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Daily Show’s Trevor Noah Encourages Audience to ‘Not Watch Fox News’

16th May 2018

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I’m sure that Fox News is good with that. Anybody who would voluntarily watch Trevor Noah has an IQ below what Fox wants to attract.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th May 2018

Alec Baldwin Says He Can Beat Trump in 2020  Perhaps to the Canadian border.

The Reason Liberals View Melania Trump as a Threat  Well, for one thing, she’s nicer than they are. People notice that.

EU president tears into Donald Trump, warning US president is bad friend who acts with ‘capricious assertiveness’  And keeps winning. That’s what really burns his ass.

‘With friends like Trump, who needs enemies’: Donald Tusk says Trump has forced Europe out of all ‘illusions’  Yup. Can’t roll the U.S. any more. Disappointing, I’m sure.

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Joe Scarborough Calls Mueller Probe “One of the Most Successful Prosecutions’ and Says There’s More to Come

16th May 2018

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Except that nobody has actually been prosecuted yet — he’s got one plea deal, one guy applying to have the charges thrown out, and a Russian company in court saying ‘Is that all you got?’ I guess this looks like success to Joe and Mika.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th May 2018

Celebs Blame Trump For Deadly Protest Over US Embassy Opening In Jerusalem  Of course they do. Palestinians are like wild animals, they can’t be blamed for doing what they do. It must be Trump’s fault.

Vox Writer Has Mental Meltdown Over Possible Trump Korea Success

CNN’s Brian Stelter Admits to NY Times Columnist: ‘I’m a Trump Addict’  Brian Stelter looks as if he ought to be in a bad SEINFELD re-run.

NY Daily News: Ivanka Trump Is ‘Daddy’s Little Ghoul’  Funny how everyone at the New York Daily News has a sub-standard IQ. I’ll bet they’ve got a lot of diversity.

CNN’s Ana Navarro Thinks The Trump White House Is Just Waiting For John McCain To Die  I know I am.

Journos Mock Trump For Font Size On U.S. Embassy Plaque  When it’s all you’ve got, you go with it.

CNN Pundit Posts Graphic Depicting Shooting of President Donald Trump…  Chris Cillizza really needs to get a life.

Spike Lee Goes On Profane Rant Against Trump At French Film Festival  I can hear Trump’s response: ‘Spike Who?”

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Los Angeles Times Op-Ed Complains About White People Calling the Police on Black People

15th May 2018

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Perhaps if black people would quit breaking the law so much, this wouldn’t be so much of a problem.

Just a suggestion.

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Spike Lee at Cannes: ‘American Cradle of Democracy Is Bullsh**’

15th May 2018

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Feel free to go back to Africa, Spike. I hear that there are a lot of people in Zimbabwe who think like you do.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th May 2018

Israeli Soccer Team Adding ‘Trump’ To Name To Celebrate Embassy Move

CNN’s Amanpour: Trump Is a ‘Grave and Existential Threat’ to the Press

MSNBC Analyst: Pro-Trump Veterans Are ‘Not Honorable’

Trevor Noah Compares Trump To African Dictator On CNN: ‘Follow The Money’  Hey, let’s follow your money for a bit, shall we, Trevor? How much does being a Token Black Guy get paid these days?

CNN’s Zakaria Frets Over Trump Not Demanding Concessions from Israel  Apparently he thinks Israel is our enemy. And, indeed, I suppose he does.

Kennedy: Media On Trump ‘Like A Fetish Convention’

MSNBC Accused Others of Murder, Now Claims Trump Destroyed ‘Decency’

On CNN, Trevor Noah Compares Trump to African Dictator, Asteroid Shaped Like a Penis  Sorry about your dick, Trevor.

Media Ignore Tom Steyer’s Insane Trump ‘Hitler’ Comparisons  Perhaps because they know he’s insane.

Liberals Blame President Trump For Melania’s Hospitalization

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MSNBC Oddly Paints Arab Rioters as ‘Peaceful’ After Recounting Bomb Throwing

14th May 2018

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Truth is nothing compared to the Narrative.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th May 2018

Cavuto Blasts Guest For Saying She Might Trust Trump More Than Kim Jong Un

Dana Nuccitelli: Support a Carbon Tax or Climate will Punish Trump Voters  Uh-oh.

ABC Condemns Jerusalem Embassy Move, ‘Killing Any Prospect of Peace’  What ‘prospect of peace’ did they have in mind? I don’t see any. As long as Arabs have guns, there is no ‘prospect of peace’.

How romance novels are getting a makeover in the Trump era

ABC Panel Rips Trump for Ripping Up Iran Deal, Claim War on the Way  Will they apologize when it’s obvious that they’re wrong? Of course not.

Bernie Sanders says its ‘beyond my comprehension’ White House will not apologise for John McCain cancer ‘joke’  It’s beyond my comprehension that anybody listens to this guy any more. Bernie, a hint: They didn’t tell the joke; they don’t have to apologize. That whole Collective Guilt thing is your Identity Politics fetish, not reality.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th May 2018

Trump’s new crusade against the NHS has the potential to destroy his reputation in Europe once and for all  But I thought everybody in Europe thought he was a Nazi? Yet another ‘journalist’ who thinks everyone shares his opinions.

Bill Maher Says Trump Supporters Are ‘Married To The Mob’  Really? I mean, really?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th May 2018

Brzezinski: Trump ‘Doesn’t Have a Moral Compass,’ ‘The President’s Sanity is Being Questioned Globally’  And yet he keeps winning. I wonder how she accounts for that.

MSNBC Analyst: Trump Bringing Home American Prisoners From North Korea Is ‘All About Him’  Hey, when that’s all you got….

They Want Him to Fail: Deranged MSNBC Panel Suggests Trump Cares About Midterms, Not Hostages  Amazing how all these mind-readers got jobs as ‘journalists’.

Unhinged Colbert: Iran Deal Was ‘An American Promise’ and a ‘Treaty’  Except that it wasn’t.

CNN’s Keilar and Tapper Savor ‘Brutal’ George Will Attack on ‘Horrifying’ Mike Pence

‘Hate-Trump Media’ Can’t Handle All The Winning

As Trump re-imposes sanctions on Iran, we should revoke his Scottish golf course licence in protest  Who says the British can’t be as petulant as the French?

MSNBC’s Ari Melber Brings on Reality-TV Producer to Call Trump a ‘Thirsty B***h’

Bill Hemmer To Chuck Schumer: ‘Is It That Hard’ To Credit Trump For Hostage Release?

Reporter Shouts McCain Question At Trump While Leaving Event For Lowering Drug Prices  Journalistic monomania is pretty much always an ugly sight.

‘The View’ Cohosts Blame Trump For Racists Problems Across Country [VIDEO]  You know, as they do.

David Brooks Expresses Grudging New Respect for Trump’s Foreign Policy Accomplishments  Even the media’s pseudo-conservatives are coming around.

Nicolle Wallace Jokes, Then Apologizes About Choking Sarah Sanders….While Bemoaning Incivility

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Steyer Super PAC Ad Claims Republicans Are Turning Kids Into Nazis

11th May 2018

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You’d think he could come up with something original.

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Surprise: CNN’s Philip Mudd Rips Kamala Harris for Treatment of CIA Nominee Gina Haspel

11th May 2018

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Somebody at CNN obviously left a door unlocked.

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Sarah Palin Makes It Clear She Respects McCain Following White House Aide’s Off-Color Remarks

11th May 2018

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I wish I could say the same. McCain has been skating along on his POW rep for half of my lifetime, and I’m really tired of it. I appreciate his fortitude as much as anybody, but that doesn’t give him a free pass to be a pain-in-the-ass RINO scumbag for three decades.

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Maxine Waters Jumps Shark — Demands Impeachment for Non-Impeachable ‘Offenses’

10th May 2018

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Madame BitterBeerFace is back at it.

Waters, who has been calling for impeachment on a regular basis since Trump won the 2016 election, cited his withdrawal from the deal along with “his gigantic ego and narcissistic behavior” as the reasons he should be impeached — neither of which are impeachable offenses.

I’m quite sure she thinks that being a Rich White Guy is an impeachable offense.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th May 2018

CBS Suggests Average Iranians Feel Like ‘Hostages’ of ‘Hostile White House’  They more likely feel like hostages of their dictatorial government.

Press Falsely Treats Trump’s Rescission Proposal As ‘Cuts’

ABC Dilutes North Korean Hostage Victory By Whining About the Iran Deal

Giant Boobs Trump Newsworthiness As Media Dances With The (Porn) Stars

Trump’s Iran stance has ‘disturbing and eerie similarities’ to Iraq war run-up, former top intelligence analyst claims

‘Morning Joe’ Ignores Hostage Release To Talk Baseball And Then Bashes Trump Anyway

Whiny CNN Frets Over Trump Getting Credit for Freed Prisoners, Mentions Mueller

Bitter: Morning Joe Panelists Refuse to Celebrate Freed U.S. Hostages

‘Morning Joe’ Attacks Pence: ‘Now Playing The Role Of Spiro Agnew…’  Joe Scarborough, now playing the role of Joseph Goebbels….

NBC’s Hallie Jackson Whines: Hostage Release ‘Choreographed’ and ‘Staged Production’  She needs to get out more.

J.K. Rowling Taking Shot At President Trump Via His Signature  Perhaps she could do his horoscope while she’s at it.

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‘Under Trump, Republicans Have Become the Party of No Ideas’

10th May 2018

Peter Suderman demonstrates how writing for tReason magazine kills brain cells.

His major complaint appears to be that there won’t be an ‘infrastructure plan’ this year. Color me devastated. I wasn’t aware that that was a core priority of the Republican party. Ever.

I guess a major tax cut isn’t an ‘idea’.

I guess getting tons of decent judges nominated and confirmed isn’t an ‘idea’.

I guess working for peace with a nuclear-armed totalitarian state isn’t an ‘idea’.

I guess pulling the U.S. out of various bad international agreements isn’t an ‘idea’.

Apparently, according to Suderman, the fact that a lot of Republicans are retiring means that the GOP has ‘abandoned the notion of a policy agenda entirely’. As we lawyers say, I’d like to see him connect that up.

The rest of it is just general OOOO IIIIKKKK TRUMP! that we’ve come to expect at the Cultural Marxists at tReason.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th May 2018

Fact-checking President Trump’s reasons for leaving the Iran nuclear deal  As if they knew what the facts actually were, or would tell the truth about it if they did.

Nets Freak After ‘Reneging’ Iran Deal: Obama ‘Anguished’, U.S. Credibility Shattered  Fimmy how nobody seems worried about Iran’s creditability.

Comey’s Tortured Trump Collusion Logic

Matthews, Panel Go Bonkers Over Iran Deal Withdrawal; ‘Chick Hawks’ Giving ‘Moral High Ground’ to Iran  Only proglodyteas would think that a state sponsor of terrorism would have ‘moral high ground’.

CNN Eases Liberal Fears of Trump Lawsuits Ending After AG Resignation

Obamas Have Slammed Trump A Dozen Times Since Leaving The White House, Breaking With Precedent  We don’t need no stinkin’ precedent.

Stormy Daniels lawyer alleges Donald Trump’s personal attorney received payments from Russian oligarch  Still waiting for some kind of a crime to be identified here. Next they’ll accuse him of racism for buying coffee at Starbuck’s.

Jemele Hill Says President Trump’s Conference on Race ‘Rings Hollow’  In other words, she’s going to go with her preconceived hatred rather than look at the facts.

Chris Cuomo Thinks The Swamp Has Gotten Even Murkier Under Trump  Squids do that when threatened.

Donald Trump has shown himself to be the American version of Gaddafi in his behaviour towards Iran and the nuclear deal

Joy Behar Says Iran Deal Withdrawal Is Proof Trump Is ‘Jealous’ Of Obama  Uh, yeah. Sure.

MSNBC’s Glaude: Americans ‘Have Become Okay With’ Millions of People Dying  Hey, you’re a professor at Princeton, which means you have money; how about helping them out? You didn’t buy that suit at Sears.

How the rest of the world is trying to save Iran nuclear deal from Trump’s attempts to sabotage it  I suggest that they will fail.

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‘Pulling Out of the Iran Deal Could Endanger U.S. Troops’

9th May 2018

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No, it couldn’t. Any danger to American troops would occur with or without the ‘Iran Deal’, because the Iranians were ignoring it any way. (Remember that boatload of Navy people that they seized and humiliated? That Iran Deal was certainly effective, wasn’t it?)

The problem with tReason magazine is that when they’re not dealing with litmus-test ‘libertarian’ issues (WE ARE ENTITLED TO SMOKE WEED! TAXATION IS THEFT!), they are just the same old Cultural Marxists as everybody else of their age and education. Every now and then they have something useful, but then so does The Nation.

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NBC Just Investigated Itself on Matt Lauer. Unsurprisingly, They Don’t Think They Did Anything Wrong

9th May 2018

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Isn’t that amazing.

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ABC Fails to Mention AG Accused of Beating His Girlfriends Is a Democrat

9th May 2018

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Of course not. That’s not the Narrative.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th May 2018

‘Morning Joe’ Tries To Flip Schneiderman Accusation On Trump

The Media Get Trumped: President’s Polls Improve Despite 90% Negative Coverage

John Oliver: Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump ‘Both Want to F**k Ivanka’  This guy is supposedly a comedian.

Former Obama Official Says Iran ‘Has Shown More Credibility’ Than The White House  Except that whole lying about nuclear research thing. Or perhaps he meant the Obama White House.

BIZARRE: ‘The View’ Asks If Schneiderman Sex-Abuse Scandal’s a ‘Tipping Point for Trump?’

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The Liberal Media’s Answer to Ideological Diversity Concerns: Ban Conservatives, Hire Socialists

8th May 2018

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Coates was essentially saying that the publication could still have intellectual diversity without conservative opinions, as long as it shifted the goalpost in the other direction—i.e., by including more perspectives that were further and further left.

Levitz takes this ball and runs with it, providing two basic arguments for doing so: first, most conservative opinion writers are completely irrelevant to the conservative movement as it exists the age of Trump; and second, conservative arguments are obviously wrong and thus not worth debating at all.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th May 2018

Mika Brzezinski Calls Rudy Giuliani A ‘Train Wreck’ Who Is ‘Making It Up As He Goes Along’ [VIDEO]  Gee, I was about to say the same about Mika.

NYDN’s Lupica Attacks Trump, Pence and ‘Church of the Gun’ Attendees at NRA Convention  Which is CLEARLY in sportswriter Lupica’s area of expertise.

Joy Behar Says Trump Is Using A ‘Big Lie’ Like Hitler  Or, closer to home, like CNN, MSNBC, NPR, ABC, NBC, CBS, the New York Times, the Washington Post….

Chief Hypocrite Scarborough Demands GOP Apologize to America for Defending Trump  No, I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

GLAAD Media Awards Winner Call America a ‘Leaderless Country’

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Obama Ethics Lawyer Says Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate Is a ‘Symbol of Corruption’

7th May 2018

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I guess he wasn’t around when Michelle got her no-show ‘diversity coordinator’ job after Barack was elected to the Senate.

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Nets Fret: Trump’s CIA Pick ‘Referendum on Country’s Use of Torture’

7th May 2018

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Bear in mind that the Left’s definition of torture is when room service is late.

I suspect being forced to watch re-runs of Seinfeld constitutes torture, but nobody asked me….

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ABC: Star Wars Day Gets 6X Coverage of Lowest Unemployment Since 2000

7th May 2018

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Hey, man, ya gotta have priorities.

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How ‘Supermud’ Bricks Could Help Tackle the World’s Housing Crisis and Cut Carbon Emissions

6th May 2018

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Feel free to read the article if you wish — I’m sure it’s very interesting and informative — but that’s not what I’m here to talk about. I’m about to get META on your ass; hang on tight.

The Independent isn’, really. Like most ‘media’ enterprises these days, it’s fashionably Lefty, although not as bad as The Guardian, which serves as the official Voice of the Labour Party the way that the New York Times and The Washington Post tag-team for the Party of Hate. (A term that I got from Scott Adams that I really like.)

The headline is the first giveaway — something like a ‘supermud brick’ would be pretty cool, but it wouldn’t be important enough to write about in so hip/cool/cutting-edge a publication as The Independent. It has to Solve a Problem in the Modern Capitalist World, preferably one that chiefly affects the UnderServed (women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc.). Did you know that there was a ‘world housing crisis’? I didn’t. And I still don’t; Lefty journalists don’t even get out of bed for something that’s not a Crisis, preferably a World Crisis, and if they don’t see one they cobble one together, because that’s what they live for. (And what their paychecks depend on, although coals of fire wouldn’t get them to admit it.)

‘Cut carbon emissions’? A twofer! Now, just why cutting ‘carbon emissions’ is such a good thing is never addressed; they are Leftists writing for other Leftists and can presume that their target demographic is au courant with the latest Crises, of which presumably ‘carbon emissions’ is one. (Betcha money it’s connected to Global Warming Climate Change; all of the Cool Crises are these days.)

I really like the subhed: ‘The world needs more affordable housing with lower environmental impact.’ Really? Why? Again, never addressed. You’re just supposed to know this stuff. Just what is ‘affordable housing’, anyway? ‘Affordable’ for whom? Donald Trump? Mustafa bin Laden in his home in the Sudan? We never find out. I seriously doubt that the writer of the piece could define it. Affordable Housing is just one of those political fetishes of the Left, like Reduced Inequality and Social Justice and Racial Balance and Diversity that are trotted out whenever the Chattering Class wants to get an Amen.

And why is ‘lower environmental impact’ such a concern? Housing, by its nature, has a high environmental impact, since you’re putting people where animals presumably could be living. The best ‘low environmental impact’ would be not to build housing at all, but move all the people away to where people are already living — someplace like, oh, Detroit, where there is plenty of existing housing that is at present unoccupied. But no. That would actually solve the problem, and we can’t have that.

This is what makes the Left so tedious. The world is full of Crises, and a proglodyte is morally obligated to obsess about every goddamned one of them every goddamned minute of every goddamned day. The entire country is turning into an open-air sanatarium full of people with Political Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.That’s bad enough; but they are deeply determined that you will at least pretend to be POCD as well — and that I find irritating in the extreme.

Ah, well. I’ll have supermud bricks from which to make a fortress for my Last Stand.

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Guess That Party!

6th May 2018

John Hinderaker of Powerline blows the whistle.

When the Associated Press reports on embarrassing conduct by an elected official but discreetly avoids telling us what party (s)he belongs to, you can generally guess. This one is an entertaining example.

UPDATE: AP’s Scott Bauer Fails to ID Party of Dem Legislator Charged in Racial Incident

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th May 2018

FBI sponsored meeting turns into anti-Trump rally

Don Lemon: It Is My Obligation As A Journalist To Call Trump A Racist  It is my obligation as a blogger to call Don Lemon a liar and a twit.

San Diego School Orders Defiant Artist To Revise Painting Depicting President Trump’s Head On A Spear

Sorry, Liberal Media, But You Own Michelle Wolf

Morning Joe Meltdown Over Sarah Sanders: ‘This is How Democracies Die’  Yeah, when supposed journalists act like the Thought Police.

France condemns Trump over claim armed civilians could have stopped 2015 Paris attacks  ‘Cheese-eating surrender monkeys’ is, I believe, the phrase.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th May 2018

Nets Spend 13 Mins on Stormy, Ignore House Dem Accused of ‘Child Sex Abuse’

WATCH: Morning Joe Turns Into Sarah Sanders Hate-Fest  Which really isn’t all that different from any other day.

CNN Cillizza: Sarah Sanders Should Quit Her Job  Actually, Cillizza should quit his job.

California School’s Mural Depicts Trump With Severed Head [VIDEO]  Of course it does.

Valerie Jarrett: Obama Should Get Credit For Good Trump Economy  Yeah, he like TOTALLY passed a tax cut and revoked all those piss-ant regulations.

Christians Share Stage With Muslim Extremists At Council on American-Islamic Relations Fundraisers

WashPost Disses Trump, Tries to Dismiss 2.9% GDP Growth Rate  Pretty soon the growth rate and the unemployment rate will meet in the middle — then they’ll really be confused.

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Alt-Left Insanity: Hair Triggered by ‘White People Shampoo’

4th May 2018

The horror….

From the lunch counter to the bathroom counter, from Whites Only toilets to Whites Only toiletries. Yes, racism lurks everywhere and a singer named Halsey has heroically called it out in the high-end hotel sector.

A note about Halsey: The name is just Halsey. She is yet another victim of the horrible “name flu” that swept through communities of aspiring pop singers in the 2000s, leaving Rihanna, Beyoncé and so many others to face life with truncated monikers. Furthermore, she is not to be confused with WWII Admiral William “Bull” Halsey. Bull Halsey, you see, was pretty heroic himself, though he had the benefit of not just two but three names (counting “Bull”), and admittedly the Battle of Leyte Gulf pales in comparison to the Battle of Lady Dove.

She looks pretty white to me. Where’s the beef?

I’ve been traveling for years now and it’s been so frustrating that the hotel toiletry industry entirely alienates people of color,” she said. “I can’t use this perfumed watered down white people shampoo. Neither can 50% of ur customers. Annoying.

Well, you could always do what I do, and bring your own shampoo. I doubt that you make less money than I do and so can’t afford it.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd May 2018

NBC Pumps Up the Hype for Possible Subpoena Fight Between Trump and Mueller

Washington Post: “We knew little about Trump by Election Day”  Yeah, we all knew how much he hid from the public.

Raging Matthews Proclaims He’s ‘Hungry for a Verdict’ in Mueller’s Russia Probe  I’m sure he is.

Worst of the Month: Helping Hillary, Freaking Out Over Fox News and Trump’s Threat To Democracy

‘Morning Joe’ Tries To Shame Rudy Giuliani For Defending Trump  Oh, like that will work.

Colbert Applauds Avenatti for ‘Using the Media’ to Trash Trump: ‘You’ve Been on CNN Like 60 Times’

Reporter Screams At Trump About Stormy Daniels At National Day Of Prayer Ceremony  Pure class.

April Ryan Claims Giuliani Doesn’t Know ‘What Lawyers Do’ [VIDEO]  Uh, April, Rudi has forgotten more about being a lawyer than you ever knew.

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How to Watch MSNBC

3rd May 2018

Scott Adams has the key.

“We’re going to learn to watch MSNBC as if it were a comedy about people who don’t understand things.”

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd May 2018

Environmental group to carve Donald Trump’s face into the side of Arctic iceberg  I’ll believe it when I see it.

Morning Joe Jokes About Trump Having An STD  They’re scraping the bottom now.

The View Turns Into A Trump Hate Fest — Meghan McCain Reminds Them About Trump’s Approval Ratings

Tin Foil Mika Brzezinski: Maybe Trump ‘Raided’ Doctor to Cover for STD!

Now we know the truth: Donald Trump is the unhealthiest individual ever elected to the presidency  Really? Less healthy than Kennedy? Less healthy than Roosevelt? Really?

Spike Lee: Trump Is ‘On The Wrong Side Of History’ [VIDEO]  Still working from the old memo, I see.

MSNBC Legal Analyst: America Will Be ‘Authoritarian Dictatorship’ If Trump Refuses Mueller Subpoena  I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.

CNN’s Hill Suggests Wearing Trump Hat Worse Than Saying ‘F the Police’  For the Party of Hate, that’s probably true.

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Maxine Waters Tries to Silence Kanye, Says Rapper Should Not Talk Politics

1st May 2018

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Madame BitterBeerFace apparently thinks that freedom of speech is only for the Party of Hate.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th April 2018

‘Kanye doesn’t care about black people’: Questlove spotted in T-shirt criticising rapper over Trump comments

Daily Beast Hails ‘Alarming Relevance’ of Anti-Trump ‘Misery Porn’ in ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’  A very rich fantasy life.

MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Manages To Make Sarah Sanders Insults All About Him [VIDEO]

Ana Navarro: Trump People Aren’t Fun To Hang Out With  But better company than proglodytes, who spend their time looking for people to hate on.

NBC Excuses Offensive Correspondents’ Dinner: ‘The President Has Said Much Worse’  I think not.

Sam Stein: ‘Press Scandal’ Is Trump Avoiding Interviews With Unfriendly Outlets  A problem Obama never had.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th April 2018

White House Correspondents’ Dinner: Conservatives walk out as Michelle Wolf brutally ridicules Trump and aides

Reporters Slam White House Correspondents’ Dinner As ‘Embarrassment’ And ‘Gift’ To Trump Admin  Any demonstration of proglodytes acting like proglodytes is a gift to the Trump administration. And the American people.

CNN’s Acosta Laments WHCD Didn’t Focus Enough On Trump’s ‘Constant Attacks On The Press’  It also didn’t focus on their constant attacks on him.

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28th April 2018

Melber: Trump ‘Literally Endorsed White Supremacy After Someone Was Murdered’  Well, actually, he didn’t.

MSNBC Guest Claims Mike Pence Would Put Gay People In ‘Concentration Camps’ If He Became President  Guess they’ve realized that this trick no longer works with Trump, so they’re trotting it out against Pence.

Dershowitz: Dems And Left-Wingers Think Trump Is ‘The Devil’  And, from their point of view, they’re right.

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Chance the Rapper Rejects ‘Thank You’ From Donald Trump

28th April 2018

Read it.

He’s back on the proglodyte plantation after being tagged as a Heretic and Sinner. I guess that, since he isn’t the Big Name that Kanye is, he couldn’t afford the hit to his income.

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Slate: “Stop Talking About Race and IQ”

28th April 2018

Steve Sailer does a fine fisking of William Saletan at Slate.

Most of the proglodyte arguments about race and IQ boil down to ‘Shut up! Shut up!‘, but occasionally one will expose enough target area for entertainment purposes.

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26th April 2018

CNN’S Acosta Whines About Being Called Fake News, Vilifies Trump Supporters  Poor baby.

James Comey defends memo release, says Donald Trump is ‘just making stuff up’  Like being called ugly by a frog.

Unhinged Blogger Claims Trump’s Presidency Forced Her To Become A Shopping Addict  Yeah, it caused me to retire. Who can I sue about that?

Chicago Tribune Columnist Claims Trump’s ‘Silence’ On Waffle House Murders ‘Reeks Of Racism’  Yup, the President has nothing better to do than engage in public virtue-signalling whenever proglodytes think he ought to.

Joy Behar Asks Dr. Phil: Isn’t President Trump Grooming Macron Like an Orangutan?  Keepin’ it weird.

Trump’s cell phone use is security “nightmare” waiting to happen, lawmakers say  Democrat lawmakers, of course.

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25th April 2018

MSNBC’s Reid Repeatedly Compares the Russia Probe to Watergate  Perhaps she thinks, like Goebbels, that if she repeats it often enough, people will believe that it’s true.

Oliver Stone Compares Trump To The Devil While In Iran

Bill Kristol Predicts Democrats Will Sweep Midterms And Turn GOP Against Donald Trump [VIDEO]  He also predicted a Hillary landslide, so I wouldn’t be too worried.

Maxine Waters: Trump Just Needs To ‘Get Out’  She appears to believe that if she just says it often enough somebody will listen to her.

Whoopi Goldberg Angrily Reads Note Card Trashing Trump’s Cabinet  Beats working for a living.

Maxine Waters Hopes ‘Cohen Tapes’ Give Democrats ‘Treasure Trove Of Information’  I have no doubt that she does.

Jake Tapper and Ellen DeGeneres Discuss Life Under Trump as ‘Crazy’ and ‘Scary’  For them, it surely is. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

‘Dead To Me’: Ex-Kanye Fans Flip Over His Acceptance Of Trump  No room for Heretics or Sinners.

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Meet the Alt-Right ‘Dilbert’ Creator Who’s Behind Kanye West’s Renewed Enthusiasm for Trump

25th April 2018

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Anybody who would characterize Scott Adams as ‘alt-right’ is still sucking his thumb.

The fact that ‘Business Insider’ would publish such drivel underscores the oxymoron of their name.

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NYT: Unbearable Whiteness of Everything

25th April 2018

Steve Sailer understands the dialectic.

Now that the New York Times has shone the spotlight on the whiteness of the Fortune 500 names, I am looking forward to the NYT’s followup on the Forbes 400 of the Jewishness of the first and/or last names of America’s billionaires.

They are going to do that analysis, right?

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24th April 2018

CNN: Trump Using The Word ‘Breeding’ Is ‘Racist’  Where is the word that isn’t racist when Trump uses it?

‘The Nation’ Angered that ‘Racist’ Trump to Pardon Late African-American Boxing Champ  Doesn’t Trump know he’s supposed to be Hitler?

Maxine Waters: 70 Percent Of Women Want To Impeach Trump  And they all wear the Bitter Beer Face.

CNN Host Finds Nothing But ‘Racist’ Intent in Trump ‘Breeding’ Tweet  My, what a surprise.

Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump disgusting in ‘f***-laced’ rant, new book claims  My, what a surprise.

Judge Napolitano Says There’s ‘No Question’ Democrats Tried To Frame President Trump  Of course they did — and will.

Eagles Owner: Trump’s Presidency ‘Disastrous’  And of course the owner of a football team who gave money to Hillary is an expert.

White House Reporters Whine About ‘Tension’ With Trump  Well, when you spend your time calling a guy Hitler, there’s going to be some tension. yeah.

CNN Dedicates Entire Segment To Trump’s Personal Cell Phone Use  Hey, when you’ve not nothing but nits to pick, then nits are what you pick.

Joy Behar Cracks Donald Trump Jr. Is Going to Jail: ‘The Feds Are Gonna Get Him!’  Joy has a very rich fantasy life.

President Trump: guilty until proven innocent

Trump Explains Why He Is Skipping The WHCA Dinner  Why sit down to dinner with people who have spent the last year calling you Hitler? That’s a no-brainer, in my book.

CNN’s Cillizza Does Entire Segment On Awkward Trump, Macron Photo  Awkward for CNN, perhaps.

Comedian Says She Dreams Of Donald Trump Dying  Yeah, that’s pretty funny.

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Dyson to Hispanic Republican: ‘You Can Be a White Supremacist in Brown Skin’ Share

24th April 2018

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On Tuesday’s New Day, as CNN’s Alisyn Camerota hosted a debate between far-left former MSNBC contributor Michael Eric Dyson and former Donald Trump advisor Steve Cortes over what the word “breeding” was referring to in a recent tweet by the President, Dyson at one point asserted that “you can be a white supremacist in brown skin” as he argued against his fellow guest defending Trump.

Additionally, Camerota repeated the discredited myth popular on the left that illegal immigrants have a lower crime rate than American citizens.

The intellectual vacuity of the people who regularly step forward to promote the proglodyte agenda is one of the most disgusting aspects of our degenerate modern age.

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Joe Scarborough Thinks Scott Pruitt Has a Rich Sponsor Who’s Protecting His Job

24th April 2018

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I think Joe Scarborough has a rich sponsor who is protecting his job.

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23rd April 2018

Character Jokes, ‘We Need to Assassinate the President’ on ‘The Good Fight’

Cabinet Ousts ‘Despised’ President from Office on ‘Homeland’

Expect Trump’s North Korea Talks To Be Fruitless  Because TRUMP, of course. (But … are they going to look stupid if it works.)

Joe Scarborough Predicts Republicans Will Face Reckoning For Electing Donald Trump  Yeah, it’s called ‘reelection’.

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22nd April 2018

‘America Deserves Better’: Author Brad Thor To Challenge Trump In GOP Primary  Good luck with that.

Melania Was Total Class At Barbara Bush’s Funeral — NYT Reporter Still Turns It Into An Attack On Trump  You know, as they do.

The Southern Poverty Law Center, a fundraising organization, raised a lot of funds during the first year of Trump Derangement Syndrome  It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good.

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