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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th February 2019

Alec Baldwin Says Trump’s Tweet Calling Out SNL May Constitute A Threat To His Family

Salon: It’s All Trump’s Fault That We Are Sexless Weirdos Fascinated By Cuckery!!!  The thought of anti-Trumpers unable to have sex just fills me with delight.

Trump golfs third day in a row since declaring national emergency on border  I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was such a thing as a Trump Golf Count. Well, you should have.

Trump must be removed with 25th amendment because he is ‘not well at all mentally’, former White House ethics chief says

Nicolas Maduro attacks Trump’s ‘almost Nazi-style’ speech after US president calls on military to abandon Venezuela leader

Nancy Pelosi defies Trump by leading pro-Nato delegation on Brussels trip  Really? Did he tell her not to go, or something? I’ve not heard anything about that.

Texas Boy Says Adults Called Him ‘Little Hitler’ When He Started Raising Money For The Wall

As Investigations Find No Collusion, Trump Haters Learn Nothing

Lefty Writer Contemplates Writing Trump Book And Making Up Salacious Details  Does that mean, more than they already are?

This Environmental Group Has Sued Trump More Than 100 Times

Newsmax’s Ruddy Hammers MSNBC for Acting Like ‘Trump is a Russian Mole’

CNN FREAKS Over NYT Item: America’s in ‘A Constitutional Crisis’ with ‘Impeachable’ Trump

Cardi B reacts to claims Jussie Smollett played a role in his assault: ‘You gave Donald Trump immunity’  No matter what, it’s Trump’s fault.

Giant statue of Trump as Warhammer warrior revealed at parade in Italy

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th February 2019

Don Cheadle mocks Donald Trump’s alleged Russia links as he hosts Saturday Night Live for the first time  I’d be more impressed if I’d ever heard of Don Cheadle.

William Hurd on “Face the Nation” says 1,000 Texas farmers could have land seized to build Trump’s border wall  What is it that CNN likes to add — ‘without evidence’?

Alec Baldwin suggests Trump’s latest attack on ‘SNL’ could be ‘a threat to my safety’

CNN Mocks Trump for Eating Omelet During Border Emergency  Scraaaaaaaape that barrel….

Sen. Elizabeth Warren Supports Use Of 25th Amendment To Sink Trump  Because TRUMP.

Tennessee Man Allegedly Pulls Gun On Sam’s Club Customer For Wearing MAGA Hat

Lynching America: Jussie Smollett and the Prejudice of Anti-Trump Hatred

Alec Baldwin Goes Full Snowflake: Trump Tweet ‘A Threat to My Safety?’

Alec Baldwin says Trump’s latest attack on Saturday Night Live is ‘a threat to my safety’

Trump doesn’t understand his base  And apparently some Brit named ‘Musa al-Garbhi’ does. I see. It’s all clear now.

Adam Schiff: Evidence of Trump-Russia collusion evidence ‘in plain sight’, says senior Democrat  So where are the indictments? Eh? Eh?

Morning Joe Insists Trump Is A Putin Puppet, Laments That Public Does Not Trust McCabe  So I wonder what Putin has in mind imposing those sanctions on himself?

Can Trump Handle a Foreign Crisis?  Peggy Noonan reveals that she still doesn’t get Trump. We haven’t had a foreign crisis because foreign leaders don’t dare provoke Trump. Having a reputation for being crazy is valuable.

WashPost’s Capehart: Smollett Story Fit ‘Narrative’ of Trump ‘Menace’  Too good not to be true.

 

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Pelley Bizarrely Sells McCabe: ‘Lifelong Republican’ with ‘Sterling 21-Year Career’ at FBI

18th February 2019

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‘Lifelong Republicans’ don’t try to run a coup against a Republican President.

People who are reported by the DOJ IG for lying under oath (which is what got him fired) don’t have a ‘sterling’ career.

 

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Republicans Launch Campaign to Demonise Democrats as Socialists and ‘Baby Killers’ ahead of 2020 election

18th February 2019

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Mainly by quoting them? I’m not sure what the basis is for the complaint here.

They’re also racist, anti-Semitic, and congenitally corrupt. Maybe we can add that into the mix somehow.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th February 2019

National emergency: Lawsuits launched in bid to stop Trump building border wall  Wow, how unexpected.

Terrified Todd: What If Trump’s National Emergency Is Found Constitutional?!

Beto Is ‘Playing Right Into President Trump’s Hands’: CNN Panel Scrambles To Say We Do Need Walls  Let’s face it, Bevo is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

‘SNL’ Lampoons Border Wall Deal With Giggly, Gloating ‘Chuck And Nancy’  They could have used the real ones; who would have known?

Repatriating Isis fighters is a complex issue – but it’s not one that Donald Trump can solve  Because TRUMP.

 

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Joe Biden Tells Europe That America Is ‘An Embarrassment’

17th February 2019

Read it.

He’s free to leave at any time.

I hope there’s a video of him saying this that will be extensively used if he ever runs for President.

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Kamala Harris’s Blackness Isn’t Up for Debate

17th February 2019

A tongue-bath from Jamele Hill, racist writer at the Atlantic.

You may recall Jamele Hill, who was fired from ESPN for her penchant for criticizing Trump.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th February 2019

“Morning Joe” On Amazon Deal: Certain Idiots Who Don’t Understand Economics Are Going To Get Trump Reelected  It’s all about Trump, even when he isn’t there.

Joy Reid Guest: Stop ‘Zombie’ Trump Supporters from ‘Infecting’ Others

Episode 418 Scott Adams: The Three Pillars of TDS  Scott Adams is always worth listening to.

Mike Pence Gets Silent Treatment In Munich When He Offers Greetings From Trump

Scott Adams: ‘How Long Before We See Trump Derangement Syndrome Used as a Legal Defense?’

 

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Shooter in Deadly Illinois Rampage had a Gun With a Laser Sight, Witness Says

16th February 2019

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This is laying the groundwork for adding ‘ban laser sights’ to the Usual Suspects’ gun-grabbing efforts.

CNN think they’re clever but they’re not.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th February 2019

Bob Menendez Claims Trump Could Be ‘An Agent Of The Russian Federation’  Could be an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy, too — that would explain the additional sanctions he’s slapping on Russia. Guess Menendez doesn’t read the news.

MSNBC’s Deutsch Slams ‘Slimeball’ Trump: ‘History Will Really Frown on the Republicans’  Especially if Democrats get to write it.

Hunt Suggests Trump Got Idea For National Emergency From Hannity  Who cares where he got the idea? If Trump took his ideas from Rush Limbaugh, I’d be the first to rejoice.

Media Ignore Beto Crowd Smashing Trump Piñata, Carrying Mexican Flags

Alan Dershowitz Compares 25th Amendment Attempts Against Trump To A Coup D’etat  Well, yeah.

CNN’s Cillizza Absurdly Rationalizes DOJ Attempt to Remove Trump from Office

NYT Claims Trump Is the One With the Anti-Semitism Problem  A lie that not even progressives will believe.

MSNBC: Dems Can Exploit Military Deaths to Slam Trump’s Emergency Declaration

 

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“Could” News Week: Adventures in Global Warming

15th February 2019

The press is full of warnings by ‘climate scientists’ about things that COULD happen, which ‘journalists’ then carry around (with their hair on fire) as if they CERTAINLY WILL happen.

Non Sequitur Comic Strip for February 13, 2019

Legal Experts Suggest Climate-Crusading Kids’ Newest Stunt Will Wreck The Economy

Is Global Warming Theory Scientific?

Insects are dying off at record rates — an ominous sign we’re in the middle of a 6th mass extinction

Insects Are Dying En Masse, Risking ‘Catastrophic’ Collapse Of Earth’s Ecosystems

Environment suffering multiple crises that threaten to destabilise society and global economy, experts warn

Are Childless Climate Change Eco-Worriers Modern Day Shakers?

Here’s how global warming will change your town’s weather by 2080  And of course we all know that the weather can be predicted 40 years ahead of time. Just look at how accurate local weather forecasts are now.

By 2080, Climate Change will Force Canadians to Endure Warm Conditions Like Today’s Minnesota  And we all know how accurate long-range weather prediction is.

Data analysis: Global temperature has not increased under Republican presidents, only Democrats

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th February 2019

House Judiciary chairman threatens to depose acting attorney general after contentious testimony  In other words: ‘You didn’t give us anything we can use against Trump, so we’re going to keep digging until we find something.’

Tapper’s ‘rogue’ control room blasts Trump’s hypocrisy  Yeah, sure, whatever.

‘Spineless Morons’ — Dallas Megachurch Pastor Rips ‘NeverTrump’ Evangelicals

Tapper Tries to Muddy Waters on Omar, Suggesting McCarthy, Trump Are Anti-Semites

Sen. Lankford Denies Politico Story About Trump Confronting Sen. Coons

Trump Demands California Pay Back Federal Government For Canceled Bullet Train Project  The nerve of that guy.

BOOK: Rosenstein Held Meetings On Removing Trump With 25th Amendment, Wearing Wire Into Oval Office

Democratic Congresswoman Dismisses Trump Economic Record As A Lot Of ‘Blah, Blah, Blah’  I’ll be happy to send her my brokerage account statement.

Andrew Napolitano Breaks Down How Trump Can Overcome Congressional Investigations

Salon’s Sex Therapist: ‘Creepy’ and ‘Rape-Like’ Trump ‘Wrecking Our Sex Lives’  How sad.

Unfake The News: MSNBC Resists No Collusion, Rachel Maddow Won’t Go Down Without A Fight

Networks: 2,202 Minutes on Russia Scandal, Zero for No Collusion Report

Senate Panel May Probe Alleged Plot to Oust Trump  The problem is that these scumbags all think that they are the heroes so they publish books about their skullduggery in the sure and certain knowledge that everybody will praise them.

Trump 25th amendment: Justice Department considered attempt to remove president after Comey firing, former FBI chief reveals  So where’s the special prosecutor?

Hope Restored? ‘Hardball’ Celebrates Manafort Ruling as Proof of ‘Collusion’ by Pro-Russia Trump  Which it isn’t, of course. But they’ve got to clutch at any straws they can reach.

Trump medical: President now officially obese, according to newly released health report  Ooooo, stop the presses!

 

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‘We’ll Regret This’

14th February 2019

National Review cuck Jonah Goldberg is scared shitless that Trump might win one.

I’m hoping that one day he’ll get his meds adjusted and discover what side he’s on.

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Pelosi Warns That a Future Democratic President Could Declare National Emergency to Push Gun Control

14th February 2019

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Oh, the way Obama did on health care? The fly in the Democrat ointment is that pesky little thing called the Second Amendment, and the point that originalists now control the Supreme Court.

Try a gun with bullets in it next time, Nancy.

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US Government Says ‘Pink Slime’ Can Now Be Called Ground Beef

14th February 2019

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The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) has now reclassified the product once dubbed “pink slime,” a meat filler product described as “lean finely textured beef,” as “ground beef.”

Beef Products Inc (BPI), the South Dakota manufacturer of the product, has received approval from USDA to label its product as “ground beef.”

The reclassification comes several years after BPI filed a defamation lawsuit against ABC News in 2012 after the news organisation coined the term “pink slime” in a report about its product. In 2017, the lawsuit resulted in a settlement between ABC News and BPI for about $177m, the highest ever in this type of corporate legal case.

Which, of course, doesn’t prevent Sarah Harvard of The Independent from perpetuating the smear in her article.

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Trump Administration Official’s Wife Suggests Measles Can Cure Cancer

14th February 2019

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The wife of White House communications chief Bill Shine has inaccurately claimed that diseases such as measles can “fight cancer.”

‘Inaccurately’? Better not tell CNN: Measles used to put cancer into remission – CNN

Breaking News: Measles Vaccine Cures Woman Of Cancer

Using Measles Virus To Treat Cancer – Business Insider

Mayo Clinic Research Shows Measles May Cure Cancer – Vaxxter

Measles Virus Put Woman’s Cancer into Remission – WebMD

Measels Vaccine Cures Cancer | Time

I guess The Independent doesn’t have access to Google. Pity.

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‘The grown ups have failed miserably on climate change – so us kids are going on strike to save the planet’

14th February 2019

Read it.

Let us know how that works out for you.

Have you noticed how much of our public policy is run by children (or people who act like children)?

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What Is a Mansion?

14th February 2019

The Antiplanner is not afraid to ask an obvious question.

“Fire Damages Del Mar Mansion,” NBC San Diego News reported yesterday. The mansion in question, the story added, had three bedrooms, three baths, and 2,242 square feet.

Merriam-Webster defines “mansion” as “a large, imposing residence.” The Free Dictionary says it is “a large, stately house.” Call me old fashioned, but 2,242 square feet doesn’t seem that large, imposing, or stately to me. Maybe compared with tiny homes it is, but even in California, most people have not yet been squeezed into tiny homes.

You can bet money on the fact that if a newspaper doesn’t like you and you have a fence around your yard it will be described as a ‘compound’.

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Network Blackout of Investigation Finding Covington Kids Did Nothing Wrong

14th February 2019

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Well, you know, we don’t really need to report on that, that’s old news anyway….

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New York Millionaires Tell Albany: Tax Us, Please

14th February 2019

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And Albany will be only too happy to oblige.

Testifying on Tuesday at a state budget hearing, Mr. Pearl asked a bipartisan group of about half a dozen legislators to create a new “multimillionaire’s tax” on households earning more than $5 million a year in order to fund new affordable housing, infrastructure and schools.

“I’m a person of some means. I could live wherever I want,” said Mr. Pearl, a former managing director at BlackRock. “I could live in Kansas, if I wanted to live in a state with low taxes and low services. But I don’t.”

Things to notice:

  1. This is a very small group of people, which the New York Times (as is its wont) pretends speaks for all ‘millionaires’ in New York.
  2. There is nothing to prevent anybody, millionaire or otherwise, just writing a check to the State Treasury if they wanted to pay more tax; that doesn’t require ‘raising taxes’ for everybody.
  3. What they really want is to raise taxes including the almost-rich people, so that these jumped-up proles don’t compete with the existing rich people for luxury goods and services. If the tax rate is 50%, then a guy with $10,000l,000 is left with $5,000,000, while a guy with $200,000 is left with $100,000. Go look up how far $100,000 will get you in New Yawk — it won’t be a dinner reservation at Per Se.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th February 2019

MECKLER: If Congress Can Demand Trump’s Tax Returns, Expect Them To Weaponize That Power

Maduro Calls Trump Administration An ‘Extremist Group’ Working In The Interests Of ‘The KKK’

WashPost Repeatedly Botches Fact Check of Trump’s State of the Union Address

Psychic? CNN’s Berman Slams President Trump’s ‘Flat Out Racist’ Tweet About Warren

‘Jesus Wept:’ Hollywood Implodes Over ‘Loser’ Trump’s ‘Belligerent’ Rally

Trump Trolls MSNBC with Video of Report on Senate Committee Finding No Collusion

Donald Trump Jr is slammed for saying ‘loser teachers’ are spreading socialism  Except that they are, and everyone knows it.

Don Jr. Gets An ‘F’ On Twitter After Slamming ‘Loser Teachers’ At Campaign Event  And people look to the Estrogen Post for their grades. I see.

Trump’s MAGA fans believe they’re fighting for an American revolution. That’s why we saw violence in El Paso  Well, actually, no. One guy got obstreperous and another Trump supporter restrained him. Compare with the AntiFa mobs that rage through Left Coast streets with barely a mention.

Joy Villa: Border wall Grammys dress made people angrier than ever before  Which was, of course, its intent.

When did Donald Trump’s tweets become so boring?  There’s no pleasing some people.

NBC Ignores Own Exclusive: Senate Probe Found No Evidence of Collusion

Harrison Ford takes thinly veiled swipe at Donald Trump over climate change  ‘Thinly veiled’ means he didn’t but we’re going to pretend he did because TRUMP.

Trump condemned by Iranian photographer for stealing her award-winning picture: ‘This image is for my people, not this man’  It’s called Fair Use, chick. You could look it up.

Wheels Come Off The Collusion Story, Democrats Hardest Hit

ABC Finally Reports on Senate Committee Finding No Collusion, Only to Hype Dem Contradiction

‘You Have Trafficked In Hate Your Whole Life’: Omar Responds To Trump Calling For Her To Resign  Uh, no, that would be you, Congresswoman.

Joe Scarborough Uses ‘The Simpsons’ To Mock Trump’s Shutdown Deal With Democrats Joe keeps getting more and more shallow. I expect him to turn sideways and disappear any day now.

CNN Spends Westminster Dog Show Comparing Trump to a Dog  It’s all they got.

Mitchell Scolds Pence: ‘Can You Understand’ You’re ‘Creating a Toxic Climate’ by Rebuking Omar’s Anti-Semitism?  Sorry, ‘toxic climate’ has arrived long since.

Wrong Again, Brian Williams: Trump Has Not Promised Wall ‘From Sea to Shining Sea’

 

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Cory Booker Says We Have to Stop Eating Meat

13th February 2019

Read it.

Perhaps I should get him a subscription to ButcherBox.

(Have you ever seen a  picture of Spartacus Booker smiling? Have you ever seen a picture of him where his eyes aren’t bugged out? Ever?)

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Booker Says If He Wins the Dem Primary in 2020, He’ll Look to ‘Women First’ for VP

13th February 2019

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How very white of him.

(Have you ever seen a picture of Spartacus Booker smiling? Ever?)

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Fake News: If the Shoe Fits, Wear It

13th February 2019

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I am so old, I can remember when liberals invented the term “fake news” to refer to pro-Trump commentary on Facebook. Those days are long gone, of course, and President Trump has made the phrase his own. “Fake news” now refers to the partisan falsehoods that dominate the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Associated Press, and many other news outlets.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th February 2019

ELLIS: India — Not So Different From Donald Trump’s America

Tapper on Donald Trump Jr.: That is blatant racism  Well, no, it really isn’t.

Why Trump’s threat to declare a national emergency freaks out Republicans

Democrats in 2020 are at risk of turning into Republicans in 2016  ‘Minus the racism’.

‘Heaven Has A Wall’ — Grocery Store Chain Ad Says The Afterlife Is On Trump’s Side

‘Opposite of Hate’ Author Sally Kohn Hates on Trump

Trump supporter ‘violently attacks’ BBC cameraman at rally after US president whips up anger over media  Perhaps they ought to ask themselves, ‘Why do they hate us?’

Trump claims Democrat wants to ‘execute a baby’ then lies about El Paso border wall in wild rally speech  They had to include ‘lies about’ in the headline so you wouldn’t mistake it for a news story.

Menendez Attacks Trump For Classifying Drunk Driving Illegals As ‘Criminal’  Which, of course, they are.

Morning Joe: Scarborough Compares Trump To Hitler, Says Republicans Are Hypocrites On Omar

Don’t let Donald Trump’s concern for unborn babies blind you to his real desire – to roll back women’s rights  I’ll bet you didn’t know that there were so many ‘journalists’ out there who have never met Trump and don’t know anything about him and yet can read his mind about his ‘real desire.’

Beto O’Rourke fact-checks Trump’s border lies at El Paso rally: ‘Walls do not save lives, walls end lives’  Well, that would account for why all prisons and jails have walls. Thanks, Bevo.

When Trump fans assault journalists, should the press reassess its abusive relationship with the president?  They should ask themselves ‘Why do they hate us?’.

REPORT: Senate Intel Democrats Find No Collusion Between Trump, Putin  Not that they’ll ever admit it.

Bob Menendez: Illegal Aliens Who Are Merely Arrested for Driving Under the Influence Should Not Be Considered “Criminals,” And Trump Is Destroying America By Treating Them as Criminals

The dogphobia of Donald Trump

 

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Mark Kelly: Retired Astronaut Launches Senate Bid for McCain’s Old Seat With Gun Control as a Top Priority

12th February 2019

Read it.

We already have ‘gun control’. What he wants is ‘gun restriction’, but no newspaper will be honest about that.

If she had been a Republican, she would have been in no danger.He really ought to campaign for ‘Democrat control’.

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OPINION: The Dirtiest Part of an Airport May Be Pete Hegseth’s Hands

11th February 2019

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And this is MORE IMPORTANT than ANY OTHER THING that this chick could be writing about.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th February 2019

MSNBC Guest Slams ‘White Supremacist,’ ‘Half-Witted’ Fox Host

Elizabeth Warren: Trump ‘May Not Even Be A Free Person’ In 2020  He’ll at least be inexpensive, compared to Warren.

Trump again confuses climate change with weather in tweet attacking Amy Klobuchar  Alleged journalist once again mistakes Trump joke for Trump confusion.

Morning Mirror: Washington Reporter Says If You Like Trump You’re A P.O.S.

Video Venom: 33 TV Shows in Jan. Slam ‘Terrorist’ Trump, Praise Abortion

 

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Cow Fart Bans? WashPost Fact Checker Hides the Pinocchios for Team Ocasio-Cortez

11th February 2019

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The Washington Post Fact Checker page has a habit of “hiding the Pinocchios” for Democrats when liberal staffers aggressively engage them. This happened again early Monday with the much-mocked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez talking points for the “Green New Deal.” Post “fact checker” Salvador Rizzo admitted the new congresswoman and her supporters misled the public, but they were “walked back,” so no Pinocchios. Rizzo concluded the only document that mattered was the actual House resolution submitted:

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th February 2019

INSANE: Women Crying Sexism at NPR Can’t Recall Trump-as-Mean-Boss Stories in 2016??

Wealthy Taxpayers Screaming About Lost Deductions Under Trump Tax “Cuts”

New tax law only gives high-tax states what they deserve

Trump appears to joke about Native American genocide in Elizabeth Warren ‘Trail of Tears’ tweet  He really didn’t, of course, so they have to use the weasel-word ‘appears’.

Elizabeth Warren’s 2020 presidential bid announcement has rattled Donald Trump – and the pressure will only mount from here  More make-it-up ‘journalism’. Trump isn’t rattled; he’d pound her into the ground like a tent peg.

We Hear You: Media Outlets Slime Teens for Wearing ‘MAGA’ Hats

Elizabeth Warren says Trump ‘may not even be a free man’ in 2020, on first day of campaign

 

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‘SNL’ Sketch Features the ‘Women of Congress,’ Leaves Out Every Single Republican

10th February 2019

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Of course. Republican women aren’t Really Women the way Republican African-Americans aren’t Really Black.

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The New ‘Period’ Emoji Is a Reminder That Destigmatising Menstruation Has a Long Way to Go

10th February 2019

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Find out your marching orders regarding the latest insane proglodyte oppression outrage.

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Black History Month—Must We Slide Into Babbling Infantilism?

9th February 2019

John Derbyshire considers that the prospect.

February is, of course, Black History Month. So far, just one week in, the reminders are piling up. I have logged the following outrages that have black Americans cowering in fear in their tarpaper shacks.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th February 2019

Trump Weighs In On ‘Hatred And Scorn’ From Democrats At Hearing With Matthew Whitaker

On MSNBC, Sinbad Slams ‘Atrocious’ Shutdown by ‘Fool’ Trump Who Deserves ‘A Pimp Slap’  I suspect that Sinbad knows a lot more about ‘pimp slaps’ than Trump. Sinbad doesn’t sound like somebody that I would look to for advice on government policy.

Maher Trashes Republicans: ‘If You Drew a Venn Diagram of Insane and 21st Century Republican, It Would be a Circle’  I must have missed where Maher got his psychology degree. Amazing that they pay these people for this crap when they could get the same

Butterflies, bulldozers and barbed wire bring out spirited resistance to Trump’s border wall  None of which will matter when the wall is built.

Trump claims Obama was causing economic ‘depression’ in misleading Twitter rant  They have to add ‘misleading’ so that you’ll know not to mistake this for actual journalism.

 

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Outrageous! Chris Cuomo: Republicans Want Illegals to Kill Americans Because It’s ‘Convenient’

8th February 2019

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Well, it can’t be all that convenient, otherwise more would do it.

Perhaps we could get them to kill Cuomo instead. That would certainly be convenient.

I wonder whether I could get an illegal alien to tag Bill Mahar in return for green-card sponsorship? Hmmmm.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th February 2019

NYT’s Gay Incensed Trump Would ‘Graphically’ Talk About Abortion in ‘Dark’ Speech

Washington Post Celebrates Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Exquisite Rudeness’ to Trump

Petty CNN Hosts Decry Trump Campaign’s Cheesy Fundraising E-Mail

Trump campaign aide compares Democrats wearing white to KKK: ‘The only thing missing is the matching hood’  The implication being that this was a rude thing to say. And yet even ruder things are said about Republicans every day.

Trump investigation: Senate committee launches probe into Russia links and foreign financial interests  Actually, it’s a House committee; you’d think that a Voice of the Crust could get at least that much right.

Jemele Hill Attempts To Clarify Trump Assassination Tweet  Apparently she didn’t mean it in a bad way.

Liberal Abdul-Jabbar Lashes Out At Trump, NFL Owners

Wash Post: Trump to Stoke Evangelical Fears at Prayer Breakfast  All he has to do is list what Democrats are doing.

House Democrats’ Battle For Trump Tax Returns Begins

 

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Media Meltdown: VA Dem Debacle Could Lead to ‘Conservative Republican’ Governor

7th February 2019

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The horror! The horror!

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Penn State: The Word “Anthropocene” Is a Dangerous Generalisation Which Ignores White Male Colonial Capitalist Guilt for Global Warming

6th February 2019

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Well, I’m glad we cleared that up.

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British Woman Jailed in Bali for Slapping Official After Missing Flight

6th February 2019

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Auj-e Taqaddas was sentenced to six months in prison after footage of the confrontation was shared widely online last year.

Yeah, ‘Auj-e Taqaddas’ sure says ‘British woman’ to me.

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Fake News So Bad Chris Matthews Is the Fact Checker? Host Debunks Reid

5th February 2019

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You know it’s bad when Chris Matthews is your fact checker. The MSNBC host on Tuesday inadvertently took on this role when his colleague Joy Reid claimed Donald Trump has been talking about the “brown scare at the border.” He hasn’t. Reid was awkwardly forced to admit she made up the quote, saying, “That’s not his exact text.”

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Georgia Democratic Party Responds to Onion Article Making Fun of Stacey Abrams

5th February 2019

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The official Twitter account for the Georgia Democratic Party took the time to respond to a satirical website’s mockery of failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams.

The Onion, a well-known satirical website, published an article on Tuesday titled “Guilt-Ridden Stacey Abrams Wondering When She Should Tell Democrats That She Lost Her Election.” The article pokes fun of the fact that Abrams, who lost her bid to become Georgia’s next governor, is still considered a rising star among the Democratic Party.

I’m waiting for her to complete her species-reassignment surgery.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th February 2019

CNN Hosts Whine About Bullied 6th Grader Named Trump Invited to SOTU

Trump investigations: Prosecutors order inaugural committee hand over documents relating to ‘foreign donations’  I guess Trump colluded with … somebody … to be inaugurated. The nerve of that guy.

Trump news – live: President’s aides subpoenaed over host of crimes ahead of State of the Union address  Hey, something’s gotta stick….

Forget the state of the union Mr Trump, check out the state of you  Another mind-reading journalist thinks that Trump obviously ought to listen to him.

CNN’s Berman Warns Ex-Trump Aide Is ‘Hardly Impartial Reporter’ Before Letting Him Speak  Gee, I was about to say the same about CNN.

‘Diabolical’: Gov Cuomo Blames Trump As Citizens Flee New York For Low Tax Red States

Judge Napolitano Says The Reason Democrats Want Northam Gone Is Trump

Morning Joe Discovers A Love For Separation Of Powers It Didn’t Have In Obama Years

Nets Giddy Over Trump Facing ‘Sea of Opponents’ During SOTU

Joy Behar Tries To Call Trump Soft On Russia — Abby Huntsman Makes Her Regret It

Democrats Cope With State Of The Union By Acting Out

Joe Biden aides told to prepare for 2020 presidential run against Trump ‘at moment’s notice’  As if an old white male has any possible chance of getting the Democrat nomination.

Trump’s excessive hours of ‘daily executive time’ defended by White House press secretary Sarah Sanders  As if some ‘journalist’ is qualified to call anything Trump does ‘excessive’.

NPR Host Compares Bullying Children With Trump’s ‘Cyberbullying’  Mommmeeee! Donald hit me back!

Republicans Plan To Turn On Trump If He Declares National Emergency To Build Border Wall  This is why Republicans always lose.

Maddow, Schiff Dance Around Newest Trump Tower Meeting Evidence Without Acknowledging That It Refutes His Theory  Scott Adams characterizes Rachel Madow as ‘very bright’. I don’t see any evidence of it.

The Left Blames Trump For Northam’s Blackface  Of course they do.

‘Shoddy’ — Maddow Can’t Admit Her Feverish Trump Jr. Collusion Speculation Collapsed

Newly unearthed video shows Trump ‘meeting with Russians in Moscow in 1995’ over ‘building project’  So what?

NY Daily News’ ‘Justice Journalist’: ‘Trumpian Clone’ NFL Owners Selling Whiteness To White Fan Base

 

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Liberal Campaigner Calls ‘Green New Deal’ a Plan to ‘Redistribute Wealth and Power’ From Rich to Poor

5th February 2019

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Presumably because the poor have done such a great job handling wealth and power so far….

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th February 2019

Stephen Colbert mocks Trump’s comments about letting Barron play ‘dangerous’ football  If it weren’t for Trump, would he even have a show?

TV’s Shutdown News Blamed Trump, Touted Victims Over Border Debate

Joe Scarborough Says Trump Wants to ‘Start a War With Iran’  For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence.

NBC Analysts Try to Blame Trump for Northam Blackface Scandal  Of course. If it’s racist, it’s got to be Trump.

‘Never Trump’ Conservative Bill Kristol Donated To Ralph Northam’s Campaign  Any resemblance between Kristol and Mussolini is purely coincidental. Purely coincidental.

Cardi B Reminds Everyone ‘Racism’ and ‘Trump’ Made her Decline Halftime Performance  Yet another reason to be grateful for racism and Trump.

Nearly half of Americans say Trump administration is doing ‘worst job of governing in their lifetimes’  These were the people who predicted tht Hillary would win in a landslide.

 

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Andrea Mitchell Worries Calls for Northam’s Resignation Are ‘Too Politically Correct’

4th February 2019

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Circle the date: Andrew Mitchell worrying about something being too politically correct.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd February 2019

Donald Trump Jr. Will Be Indicted by Mueller, Former Prosecutor Says, and Will Help to Ensnare His Father Well, no, that’s not what he said. More fake news from MSNBC.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd February 2019

Watch: CNN Hosts Devastated As Another Russia Scoop Collapses

Restaurant owner who banned customers in MAGA hats takes back remarks, apologizes for ‘amplifying the anger’

Democrat Governor Compares Trump to Measles, Chuck Todd Just Moves On

Mystery solved, Schiff & CNN hardest hit

Fake News Blows Up on Journalists Again; Where Are the Apologies?

 

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OF COURSE! CNN Mislabels Racist Democrat Governor Northam as a Republican

2nd February 2019

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Hey, if he’s a racist, he MUST be Republican.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st February 2019

Has Fox News finally soured on Donald Trump?  Hint: No. Has the Guardian finally soured on socialism?

San Francisco Restaurant Bans MAGA Hats  I’m surprised it took them this long.

Senate Rebukes Trump On Foreign Policy  And he promises to give it all due consideration.

John Lewis, Hank Johnson To Boycott Trump’s State Of The Union  Good.

Jew-Hatred in the Schools of Berlin

Cuomo Argues in Favor of Allowing the Banning of MAGA Hat Wearers from Businesses  Because, you know, Trump.

Government minister Liam Fox takes veiled swipe at Donald Trump’s trade policy in major speech  Because Britain’s trade policy is so super-effective.

CNN Hosts Discuss Potential Discrimination Against MAGA Hat-Wearers

Actress Raves, ‘Environmental Racism’ Will Cause World to End by 2030; Rips Pence for Causing Smollett Attack How do these people survive to adulthood?

Trump Era Tests Whether You Can Impeach A President You Don’t Like

Anti-Trump Newsweek Writer Threatens Lawsuit Over Being ‘Poster Girl For Fake News’

California Restaurateur Compares MAGA Hats to White Hoods  Of course he does.

Ditching a nuclear arms treaty with Russia is all about Trump’s attempt to prove he’s not in hock to the Kremlin  Another attempt at mind-reading by an anti-Trump journalist.

 

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Michael Moore Calls for ‘Outlawing Billionaires,’ Massive Tax Hike

1st February 2019

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How about we outlaw fat socialists instead? The world would be a nicer place.

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