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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th July 2018

ABC, NBC Decry Trump Revoking Security Clearances from Obama Spooks

CNN: Removing Our Employee’s Clearance a ‘National Security Threat’

Democrats: Treason!! Voters: Ho Hum

Fox News mistakenly books Democrat who then lambasts Trump immigration policy  Oops.

Study: TV’s War Against Trump’s Immigration Enforcement Agenda

Alan Dershowitz Destroys Michael Avenatti’s Theory Of A Trump Resignation: ‘It’s Total Nonsense’

Jeffrey Sachs: “Trump is taking US down the path to tyranny”… Because Paris Climate Agreement

Denver Post Runs Letter To Editor Suggesting Trump’s Death Sentence For Treason  I suspect they’re for it.

Conservative Guest On MSNBC: Trump Has Made The Party ‘Dumber, Crueler, More Dishonest’ “Sykes, a self-identified conservative,…” which tells you that he isn’t really a conservative, but just plays one on TV.

This News Anchor Calls President Trump the ‘Worst Ruler in History’  Because that’s a news anchor’s job.

CNN: Iran Is More Stable and Rational Than Trump  Aside from that whole ‘Death to America!’ mob scene.

GMA Blasts ‘Shameful’ Trump ‘Punishing’ His Critics by Revoking Security Clearances  Yeah. If he were a Democrat, he’d do the traditional thing and sick the IRS on them. (Lois Lerner, call your former office.)

CNN’s John Avlon Alleges White House Cover Up To Distract From Trump-Putin Meeting  All Trump has to do is tweet and the media follow like a dog after a squirrel. Who needs a ‘coverup’?

Gov. Cuomo: Trump Is Waging ‘Jihad’ On Illegal Immigrants  Well, that ought to make Democrats more comfortable with him.

Warren: Trump Wants To Set ‘Black Working People Against White Working People’  First you have to find some black working people. Good luck with that. Trumps message to black working people is ‘You’ve been voting for Democrats for fifty years and what has it gotten you? Squat, that’s what.’ A powerful message.

Federal Judge Gives Green Light To Lawsuit Against Trump’s ‘Racist’ Cancellation Of TPS  Which will go nowhere, except to waste a lot of money, as all such lawsuits do.

Ryan Says Trump Is Just ‘Trolling People’ Over Revoking Intel Security Clearances  That’s the thing about Trump: You can never tell. Scott Adams calls this ‘shaking the box’.

Joe Scarborough Tries To Spread Chinese Conspiracy Theory Involving Ivanka Trump  Scraaaape that barrel….

Mike Huckabee Slams Former CIA Director John Brennan For Accusing Trump Of Treason

NBC Journalist: Trump Administration Is ‘Ripping Apart the Fabric of Society’

Joy Behar: Trump Wants To Take Away Brennan’s Security Clearance Because He ‘Is Afraid Of Any Kind Of Criticism’  Yeah, Trump sure looks afraid to me. Joy, you need to get out more.

Sen. Cory Booker Accuses Anyone Supporting Kavanaugh Of Being ‘Complicit’ In ‘Evil’  Yeah, well, New Jersey.

 

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Salon Doubles Down on Sarah Sanders Rumor

24th July 2018

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If they clap hard enough, maybe Tinkerbelle will recover.

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Professors Association Condemns Free Speech Legislation, Says It’s a ‘Political Agenda’

24th July 2018

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Yup, free speech is totally a political agenda, and professors just aren’t having it.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd July 2018

CNN’s Jake Tapper Asks If Carter Page and Donald Trump Are Russian Assets  Gee, he never asked that about Hillary.

NPR’s Hinojosa Claims Immigrant ‘Abuse’ Was ‘on Steroids’ Under Obama  But Trump is still to blame.

Kerry Slams Trump For Calling Biden A ‘Dream’ Opponent In 2020  Yeah, Trump needs to quit picking on Kerry’s retarded relatives.

NYT Shows No Self-Awareness, Hits Pro-Trump Tabloid for ‘Crossing…Line Into Politics’  ‘They can’t do that to our pledges! Only we can do that to our pledges!’

POLL: Trump’s Current Approval Rating Highest Ever, Stuns MSNBC  They might have to take their shoes off.

Democrats are helping Trump to win re-election  And we appreciate it.

Iran Fires Back After President’s Tweet: ‘Trump Cannot Do A Damn Thing Against Iran’  They must think Obama is still President. ‘Hold my Diet Coke and watch this….’

US reputation will take ‘years to recover’ from Trump presidency, warn experts  Yeah, restoring Obama’s fecklessness will be an uphill battle.

Dan Bongino Calls Democratic Rep Adam Schiff A ‘Fraud And A Liar’ For Pushing Russian ‘Hoax’ Scandal

WashPost ‘Humorist’ (and Ten Friends) Joke About How Chefs Should Mock Sarah Sanders

Scarborough Claims 80 Percent Of Republicans Say They Like Trump ‘Doing The Bidding Of Putin’  I’ve never noticed before what small, beady eyes Joe has.

President Trump Sounds Like He’s Siding With Putin Against America, Says CNN’s John Berman  John Berman sounds as if he’s a teeny bit biased. Just a teeny bit. (He also sounds like he’s got the IQ of a carrot, but that’s another issue.)

Washington Post Columnist Max Boot Suggests Trump Belongs In ‘Padded Cell’ For Warning Iran On Twitter  I suggest that Max Boot belongs in a padded cell for impersonating a conservative.

Maxine Waters Disparages Trump As ‘Putin’s Apprentice’  Maxine Waters would make a good evil stepmother.

Sunny Hostin Has A Theory About Trump’s All-Caps Rouhani Rant: ‘Wars Do Boost Low Presidential Ratings’  Grab for them straws….

CNN’s David Gregory Declares Trump Desperate ‘To Be Loved’ And Says He Suffers From ‘Paranoia’  Uh, yeah.

CNN’s Camerota: ‘Embarrassed’ Trump Trying to ‘Wag the Dog’ With Iran  Sure, a potentially nuclear insane-bigot state is just a TOTAL distraction from the non-existant ‘collusion’ witch-hunt.

MSNBC Conspiracy Theorist Maddow Fears Trump Is Really a ‘Foreign Agent’  Yeah, he’s a Republican — that’s foreign to Rachel Madow.

Trump-Deranged New York Daily News Fires Editor in Chief, Cuts Newsroom Staff In Half

Just How Far Will the Left Go?

Quick Update: White House Press Room “Gasped” When They Heard Their Most Productive Leakers Might Lose Their Security Clearances  Ought to have done that long since.

Woman Whose Career Has Transformed From Porn Performer to Stripper to Permanent CNN Expert On Trump’s Penis Now Says She Wants Her “Privacy”  Yeah, I can see that.

James Clapper: Taking Away My Security Clearance ‘Is A Petty Way Of Retribution’  Cry me a river.

‘Morning Joe’: Trump Is a ‘Weaponized Virus’ Made By Vladimir Putin

CNN Panel Praises ‘Brilliant’ Trump Resistance on TV  As ineffective as it has turned out to be.

Women’s Protest Says Pence ‘Ushering In A Theocratic Society’  Really? Where?

If Pence can ‘establish a theocracy’ in the face of the proglodyte rent-a-mobs, good luck to him.

WashPost’s Blackistone Tries to Link Trump with Past Racist Remarks by Pro Athletes  Well, they’re both racist, so obviously they’re connected, amiright?

 

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Katy Tur Calls Out Daily Caller, Fox News — Says They Aren’t Journalists

23rd July 2018

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Certainly not in the sense that Katy Tur means it (i.e. propagandist for the Left).

I think we can all be thankful for that.

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Balko: “Was there a ‘Ferguson effect’ in Baltimore? Don’t be so sure.”

23rd July 2018

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This a few thousand words of obfuscation to distract from the fundamental fact that the total number of homicides nationally in 2016 was 20% higher than in 2014, when BLM launched over Ferguson in 8/14. Moreover, many of the worst spikes in murders, such as St. Louis, Baltimore, and Chicago, happened directly following BLM’s biggest victories.

Radley Balko, like George Will, is one of those Crustian sidewallers who can’t stand anybody on the Right who didn’t Pay His Dues working his way up through the ranks of the opinionator drudges as God intended.

If you scratch them deeply enough you will find the same contempt for Flyover Country and ordinary Americans that the John Kerrys of the world wear on their sleeves.

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Understanding the Alt-Right

23rd July 2018

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Actually, I’m not terribly interested in understanding the alt-right as a movement; what I find fascinating is the evolution of the term itself. There are two wildly different definitions being applied, and I believe that the left is using that confusion of terms, intentionally and with malice aforethought, to denigrate a large portion of the population as racist, right-wing oppressors.

The people who are actually on the Right but opposed to the current Crustocrat establishment prefer the term Dissident Right. Steve Sailer, Stacy McCain, John Derbyshire, and ZMan come immediately to mind.

It was only after the election that word began to filter out about an earlier, original definition for the term. We found out that the name was originally coined by a guy named Richard Spencer, the leader of a very specific, fringe group of white nationalists. Looking at their actual policy proposals, in that case alt-right seemed to refer more to being, well … leftist. It is a variant of socialism, essentially identical to several other identity-based movements in this country, populated by people who are black or Hispanic. But, while all those other movements are considered left-wing, this group, apparently for no other reason than them being white, are labeled as part of the right.

‘Alt-right’ is one of those slur-terms that the Left creates by reflex; like most such terms, it means ‘person I dislike who disagrees with me and is therefore an evil monster OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!’.

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Gillibrand: Democrats Should Immediately Abolish ICE Once They Take Back Congress

23rd July 2018

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And after that they can do the IRS. Works for me.

And then they could move the country to renewable energy based on unicorn farts. (Hey, if wishing can make it so….)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

22nd July 2018

The MAGA Hat That Wasn’t There

Liberal Reporters Blame Trump For Obama’s Mistakes With Russia

Hillary Clinton Slams Trump Over Meeting With Putin  Well, thank God she never met with the guy. Oh, wait….

Tinfoil Hats: ABC Becomes a Home for Trump/Russia Conspiracies  Everybody needs a home.

‘Trump Chicken’ dressed as a prisoner to sail around San Francisco  Where do they get the money for all this nonsense? Tom Steyer?

Stelter Boasts Trump/Russia Conspiracies Now in America’s ‘Bloodstream’  Much like HIV.

 

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Progsplaining: How White People Handle Diversity Training in the Workplace

22nd July 2018

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As a former professor and current facilitator and consultant, I am in a position to give white people feedback on how their unintentional racism is manifesting itself. In this position, I have observed countless enactments of white fragility. One of the most common is outrage: “How dare you suggest that I could have said or done something racist!” Although these are unpleasant moments for me, they are also rather amusing. The reason I’m there in the first place is because I have been hired specifically to do just that; I have been asked to help the members of the organization understand why their workplace continues to remain white, why they are having so much trouble recruiting people of color, and/or why the people of color they hire don’t stay. They want to know what they are doing that is unsupportive to people of color.

Welcome to the New World Order. Be careful not to step in the diversity.

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If Cinema Is to Be Truly Representative, Film Criticism Needs to Include More Women and Writers of Colour

22nd July 2018

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Why? The assumption here is that ‘cinema’ needs to be ‘truly representative’, an assertion for which neither evidence nor argument is offered. In this most politically correct of all possible worlds, if there are an insufficient number of ‘women and writers of color’ in film criticism, presumably not enough of them have stepped up to the plate and opinionated, and if it’s anything that women and writers of color do not lack, it’s opinions.

The market works, even when you pretend that it doesn’t.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st July 2018

Politico Editor: Trump Body Language Reveals Possible Russia Collusion  Well, the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is aligned with Mars, so obviously Trump colluded with the Russians. That’s plain as the nose on your … face.

Biden Thinks Trump Immigration Policy ‘One Of The Darkest Moments’ In US History  Biden wants to make sure that everybody remembers he is a moron.

Bernie Sanders slams Trump for being ‘tougher’ on immigrant children than on Putin  Well, Putin isn’t staying in the U.S. contrary to law, for one thing.

Hysterical Media Outlets React in Horror to Trump… Yet Again

 

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Sea Level Rise; A Major Non-Existent Threat Exploited by Alarmists and Politicians

21st July 2018

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It is with such scare tactics aimed at Low Information Voters and Stupid People that politicians accrue power and consequent wealth. ‘WE MUST DO SOMETHING!’ is the cry, to which the politician responds, ‘Absolutely! I’ve got just the program here! Pay no attention to the fact that the funds will wind up primarily in the pockets of my friends and political colleagues….’

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Equates Ending of Slavery to Electing Democrats

21st July 2018

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Democrats have never really forgiven Republicans for freeing their slaves.

 

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Democratic Desperation on Kavanaugh Is Showing

21st July 2018

You know the drill. Find the black man in this picture:

For reference, here is a picture of an actual black man:

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Fact-Checking Snopes: Snopes Throws ‘False’ Flag at Daily Wire for True Story on Registering Illegal Aliens to Vote

21st July 2018

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Those “independent fact checkers” at Snopes threw a red flag at conservative websites like the Daily Wire for a “mixture” of truth and falsehood on the question “Is San Francisco Registering ‘Illegal Aliens’ to Vote?” You have to get a kick out of the objection to the I-word and the A-word. They prefer “non-citizens.” We wouldn’t call their site “non-partisan.”  This is their breakdown, and as you can see, they object to what it sounds like, not how accurate it is:

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Conservative Columnist: ‘I would take Obama back in a nanosecond’

21st July 2018

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The columnist in question is Max Boot, who is a ‘conservative’ only in relation to the rest of the proglodytes at the Washington Post. Like George Will, he is an Establishment Crustian and his ‘conservatism’ is only about as deep as Michelle Obama’s love of America.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th July 2018

Instagram Censors Conservatives, But This Trump Lynching T-Shirt Is Totally OK

Indignant Cuomo Claims Trump ‘Hates’ America, Wishes Ill on Media  I doubt Trump hates America as much as Cuomo. And I’ve wished ill on the media for over twenty years; Trump is kinda late to the party.

Mea Culpa: protesting (against) Donald Trump and other Americanisms

NYT’s Stephens Demands Bolton, Pompeo Resign for the Good of the Constitution, Stick It to Trump  No, I don’t think that will happen. From what fantasy realm do these weenies get the idea that their ‘demands’ will have any effect?

NYT’s Maggie Haberman Hammers Trump For Extending Invite To Putin  If you call yelling and stamping her feet ‘hammering’. I could believe that she hammered the floor, and maybe her keyboard — but Trump? I doubt he even noticed.

CNN Panel: Trump Treating the Presidency as a ‘Playpen’  How does that differ from CNN treating the airwaves like a litter box?

CNN’s David Gregory Says Trump Is ‘Naive’ And ‘Arrogant’ To Think He Can Negotiate With Putin  Yeah, David Gregory is sure the guy I go to when I want to know about negotiating with Putin. I suggest that Gregory is naive and arrogant to think that Trump is going to take what he says seriously.

It’s no longer safe to leave Trump alone in the negotiating room with Putin, but there’s little we can do to stop it  Yeah, newspaper editors know more about negotiating with Putin than Trump. Sure, I believe that.

Number Of Americans Who Believe Russia Is Biggest Threat ‘Too Small To Represent With A Number’  And all fo them are ‘journalists’.

MSNBC Contributor Suggests People Who Don’t Think Trump Is ‘In The Bag’ For Putin May Be ‘Impaired’  Given the choice between this nimrod and Trump, I think I believe Trump.

Evan McMullin: It’s ‘Extremely Dangerous’ That Many Americans Support Trump On Russia  I’m sorry, every time I see Evan McMullin I think ‘Egg McMuffin’ and the linkage with ‘cheap and nasty’ is automatic and unconscious.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th July 2018

Matthews Blasts ‘Kremlin-Style’ WH Press Office; Appears to Attack FNC’s Roberts for Not Backing Acosta  Not accustomed to losing.

Journalists come together in an act of solidarity against hostile White House  No mention of the fact that the ‘journalists’ were hostile first.

Flattened President Trump Graces New Cover Of The New Yorker

The ‘No’ (Mis)Heard Around The World ‘I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the press all day….’

The New TIME Magazine Cover Will Make You Cringe  Uh, not really news.

CNN’s Anderson Cooper Tries To Justify Calling Trump ‘Disgraceful’ On Colbert  I’m surprised he even bothers.

James Comey’s cheerleading for Democrats plays into Trump’s hands

The USS Trump! High Adventures on Rough Seas!

CNN’s ‘New Day’ Turns To James Clapper To Push Putin Blackmail Theory

Trump Comes Up When Searching ‘Idiot’ On Google Because Protesters Gamed The Algorithm, Says Report

Samantha Bee Orders Women to ‘Get Maximum Hysterical’ Over Kavanaugh  There she goes, promoting stereotypes.

Rand Paul: ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Has Infiltrated The Senate  He’s rather late to the party.

Whoopi Snaps After Judge Jeanine Accuses Her of Suffering From ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’  Thereby proving the point.

New Trump Foundation investigation ‘may yield criminal charges against first family’  Then again, it may not. But they wanted to be first to put the innuendo in play. It’s what they do.

US Supreme Court Could Intervene In Youths’ Climate Change Lawsuit Against Trump  What responsibility Trump could possibly have for ‘climate change’ — beyond TRUMP! — is difficult to discern, but connection to reality has never really mattered for SJW lawsuits.

CNN Finally Finds Former Trump Supporter Who Regrets Her Vote  Evidently it took them a while.

Watch Liz Warren Yell At Trump Nominee For Being In The Trump Administration  It just offends them that everybody doesn’t think the way they do. How dare they!

Protestors hold candlelit vigil for democracy outside White House  Since they want to overturn a valid election, I guess they know whereof they speak.

‘Give Me a Break!’ Matthews Brutally Mocks Calls by Anti-Trump Republicans to Vote for Dems

Obsessed: CNN Devotes Over 7 Hours to Trump’s Summit ‘Treason’  CNN has more light-skinned Negroes than I’ve seen anywhere outside of a Jack & Jill convention.

George Will Helps MSNBC Liberals Push Image of Putin Day Care for ‘Baby Trump’

News Media Find Trump Guilty of Treason  I’m sure the conviction is mutual.

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Obama Attacks Wealthy for Big Houses Before Returning fo His $8 Million Mansion

19th July 2018

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I’m surprised he didn’t also attack the 1%, of which he and his worshippers are so large a part.

“Right now, I’m actually surprised by how much money I got,” Obama said of the more than $20 million he earned between 2005 and 2016.

I am too. Not bad for an affirmative-action hire.

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Natalie Portman Compares Meat Consumption to Atrocities of Holocaust

19th July 2018

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Rather an eccentric position for a Jew. I guess Virtue Signalling knows no intellectual bounds.

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The Reason Why BuzzFeed Cannot Stand Journalism Competing With Their Activism

19th July 2018

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“There are not two sides.”

That’s not true, but it’s a quote from the editor in chief of BuzzFeed. And it could be the motto for all activists determined to make sure they’re the only voice in the room on marriage, life, education, family and politics.

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Apple Celebrates World Emoji Day

18th July 2018

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Wow. New emojis. What a milestone. I can barely restrain my enthusiasm.

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The Daily Beast Officially Stands Against Trump’s SCOTUS Nominee

18th July 2018

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Boston University’s Fake-O-Nomics Darling

18th July 2018

Michelle Malkin points out the obvious.

costs a pretty penny to earn a diploma in stupid.

The annual list price to attend Boston University — including tuition, fees, room and board — currently rounds out to $70,000. To acquire a degree in economics from this tony institution of higher learning, an undergrad must complete courses in calculus, microeconomic and macroeconomic analysis, empirical economics, statistics and assorted electives.

Four years, 52 credits and nearly $300,000 later, the school promises that BU economics majors will depart “with a firm understanding of core microeconomic and macroeconomic theory” and the “empirical skills that are essential to applying economic reasoning in our increasingly data-driven world.”

How, then, to explain the abject economic illiteracy of meteoric media darling and democratic socialist “political rock star” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? The 28-year-old BU alumna graduated with an economics and international relations degree in 2011.

 

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Rand Paul: “Trump Derangement Syndrome” Has Gone Over the Top and People Have Lost the Big Picture

18th July 2018

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And watch the video for Wolf Blitzer melt down into full Trump Derangement Syndrome.

I’m surprised that the Senator, who is a physician, didn’t order him to be sedated.

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The Left Devours Its Children: Richard Dawkins Accused of Islamophobia After Comparing ‘lovely church bells’ to ‘Aggressive-Sounding Allahu Akhbar’

18th July 2018

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Not anti-Christianity, you understand, just ‘Islamophobia’.

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Protesters Resort to Tree-Sitting to Block Pipeline Construction

17th July 2018

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‘extended exposure could put people at a significant health risk’
All this while puffing on a water pipe. Yeah, that’s consistent.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th July 2018

Rand Paul Goes After Response To Trump, Putin Meeting, Says It’s ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’

Clapper Accuses Trump Of ‘Aiding And Abetting’ Russia Following Summit With Putin

Video Montage: Cable News Sees the Apocalypse in Trump/Putin Summit

‘This Is Stupid Stuff’ — Lou Dobbs Owns Trump Critics Of Putin Summit With A Dose Of Common Sense

CNN’s Lemon Doubts We Can Continue to Call Trump the President

Anti-Trump protests outside White House after Putin summit  Wow, that’s news.

Trump must be removed for ‘treasonous conduct’ with Putin, former White House ethics chief says

Late night hosts Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert accuse Trump of ‘treason’ after Putin meeting  Wow, that’s news.

Liberals And Never-Trump Republicans Lost Their Damn Minds  Sucking that air right outa tha room.

Stephanopoulos Demands Jeff Flake Punish Trump by Blocking Supreme Court Vote

NY Daily News Front Page Accuses Trump Of Treason, Depicts Him Shooting Uncle Sam  Wow, that’s news.

President Trump Accused Of Treason By Former Clinton Ally On CNN  Wow, that’s news.

MSNBC’s Maddow Melts Down, Could Be Facing ‘WORST CASE SCENARIO’ I should have thought that her supply of outrage would have been seriously empty by now.

 

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VOTE: Who Is The Most Annoying CNN Personality?

17th July 2018

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That’s a head-scratcher.

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Exotic Sharks Could Migrate to British Waters in Coming Decades Due to Climate Change

17th July 2018

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Note the weasel-word ‘could’. All of this OMG-THE-SKY-IS-FALLING is dependent on things happening that NOBODY HAS SUCCESSFULLY SHOWN ARE ACTUALLY HAPPENING. It’s just science fiction, and not very good science fiction at that.

You might say that the essence of Global Warming AKA ‘Climate Change’ is that it’s ALL HOT AIR.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th July 2018

Establishment Media Has A Twitter Conniption Fit Over Trump’s ‘Enemy Of The People’ Moniker

NY Times Cuts Up SCOTUS Pick Kavanaugh: ‘Son of Privilege,’ Father a ‘Swamp Creature’  Don’t hold it in, tell us how you really feel.

Rob Reiner Urges Americans To Demand Trump Meeting With Robert Mueller  He must have Trump confused with Obama. Trump doesn’t give a shit what Rob Reiner’s robots want him to do.

Trump Causes More Media Pearl Clutching

MSNBC Contributor And Guest Agreed That Putin Already Won Summit Minutes After It Began  It’s so much easier that way.

CNN’s Chris Cuomo Claims Trump’s Rhetoric On Russia Has Been ‘Music To Putin’s Ears’  Of course he and Putin are BFFs so he would know.

NBC: ‘Putin Has the Upper Hand’ with ‘Propaganda Victory’; We Rise Above His ‘Fake News’  Funnym, they never talked like this about the Soviet Union.

Democratic Senator Guesses ‘Something Close’ To Pee Tape Exists  Maybe the real killer of OJ’s ex-wife has it.

Joe Scarborough Calls GOP Efforts To Impeach Rod Rosenstein ‘Putin’s Bidding’  Doubtful that Putin even knows who Rosenstein is.

CNN’s Josh Rogin Tries To School Trump On Finland And Ends Up Owning Himself

Maxine Waters: Trump Doesn’t Know How To Spell Melania’s Name  She needs to take her meds.

Hollywood Implodes Over Trump-Putin Meeting, Celebs Blast ‘#TreasonSummit’  ‘Look, Vlad, we’ll trade you Hollywood for the Crimea and a first-round draft pick to be named later.’

Stephanopoulos Touts Vladimir ‘Victory’ in ‘Helping Elect’ Trump, Hypes Obama, Hillary Toughness on Russia  No evidence? Hey, they’ll just make it up.

Reporter Shares Video Of Trump ‘Winking’ At Putin. Left Goes Into Full-On Conspiracy Meltdown

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan Accuses Trump Of Treason Following Putin Summit  With no shred of evidence offered, of course. These guys are getting desperate.

CNN’s Cooper: Helsinki ‘One of the Most Disgraceful Performances by an American President’

Republicans Are Outraged At Trump For Failing To Stand Firm Against Putin  Which means that they know nothing about what went on at the meeting.

CNN: ‘Surreal’ Helsinki Summit Is ‘An Incredibly Depressing,’ Unspeakable ‘Moment’ in U.S. History  If it had been Obama, of course, they’d be fainting with joy.

Schumer Joins The Chorus Of Democrats Insisting Putin Has Damaging Information On Trump Following Summit  Now if they could only find out what it was…. ‘But it HAS to exist! It just HAS to, don’t you see?’ That would certainly explain the ever-increasing sanctions that Trump has slapped on Russia since he became President … oh, wait….

CNN Media Host Urges Media To Trash Trump  ‘Can I get an Amen?’ [chirp]…[chirp]…[chirp]

Washington Post Column Says USA Is Reenacting The Holocaust — Minus The Genocide  And the Jews are sort of obvious by their absence. But other than that….

MSNBC Analyst ‘Nauseous’ After Summit, Orders GOP ‘Mass Resignations’  No doubt they will get right on what an MSCBC ‘analyst’ tells them to do. Real Soon Now.

Lunchtime CNN: Trump’s ‘Shocking Barrage’ Could Warrant Impeachment  Oh, look, Trump had Diet Coke rather than Pepsi — surely that warrants impeachment?

CNN: Hispanics Conservative on Immigration Are ‘Shunning’ Their ‘Heritage’  Said heritage apparently being breaking the law. Funny heritage to have.

Hillary Praetorian Phillipe Reines: Let’s Blow Air Horns By the White House All Night to Deprive the President and His Family of Sleep  Uh, you’ll be saying hello to the Secret Service, I think.

CNN’s Philip Mudd Calls for ‘Shadow Government’ to Rise Up, Oppose Trump  Well, I guess there is a Deep State after all.

 

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Unemployment Is Low Because People Have 2 Jobs

16th July 2018

Read it.

And this chick supposedly has a degree in economics. She must have gotten it on affirmative action points.

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Ocasio-Cortez Thinks There Should Be Something Like a House Progressive Caucus

16th July 2018

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There is. It’s called the Democrat Party.

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Claim: Climate Change Will Cause a Global Corn Crop Failure

15th July 2018

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Another global warming food security study based on unrealistic assumptions.

All of these studies are of the form ‘If X happens WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE’ without any attempt to demonstrate that X is likely to happen. Sometimes they make a feeble attempt by referring to ‘projections’ and ‘models’ none of whom have proven capable of predicting present conditions. As any scientist will tell you, a model that can’t reliably predict anything is just a work of fiction. (Hm, that disposes of economics….)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th July 2018

MSNBC Panel Rips Trump’s ‘Wrecking Ball Tour,’ Accuses Him of Interfering in the British Election  Which, of course, he did not do, except in the proglodyte fantasy.

‘Cannot Be Trusted’: CNN Promotes Conspiracies After Slamming Liar Trump

PBS’s Mark Shields Jokes Summit Is ‘Campaign Reunion’; Putin Is Trump’s ‘Favorite Absentee Voter’  When there’s no evidence, they just make it up! Not a problem!

 

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UKIP Leader Gerard Batten Calls Muhammad a Paedophile at Tommy Robinson Rally

15th July 2018

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An historical fact that the proglodyte pearl-clutchers cannot deny, except to shout the magic word ‘Islamophobia!’ in an attempt to drown out the truth.

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Kamala Harris, Fabulist

15th July 2018

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Black people are characterized by dark skin, kinky hair, wide noses, and wide lips.

Find the black woman in this picture:

For reference, here is an actual black woman:

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th July 2018

Russians tried to hack Clinton emails same day Trump publicly asked them to, says Russia probe indictment  Which was a joke, as everybody present when he said it understood. Demagogues, not so much.

Tom Arnold, Liberal Press Are on Hunt for Elusive Trump Elevator Tape  Tom Arnold cannot be half as stupid as he comes across.

Donald Trump Jr. Ruthlessly Mocks ‘Baby Balloon’ Resistance Members  And rightly so. When I was a kid, protests had Yippies and Black Panthers and the National Guard. Now the best they can do is Pussy Hats and a bad attempt at a Ghostbusters remake. Sad.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th July 2018

Sickening CNN Panel: GOP Did Russia’s Bidding, Americans Aren’t Smart Enough to Understand Strzok  You may think you heard about Trump criticizing Merkel for her deal with Russia, but that was actually Trump supporting Putin. You’re just too stupid to see it.

CNN’s Berman Compares Trump’s Diplomacy to ‘Hulk Smash’  Forgetting, of course, that nobody pisses off the Hulk.

CBS Worries Trump Ditching Kennedy Paint Job on New Air Force One  There is, of course, nothing more important to worry about.

As an American I get your Trump protests – but they’ll have no effect, and here’s why

Supreme Court: On Cue, Yale Law School Students Freak Out About Kavanaugh

Report: Uber Driver Refuses To Drive Interns With MAGA Hats

CNN’s Acosta Tells Trump: ‘We’re A Real Network Too’  Yeah, but they’re not a news organization, which is Trump’s point.

WaPo: Trump’s Rhetoric On European Immigration ‘Mirrors’ White Nationalism  Let’s see how far we can streeeeeetch….

Donald Trump mansplaining Brexit to Theresa May is no surprise, but he’s too dangerous to dismiss as just another sexist fool  Speaking truth to power is now ‘mansplaining’. I see.

‘F*ck Trump’ Written In Russian Carved Into Crops In England Along Trump’s Helicopter Path  There you go: Collusion!

CNN Host Calls Trump’s Statement ‘Dog Whistle,’ Tacitly Invokes Nazism  Dog whistle: Something that only Nazis and CNN Hosts can hear. (What does that tell you?)

Trump UK visit: Young children take to streets to protest president’s policies on guns and immigration  And of course what young children believe is the soundest of bases for public policy. Guess there aren’t any more adults in the UK.

‘View’ Hosts Melt Down, Lecture Republicans Who Support Trump As Part of His ‘Cult’  First they have to wipe Obama’s excrement off of their noses.

Podesta: ‘Trump Calls This A Witch Hunt? Well, We’ve Just Found Some Witches’  And they’re all Russian, and they have nothing to do with Trump, but rather with Hillary. Let’s hear him tell the truth about that.

Trump, Accurately, Says That the Clinton News Network Is Fake News; the Clinton News Network Reacts Predictably  Hence the name.

CNN’s Cuomo, Lemon Blast Republicans, ‘Embarrassing’ Strzok Hearing as ‘A Sham,’ ‘Travesty’  Actually, the travesty is that these people are paid for being idiots.

Scenes from a meltdown

Trump UK visit: ‘100,000’ take to London’s streets in astonishing show of opposition to ‘horrible’ president  And these are the people complaining about Trump’s supposed interference in British politics.

 

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Cucks: We Don’t Like Trump Saying That Obama Let Putin Take Crimea. Only WE’RE Allowed to Say Obama Let Putin Take Crimea

13th July 2018

Ace of Spades is upset.

He seems especially upset with Jonah Goldberg.

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MSNBC Publishes The Ugliest Chart Ever

13th July 2018

Read it.

Not only are these people still psychologically stuck in High School, they have taken to employing kindergarteners to assist them.

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Hillary Clinton Implies Kavanaugh Will Lead America Back to Times of Slavery

13th July 2018

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Let’s see how far we can streeeeeeeeeetch….

I find it curious that supposedly intelligent and educated people can indulge in such demagoguery.

This appears to be the default mode for the Party of Hate recently, and I predict that it will not end well … for them.

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Climate Change Will Force the Poor From Their Homes

13th July 2018

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But global climate change poses another risk for cities: accelerated gentrification.

This is in Wired magazine’s Science section, an oxymoron if ever there was one. There is no science in the article, just proglodyte the-sky-is-falling hysteria.

You’ll know Global Warming is real when real estate values in Malibu and Pacific Palisades start going down.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th July 2018

Democracy Dies in Doltishness: Washington Post Quotes Onion Parody Site “The Clickhole” In, Get This, Anti-Trump Article

New MuellerGate Developments Prove ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Against Trump

Scarborough Claims He Can Predict Trump’s ‘Racially Tinged’ Tweets, Recommends Real-Time Fact Check  The Tinkerbell Effect on two feet.

‘Morning Joe’s’ Mika Tell Viewers They Should Be ‘Frightened’ By Trump’s Diplomacy  Since those who watch Mika are typically proglodytes, she’s absolutely right. Trump’s diplomacy will scare their tampons out.

Democrats Turn Strzok Hearing Into a Monkey Poo Fight  Strzock is depending on his fellow-travelersn in the Deep State to save him; the present hearings indicate that his expectations are realistic.

Joy Behar Says Trump Set Up Stormy Daniels To Get Arrested Cause He’s Scared [VIDEO]  I’m waiting for her to admit that the Illuminati are behind it all.

CNN’s Angela Rye Cries Over ‘Racist’ Trump  Poor iddle baby.

MSNBC’s Meacham Wonders If ‘Misogyny’ Explains Trump’s Tense Relationships with May  Evidently it couldn’t just be that May is a twit.

Trump UK visit: MPs warn that ‘racist’ US president is causing mayhem for British police

Donald Trump’s astonishing behaviour this week is a threat to Nato’s very existence and rationale  Gee, I hope so.

Donald Trump is coming to Blenheim – and the protesters are ready  This will be the high point of their lives.

Trump UK visit: Anger over cost of US president’s four-day visit as activists vow ‘all-night noise protest’

Donald Trump arrived for dinner with Theresa May, and his hair got out of the car before he did

Chuck Todd Suggests Trump and GOP Are out to Empower Vladimir Putin  Wonder whether Putin feels the same? I doubt that he watches CNN.

 

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MSNBC Host Suggests Supreme Court Justices Should Rule Based on Poll Numbers

12th July 2018

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When she graduates from high school she’s going to be a terror.

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Ahoy From Bill Kristol, Captain of the Cruise of the Concerned

12th July 2018

Ace of Spades points out that Bill Kristol is the Poster Child for those who would rather have a Righteous loser than a Cunning winner.

I hope that Bill Kristol stubs his toe and it gets infected.

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Ohio Abortion Clinic Says It’s Not an Abortion Clinic. It Provides Abortions

12th July 2018

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They’re not the Judean People’s Front — they’re the People’s Front of Judea, you simpleton.

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Yale: The Grown-Ups Show Up

12th July 2018

Steven Hayward brings us up to date.

We noted Yale Law School’s beclowning itself over the Kavanaugh nomination (“people will die!TM) a couple days ago, so it is worth noting that the grown-ups have shown up, clearly embarrassed by the silliness of the attacks on Kavanaugh from their students and lesser colleagues on the faculty, with an open letter that all but formally endorses Kavanaugh’s confirmation.

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Columnist Resigns After Business Insider Erases Her Story About Scarlett Johansson’s Transgender Role

12th July 2018

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Reality is what hangs around even after you quit believing in it.

‘Business Insider’, despite its name, is just another left-wing rag that pretends to be a business magazine.

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