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Pokemon Go: Man ‘Impaled on Metal Fence’ While Playing Game in Stockholm

25th July 2016

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A firefighter told the Aftonbladet tabloid the man had been trying to sneak into the stadium while he was playing the game.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Pokemon Go: Two Men Fall More Than 50Ft Off Cliff While Playing Mobile Game

14th July 2016

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We are creating technology that weeds the defective out of the gene pool.

Truly, it is a great time to be alive.

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Two Tourists Plunge to Their Deaths in Peru in Separate Selfie Accidents

6th July 2016

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Man Dies While Trying to Dodge Charging Bull at Spanish Fiesta

13th June 2016

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Mount Everest: Third climber in three days dies descending summit

23rd May 2016

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Sanders: ‘Of course’ Sandy Hook Victims Should be Able to Sue Gun Manufacturers

17th April 2016

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And people complain about the shit Donald Trump says….

There is no logic that allows victims to sue gun manufacturers that would not also allow traffic accident victims to sue auto manufacturers (and dealers, for that matter), and I’ll let you imagine how far that would fly.

And, of course, that also ought to allow people who lose their jobs because of an increase in the ‘minimum wage’ to sue people like, ahem, Bernie Sanders.

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Justin Renel Joseph: Manhattan Man Sues Metropolitan Museum for ‘Racist Whitewashed’ Jesus Paintings

7th December 2015

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A man is reportedly suing the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York for exhibiting paintings portraying Jesus Christ as a blond-haired white man.

Justin Renel Joseph, 33, filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court alleging that four masterpieces exhibited in the museum are the product of “offensive aesthetic whitewashing” in their portrayals of Christ.

He claims Christ had “black hair like wool and skin of bronze colour” and that, as a man with the same physical traits, he felt “rejected”.

At last, another candidate for the Full Frontal Stupidity category.

I’ll bet he votes Democrat.

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Non-existent Hate Crime Prompts $1 Million Diversity Initiative

21st October 2015

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The Daily Caller reports that the University of Delaware is launching a $1 million “diversity” initiative in response to a non-existent hate crime. The “hate crime” consisted of “nooses” supposedly found hanging from a tree on campus. But the police found, and demonstrated through a video, that the alleged nooses were just the remnants of paper lanterns from an earlier campus event.

No matter. One administrator said the mere thought that paper lanterns could have been nooses shows the school has a toxic racial environment. That will be $1 million, please.

‘Do something even if it’s wrong.’ is the ‘progressive’ mantra. If you can do it with taxpayer money, all the better.

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