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Egg Recall Roundup: Avoid Runny Yolks, FDA Head Says

23rd August 2010

Never Let A Crisis Go To Waste.

In TV interviews this morning, FDA head Margaret Hamburg urged Congress to pass pending food-safety legislation that would let the agency put in place “preventive controls” rather than waiting for an outbreak to happen and then reacting to it, the Associated Press reports.

‘Scotty, I need more (government) power!’

‘Ah’m legislatin’ as fast as Ah can, Captain! If we push the voters much harder, they’ll blow!’

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