DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Mistresses and wives clash over trapped Chilean miners

3rd September 2010

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Authorities at Camp Hope have had to deal with a rush of women coming forward claiming to be first in the Chilean miners’ affections in order to receive government handouts.

At least five wives have been forced to come face to face with mistresses whose existence was kept from them by their husbands, who have been trapped more than 2,300ft below since a cave in on August 5.

Boy, I’m tellin’ ya, being trapped underground just sucks.

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