DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Rugby player who had stroke woke up gay and became hairdresser

9th November 2011

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Chris Birch, 26, suffered a stroke during during a freak training accident when he attempted a back flip and broke his neck.

But folllowing his recovery he quit his bank job to become a hairdresser, grew to hate sport, called off his engagement and started dating a man.

“I was gay when I woke up and I still am,” he said. “It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different. I wasn’t interested in women any more.

Soon to be a major motion picture, I have no doubt.

2 Responses to “Rugby player who had stroke woke up gay and became hairdresser”

  1. RealRick Says:

    They can use ZZ Top’s “Woke Up With Wood” as a theme song.

  2. Dennis Nagle Says:

    [Boring insulting comment deleted]