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Archive for August, 2011

Mugabe’s Torture Camp

9th August 2011

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Zimbabweans are lucky they are no longer suffering under the boot of the racist white former regime Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what kind of hell they would be living in now.

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Why does a flight from Ely, Nevada, to Denver cost taxpayers $3,720?

9th August 2011

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These extravagances are part of the Essential Air Service initiative, which is part of the reason for the recent congressional impasse over a bill to keep the Federal Aviation Administration operating.

But the program survives because most states get some aid and every state has two senators, who usually hang on to every federal dollar as if it were a Super Bowl ticket.

Every time the Federal government spends money, it creates a group who wants that spending to continue. Ultimately, that constituency includes Federal lawmakers, who want the votes that supporting that spending will garner. This is an inherent defect in our present political system that can only be cured by reducing the number of things on which the Federal government is allowed to spend money..

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Jobs: Worse than you think

9th August 2011

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Last month, only 58.1% of Americans age 16 and over were employed, a significant drop from before the recession and the lowest since 1983.

The Obama Recession just keeps plugging away.

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London riots: Dead man Mark Duggan was a known gangster who lived by the gun

8th August 2011

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And, needless to say, not an ethnic Briton.

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London riots: Officers injured as gangs attempt to ‘trap’ police on Brixton estate

8th August 2011

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Needless to say, none of these gangs is composed of ethnic Britons. Thus does Britain reap the fruits of multiculturalism and unrestricted immigration.

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How technology fuelled Britain’s first 21st century riot

8th August 2011

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The disorder was captured second-by-second on Twitter with rioters so caught up in the frenzy of destruction they thought nothing of posting incriminating pictures of themselves stealing from ransacked shops.

Gang members used Blackberry smart-phones designed as a communications tool for high-flying executives to organise the mayhem.

 They have the technology.

Mark Duggan, whose shooting by police sparked the disturbances, used Blackberry Messenger to send his last message to his girlfriend, Semone Wilson, 29, writing: “The Feds are following me.”

I guess he watches too many movies, if he characterizes the Metropolitan Police as ‘the Feds’.

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More Carbecues in Oslo

8th August 2011

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Our Norwegian correspondent The Observer reported last month on the advent of carbecue season in Oslo. There have been more vehicle-burnings since then, and he sends this translated report on the latest carbecue episode.

Unmentioned in all of this ‘cultural enrichment’ (Muslim immigrant riots) is the fact that if the Ottomans were in charge these people would be lining the roads with stakes up their butts. Muslims don’t put up with this shit from other Muslims; that Europeans do merely encourages them.

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Robots don’t complain Or demand higher wages, or kill themselves

8th August 2011

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The Economist continues on its social-democratic way.

WITH more than 1m workers, Foxconn may be China’s largest private employer. The secretive electronics giant is renowned for taking designs from Western firms, such as Apple, and using cheap labour to crank them out in huge quantities. But its fantastically successful business model seems to have run its course.

Primarily because of pressure from Euopean and American ‘progressives’ who aren’t satisfied until every country in the world has to deal with the same politically-motivated government-mandated shackles on business from which the rest of us suffer.

At a closed retreat in late July, Terry Gou, the chief executive of the Taiwanese-owned company (which is also known as Hon Hai), unveiled a plan to hire 1m robots by 2013. In a public statement, Foxconn talked about moving its human workers “higher up the value chain” and into sexy fields such as research. But at least some will surely lose their jobs.

Thanks to pressure from etc. First they bitch about how workers are treated, then they bitch when workers lose the jobs that treated them that way. Truly, there’s no pleasing some people.

To pacify its increasingly restive workers, Foxconn has repeatedly bumped up their wages, improved facilities, provided counselling and swathed its factories with nets to catch anyone leaping from a window. All this costs money.

More accurately, to pacify its increasingly restive foreign critics. The implicit subtext here is that satisfying ‘progressive’ complaints always costs money, lots of it, and the more it costs, the more cost-effective robots become. ‘Progressives’ are the primary drivers of unemployment, pushing an agenda that ultimately makes manual labor unaffordable. As costs go up, demand goes down — that’s the elementary fact of life that ‘progressives’ refuse to acknowledge.

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Seoul Warns of Latest North Korean Threat: An Army of Online Gaming Hackers

8th August 2011

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The North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has found a novel way of raising badly needed cash, according to the South Korean authorities: unleashing young hackers on South Korea’s immensely popular online gaming sites to find ways to rack up points convertible to cash. Despite its decrepit economy, North Korea is believed to train an army of computer programmers and hackers. The police in Seoul said Thursday that four South Koreans and a Korean-Chinese had been arrested on charges of drawing on that army to organize a hacking squad of 30 young video gaming experts.

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Anthony Quinn’s son dies from heart attack while jogging

8th August 2011

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Enslaved in Vancouver

7th August 2011

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When a wealthy culture-enricher in Vancouver needed a household slave, she sent off to Africa to get herself one. According to the RCMP, by the time the authorities found out what she had done, she had gone abroad to visit relatives, and wasn’t available to be interviewed when Canadian TV news came to call.

The news reporters in this clip can’t bring themselves to use the words “Islamic” or “Muslim”. However, the slaveholder is said to have regularly visited a mosque, so viewers may draw their own conclusions.

There is no incompatibility between Islam and slavery; indeed, slavery wasn’t officially abolished in Saudi Arabia until 1962.

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But the President and Congress MEANT Well

7th August 2011

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There’s a shortage today of low-priced, life-saving drugs for cancer patients.  And the cause – surprise, surprise – is the Medicare Prescription Drug, Improvement and Modernization Act of 2003.

Not every idiot in government is a Democrat. They just act like ’em.

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Wisconsin Dem Spokesman Threatens Reporter

7th August 2011

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Graeme Zielinski, Communications Director for the Wisconsin Democratic Party, is quite a guy.  He was a focus of a post here last month when he tweeted that people should celebrate the 45th anniversay of Medicare by “punching a Republican.”  He then claimed he was just joking.

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Tottenham riot: eight police in hospital as night of violence follows fatal shooting

7th August 2011

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Patrol cars, a double-decker bus and shops were set alight after a crowd of more than 300 people clashed with officers near Tottenham police station.

Missiles, including Molotov cocktails, fireworks, rocks and fire extinguishers, were thrown at the police. Scotland Yard said at least one of the officers had suffered head injuries.

Jeez, you’d think it was Los Angeles or something.

On Friday, it emerged that Mr Duggan had been travelling in a minicab and was gunned down after an apparent exchange of fire.

A police officer’s radio was found to have a bullet lodged in it afterwards, suggesting they may have narrowly escaped being struck.

Officers had been attempting to carry out an arrest under the Trident operational command unit, which deals with gun crime in the black community, according to the IPCC.

So this was basically a race riot (which is plain if you can find an article with pictures, although the media won’t dare point that out) after some gangbanger got into a shootout with police. Maybe it is Los Angeles after all.

But you have to get down to the end of the report to find out the essentials of the story, which in the days of Real Journalism would have been in the first paragraph.

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Self-parody?

7th August 2011

Steve Sailer is an optimist.

I must confess that when I read articles from the mainstream media in Europe denouncing immigration restrictionists with angry rhetoric but little substance, I sometimes wonder if my leg is being pulled. For example, is this April 29, 2011 article from Spiegel on Denmark’s decade-long success in implementing a more rational immigration policy a self-parody? Perhaps the reporter secretly wanted to laud the Danish government as thoughtfully reformist, but had to lather it in spiteful PC rhetoric to get it published  … I don’t know. (I particularly like the chosen photo, with the fat lout trying to look surly in the front and the youth with the “Soldier of Allah” sweatshirt.)
It’s all jizya to them.
According to the figures, migrants from non-Western countries who did manage to come to Denmark have cost the state €2.3 billion, while those from the West have actually contributed €295 million to government coffers.
My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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If we are to survive the looming catastrophe, we need to face the truth

7th August 2011

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The idea that a capitalist economy can support a socialist welfare state is collapsing before our eyes, says Janet Daley.

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The Heady Thrill of Having Nothing to Do

6th August 2011

Scott Adams writing in the Wall Street Journal. Is this a great country, or what?

I make my living being creative and have always assumed that my potential was inherited from my parents. But for allowing my creativity to flourish, I have to credit the soul-crushing boredom of my childhood.

My period of greatest creative output was during my corporate years, when every meeting felt like a play date with coma patients.

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Taliban shoots down Chinook and kills bin Laden hunters in biggest Nato loss of life in Afghanistan

6th August 2011

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Most of the 30 US troops and crew on board were from Seal Team Six, equivalent to Britain’s SAS. Some 23 members of the same 120-strong fighting unit raided the compound where the al-Qaeda leader was hiding in Pakistan earlier this year.

This is a disaster of unparalleled gravity. SEALs are the best of the best; this is like having two dozen Rolls Royces destroyed.

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Heavy Duty, Adjustable Toilet Seat Can Hold 1,000 Pounds

6th August 2011

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For all those poor people out there who can’t eat healthy food because capitalism is ‘pressin’ ’em.

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When Innovation Meets the Old Guard

6th August 2011

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You know what’s going to happen….

So what happens when, using Khan Academy, you wind up with a kid in fifth grade who has mastered high school trigonometry and physics—but is still functioning like a regular 10-year-old when it comes to writing, history, and social studies? Khan’s programmer, Ben Kamens, has heard from teachers who’ve seen Khan Academy presentations and loved the idea but wondered whether they could modify it “to stop students from becoming this advanced.”

God forbid that anything interfere with the batch-process age-group factory-style government school method.

It’s not an uncommon phenomenon. People get so caught up in “the way things are done” that they can’t possibly comprehend any other way of doing things. Therefore, when you show them a child learning faster than his or her peers, the focus is not on how fantastic it is, but on how we’ll be able to keep that child in the same class as other kids their age. Why is it necessary to group kids by age? Because it’s just what we do. When a child is bumped up a grade, why do we do it for all subjects at once, instead of each subject separately? Because it’s just what we do. The educational system was created to teach children; now it exists to perpetuate the current educational system.

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Rifle Golf: America’s newest shooting sport

6th August 2011

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Now that’s America.

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Milwaukee’s Massive Mahogany Mob Melee at the Wisconsin State Fair in Perspective

6th August 2011

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The events at the Wisconsin State Fair in Milwaukee are chilling. Not shocking, since this type of Black Behaving Badly (BBB) activity has transpired in Milwaukee and in cities throughout the nation, necessitating curfews, massive police presences at Black cultural events, and a further allocation of monetary resources in attempts to protect law-abiding citizens from Black thuggery.

But that, of course, would be politically incorrect.

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FAA Fix Protects Political Perks

5th August 2011

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Unfortunately, the “deal” announced Thursday will restore the cuts to the EAS program, but without Congressional approval. Although the Senate passed the House’s version of the bill, Transportation Secretary Ray Lahood will strike out the EAS language. In effect, the Executive conspired with the Senate to carry out an end-run around the intent of the legislation, all to protect subsidized flights for politicians who don’t want to be bothered to use major airports. This is both a scandalous waste of taxpayer funds and a blatant abuse of executive power.

Sounds like Democrats to me….

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Record Rains End Outback Town’s Dream of Hosting Mad Max 4 Film

5th August 2011

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The Australian outback town of Broken Hill will no longer host the production of a Mad Max sequel after record rains made the surrounding countryside too green to pass for a post-apocalyptic landscape.

In a pinch, they could always use Barack Obama’s subconscious.

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Copyright: An Outdated Law That Puts a Cap on Creativity

5th August 2011

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Introduced in Britain in 1709 by the Statute of Anne, copyright initially protected creative works for 14 years, with the option to extend that by another 14 if the author was still alive. The need for protection was – and still is – indisputable. If your work can be reproduced by anyone else, why bother creating it in the first place? Why spend time, money and energy writing a book, for example, if someone can simply reprint it, charge less (because they have no overheads or labour costs) and walk away with the money?

Well, let’s ask Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, all of the classical poets, all of the medieval scholars, all of the artisans of the Renaissance, and indeed anybody who wrote or created anything prior to1709. Obviously the Louvre and the Bodelian Library must be full of fakes, because nobody would go to all that trouble if they couldn’t copyright it.

Over the years, however, the length of the copyright period has steadily lengthened, beyond the point where it can be considered an incentive. In 1842, the term in Britain was extended to 42 years, or the life of the author plus seven years. By 1911, it had become life plus 50 years and, in 1996, it was extended again to life plus 70 years for a “literary, dramatic, musical or artistic work” (sound recordings are currently protected for 50 years).

This situation is essentially ridiculous. A copyright period that extends beyond the life of the author is clearly not an incentive to create – whatever rewards you offer, John Lennon is unlikely to write any more songs (although the music industry did include the names of several dead musicians among the 4,000 whom it listed in 2006 as supporting a further extension, so perhaps it might work after all).

The whole concept of ‘intellectual property’ is a myth that is long past it’s use-by date. The essence of property is exclusion; you can’t use my property while I’ve got it; and if you steal it, it’s no longer available for my use. If you compose a bunch of songs or stories, and I copy those, even though I now have them, you still have them too; there has been no transfer of exclusive use. Anything that can be transmitted to another without depriving the originator of its full enjoyment does not come within the concept of property, period. ‘Intellectual property’ is a purely artificial legal construct that has no natural foundation; it’s principal effect in the modern world is to stifle innovation rather than to promote it.

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Mexican Town’s Entire Police Force Resigns After Attack

4th August 2011

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And I can’t say that I blame them. Obviously they weren’t getting the support from the Federal government that they needed to persevere. No sense in throwing good blood after bad.

Perhaps we ought to bring some of those nice young men we have in Iraq and Afghanistan back over here and take care of our neighborhood rather than poking our noses into somebody else’s. Just a thought.

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Philips Wins DOE’s $10 Million L Prize for 60W Incandescent Killer

4th August 2011

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 It’s taken three years to find a winner that could meet the high standards set forth by the DOE, specifically “ensuring that performance, quality, lifetime, cost, and availability meet expectations for widespread adoption and mass manufacturing.” Requirements further stipulated that the 60W incandescent killer use less than 10 watts of power, and provide energy savings of 83 percent.

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Mayberry in Star Trek

4th August 2011

Lileks is on the case.

On this web page I will be showing some of the buildings of Mayberry that were used in 2 episodes of Star Trek, the orginal series. The Episodes are “Miri” and “The City on the Edge of Forever”. Both have some great glimpses of Mayberry that we normally never see in a TAGS episode.

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The Palestinians’ Imaginary State

4th August 2011

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In a few weeks, an overwhelming majority in the United Nations General Assembly will likely vote for collective recognition of a Palestinian state. But which Palestinian state? Of the three Palestinian states the assembly could recognize, two are real and arguably could meet the requirements for statehood. But it is the third, purely imaginary one that the assembly will endorse, one that neither has a functioning government nor meets the requirements of international law.

Palestinians are Arabs, and Arabs already have a state — actually, about a dozen of them.

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Judge Rejects Florida’s Drug Exception to Due Process

4th August 2011

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Last week a federal judge in Orlando ruled that Florida’s Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention & Control Act violates the constitutional right to due process because it allows conviction without proof of mens rea, the “guilty mind” that is normally considered a crucial element of a criminal offense. The decision could have a sweeping impact, casting doubt on convictions under the law since 2002, when the statute was enacted in its current form. “It has one of the largest potential effects on criminal law in the past decade,” a local defense attorney told the St. Petersburg Times. “We’re talking hundreds of thousands of drug cases.”

Thank God. The trend toward removing the mens rea requirement from offenses was getting pretty ugly.

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Lincoln Assassination Eyewitness on 1956 Episode of I’ve Got a Secret

4th August 2011

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How cool is that?

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UK: Seven in Ten Children Ignore ASBO Warnings

4th August 2011

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ASBO stands for ‘Anti-Social Behavior Order’ and is apparently one of those mini-fascist penalties you can get in Britain for Not Playing Well With Others.

Almost three quarters of ten to 14 year-olds handed the court orders in the last decade have breached them, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said yesterday.

Two thirds of older teenagers also broke their conditions.

The breach rates are far higher than adults, half of whom ignored their asbos, and calls in to question the effectiveness of Labour’s flagship initiative.

Yeah, the Labor Party, standard-bearers of the Nanny State, don’t seem to be too successful in getting everyone to march arm in arm toward the future.

Asbos were designed to prevent young people descending in to a life of crime by addressing nuisance but not criminal behaviour at an early stage.

I guess the traditional spanking was out of the question. Oh, I forgot, that violates their individual human rights.

Asbos were first unveiled by Tony Blair in 1998 and formed a key part of his “respect” agenda.However, they soon became the subject of ridicule, with some offenders claiming them as a “badge of honour”.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Study: Healthy Eating Is Privilege of the Rich

4th August 2011

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A healthy diet is expensive and could make it difficult for Americans to meet new U.S. nutritional guidelines, according to a study published Thursday that says the government should do more to help consumers eat healthier.

*sigh* No, eating according to somebody’s bogus definition of a healthy diet is expensive. This is just another transparent ploy to get more government control over everyday life.

“We know more than ever about the science of nutrition, and yet we have not yet been able to move the needle on healthful eating,” he said.

That’s because most of what you ‘know’ ain’t so. Get back to me when ‘scientists’ stop flip-flopping on what foods are good for you and what are bad.

The government should provide help for meeting the nutritional guidelines in an affordable way.

All at taxpayer expense. The government should get out of the business of ‘nutritional guidelines’ and do its job, which is keeping the peace.

UPDATE: David Friedman agrees:

The trick is quite simple. The article pretends to be about what healthy eating costs. It is actually about what people who eat healthily spend. Higher income correlates with better education, so people who spend more also, on average, spend better, nutritionally speaking. That is no evidence that good nutrition costs more—and, as a comparison between the price of spareribs and the price of pork and beans or fruit salad would demonstrate, it often does not. Precisely the same analysis could be used to show that people who spend more on rent eat better too.

 

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Sao Paulo Council Calls for Heterosexual Pride Day

4th August 2011

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This is getting extremely silly. You’d think these guys had better things to do with their time.

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Have Swedish Treasure Hunters Just Discovered The Millenium Falcon On The Sea Floor?

4th August 2011

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And, even if they haven’t, can they convince a gullible public that they have?

In reality, based on the somewhat blurry images, no one is quite sure what exactly the object is; its mysterious dimensions have already caused quite a bit of speculation, and of course UFO enthusiasts are already preparing their “I told ya so” stories. Whatever it may be, its seemingly circular shape is somewhat of an anomaly for the sea floor.

Take a close look at the picture and see for yourself.

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The Wannabe Hamilton

3rd August 2011

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On June 13, the resident conservative (which means additional leftist) on The New York Times’ editorial page, David Brooks, revealed his plan for “national greatness,” which Brooks designates as the “Hamiltonian agenda.”

For those who may have forgotten, “national greatness” was a theme that Brooks’s pals Bill Kristol and Robert Kagan discussed at length in The Weekly Standard and Foreign Affairs in the 1990s. Back then this term meant a neo-Wilsonian foreign policy characterized by the militaristic promotion of our updated version of “democracy” and “human rights.” Although twenty years ago “national greatness” was not explicitly about glorifying our federal welfare state, it was implicitly about feeding a big government that could mobilize a contented population for war.

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How Does a Four-Year-Old Spend $46,000 a Month?

3rd August 2011

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Supermodel Linda Evangelista is asking French billionaire Francois Henri-Pinault for $46,000 a month in child support. He’s the father of Ms. Evangelista’s four-year-old son, Augustin James. And Ms. Evangelista argues that $46,000 is the minimum required to provide for young Augustin in the manner to which he has grown accustomed.

Readers outside New York are probably thinking: “What’s this kid eating ?!”

Readers in New York are thinking: “She should ask for more.”

Moral: Stay away from supermodels. Their ability to get pregnant trumps your ability to make money.

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Spanish Pensioner Gored to Death in Home

3rd August 2011

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The bull had smashed through wooden fencing erected to steer the animals through the old streets of the town during the early morning runs of the annual fiesta, causing panic amongst spectators, who ran for their lives.

The agitated beast then charged into a quiet courtyard and through the wooden door where it encountered the unfortunate Mr Morentin, a resident of San Sebastian who returned to the village where he grew up each year to celebrate the annual fiesta.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

Actually, Hemingway warned about this sort of thing in Death in the Afternoon. But does anybody listen?

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Irony: FBI Says Apple Letting You Remotely Kill iPhones They’ve Taken Is ‘Big Brother-ish’

3rd August 2011

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Well, they would know.

Apparently the FBI doesn’t quite recognize that “Big Brother” is the government.

Funny how that works.

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My Day

3rd August 2011

Check it out.

That’s me on the right.

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Spending Cuts

3rd August 2011

An Informative Chart.

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RIP Martin Woodhouse

3rd August 2011

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“If anyone wonders how the stories for The Avengers were conceived, this is the answer,” Woodhouse explained. “Having decided that Ms Rigg would look charming as Maid Marian, the only question was how to build a plot in which it might be plausible for her to appear thus. Such a sideways approach might, I dare say, result in stories which are a trifle far-fetched, but there you go.”

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Saudi Arabia Is Planning To Build the World’s Tallest Skyscraper.

3rd August 2011

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Wouldn’t it be amusing if some Presbyterian flew a plane into it?

Just sayin’.

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Extraordinary isn’t enough

2nd August 2011

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Yes, we need to get rid of bad teachers. But we can’t demand that teachers be excellent in conditions that preclude excellence.

In other words, we need more money and smaller class sizes. Couldn’t be that we’re expecting teachers to run special-needs day care centers, no indeed.

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The Great Recession Is Not Over

2nd August 2011

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Here is my definition of a recession:

  • two or more consecutive quarters in which real GDP lower than real GDP in an earlier quarter, and
  • the year-over-year change in real GDP is negative in at least one quarter.

The latest GDP estimates from the Bureau of Economic Analysis indicate that the recession continues. By my definition, it has now lasted 14 quarters: 2008Q1 through 2011Q2. Real GDP for 2011Q2 was $13,270.1 billion (annualized rate, chained 2005 dollars), which is lower than the pre-recession peak of $13,326.0, which was reached in 2007Q4. Average annual real growth over the 3.5 years from 2007Q4 to 2011Q2 was -0.12 percent.

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When Will a Woman Be the Richest Person in the World?

2nd August 2011

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When the richest man in the world either divorces her or dies with her as his sole heir.

This is such a silly article it’s difficult to know where to start. Well, let’s look at the first sentence:

Women may be doing better than men in the broader economy, but they’re still under-represented at the very top.

Anybody who thinks that wealth is somehow a ‘representative’ thing has greater intellectual issues than this one. But it’s a common delusion these days: Anytime a given group of people don’t have the precise mix of sexes and ethnic groups as the population as a whole (and such comparisons invariably look for the largest general population they can get away with), the cry of ‘under-representation’ goes up, as if it had any relevance whatsoever. The only reason that nobody is complaining that men are under-represented among those becoming pregnant is that they can’t figure out how to word it so that it doesn’t sound stupid on its face, although I’m sure that there are some who are willing to give it a shot nevertheless.

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‘Double-walled’ beer glass cools drink within minutes

1st August 2011

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Don’t ever say we don’t have useful stuff here.

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Wireless Snooping WASP Drone

1st August 2011

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This fearsome contraption is the handiwork of a couple of amateur DEFCON-types who reckoned that any self-respecting spy plane ought to be able to impersonate cellphone towers. And that’s exactly what the Wireless Aerial Surveillance Platform does — it tricks AT&T and T-Mobile handsets into connecting to it, then re-routes the incoming calls via VOIP so they don’t drop, while simultaneously recording all conversations to 32GB of onboard storage. It can also handle a bit of WiFi snooping on the side, thanks to a Linux-based hacking toolkit and a 340 million word dictionary for guessing passwords. What’s more, the WASP apparently achieves all of this without breaking a single FCC regulation.

Women and minorities hardest hit.

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In Afghanistan, Rage at Young Lovers

1st August 2011

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It was the beginning of an Afghan love story that flouted dominant traditions of arranged marriages and close family scrutiny, a romance between two teenagers of different ethnicities that tested a village’s tolerance for more modern whims of the heart. The results were delivered with brutal speed.

This month, a group of men spotted the couple riding together in a car, yanked them into the road and began to interrogate the boy and girl. Why were they together? What right had they? An angry crowd of 300 surged around them, calling them adulterers and demanding that they be stoned to death or hanged.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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Joe Biden Charging US Secret Service Thousands To Rent Cottage To Protect Him

1st August 2011

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Records show Mr Biden has collected more than $13,000 since April on the cottage in Greenville, a wealthy Wilmington suburb, and is eligible for up to $66,000 (£40,000) before the contract expires in 2013.

Asked if the US Secret Service typically pays rent to those it protects, agency spokesman Edwin Donovan told The Washington Times: “It’s a rental property so we pay rent there.”

Now: Imagine what the press reaction would have been had Cheney done that.

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