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The inmates are in charge of the asylum.
19th February 2019
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18th February 2019
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18th February 2019
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‘Lifelong Republicans’ don’t try to run a coup against a Republican President.
People who are reported by the DOJ IG for lying under oath (which is what got him fired) don’t have a ‘sterling’ career.
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18th February 2019
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Mainly by quoting them? I’m not sure what the basis is for the complaint here.
They’re also racist, anti-Semitic, and congenitally corrupt. Maybe we can add that into the mix somehow.
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17th February 2019
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17th February 2019
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He’s free to leave at any time.
I hope there’s a video of him saying this that will be extensively used if he ever runs for President.
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17th February 2019
A tongue-bath from Jamele Hill, racist writer at the Atlantic.
You may recall Jamele Hill, who was fired from ESPN for her penchant for criticizing Trump.
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16th February 2019

“Morning Joe” On Amazon Deal: Certain Idiots Who Don’t Understand Economics Are Going To Get Trump Reelected It’s all about Trump, even when he isn’t there.
Joy Reid Guest: Stop ‘Zombie’ Trump Supporters from ‘Infecting’ Others
Episode 418 Scott Adams: The Three Pillars of TDS Scott Adams is always worth listening to.
Mike Pence Gets Silent Treatment In Munich When He Offers Greetings From Trump
Scott Adams: ‘How Long Before We See Trump Derangement Syndrome Used as a Legal Defense?’
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16th February 2019
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This is laying the groundwork for adding ‘ban laser sights’ to the Usual Suspects’ gun-grabbing efforts.
CNN think they’re clever but they’re not.
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15th February 2019
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15th February 2019
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14th February 2019

House Judiciary chairman threatens to depose acting attorney general after contentious testimony In other words: ‘You didn’t give us anything we can use against Trump, so we’re going to keep digging until we find something.’
Tapper’s ‘rogue’ control room blasts Trump’s hypocrisy Yeah, sure, whatever.
‘Spineless Morons’ — Dallas Megachurch Pastor Rips ‘NeverTrump’ Evangelicals
Tapper Tries to Muddy Waters on Omar, Suggesting McCarthy, Trump Are Anti-Semites
Sen. Lankford Denies Politico Story About Trump Confronting Sen. Coons
Trump Demands California Pay Back Federal Government For Canceled Bullet Train Project The nerve of that guy.
BOOK: Rosenstein Held Meetings On Removing Trump With 25th Amendment, Wearing Wire Into Oval Office
Democratic Congresswoman Dismisses Trump Economic Record As A Lot Of ‘Blah, Blah, Blah’ I’ll be happy to send her my brokerage account statement.
Andrew Napolitano Breaks Down How Trump Can Overcome Congressional Investigations
Salon’s Sex Therapist: ‘Creepy’ and ‘Rape-Like’ Trump ‘Wrecking Our Sex Lives’ How sad.
Unfake The News: MSNBC Resists No Collusion, Rachel Maddow Won’t Go Down Without A Fight
Networks: 2,202 Minutes on Russia Scandal, Zero for No Collusion Report
Senate Panel May Probe Alleged Plot to Oust Trump The problem is that these scumbags all think that they are the heroes so they publish books about their skullduggery in the sure and certain knowledge that everybody will praise them.
Trump 25th amendment: Justice Department considered attempt to remove president after Comey firing, former FBI chief reveals So where’s the special prosecutor?
Hope Restored? ‘Hardball’ Celebrates Manafort Ruling as Proof of ‘Collusion’ by Pro-Russia Trump Which it isn’t, of course. But they’ve got to clutch at any straws they can reach.
Trump medical: President now officially obese, according to newly released health report Ooooo, stop the presses!
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14th February 2019
National Review cuck Jonah Goldberg is scared shitless that Trump might win one.
I’m hoping that one day he’ll get his meds adjusted and discover what side he’s on.
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14th February 2019
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Oh, the way Obama did on health care? The fly in the Democrat ointment is that pesky little thing called the Second Amendment, and the point that originalists now control the Supreme Court.
Try a gun with bullets in it next time, Nancy.
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14th February 2019
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The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) has now reclassified the product once dubbed “pink slime,” a meat filler product described as “lean finely textured beef,” as “ground beef.”
Beef Products Inc (BPI), the South Dakota manufacturer of the product, has received approval from USDA to label its product as “ground beef.”
The reclassification comes several years after BPI filed a defamation lawsuit against ABC News in 2012 after the news organisation coined the term “pink slime” in a report about its product. In 2017, the lawsuit resulted in a settlement between ABC News and BPI for about $177m, the highest ever in this type of corporate legal case.
Which, of course, doesn’t prevent Sarah Harvard of The Independent from perpetuating the smear in her article.
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14th February 2019
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14th February 2019
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Let us know how that works out for you.
Have you noticed how much of our public policy is run by children (or people who act like children)?
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14th February 2019
The Antiplanner is not afraid to ask an obvious question.
“Fire Damages Del Mar Mansion,” NBC San Diego News reported yesterday. The mansion in question, the story added, had three bedrooms, three baths, and 2,242 square feet.
Merriam-Webster defines “mansion” as “a large, imposing residence.” The Free Dictionary says it is “a large, stately house.” Call me old fashioned, but 2,242 square feet doesn’t seem that large, imposing, or stately to me. Maybe compared with tiny homes it is, but even in California, most people have not yet been squeezed into tiny homes.
You can bet money on the fact that if a newspaper doesn’t like you and you have a fence around your yard it will be described as a ‘compound’.
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14th February 2019
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Well, you know, we don’t really need to report on that, that’s old news anyway….
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14th February 2019
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And Albany will be only too happy to oblige.
Testifying on Tuesday at a state budget hearing, Mr. Pearl asked a bipartisan group of about half a dozen legislators to create a new “multimillionaire’s tax” on households earning more than $5 million a year in order to fund new affordable housing, infrastructure and schools.
“I’m a person of some means. I could live wherever I want,” said Mr. Pearl, a former managing director at BlackRock. “I could live in Kansas, if I wanted to live in a state with low taxes and low services. But I don’t.”
Things to notice:
- This is a very small group of people, which the New York Times (as is its wont) pretends speaks for all ‘millionaires’ in New York.
- There is nothing to prevent anybody, millionaire or otherwise, just writing a check to the State Treasury if they wanted to pay more tax; that doesn’t require ‘raising taxes’ for everybody.
- What they really want is to raise taxes including the almost-rich people, so that these jumped-up proles don’t compete with the existing rich people for luxury goods and services. If the tax rate is 50%, then a guy with $10,000l,000 is left with $5,000,000, while a guy with $200,000 is left with $100,000. Go look up how far $100,000 will get you in New Yawk — it won’t be a dinner reservation at Per Se.
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13th February 2019
MECKLER: If Congress Can Demand Trump’s Tax Returns, Expect Them To Weaponize That Power
Maduro Calls Trump Administration An ‘Extremist Group’ Working In The Interests Of ‘The KKK’
WashPost Repeatedly Botches Fact Check of Trump’s State of the Union Address
Psychic? CNN’s Berman Slams President Trump’s ‘Flat Out Racist’ Tweet About Warren
‘Jesus Wept:’ Hollywood Implodes Over ‘Loser’ Trump’s ‘Belligerent’ Rally
Trump Trolls MSNBC with Video of Report on Senate Committee Finding No Collusion
Donald Trump Jr is slammed for saying ‘loser teachers’ are spreading socialism Except that they are, and everyone knows it.
Don Jr. Gets An ‘F’ On Twitter After Slamming ‘Loser Teachers’ At Campaign Event And people look to the Estrogen Post for their grades. I see.
Trump’s MAGA fans believe they’re fighting for an American revolution. That’s why we saw violence in El Paso Well, actually, no. One guy got obstreperous and another Trump supporter restrained him. Compare with the AntiFa mobs that rage through Left Coast streets with barely a mention.
Joy Villa: Border wall Grammys dress made people angrier than ever before Which was, of course, its intent.
When did Donald Trump’s tweets become so boring? There’s no pleasing some people.
NBC Ignores Own Exclusive: Senate Probe Found No Evidence of Collusion
Harrison Ford takes thinly veiled swipe at Donald Trump over climate change ‘Thinly veiled’ means he didn’t but we’re going to pretend he did because TRUMP.
Trump condemned by Iranian photographer for stealing her award-winning picture: ‘This image is for my people, not this man’ It’s called Fair Use, chick. You could look it up.
Wheels Come Off The Collusion Story, Democrats Hardest Hit
ABC Finally Reports on Senate Committee Finding No Collusion, Only to Hype Dem Contradiction
‘You Have Trafficked In Hate Your Whole Life’: Omar Responds To Trump Calling For Her To Resign Uh, no, that would be you, Congresswoman.
Joe Scarborough Uses ‘The Simpsons’ To Mock Trump’s Shutdown Deal With Democrats Joe keeps getting more and more shallow. I expect him to turn sideways and disappear any day now.
CNN Spends Westminster Dog Show Comparing Trump to a Dog It’s all they got.
Mitchell Scolds Pence: ‘Can You Understand’ You’re ‘Creating a Toxic Climate’ by Rebuking Omar’s Anti-Semitism? Sorry, ‘toxic climate’ has arrived long since.
Wrong Again, Brian Williams: Trump Has Not Promised Wall ‘From Sea to Shining Sea’
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13th February 2019
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Perhaps I should get him a subscription to ButcherBox.
(Have you ever seen a picture of Spartacus Booker smiling? Have you ever seen a picture of him where his eyes aren’t bugged out? Ever?)
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13th February 2019
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How very white of him.
(Have you ever seen a picture of Spartacus Booker smiling? Ever?)
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13th February 2019
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I am so old, I can remember when liberals invented the term “fake news” to refer to pro-Trump commentary on Facebook. Those days are long gone, of course, and President Trump has made the phrase his own. “Fake news” now refers to the partisan falsehoods that dominate the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Associated Press, and many other news outlets.
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12th February 2019
ELLIS: India — Not So Different From Donald Trump’s America
Tapper on Donald Trump Jr.: That is blatant racism Well, no, it really isn’t.
Why Trump’s threat to declare a national emergency freaks out Republicans
Democrats in 2020 are at risk of turning into Republicans in 2016 ‘Minus the racism’.
‘Heaven Has A Wall’ — Grocery Store Chain Ad Says The Afterlife Is On Trump’s Side
‘Opposite of Hate’ Author Sally Kohn Hates on Trump
Trump supporter ‘violently attacks’ BBC cameraman at rally after US president whips up anger over media Perhaps they ought to ask themselves, ‘Why do they hate us?’
Trump claims Democrat wants to ‘execute a baby’ then lies about El Paso border wall in wild rally speech They had to include ‘lies about’ in the headline so you wouldn’t mistake it for a news story.
Menendez Attacks Trump For Classifying Drunk Driving Illegals As ‘Criminal’ Which, of course, they are.
Morning Joe: Scarborough Compares Trump To Hitler, Says Republicans Are Hypocrites On Omar
Don’t let Donald Trump’s concern for unborn babies blind you to his real desire – to roll back women’s rights I’ll bet you didn’t know that there were so many ‘journalists’ out there who have never met Trump and don’t know anything about him and yet can read his mind about his ‘real desire.’
Beto O’Rourke fact-checks Trump’s border lies at El Paso rally: ‘Walls do not save lives, walls end lives’ Well, that would account for why all prisons and jails have walls. Thanks, Bevo.
When Trump fans assault journalists, should the press reassess its abusive relationship with the president? They should ask themselves ‘Why do they hate us?’.
REPORT: Senate Intel Democrats Find No Collusion Between Trump, Putin Not that they’ll ever admit it.
Bob Menendez: Illegal Aliens Who Are Merely Arrested for Driving Under the Influence Should Not Be Considered “Criminals,” And Trump Is Destroying America By Treating Them as Criminals
The dogphobia of Donald Trump
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12th February 2019
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We already have ‘gun control’. What he wants is ‘gun restriction’, but no newspaper will be honest about that.
If she had been a Republican, she would have been in no danger.He really ought to campaign for ‘Democrat control’.
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11th February 2019
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And this is MORE IMPORTANT than ANY OTHER THING that this chick could be writing about.
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11th February 2019
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11th February 2019
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The Washington Post Fact Checker page has a habit of “hiding the Pinocchios” for Democrats when liberal staffers aggressively engage them. This happened again early Monday with the much-mocked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez talking points for the “Green New Deal.” Post “fact checker” Salvador Rizzo admitted the new congresswoman and her supporters misled the public, but they were “walked back,” so no Pinocchios. Rizzo concluded the only document that mattered was the actual House resolution submitted:
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10th February 2019
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10th February 2019
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Of course. Republican women aren’t Really Women the way Republican African-Americans aren’t Really Black.
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10th February 2019
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Find out your marching orders regarding the latest insane proglodyte oppression outrage.
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9th February 2019
John Derbyshire considers that the prospect.
February is, of course, Black History Month. So far, just one week in, the reminders are piling up. I have logged the following outrages that have black Americans cowering in fear in their tarpaper shacks.
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9th February 2019
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8th February 2019
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Well, it can’t be all that convenient, otherwise more would do it.
Perhaps we could get them to kill Cuomo instead. That would certainly be convenient.
I wonder whether I could get an illegal alien to tag Bill Mahar in return for green-card sponsorship? Hmmmm.
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7th February 2019
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7th February 2019
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The horror! The horror!
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6th February 2019
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Well, I’m glad we cleared that up.
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6th February 2019
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Auj-e Taqaddas was sentenced to six months in prison after footage of the confrontation was shared widely online last year.
Yeah, ‘Auj-e Taqaddas’ sure says ‘British woman’ to me.
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5th February 2019
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You know it’s bad when Chris Matthews is your fact checker. The MSNBC host on Tuesday inadvertently took on this role when his colleague Joy Reid claimed Donald Trump has been talking about the “brown scare at the border.” He hasn’t. Reid was awkwardly forced to admit she made up the quote, saying, “That’s not his exact text.”
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5th February 2019
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The official Twitter account for the Georgia Democratic Party took the time to respond to a satirical website’s mockery of failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams.
The Onion, a well-known satirical website, published an article on Tuesday titled “Guilt-Ridden Stacey Abrams Wondering When She Should Tell Democrats That She Lost Her Election.” The article pokes fun of the fact that Abrams, who lost her bid to become Georgia’s next governor, is still considered a rising star among the Democratic Party.
I’m waiting for her to complete her species-reassignment surgery.
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5th February 2019
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5th February 2019
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Presumably because the poor have done such a great job handling wealth and power so far….
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4th February 2019
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4th February 2019
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Circle the date: Andrew Mitchell worrying about something being too politically correct.
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3rd February 2019
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2nd February 2019
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2nd February 2019
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Hey, if he’s a racist, he MUST be Republican.

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1st February 2019
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1st February 2019
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How about we outlaw fat socialists instead? The world would be a nicer place.
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