Things You Have to Believe to be a Democrat
7th July 2021
- Joe Biden is intelligent and does not have dementia.
- Ivermectin does not work for COVID-19.
- There was no evidence of foul play in the 2020 election.
- American blacks are being held back by white racism.
- The media is not biased in favor of Democrats.
- Black Lives Matter exists to improve black lives.
- America’s greatest minds do not understand climate science, but a Swedish teenager does.
- High murder rates in major cities are due to inadequate gun control laws.
- Universities teach critical thinking by exposing students to diverse perspectives.
- Cancel culture does not exist.
- It is impossible for black people to be racists.
- The greatest terrorist threat to America is from white supremacists.
- Paying people to not work has no effect on unemployment rates.
- The NEA is interested in the education of children.
- The only way our military could possibly lose a war is through inadequate diversity.
- We can avoid recessions and inflation simply by printing more money.
- Joe Biden is honest and Donald Trump is corrupt.
- Affirmative Action is not a form of racial discrimination.
- Obamacare made American health care better.
- We need razor wire and military troops to protect the Capitol from Republicans.