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And why not? As long as people are willing to give him money, he’s got a profitable occupation, win or lose. And as long as you make the right Woke noises, there will be stupid people willing to give you money.

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I didn’t tell him that according to the latest data from the NHS in the UK, the percentage of those who die from the WuFlu after being “vaccinated” is roughly the same as it is for the unvaxed. And I especially didn’t tell what the experts say all those boosters will eventually do to him after he’s had enough of them. I don’t tell any of my vaxed friends about those things — since they can’t do anything about it once they’re vaxed, why would I want to ruin their day?

I refer to my friend’s syndrome as “Corona Psychosis”. It’s completely irrational, recognizes no evidence that might contradict it, and is clung to with a ferocity reminiscent of a religious mania.

It should have its own entry in the DSM-5.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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A Florida man who is accused of shooting down a federal drone that was being used to search for a burglar has been indicted on charges of possessing a firearm as a convicted felon and destruction of aircraft.

Wendell Doyle Goney was formally charged after admitting to authorities that he had used a .22 caliber rifle to shoot down the Lake County Sheriff’s Office drone, which he said was “harassing” him, according to a news release from the Department of Justice.

The incident took place on July 11. Deputies from the Lake County Sheriff’s Office were alerted to a burglary at a 10-acre business property. A law enforcement drone was deployed to assist with the outdoor search but it was soon shot down from the sky by Goney, who resides at a neighboring property, according to the release.

Boy, he sure showed them!

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A blonde lady Caltech forestry grad named Alexandra Souverneva, age 30 of Palo Alto, set the recent Fawn Fire that threatened to burn down the Northern California city of Redding because people told her to get off their land that she needed to walk across to get to Canada.

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of your average citizen more than those it’s likely to be Extinction Rebellion. Utter these words to your average working-class Londoner and don’t be surprised if they start grinding their teeth or begin to show signs of a florid complexion.

Since the group re-emerged after a long hiatus in the wilderness — probably busy making hair shirts or shouting at petrol — they have tried every means at their disposal to raise awareness that we are living in a supposed climate emergency. Their hapless Dad’s Army approach to environmental activism managed to enrage and frustrate just about every sector of British society. From a blockade that obstructed newspaper printing presses to disrupting the travel plans of millions of fed up commuters, the group managed to alienate just about anyone who may have been receptive to their cause. Hyperbolic statements didn’t help either. Founding member Roger Hallam claimed “billions” will die if we fail to take immediate action. Rather than bring people with them, these ridiculous stunts and statements have had the opposite effect.

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A Swedish family went on a vacation trip to Afghanistan just before the fall of Kabul, and now they are stuck there.

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Twenty-two of the Texas Democrats who fled to Washington, D.C, to prevent a quorum in the state House have filed a lawsuit in federal court against Gov. Greg Abbott.

The lawsuit, which two of the twenty-two Democrats are disputing they signed onto, is embarrassingly bad.

The complaint does not include the usual section for “claims” or “causes of action,” so we have to sift through its pell-mell paragraphs to figure out just what the Texas Democrats are alleging.

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The Bison Bridge proposes to repurpose the old bridge, which is slated for demolition, and turn it into a wildlife crossing so herds can roam freely between Iowa and Illinois.

Why? Why do we need to spend taxpayers’ money in a state that has millions of dollars in public pension liabilities to help fucking bison cross a fucking river? What did they do back when they had to depend on the Indians?

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A 10-year-old boy’s father allegedly took him on a fake drive-by shooting using a paintball gun, and was shot by a real bullet when a homeowner returned fire, the Miami Herald reported.

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A father-to-be was killed in February after a gender reveal device exploded as he was assembling it. A “smoke generating pyrotechnic device” used for a gender reveal party in 2020 caused a wildfire in California.

‘What gender is your child’?

‘Orphan.’

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Think of it as evolution in action. Who doesn’t know not to stand under a tree during a storm?

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That really helped those employees, didn’t it? Well done, Democrats!

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The agency in a press release described the Quidel Quick-Vue At-Home COVID-19 Test, the fourth one it’s approved since last November, as “another antigen test where certain individuals can rapidly collect and test their sample at home, without needing to send a sample to a laboratory for analysis.”

Good news, right? Right? Uh, no.

The at-home test will require a prescription from a doctor, for individuals suspected of COVID-19, “within the first six days of symptom onset.”

A PRESCRIPTION? FOR A SIMPLE TEST? A TEST DESIGNED TO BE DONE AT HOME BY AN INDIVIDUAL?

Is that not the most stupid, brain-dead, government-bureaucrat BULLSHIT that you’ve ever heard of?

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That worked out pretty well, didn’t it? Perhaps the kid won’t inherit any of his defective genes.

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I’d refund their tuition and send them home. They obviously aren’t bright enough to attend college.

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In 2008, Mark Bauerlein wrote “The Dumbest Generation, How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future.” Judging by events in the intervening dozen years (and especially in recent months), it appears that Bauerlein’s assessment was premature and perhaps even too kind.

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If you love doing something that could kill you, you’re a fool and deserve to be subtracted from the gene pool.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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The man, who appeared to be shirtless, is thought to be hanging by one of his feet from the top of a ladder attached to the 290ft Dixon’s Chimney in the centre of Carlisle, Cumbria.

I’d be inclined to leave him there as an example to others. “You got yourself into it, dude, you can get yourself out.” But that’s me.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

I think people ought to be encouraged to die on the slopes of Everest. It’s the closest to celebrity some will ever get, and it acts to cull the herd.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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A stowaway fell out of the bottom of a jet as it was approaching Heathrow airport to land on Sunday, according to NBC. The incident took place after a nine hour flight from Nairobi and the body wound up landing in a garden.

Metropolitan police said that the body was found in a garden in South London on Sunday and that it was believed to have fallen from a plane. The body has not been identified, nor has an official cause of death been determined.

We are not coroners, but we’re going to go out on a limb and say that if the authorities’ hypothesis is correct, the cause of death is likely going to be – wait for it – falling out of an airplane.

The poor guy was probably dead a corpse. Commercial flights typically travel at 30,000 feet, and there isn’t enough oxygen at that height to sustain life; Mt Everest climbers refer to altitudes above about 29,000 feet as ‘the death zone‘. Spend nine hours up there and you’re pretty much dead.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Think of is as evolution in action.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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I wonder how they will react when those companies say, ‘Well, I guess we won’t provide services to France any more.’

A core principle of economics is that you always get less of the behavior you tax, just as you always get more of the behavior you subsidize.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Let that be a lessom tous all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Put not your trust in strangers.

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Sounds as if they’ve got it handled.

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They ought also to have jerked his license for being too stupid to be on the road with other people.

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I must confess that the phrase ‘dumber than a box of rocks’ leapt immediately to mind.

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Presumably they got their money’s worth.

Let this be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Bethan Roper died on the Great Western Railway train near Twerton, Bath, on 1 December.

The 28-year-old charity worker was returning home to south Wales from a Christmas shopping trip in London with friends when the accident occurred.

Her head was out of the window of a door on the train, which was travelling at 85mph, when it was struck by the branch.

A report by the Rail Accident Investigation Branch (RAIB) found a yellow “caution” label above the door said, “Do not lean out of window when train is moving”.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Makes you wonder how good the Tesla self-driving feature really is.

Note to self: Avoid California.

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Be careful what you wish for.

Some people think that reality is a Spielberg movie.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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I hope he’s not under the illusion that he’ll be allowed to ask any questions of the President, or that the President will pay any attention to him if he tries.

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Oh, yeah, that’ll work.

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Think of it as evolution in action.