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How Does a Four-Year-Old Spend $46,000 a Month?

3rd August 2011

Read it.

Supermodel Linda Evangelista is asking French billionaire Francois Henri-Pinault for $46,000 a month in child support. He’s the father of Ms. Evangelista’s four-year-old son, Augustin James. And Ms. Evangelista argues that $46,000 is the minimum required to provide for young Augustin in the manner to which he has grown accustomed.

Readers outside New York are probably thinking: “What’s this kid eating ?!”

Readers in New York are thinking: “She should ask for more.”

Moral: Stay away from supermodels. Their ability to get pregnant trumps your ability to make money.

3 Responses to “How Does a Four-Year-Old Spend $46,000 a Month?”

  1. Whitehawk Says:

    Hey, have you priced diapers lately?

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    I’m not yet that old. It may come in time….

  3. Dennis Nagle Says:

    “…$46,000 is the minimum required to provide for young Augustin in the manner to which he has grown accustomed.”

    More like provide for him in the manner to which she has grown accustomed.