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Songs for an Overheated Planet

6th July 2007

Item. Sure, let’s fly people in from all over the world and use massive amounts of electricity to warn people that flying all over the world and using massive amounts of electricity is a Bad Thing.

That makes perfect sense.

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Awaiting Internet Access, Remote Brazilian Tribes Debate Its Promise, Peril

6th July 2007

Item. You might think that they’d have more important issues to worry about. But no.

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Panel fires gay pastor

6th July 2007

Item. In related news, several Marines have protested being required to wear those ugly clothes and maybe shoot people.

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City stands by statue of armed SEAL

5th July 2007

Item. Ship them to Iraq and see how long their anti-gun posture lasts.

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LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa needs a new last name

4th July 2007

Item. Now that his Better Half (pun intended) caught him with his pants down in the wrong venue. *sigh*

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Bill Gates’ sperm: second most-wanted in China

3rd July 2007

Item. Well, well. No mention of where Steve Jobs came in the lineup. Probably just as well.

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One of those non-Southern Baptist groups

2nd July 2007

Item. God forbid they should be confused with one of those, you know, religious groups. (They appear to be perfectly adequately confused all by themselves.)

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Nigerian to end gay rights tour at D.C. church

2nd July 2007

Item. The Episcopalian Church in America has gone beyond parody.

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