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Prof Alleges Video Games Are Toxic Because They Encourage Competition and Meritocracy

20th March 2018

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That flapping sound you hear is chickens coming home to roost.

This is the final stage of the natural bias of proglodytes toward equality of condition. Proglodytes have given lip-service to ‘merit’ until now, but they are beginning to realize that ‘merit’ fundamentally means that sometimes Deplorables are going to win out over Fashionable Victim Groups, and this they cannot allow. The War on Competition has produced, in addition to creeping socialism, such dreck as ‘participation trophies’; the War on Meritocracy is next up. ‘When everyone is Somebody then no one’s anybody.’

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Broadway Liberals Debut Song to Push Gun Control

20th March 2018

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I am reminded of the Tom Lerer lyric: ‘They may have won all the battles/But we had all the good songs!’

I doubt that it is a good idea to take public policy advice from people who impersonate other people for a living.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th March 2018

Colbert’s Anti-Trump Cartoon Mocks: ‘Pence Is So Poor, He Believes in God’  One would hope all these TV personalities who wouldn’t have a career without Trump to bash at least send him a fruit basket for Christmas or something.

John Oliver releases children’s book about Mike Pence’s gay rabbit  Makes you wonder what these people would do if they actually had to work for a living.

Trump’s Anti-Speech Agenda Gets a Boost From the Left: New at Reason  tReason magazine specializes in being wrong from both directions.

The truth behind Donald Trump’s error-filled tweets on Russia election ‘meddling’  What are the odds of a British newspaperman knowing ‘the truth’ about anything having go do with Trump?

People think Donald Trump talks more rubbish than any other celebrity  What ‘people’ are those? Why, the handful we talked to on the way to the office this morning. That’s always been recognized as statistically significant.

Opioid crisis: Donald Trump’s call for death penalty in drug dealing cases dubbed ‘cynical’  By whom? They never get around to saying.

Stephanie Ruhle Accuses Sean Hannity Of Dark Agenda After Mocking His Appearance On ‘Fox & Friends’  As if they didn’t have an opposite agenda.

 

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Alternet: Brain Damage May Explain Religious Conservatives

19th March 2018

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Progressives, ever-ready to congratulate themselves on their “curiosity, creativity, and open-mindedness,” are curiously quick to grasp at psychological and medical diagnoses to explain the existence of opinions they don’t share.

Just recently, Slate told us that conservative gun users are sexually repressed and lacking empathy. Not to be outdone, the unhinged lefty site Alternet Friday published an article asserting that there is scientific evidence linking religious fundamentalists and conservatives to brain damage.(It came too late to help Joy Behar, who finally apologized on Thursday for calling Mike Pence and other believing Christians mentally ill.)

I should think it would rather be the people who deny reality (e.g. you can pick whether you want to be a man or a woman today) who would be suspected of brain damage.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th March 2018

Cruel, and Usual Punishment: Bill Maher ‘Cruelly Mocks’ Donald Trump Jr.’s Divorce Like being called ugly by a frog.

Kurt Eichenwald Has Bizarre Meltdown, Calls Trump ‘A Criminal And Former Drug Addict’  I guess he couldn’t spell ‘poopyhead’.

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Parkland’s David Hogg: ‘What If Our Politicians Weren’t the B**** Of The NRA?’

17th March 2018

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My question is, what if David Hogg weren’t the bitch of the Democrat party? He’s already got the Democrat appratchik Bitter Beer Face down pat.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th March 2018

Jim Acosta Gets Fake News’d Into Another Dimension By Trump-Supporting Internet Troll, Baked Alaska

Chris Cuomo: Trump Is Comfortable With ‘Truth Abuse’  But not as comfortable with it as Chris Cuomo.

Steyer’s Impeach Trump Campaign Scrounges For Support On Long Road Trip  I like his shirt. He is, indeed, a dreamer.

‘Morning Joe’ Praying For Stormy Daniels To Blow Trump Out Of The White House  Even if it were true, nobody would care.

CNN Asks Senator: Will You Warn Dems Not to be ‘Obsessed’ With Trump?  Doubtful.

‘View’ Touts Porn Star Suing Trump as Feminist Hero: ‘Refuses to Be Shut Up, Refuses to Be Silent!’  Refuses to pass up an attempt to cash in on TDS and her fifteen minutes of fame.

‘America’s Conscience’: Kimmel Hopes for Trump Sex Tape, Promotes Stormy Daniels’ Legal Fund  Kimmel has apparently rented an apartment in the gutter, and plans to live there for a bit.

‘Fact Checkers’ at PolitiFact, Snopes Weirdly Defend Hillary’s Trump-Voter Rant in India

CNN Stormy Daniels Debate Goes Off The Rails  Where were these people when Clinton was President?

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Lessons From Palm Beach Gardens

16th March 2018

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1) The attacker was on FBI radar

2) His weapon of choice was a knife

3) You should know that knives have killed many more people than rifles

4) You did not see this all over the mainstream media because the anti-gun narrative didn’t exist.

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Marie Harf: ‘I’m Offended’ People Think ‘The Left’ Dislikes Christianity

16th March 2018

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Not as offended as we Christians are that the Left dislikes Christianity and refuses to admit it.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th March 2018

Civility, Everyone: MSNBC’s Wallace Blasts Trump as ‘Bleep-Hole’ for Wanting to Fire McCabe

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th March 2018

Stephen Hawking said popularity of ‘demagogue’ Trump was beyond even his understanding  I guess he wasn’t so smart after all. Actually, it demonstrates that however smart you may be in Area X, it doesn’t necessarily carry over into Areas Y and Z. As my old Dungeon Master used to say, ‘Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate rolls’.

EU council president calls out Donald Trump’s ‘transatlantic bickering’ in face of Russia tension  ‘Calling out’ is just Crustian for ‘talking a lot but doing nothing’. It’s virtue-signalling for blowhards.

Mika Brzezinski Breaks Down Over Trump’s Visit to Mexican Border  Apparently she can’t handle the truth.

CNN’s Mudd: ‘I Wouldn’t Stoop to Wipe My Ass’ With House Intel Report  That’s why you’re the network of Fake News.

Robert De Niro’s Latest Attack On Trump Takes Tone-Deaf To A New Level

CNN Snobs Dismiss Economist Kudlow as Mere ‘TV Personality’ for Trump’s ‘Feedback Loop’  You could add up all the IQs of the people working for CNN and still not reach Larry Kudlow.

There is ‘significant evidence’ of Trump campaign’s collusion with Russia, top Democrat says  They just can’t seem to find it. It was here just yesterday….

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Teen Radicalized by Islam Goes on Fatal Stabbing Spree; Nets Silent

14th March 2018

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They would really rather have something they could blame on Trump.

They couldn’t even run the anti-gun spots because the kid used a knife.

And the cry goes up across the airwaves, ‘What a loser!’

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In Blow to Trump, Democrat Poised to Win Close Pennsylvania Special Election

14th March 2018

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How is this a ‘blow to Trump’? The Democrat ran as close to a I’m-with-Trump campaign as a Democrat was likely to be able to get away with, and the Republican was the kind of local Rotarian businessman who runs in a Democrat district to raise his name recognition for his day job as a favor to the party so long as he doesn’t have to do any actual campaigning.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th March 2018

CNN Touts Diplomat Who Resigned Because of Trump’s ‘Anti-American’ Values  Judging by the record of our State Department over the last 50 years, no ‘diplomat’ has any room to talk about ‘American values’.  Madeleine Albright, for example, wouldn’t know an American value if it peed on her foot.

California AG: Trump Should ‘Be Careful’ If He’s Ever In ‘A Dark Alley With Maxine Waters’  Is that supposed to be complimentary toward Maxine Waters? That she’s just another Thug of Color?

MSNBC Rejects ‘Mythology’ of Trump’s ‘Humanity’: He’s a ‘Sociopath’  Ah, yes, the psychic psychiatrist strikes again. Funny how most of these work for the networks rather than making more money in private practice.

‘Shame On You’: ABC, NBC Whine Trump ‘Caved Entirely’ to NRA  Those who view politics through the Lenin filter of ‘who, whom’ see outcomes not as a result of a persuasion process but as the outcome of a power process. If Trump reversed himself on an issue, it wasn’t because he was persuaded toward the other position, he must have caved to pressure from, e.g. the NRA. (I think this is a little projection on the part of the newsies.)

WashPost’s Gerson: Evangelicals for Trump ‘Sycophantic’ and ‘Slimy Political Operatives’  Much like Gerson.

MSNBC’s Johnson: Trump Is ‘Half a Rally Away from Using the N-Word’  The same ‘N-word’ that black people use all the time? That ‘N-word’?

David Miliband says Corbyn ‘sounded like Trump’ over Skripal, amid criticism of Labour leader’s response  How long before saying that somebody is ‘like Trump’ will be prosecutable as a Hate Crime?

John Kasich Attacks Trump For ‘Soap Opera’ White House  Compared to who, Bill Clinton?

CNN’s Navarro: ‘Glad They’ve Ended This Sham Investigation’, Trump is ‘Unhinged’  Not as unhinged as Navarro, unfortunately.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th March 2018

Allergic to Good News? CNN Stops Tracking Trump-Era Job Growth

CNN Panelist: If You Laugh at Trump’s Jokes, You’re Damaging Society  And glad to do it.

On Trump Tariffs, AP Reporter Tries to Frighten, Misquotes Prominent Economist

MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Brazenly Compares Trump To Mussolini  I guess Hitler must have worn out.

‘Like a Mussolini Rally’: Scarborough in Hysterics Over Trump’s Pennsylvania Speech  He does that a lot.

Mitchell Laughs at ‘Funny’ Idea of Rep. Waters Attacking Trump ‘in A Dark Alley’  Just another case of black-on-white crime. Not funny.

Late Night TV Producer:Trump’s America Reminds Me of What It Was Like Living in Concentration Camp  Yeah, the barracks, gas chambers, and crematoria are eerily familiar. (I think he’s just getting senile.)

Eichenwald: ‘Trump Is Either A Russian Agent Or The Pee Tapes Are True’  No, I have no idea what he’s talking about either.

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The Obama Comfort Doll Isn’t the Worst of It

12th March 2018

John Hinderaker of PowerLine tells all.

Jill Abramson, former Executive Editor of the New York Times, told the Guardian that she keeps a Barack Obama doll in her purse and calls on it for comfort in the distressing Age of Trump:

It’s easy to look at what’s happening in Washington DC and despair. That’s why I carry a little plastic Obama doll in my purse. I pull him out every now and then to remind myself that the United States had a progressive, African American president until very recently. Some people find this strange, but you have to take comfort where you can find it in Donald Trump’s America.

OK, that’s pretty funny. But the rest of Abramson’s column strikes me as more significant. Why? Because she makes no pretense of being anything other than a Democratic Party operative. Writing for the Guardian’s far-left audience, she is among friends. Any pretense of objectivity is gone.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th March 2018

Meet the Press Panel Freaks: Incompetent Trump Handing NoKo a Victory  At least they’ve given up on saying that it’s just the fruits of Obama’s Magic Negro diplomacy.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th March 2018

Obsessed: MSNBC’s Stormy Daniels Gossip Eclipses North Korea Coverage

Must-See Moments: Media’s Meltdown Over Trump, North Korea Talks

North Korea: New York Times Columnist Whines About Trump’s Diplomatic Process

New dating site launched for those opposed to Donald Trump  Kind of like the plan to eliminate mosquitos by releasing sterile drones into the wild.

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Police Don’t Know Whether Accused ‘Kill All White People’ Murderer Had Racial Motive

10th March 2018

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A Missouri man who has been indicted in the killing of three white men specifically threatened white people — but the police don’t think that killings are racially motivated.

Yeah, that’s a real head-scratcher, all right.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th March 2018

‘View’’s Behar: We ‘Need’ ‘Smoking Gun’ to ‘Impeach’ Trump Over Stormy Daniels!  I thought they were against smoking guns.

CNN’s Jones: ‘If Barack Obama Had Done Just Half of What Trump Did Last Week’, ‘He’d Be in Guantanamo’  If he’d done just half of what Trump did in his first year, he’d be in Statuary Hall.

CNN’s Symone Sanders: If Dem President Did Tariffs, Republicans ‘Would Be Trying To Burn Them At The Proverbial Stake’  But of course Democrats are just standing by in silence.

Americans drinking tequila in protest of President Trump, report claims  Hard to tell what virtue this is signaling.

The Mooch Accuses Maddow Of Having Trump Derangement Syndrome, Tells Her To Take Her Meds  From his lips to her ear.

‘Morning Joe’ Poses Conspiracy Theory About North Korea Talks And Accuses Trump Of Deflecting  Watch them streeeetch….

CNN Analyst: ‘There Is No Way President Trump’ Can Pull Off This N. Korea Meeting  Hope she likes crow….

NBC Obama Flack Refuses to Credit Trump for North Korea Talks  Who, then? Obama?

Bitter Chris Cillizza Throws ‘Reality Show’ Shade on Trump-Kim Meeting

NYT’s Kristof Slams Trump’s ‘Dangerous Gamble’ on North Korea  There’s no pleasing some people.

Salon: Only Losers Voted for Trump  Salon apparently defines ‘loser’ as somebody who wins a lot.

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Rachel Dolezal Keeps Commercializing Her Fake Blackness. This Time With a Netflix Show

9th March 2018

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If they’re stupid enough to pay her, she’s smart enough to take the money.

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Joe Scarborough Claims ‘Most People Have Hardly Covered’ Stormy Daniels

8th March 2018

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Why should they cover her when she doesn’t bother to cover herself?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th March 2018

‘Death of Stalin’ Director Slams Trump as ‘Quite Menacing,’ ‘Chilling’  Yeah, a movie director is a trained psychologist.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th March 2018

Bill Kristol Thinks That President Trump Is ‘Very Rattled’ By Mueller  That’s because Kristol, in the same position, would be shitting bricks. Trump, thank God, is not Bill Kristol.

George Bush likes to joke Donald Trump ‘makes me look pretty good’  Actually, Donald Trump makes him look like a Democrat.

Parkland Survivor Kyle Kashuv Calls David Hogg ‘Hypocritical’ For Hanging Up On Trump

Antifa Declares Anti-Trump Feminist A Fascist  The witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace.

AP Calls Trump’s Texas Supporters ‘Diehards,’ Uses Cooked Poll to Lowball His Popularity

MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Calls Trump Tariffs ‘Witchcraft Economics’  Scarborough has, of course, no discernible training in economics.

MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle: President Trump ‘Adores’ A ‘Honky-Tonk Rodeo’  Yet another proglodyte mind-reader.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

6th March 2018

CNN Panelist Condemns President Trump for ‘Expressing Admiration for an Authoritarian’  More humor-impaired Crustians. (Where was this guy when Thomas Friedman was expressing even more admiration for this authoritarian and his regime?)

Florida Billboard Labels NRA As A ‘Terrorist Organization’

Ana Navarro: ‘I Wanted More Trump Jokes’ At Oscars

CNN Guest: President Trump ‘Believes the Russian Activity Benefits Him Politically’  Notice how all these Leftys can read minds? If they’re so psychic, how come they’re not getting rich in the stock market?

NBC Panel Laughably Claims Oscars ‘Free of Partisan Attacks’  They say this stuff with a straight face (and a puckered puss).

NYT’s Michelle Goldberg: ‘Disgraceful’ for Journalists to Stoop to Joke With the President!

Meacham Invokes KKK, George Wallace While Discussing ‘Trumpism’  Funny how some people feel entitled to make something up and call it ‘Trumpism’ as if it were a real thing.

DNC Head Perez: Trump Is ‘The Most Dangerous President In American History’

Fired Trump Aide Speculates Wildly About Trump, And The Mainstream Media Laps It Up  Why not? Everyone else is doing it.

How Trump’s Hudson Tunnel Snit Threatens the National Economy  Sky is falling, women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc. Yet another attempt to get U.S. taxpayers to bail out a Blue State’s problems.

TV vs. Trump in 2018: Lots of Russia, and 91% Negative Coverage (Again!)

Former Obama Aide Predicts ‘Prisons Will Be Full Of’ Trump Associates  More proglodyte fantasies.

CBS’s Colbert Pathetically Begs Chelsea Clinton to Curse at Trump  It ought not to be all that hard.

Trump Syndromes  Victor Davis Hanson sums it up.

Trump’s personal travel costs could pay to send food and water to Puerto Rico for almost three months, new analysis shows  Odd how nobody did this kind of analysis when Barack and Michelle took separate planes (at taxpayer expense) to vacation in Hawaii.

MSNBC Demands ‘Truth Teller’ at All Trump Events: ‘Nothing He Says Is True’  What he says about the Fake News media is pretty much true.

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GMA Edits Republican Out of Story on Texas Primaries

6th March 2018

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Marking Tuesday’s midterm election primaries in Texas, ABC’s Good Morning America decided to take a story that was already 73% pro-Democrat and make it 100% pro-Democrat by editing out the one Republican interviewed for the report. The segment in question, from Congressional Correspondent Mary Bruce, was recycled from Sunday’s This Week and hyped how “Democrats are hoping to turn this deep red state blue, fueled by a wave of female candidates.”

Proglodyte dreams! Who wants to read about those deplorable old Republicans, anyway?

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As an X, I Am Therefore an Instant Expert on Whatever It Is We’re Talking About.

6th March 2018

If the X in the above statement is something that was determined by genetics, the statement is bullshit and the speaker is a bullshitter.

That’s all you need to know.

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The Real Reason the Investor Class Hates Pensions

6th March 2018

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Who are these sinister people, the ‘investor class’? Nothing immediately comes to mind, but they sure sound scary, don’t they?

No issue in America today better illustrates the divergent interests of working Americans and the 1 percent than pension reform. Substantial empirical evidence shows that America’s favored retirement vehicle — the 401(k), recently renounced by its own inventors — is grossly inadequate and will leave tens of millions of Americans with insufficient retirement assets. And yet states and cities are busy converting traditional pensions into these failing 401(k)s or equivalents, to the great benefit of money managers and the finance class.

Another apparent villain of the piece, this time the ‘finance class’. Who might these sinister folk be? No telling — the author certainly can’t be bothered to tell us — but, again, they sure sound scary, don’t they?

Another thing the author fails to reveal is what ‘substantial empirical evidence’ about the ‘gross inadequacy’ of the 401k might be. I guess we’re just supposed to take his word for it.

Speaking anecdotally, it was the 401k that put me on the road to having sufficient financial independence to retire when I wanted to. If that’s failure, gimme more. Of course, the 401k does demand a bit of discipline on the part of the person allegedly saving for retirement; the only difference between it and a normal brokerage account is the fact that it’s sheltered from taxes, which would seem to suggest that the ‘failure’ belongs in to the tax system rather than the vehicle itself — which I am fully prepared to believe.

Advocates of pension “reform” — which really means cutting or eliminating traditional pension funds — will tell you that such funds are a big drain on state and local budgets, since, as defined-benefit programs, they are obligated to pay workers a defined amount in their retirement. But that’s largely a question of political priorities; underfunded pensions are the result of, well, decades of underfunding pensions. The real reason for the attack on pensions goes deeper, and exposes the great and growing rift between America’s economic elite and everyone else.

That’s a nice sweep under the rug. The problem with defined-benefit pension plans has always been that those in charge of the plans are reluctant to fund them properly, either because they want to use the money for something else (in a private business) or because they were overly generous in their pension promises and the chickens are now coming home to roost (in public pensions). That strikes me as a serious and ongoing problem worth more than just a handwave on the way to pointing the finger to Those Sinister Forces Over There who are to blame for all our woe, ‘America’s economic elite’. (Who are these sinister folk? Once again, the author is silent. Apparently we’re supposed to know instinctively who these beneficiaries of the Two Minute Hate might be.)

The whole reason the 401k was invented was because people were tired of putting their economic future in the hands of people whose incentives were all pointed the wrong way. I’d rather have a lump of money that I can manage myself than depend on the probity of pension fund managers (and, whoever ‘America’s economic elite’ might be, I strongly suspect that pension fund managers are in that number).

Consider how we 401(k) holders behave as investors. How many of us thought to sue Wells Fargo after the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau revealed that the bank had created millions of fake credit card and bank accounts? Or to push our fund managers to do so for us? How many of us call up our fund managers after a quarter, a year or a decade in which we underperformed the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index to renegotiate our fees? Or even to switch managers? How many of us even know how our funds performed relative to the S.&P. 500?

Well, I do. That’s what being an investor is all about. However little influence we may have on a 401k fund manager, I would bet you money that it’s less than the influence we would have on the pension fund manager of a defined-benefit pension. Just think about that for a second and you’ll see it’s true.

At bottom, the problem is structural. We are to our investees and investment managers what nonunionized, “right to work” workers are to their employers: alone and devoid of leverage to negotiate. That stands in sharp contrast to traditional pensions, which, like unions, are collective and centrally managed.

And there you have the mask lifted at last. This is just an apologia for ‘collectively and centrally managed’ pensions, one more step on the road to a ‘collectively and centrally managed’ life. Wanting to be in control of our own destiny (and, despite the trash talk in the article, a 401k gives people a lot more control than a centrally managed pension fund) is a ‘structural problem’.

And the elephant in the room is the fact that almost all defined-benefit pensions have a certain minimum time in service — the one time I worked for a defined-benefit pension company, EDS, it was five years — whereas with a 401k any money you have in the account goes with you when you leave (and can be converted into an IRA that you can actively manage to your heart’s content) even if it’s only a month or so.

Remember, these are the days of employee mobility, where people jump from job to job as often as they like (or need to do), rather than spending decades in the same fabric-covered box. The longest time I ever worked for a single employer in my working life was the six years I spent in the Navy — for which I got no pension benefit; nor would I have gotten it for any other job I’d held except for that five years with EDS (which doesn’t translate to much of a pension benefit, let me tell you). Looking back on it, the existence of the 401k is the reason I have any pension pot at all.

Eventually we get to the real villains of the piece: ‘the Kochs and their allies’. That tells you everything you need to know about the author — and his chosen vehicle, the New York Times.

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HBO’s John Oliver Rants: NRA TV Is Like a ‘Deranged Letter From a Serial Killer’

5th March 2018

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And far more entertaining than his show. That’s what really burns.

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Maxine Waters Promises Reparations for Black Americans

5th March 2018

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Fine, as long as it’s coming out of her pocket.

Wait until she gets the bill from the Republican party for ending slavery….

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th March 2018

Maxine Waters: Trump Is ‘Racist’ For Questioning My IQ  I must be one, too, because I also question her IQ. I question her sanity even more strongly.

Here Are All The Attacks On Trump At The 90th Academy Awards [VIDEO]

Common And Andra Day Call Out President Trump, NRA  How ‘courageous’.

Common And Andra Day Call Out President Trump, NRA  Barack Obama now comes in vanilla.

NYT reports Sweden crime problem it criticized Trump for discussing

Daily Beast Roars: ‘Best Supporting Actor Should Go to Mike Pence’  Cheap trash talk is what passes for ‘journalism’ these days.

New York to Trump: Drop Dead

Florida shooting survivor David Hogg ‘hung up on White House call’ inviting him to Trump listening session  Typical Leftist – not interesting in listening, or ‘dialogue’, but merely lecturing. This kid has a great future as a Democrat apparatchik.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th March 2018

‘Authoritarian Impulses’ — CNN Panel Triggered By Trump’s ‘President For Life’ Joke   Cue hysteria from the homor-impaired. These people need to get out more.

Obamas ‘Loved’ Tweet Calling Trump a White Supremacist on Premiere of ‘The Good Fight’  Of course they did.

Van Jones: ‘If President Obama Had One Week Like This, He Would Be In Guantanamo’  Which is a blatant lie. If Obama had a week like this, he would be lauded as the Second Coming of Martin Luther King — like every other week he had while he was President.

Maxine Waters Suggests Stormy Daniels Should Comment On Trump’s Mental State  I’d like to hear her comments on Maxine Waters’ mental state.

Because Of Trump More Women Are Deciding To Run For Office Than Ever  Not that he’ll get any credit for it.

Former CIA director says Trump is ‘unstable, inept, inexperienced and unethical’ in scathing interview  And yet he keeps winning and making life better for the American people. Funny how that works.

Donald Trump’s ‘joke’ about a Chinese-style power grab is worryingly unfunny  Cue hysteria from the humor-impared.

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‘Socialism’ Absent from 9,000-Word NY Times Profile of Venezuelan Opposition Leader

4th March 2018

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Shhh! You weren’t supposed to notice that!

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Why Did It Take Two Weeks To Discover Parkland Students’ Astroturfing?

3rd March 2018

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What’s striking about all this isn’t the organization. If you start reading books about organizing, it’s clear how it all works. But no journalist covering the story wrote about this stuff for two weeks. Instead, every story was about the Parkland kids being magically effective.

The real tip-off should have been the $500,000 donations from Winfrey and Clooney. Big celebrities don’t give huge money to strangers on a whim. Somebody who knows Winfrey and Clooney called them and asked. But the press’s response was to be ever more impressed with the kids.

But it’s not just a mainstream media problem. None of the righty outlets writing about Parkland picked up on the clear evidence that professional organizers were backing the Parkland kids, either. Instead, they objected to the front-and-centering of minor kids as unseemly, which does no good: Lefties aren’t going to listen, and it doesn’t educate the Right to counter.

In other words, this was a carefully calculated and professionally run campaign to look like ‘spontaneous uprising by the oppressed’, the very thing that Lefty functionaries spend their lives doing. It’s no accident that Barack Obama’s first job out of school was ‘community organizer’.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd March 2018

This Week in Media Bias History: Guess Who Blamed Reagan for… Trump?

NYT Front Sees ‘Hard Right’ in Both Trump, Neo-Fascist Europe; ‘Trickle-Down’ Insult  The Hitlers are coming! The Hitlers are coming! Nobody appears worried that the Stalins are coming and are mostly already here.

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The Liberal Media’s Hypocrisy: Imagine If Jared Kushner Were a Kennedy

3rd March 2018

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It is remarkable to see the headlines about presidential aides Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in the liberal media. The son-in-law and daughter of President Trump are now getting routinely hammered in The Washington Post, The New York Times, on CNN and even in The Wall Street Journal editorial pages, the latter decidedly not in the “liberal media” category.

But what is particularly noticeable is the reluctance to apply the same standards to presidential or other political relatives – if they are liberals.

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Yes, Bacon Really Is Killing Us

3rd March 2018

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Women and minorities hardest hit, film at 11, etc. etc.

This is from The Guardian, so it’s full of semi-socialist hand-wringing. These people won’t be happy until we all subsist on green tea (fair-traded) and tofu (organically locally sourced).

Most of these ‘studies’ either depend on data from lab animals (if you’re not a lab animal, I’d say you’re pretty safe) or on statistical slices that say doing behavior X increases your cancer from Y to Z. The problem with that is the classical mistake of confusing correlation with causation. There are so many variables in the way individuals live there lives that picking one variable out of the mix and pretending that it’s the most important is almost the exact inverse of what true science ought to be. And this is exacerbated by running through the mush-for-brains of ‘journalism’, which never met a possible panic that it didn’t like.

Sheesh.

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Establishment Press Ignoring Schumer’s Race-Based Objection to Trump Judicial Nominee

2nd March 2018

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You know, as they do.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd March 2018

CNN’s Cuomo Implicitly Refers to President Trump as a ‘Virus’

Nicolle Wallace Gets Shut Down by Condoleezza Rice for Implying Trump Is Racist

New York Times ‘Conservative’ Columnist Compares Never-Trump Republicans To Communist Dissidents

NYT’s Stephens Compares Anti-Trump Republicans to Anti-Communist Cold War Leaders

Alec Baldwin: I’m Going To ‘Give It Everything’ To Get Rid Of Trump  Unless he means running for Congress, he has a very inflated idea of his importance.

Trump’s White House is like ‘a plantation’, says ex-Trump aide Omarosa Manigault-Newman  Okay, show us how much cotton they made you pick.

More than half of Americans think Donald Trump is racist, finds poll  I’m surprised it’s that low, with The Press hammering him about it every day.

CNN’s Ana Navarro Uses The Golden Arches To Bash Trump White House  Remember that Navarro is alleged to be a Republican, although you wouldn’t know it by the company she keeps.

Joy Behar on Oscars: ‘Nobody’ in Hollywood Makes Fun of Trump Supporters  They tell these lies as if nobody will know they’re lying.

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Celebrities Call Mike Pence ‘Mentally Ill’ For Talking To God, Then Pray Oprah Gets A Sign From God To Run

1st March 2018

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That because Pence’s God is white and therefore a racist fantasy, whereas Oprah’s God is obviously black and therefore way cool. Not as cool as Obama, of course, but still pretty cool.

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ABC, NBC Celebrate Dick’s Sporting Goods Pulling ARs From Stores… Again

1st March 2018

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The liberal media were jubilant when news broke Wednesday morning that Dick’s Sporting Goods planned to stop selling AR-15’s at all their stores and would impose age restrictions on those looking to purchase a weapon. But what they were championing as growing momentum for their gun control cause may just be a case of political opportunism because Dick’s made the same announcement in 2012 after Sandy Hook, but neither ABC nor NBC cared to mention that key tidbit that evening.

Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to repeat it. Or did I already say that?

UPDATE: Dick’s Sporting Goods Employee Quits Over Gun Restriction

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th February 2018

Gutierrez Attacks Trump For ‘Pro-White Agenda’  There is, of course, nothing ‘pro-white’ about Trump’s ‘agenda’ that isn’t also ‘pro-black’ and ‘pro-brown’.

People who react strongly to disgusting smells more likely to support Donald Trump, study finds  No problem with that, it’s the ‘prefer authoritarian leadership’ assertion that’s questionable.

College Course To Focus On Impeaching Trump  You know it had to happen.

Univision News Anchor Calls for Trump’s Defeat in 2020

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Obama Lies Again

28th February 2018

Scott Wilmott fisks the Magic Negro at his most recent Secret Speech.

Apparently, Barack Obama gave a “secret” speech at a sports analytics conference at MIT. But he didn’t talk about sports analytics, he talked about himself and how great he is and other progressive bull. Pity the poor attendees at that sports analytics conference.

“We didn’t have a scandal that embarrassed us.” That is because it takes a sense of shame or humiliation to feel embarrassed, and this man has no shame or humility. In case you need a reminder of the scandals that he used to fundamentally transform America and that didn’t embarrass BHO, here is a short list:

  1. Benghazi
  2. Hillary’s private server
  3. Fast and Furious
  4. AG Holder being held in contempt of Congress
  5. Solyndra
  6. Delivering pallets of cash to Iran in the dead of the night
  7. Obamacare “You can keep your doctor”
  8. IRS targeting conservative groups
  9. Bowe Bergdahl
  10. Spying on journalists
  11. Unmasking/spying on political opponents

Hey, ain’t nothin’ major when The Press is on your side.

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Activists Call for Boycott of Apple and Amazon Over National Rifle Association Streaming App

28th February 2018

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Activists are always calling for a boycott of something or other. Just the usual witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners.

I predict that, like most such boycotts, it will go nowhere; boycotts are only effective against things that people don’t depend on every day — like Apple and Amazon.

In fact … excuse me, I need to go buy some Amazon stock.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th February 2018

Donald Trump ridiculed by late night talk show hosts over claim he would have run into Florida school to tackle shooter  I’m readier to believe that Trump would have done it than that any of these beta males would have.

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Washington Post: “Arming teachers would put black and Latino kids in danger”

28th February 2018

Steve Sailer points out some blatant racism on the part of the Usual Suspects.

One interesting thing about the current liberal media is how often they feel it’s a really good idea to insult their base of nice white lady public schoolteachers as being evil horrible racists.

I find it also interesting that the very people who are so, so irate about supposed stereotypes of minorities are perfectly willing to indulge in ludicrous stereotyping of white people.

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MSNBC’s Ari Melber Lies About Supremes’ 2008 Heller 2nd Amendment Ruling

28th February 2018

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Melber claimed that “2A” has never protected AR-15s or so-called assault weapons, and that politicians deferring to it are cowards for pretending it does. Anyone genuinely understanding Heller knows otherwise.

Melber dishonestly used the 1991 words of former Chief Justice Warren Burger, who said on PBS that “(2A) has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud … that I have ever seen in my lifetime,” as his lead-in.

Melber didn’t note that Chief Justice Burger had retired five years earlier, that he never considered a case directly relating to the Second Amendment’s substance on the bench, or that Burger, in that interview, stated a clearly fringe view that “If I were writing the Bill of Rights now, there wouldn’t be any such thing as the Second Amendment.”

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th February 2018

Tom Steyer Claims Trump Wants To Abolish Presidential Term Limits  And that’s just petty sniping horseshit.

20 Books Focused On Trump Published After The 2016 Election  Jeez, who reads this stuff?

Trumpism’s Enduring Legacy to the GOP will be a Relentless Culture War  tReason magazine’s pet SJW, Shikha Dalmia, is hallucinating again. She does that a lot.

Kimmel: ‘I Don’t Regret Anything I’ve Said’ about Trump, GOP; ‘You Can’t Go Too Far’  Well, he’s certainly giving it that old college try.

Trump Derangement Syndrome: Morning Joe Panelists Long for a Hero

Loony Barbra Streisand Blames Trump for Inspiring Shooting, Convinced Election Was Rigged  Of course she does.

Obsessed Rosie O’Donnell Selling ‘Artwork’ of Trump  The fools are those who would buy it.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th February 2018

Not a Joke: Dan Rather on ‘Reliable Sources’ Slamming Trump’s ‘Fantasy Land’

Chris Cuomo Laughs At Trump’s Marriage Woes  Proglodytes are the first to criticize others as ‘mean’ and ‘insensitive’ but when one of their favorite targets comes into view they give it both barrels.

NYT Reporter Compares President Trump To Dictator For Doing Well In CPAC Poll  The one flaw in the analogy is that if Trump were actually a dictator this troll would be in jail.

CNN Delves Into Conspiracy Theories and Gossip About the Trump Marriage  Hey, it’s not as if they have anything more important to do.

Russia investigation: Rick Gates’ testimony could be ‘the end’ of the Trump Presidency, says Watergate lawyer  The ‘Watergare lawyer’ in question, of course, is John Dean, the serial liar who cased the Watergate feeding frenzy.

Maxine Waters Compares Trump To Kim Jung ‘UM’  The most persuasive argument against democracy in the U.S.

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New York Times Columnist Is Worried About What’s in His Urine

26th February 2018

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New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof is very worried about what is in his urine, and he wants you to be too.

I often worry about Nicholas Kirstof, and it never has anything to do with his urine.

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