Read it.

Read it. The day you never thought would come.

Read it. Of course, if he weren’t the sort of fellow who writes that kind of shit, people wouldn’t be so ready to believe it.

Read it.

Read it. Now this is just silly.

Read it. I guess Federal employment goes to the lowest bidder, too.

Read it. Even Communists get weird in Tibet.

Read it. Our government cannot be parodied. It’s just impossible to keep up.

Read it.

Read it. Just the sort of thing we’ve come to expect from a Democrat President.

Oh, wait….

Read it. Sounds like the basis for a new series of videos, “Bureaucrats Gone Wild”.

Paid for with your tax money, of course; we don’t want to break too much with tradition.

Read it. Where Jonah Goldberg finds this stuff I have no idea.

Read it. It’s good that we have these things to get all of the flakes in one room where they can be identified.

Read it. No, I’m not making this up. Sometimes you have to wonder where they find these people.

Read it. Where Jonah Goldberg finds this stuff I’ll never know.

Read it. Sometimes irony is a completely inadequate word.

Read it. I guess he’s running for Pope — not one of these things is the job of the President of the United States.

Read it. Words fail me.

Read it. And this.

Read it. That’ll show’em.

Read it. There are so many things that I could say that I just can’t choose.

Read it. I just find this terminally amusing — some guy in a Communist dictatorship suing an American company for violation of privacy. What’s beyond irony? Titaniumy?

Read it. If you were so foolish as to buy the special Screw The User And Fill Steve’s Pockets edition (soon to be a Classic Collectible) of the iPhone, this ought to reduce the pain somewhat.

Hey, maybe $100 on top of $400 for the phone seems like a lot now, but if it saves you from those $3000 roaming bills later…?

Here’s the video.

Read it. Put that kid on the treadmill….

Read it. So if we hire the Lebanese Army to take over in Iraq….

Read it. I wonder if you have to pay admission to cross the California state line?

Read it. Wonder how she’ll do in the swimsuit competition.

Episcopalian, of course. Wonder if they every thought about auditioning for Saturday Night Live? They’ve got the parody of a Christian church part down pat.

Read it. As George Carlin says in his comedy routine, if you nail together two thing that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck out there will buy it.

Engadget. The question that immediately leaps to mind, of couse, is: Why?

Read it. Truly, you cannot make this stuff up.

Read it. The Communist Chinese are forbidding reincarnation without government authorization.

Where the personal is really political.

NYT. “Rules?! In a knife fight?!“

LGF. Turn on the light, and the roaches scuttle.

Engadget. How long would it take to remove the RFID chip and sell it on the black market? Take a guess.

LGF. Truly, you cannot make this stuff up.

NYT.

The mayor of Minneapolis cautioned that Minnesota transportation officials’ swift timetable to replace the collapsed Interstate bridge could overlook safety and the unique elements necessary to make it a memorial.

Truly, you cannot make this stuff up.

NYT. Guess it didn’t work.

Read it. Then realize that this person actually got paid real money to write this, and it was published in a major newspaper.

LanguageLog. Nerds as an oppressed minority group? Uh, I dunno….

Steve Sailer has more to say on the subject; some very useful stuff, too. Apparently he’s been pondering this for some time.

NYT. Well, that’s certainly a load off of my mind.

Item. I’ll bet you didn’t know that Norway had a psychic princess.

Well, you do now.

FuturePundit. You knew it was coming….

Item. People are training for the SAT by reading comic books. I suppose it had to happen.

Engadget. A picture is worth a thousand words.

Item. It’s all about spin.

NYT. Of course! The way to solve New York’s problems is … imitate Paris!

I wonder if the string of unemployed-Muslim-slums around Paris are also in the plan.

Item. I didn’t know there was an International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery. Sounds like something the U. N. would do.

Item. Some dweeb was willing to bet that Ron Paul will be elected President.

I’d take that bet.

Item. Some people are too dumb to live.

Item. You gotta love New York.

“The sky is falling! The sky is falling!”

“Well, then, we’ll need more funding.”

Iterum. D.C. wants it’s turn at the trough, too.