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The inmates are in charge of the asylum.
8th June 2018
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8th June 2018
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Fortunately there isn’t anything more important to talk about today.
She wrote: “There’s big talk about inclusion and diversity at Google so if you need any evidence of Google is making this priority may I direct your attention to the salad emoji— we’ve removed the egg in Android P beta 2, making this a more inclusive vegan salad.”
So here’s the deal: In order to make something ‘more inclusive’ you have to take something out.
Got it? Good. You now understand ‘inclusion and diversity’. Go ye out and spread the Word.
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8th June 2018
Robert Fisk clutches his pearls over Lebanon.
(Just for the record, I really don’t care.)
Robert Fisk is the guy for whom the term ‘fisking’ was created. Urban Dictionary:
The word is derived from articles written by Robert Fisk that were easily refuted, and refers to a point-by-point debunking of lies and/or idiocies.
Try it yourself on this one.
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7th June 2018
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7th June 2018
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Wow! Whoda thunkit?
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6th June 2018
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6th June 2018
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Military officials stopped Pablo Villavicencio – an immigrant from Ecuador and father of two – after he delivered pizza to the Fort Hamilton Army base on Friday, according to New York City Councilman Justin Brannan.
When Mr Villavicencio failed to provide adequate identification, Mr Brannan said, the officers passed him to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The 32-year-old remained in ICE custody on Monday, pending his removal from the country.
Wondering when these guys will cotton to the fact that ‘illegal’ means ‘subject to arrest and deportation’. This elementary knowledge doesn’t appear able to cross the blood/brain barrier with some people.
Eric Adams, the borough president for Brooklyn, said Mr Villavicencio’s arrest set a “dangerous precedent”.
Um, let’s see: Enforcing the law is a ‘dangerous precedent’. Yeah, that guy’s a Democrat.
“It is unimaginable that a person can go from a pizza to prison,” he said at a press conference.
I have no problem imagining that.
An ICE spokesperson confirmed Mr Villavicencio had been detained, and was being held in custody pending his removal. The spokesperson said Mr Villavicencio had failed to comply with a 2010 voluntary departure order and was considered a fugitive.
Sounds pretty cut-and-dried to me. I’d be inclined to send Eric Abrams along with him.
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5th June 2018
CNN Analyst: Trump ‘Obsessing’ Over Pardoning Himself Means He Has a ‘Guilty Conscience’ Try to imagine Trump with a guilty conscience. I can’t.
Liberals Throw A Fit On Twitter After Trump Disinvites Eagles From White House These guys gotta learn — you mess with the bull, you get the horns every time. This President is not a punching bag.
Philly Mayor Calls Trump A ‘Fragile Egomaniac’ Over Eagles Disinvite He seems pretty far from fragile to me. They keep expecting the President to be complacent about the position of punching bag, and this President ain’t gonna do it.
Jack White uses ‘Icky Thump’ lyrics to go after Trump: ‘You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too’ Well, there’s Hillary Clinton….
Cable Fearmongering: Everything Is a ‘Constitutional Crisis’
Sunny Hostin Goes Full Kanye on Trump: ‘He Doesn’t Care About African Americans!’ Hey, it’s not as if ‘African-Americans’ care about him.
Greta Thinks It’s Weird That Colbert Is So Worried About ‘Where’s Melania?’ Oh, look, squirrel!
Worst of the Month: Tarnishing Trump Supporters as Racist and Still Worshipping Obama
CNN Panel Turns Backlash Against Clinton Into Attack on Trump You know, as they do.
Therapist Tells WashPost Women Aren’t Having Kids Because of Trump Good. I would encourage women who aren’t having kids because of Trump to not have kids, period.
Sarah Sanders Finally Snaps On April Ryan After She Literally Screams Question About NFL Kneelers
Muslim Group To Hold Ramadan Protest At White House Against Trump What are they protesting? Some pretended animus of Trump against Muslims? I hope they have the honesty to invite a straw man.
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4th June 2018
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4th June 2018
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Uh-oh. Trouble in Paradise.
(Curious, where have they been since the 90s?)
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3rd June 2018
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All of which could have been avoided by just STAYING HOME.
You break the law, you get what lawbreakers get. Own Damned Fault.
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3rd June 2018
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The latest news from Planet Grievance.
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3rd June 2018
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3rd June 2018
The Other McCain reads the New York Time so you don’t have to.
The New York Times has a distinctly weird article, written by a British graduate student, smearing traditional stay-at-home mothers with the taint of “white supremacy.” The writer is able to find actual examples of neo-Nazi racialism in the online “tradwives” community, but it is always possible to find examples of anything on the Internet, e.g., Catholic schoolgirls who grow up to be blue-haired “nonbinary queers.”
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2nd June 2018
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2nd June 2018
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Apparently Obama had read a column—I have an idea of which one—about the role of identity in shaping peoples’ lives and political choices. “Maybe we pushed too far,” he mused. “Maybe people just want to fall back into their tribe.” No question his fellow passengers that day reassured him that no, no, he did everything he could to bend the arc of history a little more toward justice. It’s not your fault, Mr. President. You didn’t push too far. All you did was troll Donald Trump into running for president in the first place, stand by while Ferguson and Baltimore rioted and burned, give Iran billions in exchange for empty promises, allow Russia to establish a beachhead in the Middle East for the first time in half a century, browbeat Israel at every opportunity, ram through Obamacare after Scott Brown’s election in Massachusetts, preside over the mass migration of children across the southern border in 2014, expand the DACA amnesty despite saying 22 times you lacked authority to do so, use the permanent structure of government to devastate the Appalachian economy, convince half of America that liberals were ready to take their guns (this wasn’t hard to do), have your Education Department issue orders that led to the campus-assault craze and the deterioration of classroom discipline and that, months before a presidential election, mandated trans-bathrooms in schools, have your Justice Department preside over a sloppy (I’m being charitable) investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server that included, at one point, your attorney general secretly meeting with the husband of the subject of the investigation on an airport tarmac, muscle out Joe Biden, who might have won, from the race, and hand the party back to the less-likable half of America’s most polarizing and corrupt political couple. Not to mention the eight years of lecturing. Oh, the lecturing.
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2nd June 2018
Steve Sailer documents the lies.
For example, Obama gave a speech in Warsaw inflaming racial tensions about police shootings and within 24 hours five Dallas policemen had been murdered by a BLM terrorist.
But who can remember all the way back to the summer of 2016?
Similarly, the Obama Administration stoked the Fake News hysteria about Ferguson, which helped cause the total number of homicides in the United States to jump a striking 20% from 2014 to 2016. But who knows that statistic?
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1st June 2018
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1st June 2018
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The horror! The horror!
Actually, the policies only say ‘permitted’, but you know what proglodyte ‘journalists’ are like.
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31st May 2018
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I guess we’ll see.
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31st May 2018
Amid Their Roseanne Firestorm, ABC Whines: Trump Hasn’t Condemned Her Yet! Of course, they haven’t apologized to him yet for all of the horrible things they say about him every day.
Tyrant: Shakespeare on Power by Stephen Greenblatt, review: What Shakespeare’s plays can tell us about Trump Because EVERYTHING these days has to be about Trump.
TBS’s Samantha Bee Calls Ivanka Trump ‘Feckless C**t’ Classy.
USAT: ‘Dog Whistler in Chief’ Trump Gains Politically by Forcing NFL Protest Ban ‘Forcing’? Did he arrest somebody? Is somebody in prison for not standing for the National Anthem and I didn’t hear about it. (Remember: If you hear the dog whistle, then you’re the dog.)
MSNBC Panel: ‘Bigot in Chief’ Trump Told KKK They Can ‘Take the Hood Off’ Scott Adams is right — CNN is turning into a comedy channel.
CNN Pundit Blames Trump For Sam Bee Calling Ivanka A ‘C*nt’ You can’t make this stuff up.
The Internet Is Having A Meltdown Over This New York Post Cover Involving Trump And Kim Kardashian
Nets Link Roseanne to Trump 31 Times, Ignore Weinstein’s Ties to Clinton, Obama Not a surprise, but a useful reminder.
CNN’s Acosta Lost It When Kim K Visited Trump. Here’s What He Said When Celebs Visited Obama If one is looking for a feckless c*nt, one need look no farther than Jim Acosta.
NBC Reporter Tries to Excuse Vile Samantha Bee: ‘She’s a Comedian’ So is Roseanne. Pay attention.
NY Times Lead Story: ‘Conspiratorial’ Trump’s Corrosive ‘Paranoia’ Harming Faith in the Media
MSNBC: White Nationalist Candidates ‘Just a Little Bit More Extreme’ Than Trump Except that Trump is not ‘extreme’ at all; certainly less ‘extreme’ than Bernie Sanders.
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30th May 2018
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30th May 2018
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Of course they do. On Planet Grievance, black people can do no wrong.
Farrakhan is perfectly comfortable in the Party of Hate. It’s what he does for a living.
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30th May 2018
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The Crust is heavily marbled with self-hating white people. This will not end well.
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30th May 2018
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Sure, that’ll work.
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29th May 2018
Vox’s Ezra Klein Compares Trump to Novelist Philip Roth’s Fictional Fascist President Of course he does.
Leftist Pols, Activists, Media Use 2014 Detention Photos to Attack Trump on Immigration ‘Fake bur accurate’.
Trump lashes out as Obama-era photos of immigrant children in steel cages linked to current administration Whatever happens, it’s Trump’s fault.
Schumer: ‘The President And His Associates Have … Lied’ Like being called ugly by a frog.
April Ryan Tweets Bizarre Article About Trump — The Fallout Continues
Mitt Romney Takes Shot At Trump: ‘Not A Role Model For My Grandkids’ Being a ‘role model’ is not his job. If his grandkids need a loser as a role model, they’ve always got their grandad.
Starbucks CEO Blames Trump For ‘Racist Behavior’ Before Closing Stores For Racial Bias Training Sounds as if Starbucks has been more racist that Trump. Wonder how they square that circle.
History will never let Donald Trump escape the shame of separating parents and children at the border Which, of course, he has not done.
Warren Says Trump Invented ‘Spygate’ Because He’s Afraid Of Mueller Much like Warren invented her skraeling descent?
Joy Behar: Trump ‘Can’t Really Take Credit’ For The Economy, It Was Obama [VIDEO] Uh-huh. I guess that’s why it didn’t take off until after Obama left office and AFTER the Trump tax cut. Sure, that makes perfect sense.
Martin Short: ‘History Books’ Will Focus on ‘Shame of Trump Supporters’ Actually, they’re more likely to focus on the delusions and dithering of his critics.
On NPR, Harvard Professor Touts ‘White Fear Being Weaponized’ Under Trump Well, pounding on white people all the time will do that. Be careful what you wish for.
University President Laments Trump’s ‘Degradation Of Our Culture’ Actually, that degradation is well under way in our universities. He maybe ought to look in a mirror.
Donald Trump and the art of the conspiracy theory Actually, reading the news reveals that it’s not just a theory.
Axios Tells Readers Not To Blame Trump For High Gas Prices — Promptly Blames Trump For High Gas Prices ‘They don’t get to do that to our pledges — only we get to do that to our pledges!’
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29th May 2018
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Apparently only white ‘consumers’ are patriotic, and so many of them watch rich black assholes push each other around a football field that they need to be catered to. And ‘black consumers’ are perfectly all right with people disrespecting the American flag.
Chuck, do you really want to start down that road?
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29th May 2018
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Romney ought to move to the Democrats and get it over with. He can take Bob Dole’s place. They could use another loser.
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29th May 2018
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Which is obviously more important than all of the people, mostly People of Color, murdered over the weekend in Chicago.
What a bunch of racists.
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29th May 2018
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Except for that whole ‘being sold’ and ‘being forced to work’ part.
Amazing how whenever a black person runs into something he/she doesn’t like, ‘it’s like slavery’. (None of them have ever experienced actual slavery, so how would they know?)
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28th May 2018
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28th May 2018
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How horrible! Women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc.
We must either (a) ban cycling or (b) distribute free cycles to minorities.
The part I wonder about is the fact that London apparently has a ‘cycling chief’.
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27th May 2018
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26th May 2018
Juan Williams: Trump Gave Patriotic USNA Speech For Ratings Because that what Juan Williams would have done, and of course Trump is just as much of a jerk as Juan Williams. Obvious when you think of it.
A new angle on Trump and the alt-right: Magick!
WashPost’s Philip Bump Won’t Let Go of ‘Trump Smears Immigrants’ Lie
MSNBC Panels Hysterical Over President Trump’s Reaction to New NFL Policy
First Reformed is Taxi Driver for the age of Trump Whenever something mentions ‘the age of Trump’, you know it’s going to be a proglodyte fantasy.
Alter Slams ‘Banana Republican’ ‘Autocratic Behavior Like We’ve Never Seen’ He must have been asleep through the Obama administration.
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25th May 2018
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25th May 2018
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Yeah, sure. Let’s play a little game.
- Guy stands up in a crowd and shouts ‘I love America! America is the greatest country ever!’ Place your bets: Democrat or Republican>
- Guy stands up in a crowd and shouts ‘I hate America! America sucks!’ Place your bets: Democrat or Republican?
Balls in your court, Plugs.
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24th May 2018
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23rd May 2018
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22nd May 2018
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21st May 2018
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21st May 2018
Steve Sailer pulls back the curtain.
Immigration is so often sold in the Anglosphere like this: as a way to revitalize depopulating small towns. Yet, immigrants themselves overwhelmingly prefer to flock to the big, expensive cities of Australia, Canada, and the U.S., exacerbating the affordable housing crisis.
For example, when there was a huge energy boom in North Dakota a few years ago, the new arrivals were predominantly Americans. Immigrants don’t want to move to Hicksville, USA, and if they have to, it’s only until they can move to the big city.
Filipinos in the US, for instance, have been flocking to the bright lights of Las Vegas, contributing to the 2008 Housing Bubble/Burst there. Filipinos don’t want to live in some rural Nowheresville, they want to live close to the MGM Grand Arena where Senator Manny Pacquiao fights Floyd Mayweather.
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21st May 2018
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Women and minorities hardest hit, seas rising, bears dying, etc. etc.
E&E News reported the U.S. and allies could end up electrifying North Korea with coal-fired power to take advantage of the country’s vast reserves of high-quality coal. But is anyone really worried about the carbon dioxide emissions from increasing North Korea’s standard of living?
“Next we’re going to hear about how Venezuela’s carbon emissions are going down because socialism works so well,” Kish quipped.
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21st May 2018
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I guess that’s why, when you look at the crows for basketball and football games, most of the people who paid to watch are white. Good to get that cleared up.
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20th May 2018
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Women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc. etc.
I’m waiting for a list of those who have actually given money to a poor person.
I suspect it will be a short list.
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20th May 2018
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19th May 2018
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19th May 2018
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I often ask myself how much it would cost to hire some beta-male loser from a rural high school to hold a shooting party at a mainstream-media studio — say, the one where Kimmel tapes his shows.
Hmm. Airfare … hotel … meals … cab fare … weapons and ammunition … I’ll bet it could be done for $5ooo or less.
Hmmmm.
Perhaps one could kill two ‘birds’ with one stone (so to speak) and hire some MS-13 guys to do it; they’re pretty much already on site.
Hmmmmmmm.
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19th May 2018
Experience it.
This behavior would make a teenaged girl at a Justin Bieber concert cringe.
Indeed. Well, thank God it’s all over.
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18th May 2018
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17th May 2018
Maxine Waters Thinks That Trump’s Hotel Is ‘Very Criminal Looking’ Well, now, if we’re going to talk about looks….
Tom Steyer: Trump Isn’t As Bad As Hitler…Yet That’s very white of him.
Trump says illegal migrants are ‘animals, not people’ in half-minute rant about gangs Of course he didn’t really say that, but that’s what they heard, because of that whole rich fantasy life thing. Charles C.W. Cooke ‘splains it all to you here: On a Willful Lie from the Press
Jim Acosta Dares President Trump To Sit Down And Talk To Him Jesus, who would want to talk to Jim Acosta?
CNN’s Ana Navarro Stands Up For Illegal Immigrant Criminals, Compares Trump To A ‘Nazi’ And ‘Slave Owner’ Anna Navarro needs to get a real job.
CNN’s Jim Acosta Claims He Was ‘Just As Tough’ On Obama As He Is On President Trump [VIDEO] You’ll go to Hell for lying’, boy.
The vicious attacks on John McCain show the depths to which American conservatism has sunk to under Trump Trump has nothing to do with it — McCain has been hated every since he decided to be a ‘maverick’.
Media Distort Trump Decrying Illegal Gang ‘Animals’ Into Attack on ‘Undocumented Immigrants’
Kimmel Adores Acosta for ‘Tormenting’ Trump: ‘I Love it, I Can’t Get Enough of It’ Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
How the Media Just Created a Powerful New Lie About Trump
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