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Jeweller Offers Rifles With Engagement Rings

16th October 2012

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Customers who spend $1,999 (£1,240) or more on an engagement ring at the Jewellery By Harold shop in North Liberty, Iowa will receive a free rifle.

Well, depends on the rifle. Remington 700? I’m impressed. Cheap Chinese AK-47 knockoff? Not so much.

3 Responses to “Jeweller Offers Rifles With Engagement Rings”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    What do you care? They’ll both serve to put a bullet in something.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Yup – one well, and one badly. A pity you don’t appear to know the difference.

  3. Cathy Sims Says:

    The important question here is who gets the rifle? Does he get it, or does she get it?