Just Snap Your Fingers, and You’re German
26th August 2023
Much of the Third World has been hoofing it to Germany for the last eight years so that they can hold out their hands and yell “Gimme!” Now a new naturalization law put into place by the traffic light* government will allow all those newcomers to continue their “gimme” act as full German citizens.
* “Traffic light” coalition government:
Red: Social Democratic Party
Yellow: Free Democratic Party
Green: Alliance90 / The Greens