DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

My New Personal Doctor

4th August 2010

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Q:  Doctor,  I’ve heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.   Is this true?   A: Your heart  only good for so many beats, and that it…don’t waste on exercise.   Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you  live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.   Want to live longer?  Take nap.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and  suffer fewer heart attacks than  us.

2. The  Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and  suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. The  Chinese drink very little red wine
and  suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. The Italians drink  a lot of red wine
and  suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. The  Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of  sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart  attacks than us.

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