6th July 2007
Item. Sure, let’s fly people in from all over the world and use massive amounts of electricity to warn people that flying all over the world and using massive amounts of electricity is a Bad Thing.
That makes perfect sense.
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6th July 2007
Item. You might think that they’d have more important issues to worry about. But no.
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6th July 2007
Item. In related news, several Marines have protested being required to wear those ugly clothes and maybe shoot people.
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5th July 2007
Item. Ship them to Iraq and see how long their anti-gun posture lasts.
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4th July 2007
Item. Now that his Better Half (pun intended) caught him with his pants down in the wrong venue. *sigh*
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3rd July 2007
Item. Well, well. No mention of where Steve Jobs came in the lineup. Probably just as well.
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2nd July 2007
Item. God forbid they should be confused with one of those, you know, religious groups. (They appear to be perfectly adequately confused all by themselves.)
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2nd July 2007
Item. The Episcopalian Church in America has gone beyond parody.
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