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Impeachment Porn

26th August 2018

Scott Adams pokes into the darkest crannies.

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L. A. Times Conceals Facts Regarding Climate Policy Repudiation Which Triggered Australian PM Turnbull’s Ouster

26th August 2018

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All in service to the sacred Narrative.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th August 2018

Chris Cuomo: Trump has transitioned into ‘mob boss mode’  Except, of course, that mob bosses are all Democrats.

Bill Maher Mocks Donald Trump With Savage Hillary Clinton-Themed Burn  Wow, that’s news.

Trump’s Peculiar Sympathy for White South Africans  Say, rather, Peter Beinart’s peculiar lack of sympathy for white South Africans. (No one, of course, would have dared comment if Obama had a ‘peculiar sympathy’ for black South Africans.)

Media Misses: 222 Mentions of Impeachment in 1 Day  They just love that word — when there’s a Republican President.

Trump just suffered his worst ever week – but things are only going to get worse  They keep saying that, but it never happens.

Ex-CIA Head Michael Hayden Believes Impeaching Trump Would Be A ‘Bad Idea’  Very white of him.

MSNBC Panelist Falsely Claims That ‘Steele Dossier Keeps Getting Corroborated’

Nick Dranias: What the Trump Feeding Frenzy Means

Trump meets ‘paedophile cult’ QAnon conspiracy theorist at White House

CNN’s Smerconish Pushes Back On Dem For ‘Premature’ Calls For Trump’s Impeachment  He just remembered that they have to win the elections first.

 

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Imaginary News

25th August 2018

Scott Adams calls it out.

Trump critics have taken a page from the Climatistas. They wring their hands over the bad consequences in store for Trump IF the things they assume are crimes actually are crimes, but really aren’t.

Just as the climatistas are basing their OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE predictions on something happening that they never show actually happened (well, we PREDICT that it will happen, and that ought to be good enough for you Dirt People), so the Trumpernickles predict vast criminal penalties for actions that, when Real Lawyers look at them, aren’t crimes at all.

The sky is falling, women and minorities hardest hit, film at eleven, etc. etc. It makes you wonder how these people manage to make it to work in the morning without being carried off by the Vikings that aren’t there.

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The Left Hasn’t Given Up on Kavanaugh

25th August 2018

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The New York Times, undeterred by its failure to find any nuggets by digging through Ashley Kavanaugh’s emails as town manager of Chevy Chase, Maryland–“the records were … mundane dispatches about town business, from snow removals to local newsletters”–has now served a request for the records of any 911 calls made from Judge Kavanaugh’s home for the last 12 years.

The New York Times requests digital copies of all policing pertaining to Brett Kavanaugh, a resident of Chevy Chase Section 5. Specifically, we request all policing records, including police reports or calls of service (911 calls or otherwise), pertaining to Brett Kavanaugh, his wife, and their home address.

Somehow, I’m guessing there aren’t any. But when it comes to a Supreme Court nominee, the Times “had to try.” Of course. You remember how hard they tried to dig up dirt on Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor, don’t you? Don’t you?

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A Fake Jew in the Identity-Politics Age

25th August 2018

The Other McCain peeks behind the curtain.

Julia Salazar is not Jewish. Nor is she a working-class immigrant. Her mother is an Italian Catholic from New Jersey and her father, a native of Colombia, is a commercial pilot who became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 1982. Julia grew up in a middle-class home in Florida and graduated from Columbia University, an elite Ivy League school where the annual cost of attendance is $80,826 including room and board.

All of this information, available from public records, was discovered by Tablet magazine for a fascinating story about how Julia Salazar invented a fictional identity as a working-class Jewish immigrant in order to run for a state senate seat in New York, as a progressive Democrat.

It’s amazing how many Fashionable Minority Victims went to Ivy League (or equivalent) schools. This chick went to Columbia; Alexandria Occasional-Cortex went to Harvard Law.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th August 2018

Democrats: Trump Must Withdraw Kavanaugh Appointment Because He’s Under Investigation on Suspicion of… Something.  That wouldn’t even work with a Romney or a McCain. Do they really expect it to work with Trump?

MAGA Hats Vs. Swastikas: Which Is Worse? We Asked And They Compared Trump To Hitler

Impeachment Hysteria

Eric Swalwell Floats Debunked Trump Tower Story In MSNBC Interview

Donald Trump told ‘the countdown to impeachment has already started’  I think I can, I think I can….

Trump news – latest updates: I’m ready to testify at president’s impeachment trial, Omarosa says  And I’m willing to testify at her deportation hearing.

Kellyanne Conway Calls Out CNN For Botched Trump Tower Report

Kellyanne Conway Confronts CNN’s Chris Cuomo For Ignoring Dossier Bombshell

Lanny Davis Admits He Lied To The Media About Major Trump Tower Report

Omarosa Is Ready To Testify At Trump’s Impeachment Trial  I’m ready to testify at her deportation hearing.

Bret Baier Jabs NBC’s Chuck Todd For Advocating Impeachment

 

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Texas Democratic Candidates Push To Decriminalize Illegally Crossing The Border

24th August 2018

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Obviously they’re not running a serious candidate against Ted Cruz. (Smart of them.) Well, it keeps him off the streets.

Whenever I hear ‘Beto’ I think ‘Bevo’, and that’s a lotta bull. Can’t help it.

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David “Camera” Hogg Wants to Run for Congress and Kick ‘Old’ People Out of Politics

23rd August 2018

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A good argument for raising the voting age to 24.

He’s got the BitterBeerFace down, though. Maybe he’s related to Maxine Waters.

If he were to run against Maxine, I’d vote for him myself.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd August 2018

Alan Dershowitz Has Bad News For Anyone Thinking President Trump Will Be Implicated In Cohen Case

Protestors project ‘Guilty’ and ‘Criminal’ on entrance to Trump Hotel in DC  Megaphone Mark Slackmeyer rides again.

Legal stunner fails to fell Trump but reckoning could be coming  Looks as if at least one person at CNN realizes that the media hype is all hot air — but he still hopes that wishing will make it true.

South Africa hits out at Trump’s ‘narrow and divisive’ tweets on land seizures  Yeah, I guess objecting to kleptocrats doing racist theft as government policy is pretty narrow and divisive.

‘The Prosecution Tried To Make The Case About The Russian Collusion’ — Manafort Juror Speaks Out  Which, of course, has nothing to do with Manafort.

‘He’s The Devil Himself!’ – Former President Of Mexico Vicente Fox Attacks Donald Trump

Activist Says The Sky Is Crying Over Kavanaugh  I’m impressed.

CNN Opinion Piece: “If Trump and GOP don’t understand climate change, they don’t deserve public office”… Wrong on every level.

Washington Gov. Jay Inslee Labels Trump A ‘Co-Conspirator’ In Air Pollution Deaths That Haven’t (And May Not) Happened  They just love that term ‘co-conspirator’.

CNN And MSNBC Say ‘Impeachment’ Over 200 Times In Just One Day  I’m surprised that there aren’t similar statistics for ‘Watergate’.

CNN Still Hasn’t Corrected Report Claiming Trump Knew About Trump Tower Meeting  Of course not. They want it to be true so it is true — ‘fake bur accurate’.

‘I Took Control’: Sessions Punches Back After Latest Trump Criticism  If what we’ve got is his idea of control, I’d hate to see his idea of loose.

Omarosa’s Tapes Continue To Debunk Narrative Of ‘Unhinged’

 

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Protester Protests DNC for ‘Scoffing’ at Other Protesters

23rd August 2018

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You can’t make this stuff up.

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Female Drivers Stage Protest Outside Saudi Embassy in London as Detention of Women’s Rights Defenders Reaches 100 days

23rd August 2018

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Which will have absolutely no impact on the Saudi government. All this sort of virtue-signalling does is inconvenience people and make the perpetrators feel warm and fuzzy about themselves.

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MSNBC Contributor: Armed Teachers Might Shoot Minority Students

23rd August 2018

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That’s because minority students are more likely to be violent criminals. Check the statistics.

My wife has a friend who taught in the Dallas Public Schools until the day that a ‘minority student’ slugged her in the back of the head hard enough to make a doctor visit necessary. Nothing was ever done to the student, and nothing was ever done to ensure that such a thing couldn’t happen again. Needless to say, the Dallas Public Schools lost a good teacher that day.

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WaPo: Transparency Is Fine for Others But Too Expensive for Us

23rd August 2018

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The Voices of the Crust are eager to bay at those who don’t want their lives splashed across the front pages of the nation’s press, but surprisingly coy about letting the public inside the cubicle walls of their own operations.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

22nd August 2018

US Slaps Russia With More Sanctions, Threatens ‘Economic Pain’ If Russia Doesn’t Change Its Behavior  You see? You see? Trump isn TOTALLY in the tank for Putin!

Dem. Congressman Calls for Judiciary Investigation to Examine Trump’s Possible Criminal Action

‘It’s like a parallel universe’: Trump supporters chant ‘lock her up’ at West Virginia rally hours after courts dealt major blows to the president  ‘Major blows’? In your dreams. G0ys, they’re no longer buying what you’re selling.

Celebrities Take Aim At Trump During VMAs, How Original

‘Essentially Jaywalking’ — Alan Dershowitz Goes On CNN And Lays Out Worst Cast Scenario For Trump

Donald Trump in ‘legal jeopardy’: How the Manafort and Cohen cases could impact the president  Well, no. But thanks for being concerned.

Michael Cohen’s lawyer says he will not accept pardon from ‘criminal’ Donald Trump  Oh, I think he would if it were actually a possibility.

Donald Trump is heading towards impeachment – and you have the power to make that happen  More upfront than most about what the whole effort is about and how much they hope that wishing will make it so.

Michael Cohen’s Plea Deal Is ‘Not Nearly As Deadly’ As it Looks, Says Alan Dershowitz

CNN’s David Gregory Says There May Have Been An Entire ‘Criminal Enterprise’ Operating Under President Trump  David Gregory is not, of course, a lawyer, nor does he play one on TV.

Democrats Need More Than Michael Cohen If They Want To Impeach Trump, Says Professor Jonathan Turley  That’s two Real Lawyers chiming in.

MSNBC Contributor: Trump Is ‘Indeed A Scumbag’

‘Morning Joe’s’ Donny Deutsch Predicts Michael Cohen Will Bring Down Donald Trump: ‘History Will Look Kindly’ On Him  I think I can, I think I can….

Manafort’s conviction will empower Mueller to expose the links between Trump and the Kremlin  Except for the inconvenient fact that there are no such links.

MTV Tries To Go Anti-Trump At Video Music Awards And Pays For It In The Ratings

Anti-Trump Witch-Hunt Update

Democrats ‘draft emergency plan’ for Donald Trump firing Robert Mueller

Kasich To Skip GOP Dinner In Ohio With Trump  That will eliminate one source of indigestion for Trump.

Democrat Congressional Candidate Calls Trump’s Immigration Policy ‘Literally Kidnapping’  Which it is literally not. Democrats (perhaps we ought to spell that ‘Dimocrats’) are really scraping the barrel for candidates.

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Media In Full Cover-Up Mode over Mollie Tibbets’ Murderer

22nd August 2018

Ace of Spades pulls it all together.

If it goes against the narrative, its Not News.

Nothing to see here, move along, move along….

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Men Should Say ‘Menopause’ Three Times a Day to Show Solidarity With Women, Academic Says

22nd August 2018

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I am not making this up.

I am reminded of a PEANUTS cartoon in which Snoopy is shivering outside on a snowy day and Charlie Brown and Linus walk by, stop to tell him ‘Be of good cheer, Snoopy.’ ‘Yes, be of good cheer.’, and then walk on, leaving Snoopy looking after them with a puzzled expression.

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Bias? What Bias?

20th August 2018

The Guardian over in the UK apparently has a unique feature.

The Week in Patriarchy is a weekly roundup of what’s happening in the world of feminism and sexism.

This particular instance is entitled Men’s fixation on young women is another sign of masculinity in crisis.

This is of course nonsense; men have been ‘fixated on young women’ for at least 5,000 years; something that’s lasted that long is, from an evolutionary point of view, certainly a feature rather than a bug, and thus far from being ‘in crisis’.

What’s actually ‘in crisis’ is the modern hipster female predilection for finding some aspect of men that they dislike and proclaiming it somehow a defect in men that men are somehow responsible for fixing.

Masculinity is certainly in crisis — but the crisis is caused by the disturbing number of women attempting to eradicate it, and by the even more disturbing number of men who are sufficiently confused as to jump on board that effort.

Such men are doomed never to reproduce.

I strongly suspect that Arwa Mahdawi is eventually going to find herself in the same boat.

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Twitter CEO: We Lean Left but We Don’t Discriminate

20th August 2018

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Sure, I believe that.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th August 2018

‘I’m not going there’: As Trump hurls racial invective, most Republicans stay silent  Except that he doesn’t ‘hurl racial invective’; there’s noting ‘racial’ about ‘dog’.

Donald Trump would deport Melania if she divorced him, claims Omarosa

Trump officials sued over killer whales’ plummeting population crisis  Except, of course, that these are ‘Obama officials’, Trump not having had sufficient time to put his people into the lower levels of the bureaucracy. But they like to  blame Trump anyway.

MSNBC’s Al Sharpton Accuses GOP Of Stacking The Deck To Push Kavanaugh Through The Senate  Well, duh. Proglodytes have a congenital tendency to describe normal political practice and then whine that it is somehow illegitimate; of course, they don’t say that when they do it, and Republicans are either two fastidious or too cowardly to reciprocate.

 

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Illegal Immigrant Arrested While Driving Wife to Hospital Is Wanted for Murder in Mexico

18th August 2018

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Don’t be fooled by the sob stories in the DemLegHump Media.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th August 2018

Bill Maher Taunts Donald Trump Over Omarosa: ‘He Lost His One Black Friend’

That Was Quick: Netflix Drops The Axe On Michelle Wolf’s Show  I guess Virtue Signaling doesn’t compensate for the fact that some people just aren’t very funny.

CNN Panelist Tries To Kick Pro-Trump Contributor Off The Show: ‘We’re done. Get Out!’

Brennan Implies Trump Could Start A War To Divert Negative Media Attention From Himself  Much as Brennan is trying to do.

 

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Ocasio-Cortez Explains Why She Shut Press Out of Townhall Event — Reporters Call Bull

18th August 2018

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Apparently the presence of ‘journalists’ would make ‘vulnerable populations’ feel unsafe.

The rest of us, I guess, just have to suck it up.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th August 2018

Trump, GOP Lands Epic Troll Of Omarosa — Using Her Own Words

Trump Adviser Responds After CNN Analyst Attacked Her For Adopting A Black Down Syndrome Child

Los Angeles mayor claims ‘thin-skinned’ Trump has done ‘plenty of racist things’  He just can’t think of any right now.

Joke’s on Brennan for failing to find humor in Trump’s remark, ‘Dilbert’ cartoonist says

Ron Reagan on Trump’s Omarosa Tweets: ‘Imbecilic Sociopath’ Is Dragging Presidency ‘Through Gutter’  Yeah, Ron Reagan is everybody’s go-to guy for political analysis.

Attorney: Former IT Aide Imran Awan Deserves No Jail Time Because Trump, Republicans Were Mean

Fake America great again

‘Morning Joe’ Guest Claims Trump Campaign Colluded With Russia But Provides No New Evidence

Christopher Steele Told DOJ’s Bruce Ohr He Was ‘Afraid They Will Be Exposed’ After Comey’s Firing

Donald Trump, the N-Word, and the GOP

The Daily Beast Claims Popular Resistance Warrior Is Actually A Pro-Trump Troll

Donald Trump feels guilty about the impact of his presidency on his wife – but overruled her furniture plans  More fake news from the New York Times.

 

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Proglodyte News: On Comedy Tonight

17th August 2018

Sometimes the Left is too much even for the Left:

Trevor Noah Ridicules Disgraced FBI Agent Peter Strzok For Starting A GoFundMe Page

Stephen Colbert Calls Out Andrew Cuomo For Comments About America’s Greatness

But then things get back to normal:

Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Colorado Baker Who Refused To Bake Gender Transition Cake

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Schumer, Schatz Spearhead Unanimous Resolution Declaring the Press Is Not ‘The Enemy of the People’

16th August 2018

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Of course, that’s not what Trump said. Democrats spend most of their time beating up on straw-men because they have nothing else to live for.

Still, even though that’s not what Trump said, there are still a lot of people who believe it, and it’s going to take more than a resolution by a slime-meister like Chuck-You Schumer to convince them otherwise.

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Feminist Professor Denounces Belief That ‘Fathers Are Valuable Parents’

16th August 2018

The Other McCain reads this stuff so that you don’t have to.

Obviously her father wasn’t a valuable parent.

A feminist professor at California State University-Fresno recently published an article lamenting that federal programs to promote “responsible fatherhood” among vulnerable men in fact perpetuate “patriarchy,” “gender norms,” and “hegemonic masculinity.”

Sounds good to me.

Professor Randles teaches sociology, reminding me of Thomas Sowell’s quote: “The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are in their sociology department.”

Very few, I’m thinking. (They’re probably busy out spreading Hegemonic Masculinity. That’s hard work.)

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Rising Sea Levels Threatens Coastal Cities With More Tsunamis, Scientists Warn

16th August 2018

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Except that THERE ARE NO RISING SEA LEVELS.

At today’s sea level, it would take a very powerful earthquake tipping past magnitude 8.8 to cause widespread tsunami flooding in Macau.

But a half-metre rise in sea level – predicted to occur in the region by 2060 – could more than double the chances of a huge tsunami swamping the territory, according to the research.

A three-foot sea level rise, expected by 2100, would increase the risk up to 4.7 times.

These are PREDICTIONS for which there IS NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE.

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Andrew Cuomo: America Was Never That Great

16th August 2018

Paul Mierngoff at Powerline blows the whistle.

When candidate Donald Trump rolled out his “Make America Great Again” slogan, Hillary Clinton chided him for taking the position that America isn’t great now. But today, New York governor Andrew Cuomo attacked the slogan from the opposite perspective. He said: “We’re not going to make America great again; it was never that great.” He added that America “will reach greatness when discrimination and stereotyping against women, 51 percent of our population, is gone, and every woman’s full potential is realized and unleashed and every woman is making her full contribution.”

The difference between these two takes may simply reflect the fact that Cuomo is more honest than Hillary. I’m not convinced she thinks America is great or ever was. I don’t think Barack Obama does.

However, this much is true: There was a time not very long ago when no mainstream Democrat would publicly deny that America has been great. I’m pretty sure that Andrew Cuomo’s father, Mario Cuomo, never denied it and would have appalled to hear any Democrat, and certainly his son, make such a declaration.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th August 2018

Omarosa’s Trump ‘N-Word’ Narrative Is Falling Apart, Where Are The Tapes?!

Don Lemon Reveals The Sad Reality About Trump’s Alleged ‘N-Word’ Tape

Maxine’s Birthday Wish: Waters Says She Wants Trump ‘Removed From Office’

Joe Scarborough Claims Robert Mueller Would Beat Donald Trump In An Electoral Landslide  Joe has a rich fantasy life.

CNN’s Don Lemon Says Tape Of Trump Using The N-Word ‘Wouldn’t Change Anything’  He’s right — it wouldn’t. They’d call him a racist regardless.

NBC’s Brian Williams Runs Fake News Segment About Trump And Dogs  Scraaape that barrel.

Maxine Waters’ Birthday Wish: Trump’s Impeachment  My wish for her birthday: Her institutionalization.

Jim Carrey Goes On Unhinged Rant Against Trump And Supporters: ‘It’s Just The Worst Of Us ‘  Which one was he, Dumb or Dumber? I always forget.

Trump Foes Assail Mexican Restaurant Chain After Jeff Sessions Eats There

Dominique Prynne: Dateline DC

Omarosa’s Close Friend Just Blew A Gaping Hole In Her Claim That Trump Used The N-Word

Michael Moore Attacks Trump As A ‘Tyrant, Liar, Racist’ In Movie Poster For ‘Fahrenheit 11/9’ [PHOTOS]

Politico Claims Trump, Backers Don’t Read Newspapers  They say that like it was a bad thing.

Lawrence O’Donnell Claims Donald Trump Showed Him Mercy ‘Because I’m White’

 

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MSNBC Incorrectly Calls Scott Walker the Governor of Vermont

15th August 2018

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Really, I don’t know of anyone who looks to MSNBC for accuracy; do you?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th August 2018

Trump Campaign Fires Back On Omarosa, Says She Asked Them For A Job After Getting Fired  Anybody who would hire this ***** chick is asking for a civil-rights debacle.  Ellen Pao would be a safer bet.

Omarosa Offers Mueller A Chance To Review Her Tapes, Thinks Trump Should Be Impeached

Dem Desperation Dialed to 11

Tucker Carlson And Mark Steyn Laugh Uncontrollably Over The Thought Of ‘President Porn Lawyer’ Avenatti

Donald Trump hits back after Omarosa’s secret recording and says n-word isn’t ‘in my vocabulary’

Trump rages at Omarosa and claims TV producer called him to say there are ‘NO TAPES’ of him using the N-word

Wolf Blitzer Says Trump’s Tough Talk Against The Media Is ‘Dangerous’ And Makes Him ‘Very Mad’

Martha MacCallum Won’t Let Never-Trumper Squirm Away From Questions About The Title Of His Anti-Trump Book

Joe Scarborough Predicts Reckoning For Republican Party Once Trump Is Out Of Office: ‘Much To Answer For’  Yeah, Trump is going to be an impossible act to follow.

The Trump Tower meeting revisited

CNN Contributor Backhandedly Defends The White House, Saying Black People Don’t Want To Work There  Yeah, they might actually have to do some work rather than getting by on their skin color as they do in Congress.

Al Gore Strays From Anti-Trump Narrative While Talking About White House’s Climate Record

Former VP Al Gore’s Office Couldn’t Wait To Get Rid Of Omarosa, Too

REPORT: Trump Campaign Files Charges Against Omarosa For Violating NDA

CNN Jeffrey Toobin Shocked By Trump’s Steady Poll Numbers Amid Russia Probe

Harvard Scholar Calls for Blacklisting Trump Officials  I’d like to see a Trump official call for blacklisting Harvard professors.

CNN Slams Trump For Deviating from the “Obama Standard” and Calling a Terrorist Attack a Terrorist Attack  Yeah, the nerve of that guy, doing things differently than The Magic Negro.

The Turkey-Erdogan crisis is the first geopolitical disaster in a while that isn’t actually Trump’s fault

Massachusetts Mayor Boycotts Sam Adams Beer … Because of Trump  Good. Leaves more for the rest of us.

CNN Drags Trump For Calling London Attack ‘Terrorism’ — Hours After AP Reported It  Looks as if somebody didn’t get the memo.

Pearl Jam Poster Features Dead Donald Trump Being Picked Apart By Eagle

Afternoon Mirror: Reporter Says Trump Is In A Nickname Slump  But his RBI record is still gold.

Times Claims Trump Ruined Baseball Caps  No, the people who decided to wear them backwards ruined them.

White House can’t ‘guarantee’ there is no tape of Trump using the n-word  That’s because you can’t prove a negative. Let them ask Obama whether he’s ever used the ‘n-word’ and see what they get.

 

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Russia! Russia! Russia!

14th August 2018

The Other McCain is on the case.

More evidence that the Obama administration collaborated with Fusion GPS to create a phony “Russian collusion” narrative in the media: Veteran GOP lawyer Cleta Mitchell suddenly found her name mixed up in the investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election.

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Massachusetts Police Chiefs Fire Back After Fauxcahontas Calls the System Racist

14th August 2018

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There is a problem with denouncing The System when They System comprises a large part of your base. This is an especial problem for Democrats, who are (after all) the party of government and who therefore rarely can afford to complain about government actions; which is why rants against ‘corporate Amerika’ are so popular with them.

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In 2018, Fashion Magazines Still Have a Long Way to go Representing People of Colour

13th August 2018

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Perhaps fahion magazines don’t want to ‘represent’ People of Color, perhaps because (a) People of Color don’t buy their magazines and (b) People of Color can’t afford the products advertised therein.

Just perhaps.

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Smile of the Week: A Liberal Anthropologist Goes Searching for “Trump Country”

13th August 2018

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For Left Coastians, it’s truly the Dark Continent.

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The Lingering Darkness of the Alt-Right

13th August 2018

David French serves us a slice of cuck for his Crustian masters.

It’s easy to laugh at this weekend’s Unite the Right rally. It was pathetic. Media outnumbered white supremacists, and counterprotesters outnumbered the media. If that’s the alt-right in 2018, then public white supremacy in the United States is reverting back to its pre-2015 norm — when you could always find a couple dozen neo-Nazis to march somewhere, but you’d rarely see the kind of numbers we watched in Charlottesville. But as the alt-right fades (for now), let’s not forget its legacy. And let’s not turn our heads from its malignant influence. Consider what happened between 2015 and yesterday’s pitiful march.

Surely that straw-man is dead by now.

I’d be more impressed if I were confident that (a) French knows what ‘alt-right’ means, (b) could possibly understand what the alt-right was working toward, or (c) could express an original thought without reading it off of some Smugmobile bumper sticker.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th August 2018

Over 100 News Outlets Reportedly Agree To Publish Anti-Trump Editorials

Omarosa’s Trump Tape Casts Doubt On Her Earlier Claims  I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

Parent Of Jewish Pro-Trump Student Speaks Out About Teacher Bias After His Son Was Branded A Nazi

Vermont Governor: Trump ‘Disrespectful’ Toward Canada  Get in line.

Scarborough Says Republicans Will Find Themselves On The Wrong Side Of History With Mueller Probe  Depneds on whether it finds anything. So far that side of history has come up with nothing.

‘Do Him Like Gaddafi’ — Antifa Protesters Caught On Video Threatening To Kill The President  And yet Trump is the New Hitler.

Peter Strzok FIRED For Anti-Trump Texts  Took long enough.

Trump Supporter Paris Dennard Hits Back Against Accusations Of No Black People In The Trump Administration

Secret Service ‘Aware’ Of Antifa Threats To Murder Trump, Launching Investigation

2016 Trump Tower Meeting Looks Increasingly Like a Setup by Russian and Clinton Operatives

White House Blames Biased Media For Omarosa’s Newfound Popularity ‘Now That She’s Turned On Trump’  Well, duh.

Liberal Billionaire Tom Steyer Donates Another $10 Million To Trump Impeachment Efforts  I’m glad he has decided to waste his money this way. Keeps him off the streets, at least.

CNN’s Jake Tapper Annoyingly Personally Apologizes To The McCains For Trump’s Idiotic Behavior  Who’s going to apologize to the country for McCain’s idiotic behavior? Or, indeed, for Jake Tapper’s idiotic behavior?

Kellyanne Conway responds to Omarosa allegations: ‘None of us would be in White House’ if Trump were racist

Kellyanne Conway struggles to name a single black White House advisor  I guess the HUD Secretary doesn’t count.

Over 100 newspapers to publish damning editorials against Donald Trump’s attacks on the press  Damning with fake news.

 

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Silence in the Ranks: HuffPo Reporter Urges Media Not to Cover Antifa Violence

13th August 2018

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Huffington Post’s hate and extremism reporter lashed out at Vox on Monday because the media outlet dared to report on violence committed by antifa over the weekend.

How dare they actually report the news rather than pushing the narrative! The nerve of those guys!

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Ralph Nader Once Again Assails Apple’s Stock Buybacks

13th August 2018

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The man who made a career of telling other people what to do is not about to stop now.

The longtime consumer advocate, in a new interview, says Apple could have spent its cash pile on hiring, on pensions, or on stepped-up recycling programs, rather than on stock buybacks.

They also could have spent a tiny fraction of it on putting out a contract to whack Ralph Nader. As an Apple stockholder, I would vote for that.

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Why Normal Americans Hate the “Elites”

13th August 2018

John Hinderaker at Powerline lays it out.

These are three news stories that came to my attention over the last 24 hours. I think they tell us a lot about the current, degraded state of public life in America.

Most of the Crustian reaction to Trump boils down to ‘Momeeee! Donald hit me back!’

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th August 2018

Fake news wrapped in weasel words from the Washington Post

Omarosa Says People Who Leave Trump’s White House Are ‘Absolutely’ Being Bought Off  So she’s angry that she didn’t get as much of a payoff as she thought she deserved. Well, that clears things up.

Nancy Pelosi Struggles To Explain What Democrats Stand For Other Than Stopping Trump  Democrats stand for something? Other than taking and exercising power? News to me.

There’s No Difference Between Hateful Nazi Rhetoric And Conservative Media, Says Van Jones  I’m guessing English isn’t his first language.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th August 2018

Chris Cuomo Offers ‘Pro-Tip’ To President: Go After The Nazis, Not Our Sports Heroes  I doubt that Trump will be taking political advice from any Cuomo anytime soon, especially if his ‘heroes’ dis the flag.

Trump Denounces ‘All Types Of Racism And Acts Of Violence’ Ahead Of ‘Unite The Right’ Rally  But he’ll still be called racist/sexist/bigot/homophobe/Hitler automatically by the proglodytes.

Omarosa Contradicts Her Own Trump Racism Claim In Excruciating Interview  It’s hard to keep your story straight when it’s all about the money.

‘BlacKkKlansman’ Screenwriter: ‘We’re Making The Comparison That Donald Trump Is No Different Than A Member Of The KKK’  Assembly-line hate. The ought to call it Birth of Another Nation.

Omarosa: President Trump ‘Wants To Start A Race War’  And if you believe that one she’ll tell you another one. She is doing her best to ensure that no Republican will hire a black woman ever again. Way to go.

 

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GOP Rep. Drops Bomb on CNN: Russians Meddled in Charlottesville to Stir Racial Tensions

11th August 2018

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Apparently two can play the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! game.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th August 2018

Melania Trump’s parents granted American citizenship via mechanism her husband has repeatedly condemned  No news is worth reporting unless it can  be spun somehow against Trump.

Kanye West Defends His Support Of President Trump On Jimmy Kimmel Live  If he supports Trump, he can’t possibly be a real Negro.

Spike Lee Appears On CNN In ‘God Protect Robert Mueller’ T-Shirt And Calls Trump ‘Agent Orange’  Remind me who Spike Lee is … I don’t recognize him.

CNN’s Van Jones Supports Holding Attorney General Jeff Sessions In Contempt For ‘Flouting The Law’  Funny how that never comes up when Democrats do it.

Pro Bowl Defensive End Slams Trump Over Anthem Controversy

EPA Insiders Are Now Using A Mundane Rule Change To Thrash Trump  Bet they never expected the fox to be in charge of the henhouse.

Kanye West Defends His Support of Trump: ‘Liberals Can’t Bully Me’

Boston Globe Calls For All Media Outlets To Publish Anti-Trump Editorials Next Week  ‘Hey, kids, let’s put on a show!’

Former Apprentice star Omarosa uses new book to claim Donald Trump frequently used racial slurs  Of course she does. She wants it to sell.

New York senator Jesse Hamilton claims woman called police on him for handing out anti-Trump flyer

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th August 2018

Joe Scarborough Tries To Shred Rudy Giuliani’s Credibility After He Challenges Russia Investigation  Bias? What bias? Ain’t no bias here!

Acosta: Conservative Media’s Coverage Of CNN Is ‘Twisted And Warped’  Much like CNN’s coverage of Trump.

NYT Columnist Says Media Should Collude Against Trump  Wow, that’s news.

Mainstream Media Panic With Security Guards At Trump Rallies

Michael Moore: ‘F**k Hope, Seriously, F**k Hope,’ Trump Will Be ‘The Last President’

Dem Congressman Calls Trump Supporters ‘Assholes’  Wow, that’s news.

Trump’s silence on the Russia sanctions hints at his fear of being compromised by Putin  Other than, you know, actually imposing them.

Street Artist Creates Dozens Of New Trump Stars On Hollywood’s Walk Of Fame

 

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A PhD Should Be About Improving Society, Not Chasing Academic Kudos

9th August 2018

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The Guardian, like most Voices of the Crust with a leftward slant, exists to give a platform for those who spend their lives telling other people what they ought to be doing and why they ought to be doing it.

 

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Argentina Senate Votes Against Legalising Abortion but Activist Groups Say They Are ‘Unstoppable’

9th August 2018

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Activist groups always claim to be ‘unstoppable’, even when they get stopped.

Too many people breathing their own exhaust.

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Social Media Has Infected Millennials With False Hope

9th August 2018

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Slacktivism is an urban term referring to the sense of participating in a cause just to feel good with no actual actions taken to fight the problems. This is occurring among millennials. They see a hashtag trending on social media about a social issue, they use it in a tweet that gets a lot of attention, and they feel like their work is done; they never seek out actions to solve the problem.

They mistake Virtue Signaling for actually Doing Something Constructive.

Doomed to failure. Suicide rates will be going up in the next ten years or so.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th August 2018

Candace Owens Joins With Trump, Slams ‘Low IQ’ Maxine Waters — ‘Not A Smart Person’

Ohio special election: Donald Trump narrowly escapes humiliation as Republicans claim victory in race officials say too close to call  In other words, Trump’s candidate won. I’m reminded of the Cold War story of a race between two runners, one American and one Russian, as reported in Pravda: ‘The Soviet runner came in second, while the American came in next to last.’

ACLU Suing Trump Administration Over Tougher Asylum Criteria  Apparently illegal immigration to the U.S. is a civil right.

Never-Trumper’s New Book Has Three Errors On One Page Alone  Everyone is attempting to cash in.

Re: Colbert vs. Goldberg  Kevin Williamson has some fun.

Don Trump Jr. Epically Trolls Alyssa Milano After She Blames ‘Russian Meddling’ In Ohio Election

TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME: Old Wine In A New Bottle

 

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