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Digital Dialects Language Learning

12th December 2009

Learn a new language though games.

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Is Technology Dumbing Down Japanese?

12th December 2009

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Now the Japanese language is being transformed by blogs, e-mail and keitai shosetsu, or cellphone novels. Americans may fret over the ways digital communications encourage sloppy grammar and spelling, but in Japan these changes are much more wrenching. A vertically written language seems to be becoming increasingly horizontal. Novels are being written and read on little screens. People have gotten so used to typing on computers that they can no longer write characters by hand. And English words continue to infiltrate the language.

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What Astroturf Looks Like

12th December 2009

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Marching morons in Copehagen: They’re all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

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Islamic Terrorist Dry Runs

12th December 2009

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Coming to an airport near you.

Another reason why I don’t fly.

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Norway Miffed at Getting Only a Piece of Obama

11th December 2009

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They should only count their blessings.

Tell Norway they can have all of Obama in exchange for $50 and a third-round draft pick.

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Son of artist Frank Frazetta ‘steals’ father’s paintings worth £12.3m

11th December 2009

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I still remember those 50-cent Ace Tarzan paperbacks Frank did the covers for. Those were the days.

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Jenny Sanford Files for Divorce

11th December 2009

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And about time, too. She ought to have taken a frying pan to his head. Several times.

People like Governor Sandford give weasels a bad name.

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US and EU threaten Iran with new sanctions

11th December 2009

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Because the previous threats have worked so very well.

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Danish police raid Copenhagen climate campaigners’ rooms

11th December 2009

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Police detain 200 activists at their Copenhagen accommodation and seize items they claim could be used for acts of civil disobedience.

Hey, all you leftists who hate America and think it ought to be more like Europe: Be careful what you wish for.

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GC Kelly Likely To Leave AIG Over Pay Smackdown

11th December 2009

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The looters dump the producers.

Kelly, who has also served as GC at Fannie Mae, Sears, and MCI/Worldcom, is one of the more experienced and well-respected in-house lawyers in the country — and was serving as vice chairman at AIG, a rarity for a GC. If she leaves AIG soon, writes the NYT, “her departure would come at a time when the company needs experienced counsel to complete its restructuring, shepherd it through myriad legal proceedings, and prepare prospectuses for the anticipated initial public offerings of its subsidiaries.”

Joining Kelly in her decision to leave are four other senior officials of the company, who have had their compensation reduced earlier this year by the Treasury Department’s special master for compensation, Kenneth Feinberg.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Britain wants to brand Jewish goods

11th December 2009

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But sometimes a story emerges that requires outright condemnation.  On this occasion, the condemnation goes to the British Government.  The government – our government, supposedly representing you and me in its interaction with people abroad – wants to label goods as coming from the Jewish settlements in the West Bank, so as to help consumers boycott them.

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Hong Kong women shrug off tattoo taboo

11th December 2009

The rot spreads.

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Tube announcer advises passengers to consider shooting themselves

11th December 2009

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And, apparently, made a good case.

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Panda

11th December 2009

I want one of these hats.

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Muslim radicalisation gains momentum in US

11th December 2009

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Long feared by US intelligence, Muslim radicalisation is gaining momentum in the United States, which has had a spate of cases featuring youths recruited and trained overseas for jihad.

Well, duh.

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Barack Hussein Bush

11th December 2009

House of Eratosthenes connects the dots.

Well, I played a round of Obama Speech Bingo with it last night. I didn’t count the word “my” as a “me,” and mostly because of this, by the time I made it to the end we were seven squares away from a total blackout. Pretty good speech.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss?

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Reviews of Books I Didn’t Read: SuperFreakonomics

11th December 2009

Steve Sailer is the personification of insouciance.

My impression after a half hour is that SuperFreakonomics is very competently done. I didn’t see anything implausible, in contrast to the way you can’t read Gladwell for 3 minutes without stumbling upon something that sounds just plain wrong. (SuperFreakonomics elicited much angry response because it expresses some skepticism about Climate Change dogma, but I don’t know anything about climate, so I skipped those parts.)

That sounds about right.

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Thirty stone man dies after falling from ambulance stretcher

11th December 2009

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This would seem to be a self-correcting problem.

(Thirty stone is 420 pounds — the British never use a unit that everyone uses if they can find an obscure one that only they use.)

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Bats Stall Wind Farm

11th December 2009

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Let’s lock the animal-rights environmentalists and the alternative-energy environmentalists in a room with switchblades and see who walks out.

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Camel caravans fading from salt trade as Timbuktu slowly modernizes

11th December 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Why this was in the ‘Religion’ RSS feed of the Washington Post is left as a exercise for the reader.

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Bailout Watchdog Boss: TARP Not Meant For Job-Creation

11th December 2009

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The chairman of the congressional watchdog panel overseeing the TARP says the bailout fund is not intended for job-creation program and thus should not be used for them, as the Obama administration is reportedly now considering.

The Obama administration plans to announce on Wednesday that it intends to extend the life of the $700 billion financial bailout fund until next October, sources told CNBC Tuesday.

An administration official told CNBC that it will dedicate $175 billion of TARP money to deficit reduction. The amount represents the total the Treasury expects to be repaid by banks through 2010.

Law? We’re the government! We ARE the law!

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Abuse and show trials – Amnesty reports on Iran

11th December 2009

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Reminder for the dimwitted: Islam is an oppressive totalitarian ideology with which no co-existence is possible.

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The Smoking Gun At Darwin Zero

11th December 2009

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A comparison of the actual temperature record at one of the ‘climategate’ collection points compared to what the Global Warming people are claiming it is. Hint: Not even close.

There are three main global temperature datasets. One is at the CRU, Climate Research Unit of the University of East Anglia, where we’ve been trying to get access to the raw numbers. One is at NOAA/GHCN, the Global Historical Climate Network. The final one is at NASA/GISS, the Goddard Institute for Space Studies. The three groups take raw data, and they “homogenize” it to remove things like when a station was moved to a warmer location and there’s a 2C jump in the temperature. The three global temperature records are usually called CRU, GISS, and GHCN. Both GISS and CRU, however, get almost all of their raw data from GHCN. All three produce very similar global historical temperature records from the raw data.

The answer is, these graphs all use the raw GHCN data. But the IPCC uses the “adjusted” data. GHCN adjusts the data to remove what it calls “inhomogeneities”. So on a whim I thought I’d take a look at the first station on the list, Darwin Airport, so I could see what an inhomogeneity might look like when it was at home. And I could find out how large the GHCN adjustment for Darwin inhomogeneities was.

YIKES! Before getting homogenized, temperatures in Darwin were falling at 0.7 Celcius per century … but after the homogenization, they were warming at 1.2 Celcius per century. And the adjustment that they made was over two degrees per century … when those guys “adjust”, they don’t mess around. And the adjustment is an odd shape, with the adjustment first going stepwise, then climbing roughly to stop at 2.4C.

Yikes again, double yikes! What on earth justifies that adjustment? How can they do that? We have five different records covering Darwin from 1941 on. They all agree almost exactly. Why adjust them at all? They’ve just added a huge artificial totally imaginary trend to the last half of the raw data! Now it looks like the IPCC diagram in Figure 1, all right … but a six degree per century trend? And in the shape of a regular stepped pyramid climbing to heaven? What’s up with that?

Those, dear friends, are the clumsy fingerprints of someone messing with the data Egyptian style … they are indisputable evidence that the “homogenized” data has been changed to fit someone’s preconceptions about whether the earth is warming.

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Robert Mugabe’s supporters ‘used rape as a weapon’ in election

10th December 2009

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Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Sperm donor wins access to son raised by lesbian couple

10th December 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Didn’t know they did that sort of thing in Ireland … Thank God granny’s dead….

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Scotland’s oldest book goes on display for first time

10th December 2009

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Splitting Texas into five states

10th December 2009

Steve Sailer has some ideas….

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President Asif Zardari of Pakistan ‘is a billionaire’

10th December 2009

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His fortune was allegedly accumulated during his late wife Benazir Bhutto’s two terms of government when he became known as “Mr Ten Per Cent”. It was the subject of a series of corruption cases until they were dropped under an amnesty to allow the late Miss Bhutto and her supporters to return to Pakistan.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…. It’s not as if his wife were given a newly-created job when he went into politics that paid three times what she’d been getting before, and which was conveniently abolished when he became President.

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Is it football – or is it basketball?

10th December 2009

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We report, you decide.

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Revolutionary triangular-key keypad out on Android

10th December 2009

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The Crocodile Keyboard’s triangular keys have significantly more ‘dead space’ around them than you’ll find on a standard rectangular-key Qwerty layout. The result, claimed David Baker, Managing Director of Crocodile Keyboard Ltd, is that users are more likely to press the correct key each time they tap.

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Wild elephant kills 11 in southern Nepal

9th December 2009

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A hint from God to stay away from Nepal.

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Pirates killed businessman after he returned to snorkelling spot

9th December 2009

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A hint from God to stay home.

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More Fun with Jewish Law

9th December 2009

David Friedman is always worth reading.

Witnesses, in this case or others, might lie. In other cases, one thing discouraging them from perjury is that if it is discovered that their false testimony led to the execution of an innocent defendant, they will be found guilty of murder and themselves executed. But if their testimony leads to the execution of an innocent defendant who is himself dying of a lethal disease, they won’t be executed, because killing someone who is dying of a lethal disease isn’t murder.

Since the witnesses are not at risk of execution for perjury, they might commit it, so their testimony can not be trusted—cannot be taken as sufficient evidence to convict someone of murder. So if someone who is himself dying of a lethal disease commits murder, and doesn’t do it in the presence of the court, he cannot be convicted.

Do that twelve hours a day for three years. Congratulations! You’ve just been through law school.

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Hungry Amoebas Spawn Biggest Viruses Ever

9th December 2009

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So watch out.

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Student killed by exploding chewing gum

9th December 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Holy Cow!

9th December 2009

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Sure, it’s a cliché, but it’s not as if I’m getting paid for this stuff….

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Couple flee Britain amid fears social services will ‘kidnap’ their unborn son

9th December 2009

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A couple who claim social services “kidnapped” their baby daughter for adoption are due to flee Britain today to prevent their unborn child being taken into care.

The couple allege that police and council staff forced their way into their home and snatched the girl despite no allegation made against them ever having been proven.

The father, a lorry driver, told the Daily Telegraph: “We are absolutely terrified that social services will do exactly the same thing with our baby boy as they did with our daughter.

“They have already requested that we attend meetings for a pre-birth risk assessment but we are not taking any chances, so we’re leaving immediately.

A rational concern, it would appear.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here … wherever busybodies can find power and wealth working for the government — i.e., anywhere.

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The bright side to the economic crisis

9th December 2009

Civil Liberties Group Loses $20 Million Donor

A longtime anonymous donor to the American Civil Liberties Union has withdrawn his annual gift of more than $20 million, punching a 25 percent hole in its annual operating budget and forcing cutbacks in operations.

A.C.L.U. board members, who insisted on anonymity because the loss of the gift was reported in an executive session of their meeting, identified the donor as David Gelbaum, who made a fortune as a hedge fund manager and is now better known as a major investor in clean technology.

So the guy gave them over $100 million on the sole condition that he remain anonymous, and as soon as he stops giving, they out him? That rather illustrates the moral qualities of the ACLU board members, doesn’t it? Hope it gives him a warm fuzzy.

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Dept. of It Ain’t Broken, So Let’s Fix It

9th December 2009

Steve Sailer is the gift that keeps on giving.

A certain share of the craziness in the world is the fault of freelance journalists looking for something to write about. Combine that with the fact that most of the market for women’s journalism revolves around self-improvement, since only men will read about The Crisis in Yemen (there is one, isn’t there?) and pretend it’s conceivably relevant to their lives (“What if the White House calls seeking my advice on Yemen? I must be ready for The Call.”)

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More Jerry Pournelle on Climate Change

9th December 2009

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Meanwhile, assume that rising CO2 levels are undesirable. I say assume, because CO2 level have certainly been higher in the past, and there are some reasons to welcome increased CO2 — plants love it, as an example. There is no particular reason to assume that the levels that prevailed when we began CO2 measurements are “better” in some sense than the somewhat higher ones of today. It may be that today’s are “too high”, but I haven’t seen any detailed analysis of why that is so, or of what the optimum might be. I haven’t seen much discussion of just what “optimum” is, nor of what the “optimum” temperature of the Earth might be. Optimum for what? And for whom?

But you may be sure they are not discussing such measures in Copenhagen as they use up all the limousines in Denmark. What’s at stake in Copenhagen has little to do with achievable CO2 levels, or real temperatures. What’s at stake is control. If the EPA can assert that CO2 is a public health threat, they can assert anything; and if you believe that breathing in a few more parts per million of CO2 is dangerous to your health, you will believe anything. And so it goes.

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New Cartoon

9th December 2009

Bo’s Cafe Life – check it out, over there on the right.

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20 Signs That You Were Raised By TRUE Money-Savers

8th December 2009

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1. There was a can of saved bacon grease in a cabinet, which they used to fry other stuff.

Mom used an old Crisco can. The irony was probably lost on her.

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The Phony Funding Crisis

8th December 2009

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Chicken Little is alive and seemingly employed as a finance analyst or reporter for an education interest group. If one relies on newspaper headlines for education funding information, one might conclude that America’s schools suffer from a perpetual fiscal crisis, every year perched precariously on the brink of financial ruin, never knowing whether there will be sufficient funding to continue operating. Budgetary shortfalls, school district bankruptcies, teacher and administrator layoffs, hiring and salary freezes, pension system defaults, shorter school years, ever-larger classes, faculty furloughs, fewer course electives, reduced field trips, foregone or curtailed athletics, outdated textbooks, teachers having to make do with fewer supplies, cuts in school maintenance, and other tales of fiscal woe inevitably captivate the news media, particularly during the late-spring and summer budget and appropriations seasons.

Yet somehow, as the budget-planning cycle concludes and schools open their doors in the late summer and fall, virtually all classrooms have instructors, teachers receive their paychecks and use their health plans, athletic teams play, and textbooks are distributed. Regrettably, this story is seldom accorded the same media attention as are the prospects of budget reductions and teacher layoffs.

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Online Education and the Market for Superstar Teachers

8th December 2009

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I have argued that universities will move to a superstar market for teachers in which the very best teachers use on-line instruction and TAs to teach thousands of students at many different universities.  The full online model is not here yet but I see an increasing amount of evidence for the superstar model of teaching.  At GMU some of our best teachers are being recruited by other universities with very attractive offers and some of our most highly placed students have earned their positions through excellence in teaching rather than through the more traditional route of research.

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Even Polar Bears Don’t Like Polar Bears

8th December 2009

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Instant coffee ‘more environmentally friendly’

8th December 2009

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Dr Dave Reay, senior lecturer in carbon management at Edinburgh University, has calculated that filter coffee is responsible for 50 percent more greenhouse gas emissions than its cheaper counterpart.

Don’t expect that to sit well with the Crust.

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The Bearded Gentleman

8th December 2009

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Rather than assassinate Iranian citizens abroad, which proved a constant irritant between Iran and host countries, the Islamic Republic has developed much more sophisticated mechanisms to control its exiled population.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Fox takes tube station escalator

8th December 2009

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Hey, guys, appreciate the lift and the hunting ban.

Miss Arkless said: “He was so casual. He left under the ticket barrier and toward the bus station exit. Maybe he was trying to catch the last bus home.

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Tribe apologises for eating British missionary

8th December 2009

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That’s okay; these things happen.

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A new welcome centre for UK bound illegal migrants is to open in Calais before the end of this year, it has emerged.

8th December 2009

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Those French, they’re so hospitable.

Damian Green, the shadow immigration minister said: “This is another gesture of contempt from France to Britain. The only result of this will be to encourage more potential illegal immigrants to try to break our laws.

Oh, ya think?

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