DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Is Eating Your Boogers Good for You?

25th November 2016

Read it.

One of the more credible sounding proponents of the habit is Scott Napper, a professor of biochemistry who made waves around the world’s media outlets in 2013 when he half-heartedly proposed to a group of his students that eating one’s boogers allows our bodies to safely develop anti-bodies to the weakened pathogens present in our snot and noses. He also suggested that the reason boogers have a sugary taste is to entice children to eat them, thus helping bolster their immune systems… It’s evolution.  You can’t fight it.

To boldly go where no blog has gone before.

(With thanks to Debby Witt, a kindred soul. Blame her instead.)

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