Singing pensioner faces jail after breaching Asbo
4th August 2010
A pensioner who has terrorised his neighbours for 15 years faces prison after breaching an Asbo by singing ‘Oh What a Beautiful Morning’ outside their homes.
Yeah, that sure fits my definition of terrorism.
The sheep farmer admitted breaching an ASBO banning him from causing his neighbours fear or distress on three occasions between August 14 and December 29, 2008.
In Britain, if they think you’re acting like a jerk, they hit you with an ASBO, which stands for ‘Anti-Social Behavior Order’, which is basically a court telling you to Play Nice With Others. In America, of course, somebody would show you his Glock and tell you to mind your own business, but they Do Things Differently Over There.
August 9th, 2010 at 20:49
Attack someone with a gun or a knife, and the police are all sympathy for your deprived childhood. Sing outside your neighbors windows, go to jail … what’s wrong with this picture?