil.

Is Trump the Worst President Ever?  John Hinderaker fisks this traditional Lefty anti-Republican trope.

Donald Trump criticised for ‘playing golf’ while Florida shooting victims funerals took place nearby  As if his not playing golf would have avoided the usual criticism.

WashPost: Abused Wife in Democrat Candidate School Saw ‘Ugly Parallels In Trump’  I saw ugly parallels to Mugabe in Obama, too. So what?

Joe Scarborough: Attacking Trump Is ‘What We Do’  That’s pretty obvious.

Trump presidency is ‘code red’ level threat to US democracy, says Thomas Friedman  Journalistic hysteria.

Donald Trump is flailing like never before thanks to Robert Mueller – and a coalition of angry high school students  Apparently wishing will make it so.

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NOAA Caught “Cooking the Books” Again, This Time by Erasing a Record Cold Snap

20th February 2018

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If you don’t like the evidence you find, find some evidence you like.

That’s climate change!

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Symone Sanders Shocks CNN Panel by Insinuating FBI Didn’t Stop Shooting BECAUSE Cruz Was White Supremacist

19th February 2018

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These people are genuinely insane. They get paid to say this crap.

I’m glad to see Bill Kristol has wound up on CNN, where he apparently belongs.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th February 2018

They’re Joking, Right? NPR Game Show Says Trump’s Slashing Medicare, Medicaid  It MUST be true,  because TRUMP!

Scarborough Speaks For Shooting Victims And Uses Their Suffering To Bash Trump  On Planet Scarborough, a thing is of interest only insofar as it can be used to bash Trump.

The Media Attacked Trump For Smiling In Photos With Shooting Victims – Obama Did The Same

Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty Compares Russian Trolling to Pearl Harbor Attack  If they want to get rid of Trump, they have to gin up a crisis.

WashPost Column Blames ‘Word-Abusing’ Trump for NBC’s Flubs at the Olympics  Uh-huh.

Anti-Gun Students Hold ‘Lie-In’ Outside White House  Somehow it’s Trump’s fault that their community produced a nutcase who shot up a school. I’d love to know what they think he can do about that, and why they think that it’s the job of the President of the United States to solve their problems.

Russia and Trump campaign may still have colluded, suggests top Democrat  I THINK it can, I THINK it can….

Washington Post Claims Last Week’s Indictments Destroy Trump’s Denial Of Collusion  Huh?

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Liberal Harvard Law Prof Wants to Lower Voting Age to 16

19th February 2018

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Lawrence Tribe, advancing into senility and realizing that he’s never going to get on the Supreme Court, has found out that teenagers actually buy the BS that the Democrats are selling.

I’m surprised that he can even read that with a straight face, much less tweet it. Teens between 14 and 18 are responsible for most of the stupid things that occur in schools and in urban gangs. (Of course, none of those deviants make it to Harvard, so Tribe would never have encountered them.)

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US Teens Can’t Figure Out Whether to March, Lay Down, or Walkout Over Florida Shooting

19th February 2018

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What’s a progressive to do?

Two words: Home School.

(One question that is never asked: Will it prevent such things in the future? Because that’s not What It’s All About.)

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ABC: ‘Best and Brightest’ Teens Putting ‘Pressure’ on Trump to ‘Make Gun Reform a Reality’

19th February 2018

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This is like saying that butterflies are putting pressure on an elephant. It is doubtful that the elephant even notices.

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Bill Gates Says He and Other Rich People Should Pay ‘Significantly Higher’ Taxes

19th February 2018

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Nothing stands in your way, Bill. You’ve got a pen and a check book. Start writing.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th February 2018

Dem Congressman Calls Trump ‘A Psychopath’ Over School Shooting Remarks  More psychic psychiatrist illusion.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th February 2018

Can’t Let It Go: CNN Hung Up on Collusion Despite Mueller Indictments

Trump Skipping Golf To Honor Victims Of Florida Shooting  Not that he’ll get any credit for it.

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Women’s March Staging Nationwide ‘School Walkout’ To Protest School Shootings

17th February 2018

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Well, if the kids aren’t in school, then there won’t be any ‘school massacres’.

Maybe that’s God giving us a hint.

I’m SURE future school shooters will be swayed by this protest. Just SURE. (Unfortunately, that’s all they know how to do.)

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White Supremacist Mass Murderer? Oops, Never Mind

17th February 2018

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When some goofy member of a white supremacist group–by the way, if you ever encounter a white supremacist, please hang on to him and give me a call, I’ve never met one–told news outlets that mass murderer Nikolas Cruz was a member of his organization, Democratic Party media jumped all over it. It was reported as fact, even thought there was no confirmation whatsoever that it was true.

The Associated Press was one Democratic Party organization that hurried to associate Cruz with “white supremacists,” in furtherance of its agenda. Now the AP has recanted:

A white nationalist appears to have lied to The Associated Press and other news organizations when he claimed that Florida school-shooting suspect Nikolas Cruz was a member of his obscure group.

Law enforcement officials have said they didn’t have any evidence to support the claim that Republic of Florida leader Jordan Jereb made in interviews with several news organizations.

“Too good to check” is the central principle of Democratic Party journalism. It would be hard to read a newspaper today, without absorbing false articles that liberal reporters preferred not to verify.

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Nicolle Wallace: ‘Let’s Be Honest’ Only Talking About Shooting Because Victims Were ‘White’

16th February 2018

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Correction: We’re only talking about this shooting because the SHOOTER was white.

This many young blacks get gunned down every week in Chicago and other Democrat-run cities … but it’s by other young blacks, so nobody dares mention it lest they be charged with the ThoughtCrime of Noticing.

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Ted Cruz Did a 15 Minute Interview With CNN – They Aired None of It, Then Attacked Him for Not Coming On-Air

16th February 2018

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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CNN’s Primetime Ratings Drop 30 Percent From Same Time Last Year

16th February 2018

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Gee, I wonder why.

Maybe it’s all the lies?

Naw, that can’t be it.

Is puzzle.

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Jimmy Kimmel Blames Trump, GOP After School Shooting: ‘You’re Obviously Mentally Ill’

16th February 2018

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Who knew that Kimmel was a licenses psychiatrist? Oh, wait, he isn’t.

Well, then, he must have studied psychology. Oh, wait, he didn’t.

Must be another instance of what Scott Adams calls the ‘psychic psychiatrist illusion.’

He’s supposedly a comedian, but I have yet to see it reported that he’s said something funny.

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The Young Turks Insists the NRA, Conservatives ‘Hate’ Cops

16th February 2018

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That would certainly explain why so many cops belong to the NRA, and why ‘conservatives’ are so eager to defend cops against slander by, say, Black Lives Matter.

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Florida School Shooting: Students Emerge as Powerful New Voice Calling Adults to Account on Gun Control

16th February 2018

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Actually, no, they don’t. They’re still preaching from the same old proglodyte playbook.

What is being celebrated here is the passing of the ideological baton to a younger generation of brain-laundry graduates. The article is for the purpose of reassuring the Chattering Class that they’re on the ‘right side of history’.

The ‘adults’ being ‘called to account’ aren’t the people pushing gun control — in what region of The Press is that message not dominant? — but rather the ‘adults’ opposing ‘gun control’ … although the pro-gun-control people never seem to get around to telling us why somebody might possibly think it reasonable to oppose ‘gun control’; they’re just Heretics and Sinners who must be burned at the stake.

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Washington Post Thrashes Media for Pushing ‘Flat Wrong’ Shooting Stat

15th February 2018

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Pretty bad when even  a major Voice of the Crust thinks you got it wrong.

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Not ‘Staying Silent’: CBS Cheers Gay Olympian ‘Pioneer’ Slamming Trump Administration

15th February 2018

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Nothing could be more pedestrian than a gay person, Olympian or otherwise, ‘slamming’ the Trump administration. This is not being a ‘pioneer’, but being a tag-along. Proglodytes have gone from ‘speaking truth to power’ to ‘speaking clichés to the whipping boy’. The witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners must ever be stoked by moral preening and posing.

You will notice that the focus is on Mike Pence, and the reason for that is that they know as well as we do that Trump doesn’t give a shit whether a person is gay or not. Every attempt to portray Trump as ‘anti-gay’ falls to the ground in the face of the total lack of any evidence; you might as well say that Santa Claus is anti-broccholi.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th February 2018

Mueller Investigation Is Pressuring Trump Toward ‘Pushing The Nuclear Button,’ Mental Health Expert Says  Another case of psychic psychiatry, in which a person who has never met or talked to Trump feels free to engage in medical diagnosis.

Florida shooting: Parkland school student calls Donald Trump a ‘piece of s***’ over tweet of condolence  There’s no pleasing some people.

CNN Trashes Trump Response to Shooting: ‘That’s a Dumb Thing He Just Put Out’

Pot, Meet Kettle: NPR Talks Up ‘Epidemic’ of Team Trump Sexual Assault  Trying to distract attention from Harvey Weinstein and his Democrat running mates.

Media Push Discredited Myth That Trump Urged Execution of Innocent Teens  Of course! He MUST have! Because Trump!

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MSNBC Touts Pro-Abortion Dem Declaring: ‘Our Babies Are Being Slaughtered’

15th February 2018

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It’s For the Children — but only after they’re actually born.

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Angry Celebs Tweet Blame at the NRA, Conservatives for Florida HS Shooting

15th February 2018

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As Trey Goudy said, ‘Show me the law that will be guaranteed to stop this sort of thing, and I’ll push it.’ But there is no such law.

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Sen. Nelson Incorrectly Claims Florida High School Shooter Used Automatic Weapon

15th February 2018

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Perhaps there ought to be a qualifying test for public office.

Maybe an IQ test as well, although that would bar most members of the Congressional Racist Caucus.

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MSNBC’s Scarborough Labels Opponents Of Gun Control ‘Domestic Terrorist Enablers’ And ‘Useful Idiots’

15th February 2018

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If they’re looking for ‘domestic terrorism enablers’, how about the people who want to import huge numbers of Muslims and other inhabitants of ‘shit-hole’ countries? I suspect Joe and Mika are among their number.

When it comes to ‘useful idiots’, you can’t include Joe and Mika, who are unuseful idiots.

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Florida Shooting Victim’s Mother Laments Another School Massacre: ‘Something has got to change’

15th February 2018

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One nut job, and somehow it’s all the fault of ‘the country’. No, lady, it’s not the country’s fault. It’s the fault of one guy. If you’re worried about it, homeschool your kids.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th February 2018

MSNBC Analyst: America Has Never Had Someone So ‘Intellectually, Morally, Temperamentally’ Unfit As President  Oh, I think Obama and Carter would serve as counter-examples.

CNN Runs Entire Segment On How Trump Says The Word ‘Stupid’  Evidently he has a lot of stupid to deal with, including CNN.

The Predictable Disasters That Unfold from the White House’s Hiring Decisions  Predictable, that is, if you hate Trump. Funny how, of all the ‘predictable disasters’, very few are happening (although the few that happen  are endlessly touted in The Press.) I don’t recall these ‘predictable disaster’ articles during Obama’s tenure, even from National Review, although his ‘hiring decisions’ were far worse.

Donald Trump’s richest campaign donors lose $12bn as stock market falls  Apparently the only thing that makes news interesting is whether or not it hurts Trump.

MSNBC: Trump ‘Doesn’t Give A Damn’ About The Poor  Common proglodyte trope, automatically applied to Republicans and other Heretics/Sinners, not really specific to Trump.

Bizarre: ABC Links Florida Shooting to Trump in ‘Turmoil’ Over Rob Porter Scandal

Compare MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Accuses Trump Of Exploiting Florida High School Shooting with Democrats Blame Republicans, Demand Gun Control After Florida School Shooting

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Pretending Our Way to Decline

14th February 2018

Paul Mirengoff at Powerline is delightfully dyspeptic today.

I had hoped that the idiotic left-wing outrage at Attorney General Sessions’ use of the term “Anglo-American law enforcement” would dissipate without making it into mainstream discussion. The fact that former President Obama has referred to the Anglo-American nature of our justice system seemed to support my hope.

No such luck. This morning, I heard NPR pretend there is a legitimate racism story here. So did ABC Newsand the New York Daily News. (To its credit, the Washington Post countered by trying in two stories to set the record straight).

Accordingly, I must reluctantly agree with Charles Cooke’s take on this pseudo-controversy: “We’re screwed.”

We’re screwed as a polity if we must pretend that our system of law isn’t what it actually is — Anglo-American — lest we be accused of racism.

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NBA Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich: ‘We Live In a Racist Country’

13th February 2018

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Yeah, only twelve of his seventeen players are black.

Obviously they’re under-represented and being Held Down By The Man.

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NYT’s Bari Weiss Doubles Down on False Tweet Congratulating U.S. Olympian as ‘Immigrant’ 261 Shares

13th February 2018

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New York Times Opinion editor and frequent guest on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, Bari Weiss drew the ire of both the left and right Monday after she tried to score a political point using false information.

Weiss tweeted out praise for U.S. skater, Mirai Nagasu, who made history this week by becoming the first female U.S. Olympian to land a triple axel. Weiss congratulated Nagasu by touting, “immigrants get the job done.”

Problem is, Nagasu is not an immigrant–she was born and raised in California.

Apparently, like the proglodyte straw man of the ‘white supremacist’, she assumed that somebody with a non-vanilla-American name is necessarily an immigrant. Oops.

Weiss twisted herself into a pretzel trying to explain that by congratulating Nagasu as an “immigrant”, she was referring to her parent’s Japanese heritage.

Not sure how this differs from a person believing that any non-white ancestor makes somebody a Negro. (Can you say ‘racist’? I’m sure you won’t be allowed to.)

This goes to the heart of the proglodyte trope that ‘we’re all immigrants’. No, we’re not all immigrants.

I was born here; I am not an immigrant. My parents were born here; they are not immigrants. My grandparents were born here; they are not immigrants. I know of one great-grandparent who came from Ireland, but the other seven were not immigrants. The fact that almost all of my ancestors came from somewhere else at some point IS NOT PROOF that I am IN ANY WAY an ‘immigrant’, proglodyte fantasies to the contrary notwithstanding. This is the sort of perversion of the language that gives us ‘gay marriage’ and ‘gender identity’ and other attempts to corrupt thought by corrupting the language. Resist it, steadfast in the faith.

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Family-Breakdown Denialists

13th February 2018

Kay Hymowitz speaks truth to glower.

This weekend, in a New York Times op-ed entitled “Single Mothers Are Not the Problem,” three sociologists argue that reducing single motherhood would not significantly lower poverty rates in the United States. If we were really serious about alleviating poverty, they maintain, we would introduce “generous social policies” more in line with those in other rich democracies.

It’s a textbook example of social science as advocacy, which is not to say that the study on which the Times piece was based, due to appear in the prestigious American Journal of Sociology, is fake news. The authors show that as a percentage of all households, single-mother homes have declined since 1980. Those low numbers—in 2013, only 8.8 percent of Americans lived in single-mother homes, down from 10.5 percent in 1980—mean that further reducing such households wouldn’t have much impact on national poverty rates. They also argue that single motherhood is a less useful predictor of poverty than low levels of education, unemployment, and “forming households at young ages.”

But by using the metric of “households,” lead researcher David Brady and his coauthors camouflage the primary reason that family scholars have gotten so hot and bothered about single motherhood: the children. Yes, the percentage of single-mother households has declined; that’s largely an artifact of demographic changes that have increased the overall number of households. Those changes, including mass immigration, later marriage, and more people living alone, are largely irrelevant to the well-being of American children. But during the same decades that the authors show the rate of single-parent households declining, the percentage of children living with a single mother tripled.

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Sea levels ‘could be rising a centimetre a year’ by 2100, say scientists

13th February 2018

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‘Could’. That magic word. They would rise quite a bit if an asteroid hit the earth. If.

I’ll believe that the sea levels are actually rising when property in Malibu drops in price.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

12th February 2018

Trump’s budget hits poor Americans the hardest  Yeah, the deficit isn’t big enough. We don’t owe enough money yet.

Is Trump scaring away people who would stand in his way?  I certainly hope so.

ABC Panelist: To Work in White House You Must ‘Degrade Your Humanity’ and ‘Your Very Being’  And you don’t even get fries with that.

Immigrant Gang Attacks in Sweden Escalate Wins the Dan Rather ‘fake but accurate’ award.

‘Homeland’ Season Premiere Takes on ‘Paranoid,’ ‘Fascist’ President  And won’t tell the truth that it would more likely be a Democrat like Obama.

Robert De Niro Promises America Will ‘Eventually Cure Itself’ Of Donald Trump  In, oh, about 2024. I can wait.

MSNBC Assures Leftist: ‘We’re on the Same Side’ Against ‘Racist’ Trump  Of course, there’s no actual evidence that Turmp is a racist, but a good lie will serve the Narrative.

Head Of CPB Claims Trump Cutting PBS Funding Could Kill People But only the ‘right’ people.

NYT Reporter: President Trump’s ‘Hostility’ Toward Hispanics Explains Decline in Flu Shots  See whether you can untangle this one.

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Tom Steyer Triples Down on Obsession With Painting Trump as an Insane Madman

12th February 2018

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Well, it keeps him off the streets.

This guy strikes me as someone who’s wealth ought to be re-distributed.

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Sea Levels Are Surging at Faster and Faster Rates as Antarctica and Greenland Melt, Satellite Data Reveals

12th February 2018

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I guess that’s why those piss-ant islands in the Pacific are getting bigger.

I’ll believe that sea levels are rising when land prices in Malibu start going down. Not before.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th February 2018

PBS Analyst Compares Trump White House to Communist East Berlin  You can’t make this stuff up.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th February 2018

Nicolle Wallace Claims Trump ‘Doesn’t Even Want to Know’ About ‘Threats To The Nation’  Amazing how many ‘jorunalists’ appear to have missed their calling as TV psychics.

‘Pillar of the community’ business owner deported after nearly 40 years under Trump’s immigration policy  Really? He’s been under ‘Trump’s immigration policy’ for 40 years? I’m impressed,

CNN, MSNBC Push Myth Trump Urged Death Penalty for Innocent Black Teens

Rutenberg Pens Essay on NYT’s Brave War on Trump; Mocks ‘Lies’ of Swift Boat Vets

US intelligence ‘paid $100,000 to Russian who claimed to have compromising information on Trump but failed to provide it’  Gonna catch that red dot!

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Is your software racist?

10th February 2018

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ThoughtCrime among the machines. Does your AlGore-ithm love Big Brother.

From Politico, naturally.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th February 2018

Trump Maligned as Mad ‘Dictator’ by Estrella TV  You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

ABC Blames Trump Tax Cuts for Dow Plunging Twice in One Week  Tax cuts make the stock market go down … apparently journalists are ignorant of economics, too.

Joe Concha: Media’s Trump Anger Mostly ‘Performance Art at This Point’  And pretty bad performance art, too.

Environmentalists Are Trying To Keep The Eagles From Visiting The White House  Everything is political.

CNN’s Van Jones to Conan O’Brien: President Trump ‘Is a Joke’  And yet I don’t hear him laughing. Jones, that is; Trump has all the laughs he can handle.

Trump Blamed For ‘Black Panther’ Not Having A Perfect Rotten Tomatoes Rating  He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.

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GMA Gushes Over ‘Relentless’ ‘Lifelong Crusader’ Feminist Attorney Gloria Allred

9th February 2018

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I guess that now F. Lee Baily has been everywhere disbarred there’s an open ecological niche.

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Pompous Stephen Colbert Claims His Liberal Comedy Will Make You ‘Think’

9th February 2018

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Indeed — it will make you think that you have better things to do than watch television.

It will also make you think that Colbert is a dick, but most right-thinking people already do, so that’s not news.

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Salon’s Article Bashing the Bible for Bad Writing Was So Poorly Written They Retracted It

8th February 2018

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Left-wing website Salon retracted an article titled “Why is the Bible so badly written?” Thursday because it was too poorly written to meet their editorial standards.

The news outlet came under fire on social media after publishing the article Thursday morning, in which the author Valerie Tarico claimed the Bible is littered with “awkward constructions” and “weak character development.” Salon shirked responsibility for the piece by claiming it had been republished to Salon.com from a partner website.

 

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Earth Has Lost Half of Its Wildlife in The Past 40 Years, Says WWF

8th February 2018

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Perhaps it’s just not looking in the right place.

Try under the street lamp. The light is much better there.

From HEADLINES YOU WILL NEVER SEE: ‘WWF says we have more wildlife than we require.’

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‘Coming out isn’t as easy as you think for a LGBT person of colour’

8th February 2018

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The narrowness of white, corporatised, homonormative queerness does not and cannot represent the needs and interests of all queer people, and is invested, instead, in making the movement palatable for the very people opposed to it.

I am not making this up.

I wish I were.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th February 2018

Joe Biden Calls Trump ‘A Joke’ In New Interview  Coming from the most complete joke in the Democrat party, that’s pretty ironic.

MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace: Trump Is A ‘Hamburger-Eating, Zamboni-Riding Loon’  Where these people get their fantasies is a complete puzzle.

Stephen Colbert tells Trump he’s too chicken to meet with Mueller  When Colbert actually hits puberty it’s going to come as a great shock.

Trump supporters share more fake news than anyone else, study shows  They must have ignored the TV and Facebook. The ‘survey’ was ‘coded’ by academics — I’d like to see what they thought of as ‘fake news’.

CNN’s John Kirby Trashes Trump’s Military Parade As ‘Beneath Us’ The thing about Trump trolling for sleaze bags s that he always finds them.

CNN Fearmongering: Trump Wants Military Parade Like ‘North Korea’  Except that ‘journalists’ would see a Boy Scout troop as ‘like North Korea’.

Media And Dems Compare Trump’s Military Parade To North Korea  One of these days, they’re gonna catch that red dot, just see if they don’t.

Carl Bernstein Compares Trump to McCarthy, Calls Him ‘Authoritarian Demagogue’  No, that was Obama.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

6th February 2018

Dem Senator On Trump: ‘Maybe He’s Been Watching Too Much North Korean Television’  Well, there’s less fake news there than on CNN or MSNBC.

Brzezinski Tells The President: ‘Please, For The Love Of God, Stop Talking’  I’m sure he feels the same way about her — as do I. I have this fantasy of him being about to wall her up in a cellar, but that’s probably to Poe.

Scarborough: Trump Calling Dems ‘Treasonous’ Could Inspire Violence  Like the attempt by a Trump-hater to massacre Republicans legislators, that kind of violence?

Stephanopoulos Defends Democrats, Desperately Tries to Connect Trump to Page  He’s just more obvious than most.

Joe Scarborough Manages To Contradict Himself In Under 2 Minutes, Can’t Decide Whether Trump Destroyed Or Helped The Economy   I can see where he would have a problem with that.

CNN Panelists: Trump is ‘Unpresidential’, ‘Whiny and Weak’  And yet he keeps winning — and your ratings keep dropping. How do you account for that? (Having CNN call you ‘whiny’ is like being called ugly by a frog.)

Joe Scarborough Tries To Goad Trump Into Talking With Bob Mueller  The fantasy here is that Trump pays any attention to Joe Scarborough, any more than Churchill paid any attention to Lord Haw-Haw.

CNN’s Karem Melts Down, Claims Trump Believs ‘Every Immigrant in this Country’ Is ‘A Killer’  Deep in that old proglodyte fantasy world.

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Justin Trudeau Interrupts a Woman to Mansplain ‘Mankind’

6th February 2018

Read it.

Justin Trudeau knows how to virtue-signal and mansplain at the same time.

But, like Bill Clinton’s sexual harassment, he’s a Servant of the Narrative so he gets a pass.

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The Stock Market

6th February 2018

Odd how all the people were saying that the good stock market was due to Obama now say that the stock market drop is due to Trump.

I wish they’d make up their minds.

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