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There’s a First World Problem for you.

Bag Butler.

Swan Ladle. Go ahead, play with your food.

Spotlight Rechargeable LED Vehicle Light.

Cool Touch Microwaveable Mug Set.

STK Multitool.

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A conservative effort to organize a protest against Target’s transgender bathroom policies was shut down by the company hosting its website Thursday, in an effort to oppose “hate” and support “diversity.”

Funny how this never works against the various web sites organizing protests against, say, Donald Trump.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

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Of all the problems that dominate the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, only one ensures that the conflict will never end: the growth in the number of Arab-Palestinian refugees. Western governments have enabled this industry.

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You know how it is when you really need a burrito.

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“Mazin AbdulAdhim, a prominent Imam of Iraqi descent in London, Ontario who is affiliated with the radical Islamic global movement of Hizb ut-Tahrir, says in reference to ISIS foiled suicide attack west of London on August 10, 2016, that Muslims should not feel pressured to apologize for actions that they are not responsible for. He maintained that the ‘crimes against humanity’ committed by the West are far more worse than the attacks carried out by individuals.”

And here I thought Canadians liked us. Guess not.

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One of the more credible sounding proponents of the habit is Scott Napper, a professor of biochemistry who made waves around the world’s media outlets in 2013 when he half-heartedly proposed to a group of his students that eating one’s boogers allows our bodies to safely develop anti-bodies to the weakened pathogens present in our snot and noses. He also suggested that the reason boogers have a sugary taste is to entice children to eat them, thus helping bolster their immune systems… It’s evolution.  You can’t fight it.

To boldly go where no blog has gone before.

(With thanks to Debby Witt, a kindred soul. Blame her instead.)

Lileks buys glasses online.

It’s easy to buy eyeglasses online. No, you don’t have to call up a website and say “better” and “worse” when they show you blurry pictures. Nonetheless, turning my back on the glasses store felt like a divorce. I’m leaving you. I can’t take it anymore. You want something from me I just can’t give you, and that’s $300 for a few ounces of wire.

Preach it, brother.

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The Stanford researchers behind the study evaluated 7,804 students from a very wide variety of backgrounds in 12 U.S. states. Some students attended hardscrabble city schools in Los Angeles, for example. Others attended schools in middle-class Minnesota suburbs. Some were enrolled at Stanford, an elite university with an acceptance rate under 6 percent.

“When it comes to evaluating information that flows through social media channels,” the researchers behind the study wrote, these kids today are “easily duped.”

With results as you see them. Some never grow out of it, and wind up being employed by the DemLegHump Media.

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What better way to protest racism than by being racist?

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You’d think that the panzers were in Whitehall. I wouldn’t have believed that there were this many immature and foolish people gainfully employed on the airwaves.

This is what happens when people spend their lives breathing their own exhaust. ‘Sky is falling. Women and minorities hardest hit.’

They’re going to look very foolish spending the next four years looking for concentration camps and not finding any.

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President-elect Donald Trump promised Americans that he would “build a great wall” and make Mexico pay for this proposed border barricade between the two countries. On Wednesday, a Mexican cement manufacturer says he wants to help Trump build it.

The CEO of Grupo Cementos de Chihuahua (GCC) wants to bid on any contract to build thebarrier to illegal immigration.

Enrique Escalante told Reuters, “We can’t be choosy. We’re an important producer in that area and we have to respect our clients on both sides of the border.”

60,000 people evacuated from Israeli city as authorities suspect arson attacks fanning wildfires

Iraq issues arrest warrant for two journalists over fake news story

Isis claims truck bomb in Iraq that killed at least 80 Shia pilgrims

Isis terror cell ‘planned to attack Disneyland Paris and Champs Elysees Christmas market on 1 December’

Isis could use chemical weapons in Europe, OCPW warns

Egypt to try nearly 300 Isis suspects over plot to assassinate President Sisi and Saudi prince

Five sentenced to death in Pakistan for lynching and burning Christian couple in a kiln

Child Jihadist Calls on Malala to Renounce Western Education

Dozens Of Migrants Destroy Raft, Scrambling To Reach Safety [VIDEO]

Mosul battle: How the fight against Isis is being reported through victory selfies and Facebook statuses

Isis: Terror plot targeting ‘French theme park and police officers’ foiled

Muslim charity collects more than 1,000 coats and winter clothes for homeless

Airstrike hits Mosul bridge, disrupting Islamic State supply lines

Pentagon says al-Qaida figure killed in Syria airstrike

Mosul battle: Civilians ‘targeted by snipers’ as they flee Isis

Majority of refugees arriving in Europe never wanted to come to continent

Paris Jihadist Manages to Grow More Radical in Prison

Turkey’s Erdo?an Continues Harsh Repression of Political Opponents

Migrants Burn Down German Refugee Center Because They Didn’t Get Gummy Bears

British Authorities Still Ignoring Massive Pakistani-Led Child Sex Ring

World’s Deadliest Terror Group Launches All-Out Assault On Cameroon

Turkey issues arrest warrant for Syrian Kurdish leader over alleged role in Ankara bombing

Keith Ellison Headlined Fundraiser For Muslim Activist Who Called For Palestinians To Embrace ‘The Jihad Way’

Pakistan’s Delicate Democratic Balance

Iraq’s ascendant Shiite militias take the fight to Tal Afar

ISIS demolished a 2,900-year-old Assyrian ziggurat

Suicide bomber kills 32 people at Shiite mosque in Kabul

Erdogan’s Ambition to Expand Turkey’s 1923 Borders

Ottawa Muslim Outreach Includes Islamists Only

ISIS Commander Eats Drone Strike For Breakfast

Isis: New terror plot foiled in France with arrest of seven suspects in Strasbourg and Marseille

Kabul mosque attack: 27 Shia worshippers killed by suspected suicide bomber

Suicide bomber kills 27 in attack at Shiite mosque in Afghan capital

France arrests 7 allegedly planning potential attack, interior minister says

ISIS Still Has Up To 80 Operatives In Europe Ready To Attack, Official Claims

British woman jailed for ‘plotting to topple Tehran government’ ends hunger strike for the sake of her family

Iraqi troops face suicide bombers and stiff resistance from Isis as they push into Mosul

ON POINT: Iraqis Discover More Islamic State War Crimes

Spain arrests 2 Moroccan men for allegedly recruiting for ISIS

Machetes and Prayers to Allah on a Railway Platform in Venice

Far-right mob attacks refugee camp with Molotov cocktails and rocks on Greek island of Chios And of course the newspaper interviewed each and every one of the mob to make sure that they were actually ‘far-right’.

The Anti-Israel Brigade Rallies Around San Francisco State University

Terrorist Skypes New York Times To Insist He’s Not A Terrorist

Eat it.

To write on spag bol is to wade into a mire of controversy thicker and darker than any ragu that ever came out of nonna’s kitchen. People feel very strongly indeed about what is, basically, a meat sauce of no more particular merit than, say, a shepherd’s pie, or a chilli, to the extent that, earlier this year, a group of Italian chefs organised a worldwide day of action to promote the “authentic” recipe, as laid down by the Academia Italiana della Cucina back in 1982.

The event was billed as a protest against the “improbable concoctions” served under the name around the globe, with a spokesman decrying the “remarkable variety of ingredients” that defiled his beloved bolognese – including cream. That’s cream, as used by the well-respected Italian cookery teacher and writer Ursula Ferrigno, and the rather less Italian, but pretty reliable Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.

Hey, it’s Thanksgiving — we’re talkin’ food here.

The Other McCain lays out some inconvenient truth.

Donald Trump got 61% of the vote in this county, winning it by a margin of 40,000 votes. Considering that Trump’s statewide margin in Florida was only 120,000 votes, that means he got a third of his win right here.

We can explain this in four words: Rich, old, white people.

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While progressives are trying to frighten people with the “Alt-Right” bogeyman, there are no neo-Nazis marching down the palm-tree-lined streets here. Trump won Florida by getting the votes of the same kind of people who always Republican — not angry skinheads, just regular middle-class people and, of course, old white folks with money.

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Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) have engaged in a ludicrous fear-mongering crusade intended to convince people that Trump’s election is a foreboding omen of incipient fascism, where roaming squads of Republican storm troopers will soon be rounding up Jews and homosexuals. Yet there is no rational basis for such political paranoia. The voters who elected Trump are not neo-Nazis. Most of them are the same people who would have voted Republican no matter who had won the GOP nomination, and they expect President Trump to implement a conservative policy agenda which, although it might not please Gender Studies majors or #BlackLivesMatter activists, is unlikely to justify the “Dark Nightmare of Neo-Fascism” persecution fantasies of the radical Left.

Somebody needs to tell these young kids the truth, i.e., your Republican grandma is not a Nazi, and Trump is not Hitler. Also, while we’re speaking truth, capitalism works and socialism fails, and maybe if you kids would stop moping and whining about how “oppressed” you are, you could get a real job, save your money, and 40 or 50 years from now, you’ll be living in sunny Florida, rich enough to vote  Republican.

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Jon Chenette is the interim president of Vassar College. He is a little late getting in on the freakout act in the wake of Donald Trump’s election as president. He takes the occasion of Thanksgiving to make up for his tardiness. He treats the operative shibboleths and cliches as so much stuffing for this particular turkey.

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And yet Trump is the new Hitler.

Nazi is as Nazi does.

‘Thanksgiving’ isn’t some special thing that the Pilgrims came up with, but rather the traditional English harvest festival of Martinmas. The Pilgrims wouldn’t have called it that, of course, because they regarded saints (and their holy days) a Papistical Supersition. But they would have been familiar with the festival.

Martinmas is traditionally held on November 11, but the Pilgrims of the time used the Julian calendar, which by 2016 is 13 days off from the Gregorian calendar that we all use.

November 11 plus 13 days equals what? C’mon, let’s not always see the same hands….

EXTRA CREDIT: Manly Ways to Prepare Turkey

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Lena Dunham has become the latest high-profile name to double back on her pledge of moving to Canada in the supposedly unlikely event Donald Trump became elected.

Well, shucks.

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Isn’t that government-provided health care system great? Don’t you wish America had a system like that?

Gavin McInnes looks at the news.

Rapper Kanye West was just carted away to a mental institution for #TrumpingWhileBlack and he will likely spend Thanksgiving in his hospital room. West’s team has canceled his tour and concluded he’s lost his mind because he’s a black man who sees the merits of a Trump presidency.

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

The video of the frozen turkey hitting the hot oil is worth the price of admission. Just sayin’.

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Well, he’s got the Democrats on his side.

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Well, that would do it.

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A former chemistry student was sentenced Wednesday to 20 years in prison for plotting to behead a U.S. military veteran and attack a police station in support of the Islamic State group.

Munir Abdulkader, 22, apologized in court after his attorney emphasized that he had no criminal history and was known in his suburban West Chester Township community as kind and thoughtful — before being influenced by an FBI confidential informant as well as Junaid Hussain, an Islamic State group recruiter who was killed in a U.S. drone strike in Syria last year.

Will the Islamophobia never cease?

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I don’t pay a lot of attention to spices, but my wife, being a terrific cook, does. So she pointed out that following the election, a Wisconsin-based spice company called Penzeys has announced that it only wants customers from one side of the aisle.

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It turns out that I am (or rather, my wife is) a pretty substantial Penzeys customer. She took this photo of Penzeys spices from our cupboard, which she says she will return to a local Penzeys store and explain that since they don’t want our business, she is returning their products.

Well done.

Where to go for future spice needs? It turns out that a competing spice company, The Spice House, is now promoting the fact that it stays out of politics and welcomes everyone’s business.

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Four black individuals have now been charged in the brutal beating of a Chicago man, all while clearly shouting “white boy” and “he voted Trump,” yet none of them will be charged with hate crimes.

There’s your racist ‘justice’ in Barack Obama’s America.

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A black man attacked a white man in a New York City subway Wednesday, attempting to shove him into the path of a train while shouting “I hate white people,” police sources tell local media.

A 51-year-old black male named Gary Weeks reportedly confronted a 28-year-old white man at a subway station. Weeks then tried to push the man on the tracks, anonymous police sources recounted to the New York Daily News.

They told me that if I voted for Trump there’d be racist hate-crimes out the wazoo, and by God so there are.

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A Trump-inspired “hate crime” at a university in Chicago has turned out to be a hoax.

An openly bisexual senior at North Park University claimed she was the recipient of a homophobic note and hateful emails following Donald Trump’s win in the presidential election. But the school president reported Tuesday the notes are “fabricated.”

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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President-elect Donald Trump announced on Wednesday that he plans to nominate school-choice activist, philanthropist and Republican mega-donor Betsy DeVos to lead the Education Department.

Boy, what a sexist that Donald Trump is.

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Wisconsin school officials who are bullying a 6-year-old boy. His offense? Bringing to school the latest book in the bestselling children’s book series on American history, “Adventures of Rush Revere,” written by Rush Limbaugh (with his wife Kathryn). The book, just published, is Rush Revere and the Presidency.

As Matt, the boy’s father, explained to Vicki during her November 18 afternoon (Madison) show, school officials in Marshall, Wisconsin, regard anything written by Rush Limbaugh as “inappropriate material” — even though the series has received rave reviews, and Rush won the 2013 “Author of the Year” award at the Children’s Choice Book Awards, for his first book in the series.

This is what ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusion’ looks like in Barack Obama’s America.

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Much the best thing I’ve ever heard about Justin Bieber. Perhaps he’s finally hit puberty.

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That Donald Trump, he’s such a sexist.

News from the Whitest City in America.

Portland promised to find affordable homes for displaced blacks, but for some reason those blacks aren’t too thrilled with the 387-square-foot condos the city has offered them. The city is making the condos available to families earning less than $47,000 a year, with priority given to people displaced by gentrification (which is often subsidized by the city’s urban-renewal agency).

Such people will be welcome to buy these condos for a mere $164,000, or nearly $425 a square foot. Such a deal, especially considering many of the displaced people were living in single-family homes several times the size of the condos, and that such homes in places without urban-growth boundaries would cost half of what the city wants for its “affordable” condos.

For some reason, the displaced people aren’t showing much interest in the tiny condos. Donald Trump won the votes of working-class whites who felt oppressed by the elites, but this shows elites can oppress urban blacks just as much as rural whites.

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This video dates back to July, so it might not be news for some viewers. But the video elucidates in clear and simple terms why climate model error is actually far worse than those pretty spreads provided by the IPCC. I thoroughly recommend watching the video to anyone keen to understand why climate models are so bad at prediction.

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Active killer events most often occur at soft targets. A soft target is a location where the victim pool isn’t likely to have the capacity or willingness to fight back. If your policy is to encourage violent resistance to evil, then evil will, in most cases, seek an easier target. That means the politicos have to be willing to give up control and admit they cannot protect everyone all the time and relinquish responsibility for personal safety to the individual.

Any loose object is a projectile. He may still be shooting while he’s dodging bric-a-brac but he damned sure isn’t going to be hitting what he’s shooting at.

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Just when you thought it was safe to go into the snack aisle….

And don’t get me started on Snickerdoodles.

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The liberal meltdown over the 2016 presidential election resurfaced on the front page of the local news section from Sunday’s Washington Post as journalists Michael Alison Chandler and Tara Bahrampour profiled snowflakes upset at Hillary Clinton’s loss who called in sick from work, wore black the day after the election, and even offered free acupuncture and tea for teary-eyed spa patrons.

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Democrats are having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they lost the presidential election. Now they are threatening to kill Republican electors unless they switch allegiance and vote for Hillary Clinton when the electoral college meets on December 19.

Boy, that sounds pretty fascist to me. And yet Trump is the New Hitler.

Nazi is as Nazi does.

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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It’s all about the Narrative, Larry.

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And yet Trump is the new Hitler.

(Would they have kicked out people wearing BLM hats? You know they wouldn’t.)