DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Men vs. women

8th January 2012

Bob nails it.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in a woman’s bathroom is 173. A man would not be able to identify more than about a dozen of these items.

WARDROBE

A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

A man will dress up (grudgingly) for weddings and funerals.

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