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Flight Diverted After Woman Discovers Her Husband Is Cheating on Her

7th November 2017

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A Qatar Airways flight had to make an emergency landing after a female passenger found out her husband was cheating on her mid-flight, reports the Hindustan Times.

The unidentified Iranian woman reportedly used her husband’s fingerprint to unlock his phone while he was asleep, before becoming incensed by what she found on the device.

Flight attendants were unable to calm the woman as she repeatedly hit her husband, causing the pilots to make the decision to make an emergency landing in India on 5 November.

Imagine if he’d had the new iPhone X.

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Disney’s ‘Beauty and The Beast’ Is Filled With ‘Toxic Masculine Capitalism,’ Rants Nutty Professor

6th November 2017

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Apparently the Beast is White Privilege or something.

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Russian Women Strip Naked in Front of US Embassy to Show Support for Harvey Weinstein

1st November 2017

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Surely this is connected to Putin and Trump. Surely….

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Writer Calls for Every Man on Earth to Lose His Job

30th October 2017

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Ruth Graham, a contributor for the “What Women Really Think” column at Slate, thinks it’s time to ban men from the workplace.

In a recent article, Graham argues that “the experiment of having men in the workplace has failed.”

People actually get paid to write this drivel.

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Hippies Hold Seance to Summon Communist Founder

26th October 2017

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Two journalists used an Ouija board to try summoning the spirit of Karl Marx Thursday, seeking solace from the alleged horror of capitalism.

The two women, identified as Callie and Sarah, used the Ouija board as part of a Halloween themed Facebook Live video for Broadly, a women’s news publication of Vice that reports “Sex, politics, culture, witchcraft. Women’s news you thought would exist by now.” Sarah and Callie, who have both dabbled in occult practices, used the segment to explore witchcraft and bemoan capitalism, admonishing their viewers that there was still time to “seize the means” and that the spirit of Marx was needed.

I guess Hitler was busy that night.

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Alt-Left Insanity: Sciency Liberals Actually Believe In Witchcraft, Occult

26th October 2017

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If you meet someone claiming to be a witch, the chances of that person voting Democrat are 100%.

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Professor: Replace ‘Traditional Science’ With ‘Anti-Science, Antiracist, Feminist Approach’

25th October 2017

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Your tax dollars at work.

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Teaching Maths Perpetuates White Privilege, Says University Professor

25th October 2017

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‘On many levels, mathematics itself operates as Whiteness. Who gets credit for doing and developing mathematics, who is capable in mathematics, and who is seen as part of the mathematical community is generally viewed as White’

Yeah, whenever I see a partial derivative or an exponent, I say to myself, ‘That looks pretty white (excuse me, White).’

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A Liberal Visits South Dakota and Freaks Out at the Sight of Guns

21st October 2017

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Part of what is going on here is that coastal liberals think that people in places like South Dakota are both dumber than they are, and more prone to violence. Actually, that is the opposite of the truth, in both respects. In South Dakota, where I grew up, most people are familiar with shotguns and rifles, know how to use them, and don’t irrationally freak out if they encounter a few, even at an airport. And the violent crime rate is vanishingly low.

At some point during the day, a reporter from the Sioux Falls Argus Leader, South Dakota’s dominant and liberal newspaper, asked Rich Larson whether he knew that his modest auction booth was all over Twitter. The Argus Leader ran a story headlined: No, firearms weren’t for sale at Sioux Falls Regional Airport on Friday.

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Dartmouth College Student Leader Calls For An End To Homecoming Celebrations

15th October 2017

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Apparently Homecoming is oppressive or something. Who knew?

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Dumb People In St. Louis Keep Getting Gored Because They Take SELFIES WITH ELK

10th October 2017

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Life is just one big petting zoo to certain classes of people.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Gender Neutral Version of French Sparks Backlash

7th October 2017

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The madness continues.

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A Prospective Bump Stock Ban Shows How Disconnected Gun Control Politics Is From Reality

7th October 2017

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Last Saturday the device was an obscure novelty, dismissively regarded in gun circles. The next day it was a prime suspect in the killing of 59 people, and injuring of over 500 more in Las Vegas, Nevada. By midweek, bump stocks were the bullseye of our repetitive shooting match over gun control.

This is like attempting to prevent prostitution by banning high heels.

Predictably, talk of a ban has made bump stocks one of America’s fastest selling gun accessories. “Oh, God, yes, it’s been insane,” one Texas gun store owner told CNN Money. “Since this story has broke, we’ve been getting about 50 people a day asking for them.” Another from Maine said that he had five bump stocks gathering dust for months, before a post-Vegas buying spree saw them all snatched them up.

I hereby christen this the ‘Obama Effect’. Obama’s constant jawing about gun control made his eight years a great time for firearms manufacturers. When people think you’re going to ban something they want, they stock up.

Even with the sudden sales surge, the rarity of the devices raises the question of the real impact of a ban, other than to allow for some bipartisan political posturing. Banning bump stocks is something that can be done without pissing too many people off, placating the crowd that after every shooting in America screams for somebody to do something.

This sort of logic is only questionable outside of politics.

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‘Hate Crime’ at Michigan State University Was Actually Just a Missing Shoelace

6th October 2017

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Hey, it’s still a Hate Crime — after all, facts don’t matter in comparison to Offended Feelings.

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Anti-Nuclear Weapons Group Wins Nobel Prize

6th October 2017

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The Nobel Peace prize has gone from being a prize for achieving peace to being a prize for working toward peace to being a virtue-signaling prize for doing nothing about peace but nevertheless expressing the Crust’s wish that peace would somehow magically arrive without any effort on the part of people in power.

This is how Barack Obama could get it before he had had a chance to do anything other than make Magic Negro speeches, because that’s all that was necessary for virtue-signaling. He so perfectly encapsulated the Crust’s preferred methodology of doing nothing while talking a good fight that it was impossible not to give him the prize, even though it astonished the Dirt People.

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If He Were a Richman…

4th October 2017

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This is from today’s New York Post: “President Obama blasted Republicans as the party of ‘billionaires’ on Tuesday while mingling with high-rollers at the $26 million estate of Rich Richman — yes, that’s his real name — in Greenwich, Connecticut.”

Democrats are used to believing six impossible things before breakfast, so it’s no surprise that they are quite comfortable screaming against the rich while relaxing in their multi-million dollar mansions with their kids attending schools that charge more in a year than most Americans earn in a year.

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In the Aftermath of the Vegas Shooting, Time to Nationalize Facebook, Twitter, and Google

2nd October 2017

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Everything something bad happens, some fringe authoritarians call for the government to ‘do something’, despite the unambiguous historical record that in most cases when the government decides to ‘do something’ it’s the wrong thing and done badly.

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Feminist Author Says Teaching Women Self-Defense Has Racist Roots

28th September 2017

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Yeah, we all know what a misogynist Jackie Chan is. And don’t get me started on Bruce Lee.

Soon the dictionary will have the entry ‘Feminist: See Deranged‘.

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Black Student Group Complains Ivy League School Is Letting In Too Many African Students

28th September 2017

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It’s not enough to be black, you have to be the right kind of black.

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Progressive Students ‘Freaked Out’ by Beach Ball at Southern Illinois University

28th September 2017

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Conservative students at Southern Illinois University were informed by police that their “free speech ball” was “freaking out” leftist students on campus, who complained about its presence on campus.

In a video obtained by Campus Reform, conservative student activists from Turning Point USA, the Leadership Institute and Young Americans for Liberty can be seen speaking to police officers. The students were welcoming other students to write messages on the beach ball to exercise their First Amendment rights.

Campus police stopped the students from doing so, informing them that the school received numerous reports from students who were “scared” by the ball. The police told them that they were not operating in a public space. “This is not considered like a public place. Right now, we’re going to have to put the ball away,” said an officer, adding that the ball was “freaking a lot of people out.”

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Dozens of Chickens Were Injured or Dilled in an SC Srash. PETA Wants to Pay Tribute to Them

21st September 2017

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These people are truly deranged.

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Bullfighter Gored to Death by Bull in Portugal

18th September 2017

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Fernando Quintela, 26, suffered internal haemorrhaging after he was charged by the bull, which trapped him between its horns and tossed him onto the floor of the bullring in Lisbon, Portugal.

Mr Quintela was acting as a “forcado,” one of eight men who challenge the bull with their bare hands.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Chelsea Handler Calls Ben Carson a ‘Black White Supremacist’

16th September 2017

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This is the most deranged thing I’ve seen this week, which was just chock full of them.

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Brickbat: Make School Great Again

14th September 2017

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Officials with Georgia’s Cherokee County school system have apologized after a teacher ordered two students out of her classroom because they were wearing “Make America Great Again” shirts. The teacher said they couldn’t wear the shirts “just like you cannot wear a swastika to school.”

I suppose that this really qualifies under Trump Derangement Syndrome but the headline wasn’t as self-explanatory as such incidents’ headlines usually are.

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With 220 Languages Spoken in California, Courts Face an Interpreter Shortage

12th September 2017

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I wonder whether that inclues idiolects like SJW (‘You’re all racist!’), proglodyte (‘You’re all bigots!’), and Antifa (‘You’re all Nazis!’) — granted, the latter are somewhat limited in their vocabulary, but make up for it in volume.

Courts in other states also were examined and faulted. Along with California, they began working to comply with U.S civil rights law, which bars discrimination based on national origin. Failure to act meant the possible loss of federal money.

That’s why Calexit will never happen — it would cut off the flow of ‘federal money’, which (unlike your money) is free for the taking and inexhaustible.

At least 220 languages are spoken in California, and 44% of residents speak a language other than English at home. Seven million Californians say they cannot speak English well.

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Brikk Launches Pre-Orders for Gold-Plated iPhone X Models Costing Up to $70K

11th September 2017

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Perfect response to the Kardashian in you.

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A 3,100 Square Foot, $135K Container House Lets Its Owners Live Mortgage Free

11th September 2017

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Of course, this is in St. Charles, Missouri. ‘Where?’, I hear you ask — essentially a suburb of St. Louis.

Looking at the two upside-down cathedral windows, I’m not surprised. And these people supposedly remodel houses — how clever to make the garage down a sloped driveway from the street.

Personally, I’d rather have a mortgage than be brain-dead stupid.

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Millennial Chick Can’t Stop Having Sex With Trump Supporters

9th September 2017

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Female hypergamy breaks out even among the proglodyte delusional.

(I could make a catty comment here about dickless Democrat, but I’m too high-class to do so.)

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Virtue Signaling Alert: Harvard Professors Arrested After Blocking Traffic to Protest Trump

7th September 2017

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Multiple Harvard University professors have been arrested after blocking traffic to protest President Trump’s gradual rollback of the Obama-era Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) amnesty program, which legal experts said was on constitutionally shaky ground.

Really? Really? Is anybody’s mind going to be changed by this stunt? Is there anybody in the country who is unaware of what the typical Harvard Professor’s position is on this subject? Does it accomplish anything other than irritating people inconvenienced by this crap?

Somebody needs to remind these aging hippies that the Sixties were over a while ago.

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Trump Derangement Syndrome Comes to Seed Art

3rd September 2017

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When Summer draws to an end, it is time for the Minnesota State Fair, one of the world’s great spectacles. You might expect a state fair to be a refuge from the daily onslaught of politics, but that is not the case. The parties have booths, and even in an odd-numbered year, politicians have booths. Still, this year’s event was low-key, politically, until you entered the seed section of the agriculture building.

We have written several times before about seed art, also known as crop art. Basically, the artist glues seeds of different types or colors to a board or other substrate to make a picture. One might expect this sort of folk art to be dominated by conservative ideas and values, but in fact it slants heavily to the left. This year, Trump Derangement Syndrome took over–with the judges as well as seed artists, apparently, as some of the anti-Trump designs won prizes.

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No Joke: Robbers Walk Into Bar Full of Off-Duty Cops

31st August 2017

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Here’s the Ermey version.

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Anti-Bull Fighting Activist Gets Mauled By the Bull He’s Trying to Help

28th August 2017

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Why Are So Many BASE Jumpers Dying?

27th August 2017

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‘Stupid’ comes immediately to mind, but that’s just a guess.

Death is God’s way of saying ‘Don’t do that’.

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Today in Trump Deragement Syndrome

27th August 2017

Donald Trump ‘might refuse to leave the White House when his term ends’, historian warns

ABC Panel: Trump’s Pardon ‘Decimating’ U.S. Institutions, ‘Law and Order’  Horseshit. Clinton did worse.

Biden: Trump’s Contempt For The US Constitution Won’t Stop  Not a word about Obama’s unconstitutional actions, of course.

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Safe Spaces and ‘Ze’ Badges: My Bewildering Year at a US University

24th August 2017

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Foreigners have no idea what to make of our crazy academia.

I feel their pain.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th August 2017

Donald Trump displays ‘so many of the traits of a sociopath,’ says MSNBC commentator  Which is nothing compared to the traits of a sociopath displayed by MSNBC commentators.

Donald Trump’s Phoenix rally speech revealed a man deteriorating before our very eyes  And yet he never seems to change. An odd definition of ‘deteriorate’. (Unexplained: How ‘the New Hitler’ could get any worse. Stay tuned.)

Donald Trump must be impeached ‘as soon as possible’, says former US Labour Secretary  Robert Reich emerges from a well-deserved obscurity whenever some media hack needs an anti-Republican quote. But nobody else ever seems to listen.

‘Blacks for Trump’: The strange story of the US President’s least likely fan who considers Oprah Winfrey the devil  All Trumps supporters must, of course, be portrayed by the Lamestream Media as oddities. After all, nobody they knew voted for Trump.

Ex-CIA agent seeking to crowdfund Twitter acquisition so that she can shut down Donald Trump’s account  Of course, if any Republican had announced that about Obama, the nuclear firestorm in the press would have blown the ozone layer away.

Companies Aren’t Talking About Trump Anymore on Earnings  Guess they found out that Trump isn’t a good excuse for their poor performance.

Donny Deutsch Takes to MSNBC to Diagnose Trump as a ‘Sociopath’  And of course an ad executive is qualified to diagnose somebody.

To the great disappointment of many, Trump remains President. Ah, well.

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“This is the future that ACLU members want.”

23rd August 2017

Steve Sailer understands the dialectic.

… and then the world came crashing down on their heads.

The ACLU has been fading relative to the SPLC for a long time. That’s because the SPLC is an overt hate group that sees virtually everything through the Who? Whom? lens. In contrast, the old-fashioned ACLU actually sometimes supports objective principles such as free speech.

Blink and you’ll miss it.

UPDATE: ACLU Apologizes For Tweeting Photo Of White Baby With U.S. Flag

Obviously a congenital Nazi.

‘When your Twitter followers keep you in check and remind you that white supremacy is everywhere’

Underneath your bed! In your sock drawer! In the toilet! OMYGAWD THEY’RE IN THE TRASH CAN!

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The Eclipse Is Racist Because It Fails to Affect Enough Black People, the Atlantic Suggests

20th August 2017

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The Atlantic, a once-great magazine, has determined that the total eclipse of the sun due to occur on Monday will fail to affect enough black people.

The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.

If it were National Review, or some other right-wing publication, it would almost certainly be satire.

But The Atlantic is far from being a right-wing publication, and is not known for satirizing SJW twitches.

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Prestigious Polling Firm: Let’s Call ‘Liberal Arts’ Something Else to Totally Fool Everybody

19th August 2017

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How about ‘Proglodyte Studies’? That would describe it better than Liberal Arts.

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Lincoln Statue Burned in 98% Black Neighborhood in Chicago, Trump Blamed

17th August 2017

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Of course. If somebody stubs a toe, it’s Trumps fault.

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A Lot of People Are Getting Injured While Shaving Their Pubic Hair

17th August 2017

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Perhaps they ought to consider, you know, not doing that.

Like tattoos and piercings, this strikes me as a sure-fire indicator of dorkitude.

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Google Cancels Meeting on Diversity, Citing Safety Concerns

10th August 2017

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I guess they don’t want any more female employees having a meltdown.

UPDATE: Google cancels all-hands meeting due to employee worries of online harassment

Google CEO Sundar Pichai has canceled the company’s much anticipated meeting to talk about gender issues today. The move came after some of its employees expressed concern over online harassment they had begun to receive after their questions and names have been published outside the company on a variety of largely alt-right sites.

“We had hoped to have a frank, open discussion today as we always do to bring us together and move forward. But our Dory questions appeared externally this afternoon, and on some websites Googlers are now being named personally,” wrote Pichai to employees. “Googlers are writing in, concerned about their safety and worried they may be ‘outed’ publicly for asking a question in the Town Hall.”

Welcome to our world, Sundar. You can dish it out, but you can’t take it.

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Jon Ossoff To Join Panel On How Dems Can Win 2018

10th August 2017

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That’s the Democrat way to victory: Take advice from losers.

Put Hillary in charge, she’s the biggest loser of them all.

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‘Racist’ FaceApp Photo Filters Encouraged Users to Black Up

10th August 2017

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If you ‘identify’ as black even though all of your ancestors are white, hey, there’s an app for that.

Not Invented Here: An app to turn black people white. (After all, why give up that treasured victim status? Status that can be traded for valuable prizes, after all.)

‘Black up’ is, of course, a military term that I’m sure not one in a thousand of the people reading the article will recognize.

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The Hidden (and Not-So-Hidden) Racism In Kids’ Lit

6th August 2017

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In his new book, Was the Cat in the Hat Black? The Hidden Racism of Children’s Literature, and the Need for Diverse Books, Philip Nel studies the paradox of stories that are meant to nurture but can also do harm. An English professor at Kansas State University, Nel has probed racism in kids’ books in his classes and in previous books, and he uses this volume to highlight how dozens of beloved picture and chapter books leave negative messages in children’s minds. “No one wants to admit to enjoying something or liking something that perpetuates racial stereotypes. But we do, because a book can be beautiful and racist, a book can be a classic and racist, a book can be really pleasurable and also really racist.” For instance, one of Nel’s personal favorites, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, has a big problem in the Oompa Loompas. The characters, which were depicted in early editions as African pygmies, are portrayed as happy slaves, content to leave their native land behind and toil in a factory. Especially for children who are descendants of slaves, such messages can have a pernicious effect on how they interpret their value in the world.

I’m a racist, you’re a racist, he’s a racist, she’s a racist, wouldn’t you like to be a racist too?

Women and minorities hardest hit etc. etc.

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Vanderbilt Professor Says Math Education Is Sexist

4th August 2017

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Women and minorities hardest hit etc. etc.

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UPDATE: Not Being Stupid Is ‘Cognitive Privilege’ Now, Which Is Just Like White Privilege

29th July 2017

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If not worse.

The University of Iowa’s student newspaper has announced the discovery of a special privilege which intelligent people acquire as an accident of birth. This new privilege — called “cognitive privilege” — functions in essentially the same way as white privilege.

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Oh My: Kid Rock 30, Debbie Stabenow 26 6

23rd July 2017

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To gauge Ritchie’s chances in a hypothetical general election matchup, Delta Analytica conducted a poll from July 14-18 of 668 Michigan residents. Of respondents who stated a preference between Debbie Stabenow and Robert Ritchie, 54% stated they would vote for Ritchie while 46% said they would vote for Debbie Stabenow. These results could indicate that Ritchie is a popular figure in Michigan, Debbie Stabenow is unpopular, or some combination of concurrent trends. The relatively large, 44%, number of undecided respondents may be due to the early stages of the campaign.

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Gay Leather Bar Owner Runs for Governor in Texas

20th July 2017

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After Abortion Barbie, there was nowhere else to go….

Jeffrey Payne, who won the title of International Mr Leather in 2009, hopes to challenge the state’s current Republican governor, Greg Abbott, who announced his bid for reelection last week.

Sounds like the perfect Democrat candidate.

“Texas needs a Governor who believes in Real Texas Values, like integrity, honesty, freedom and independence,” Mr Payne said.

In other words, not a Democrat.

“We need to stop wasting our time and money on trivial legislation and start investing in finding ways to help Texans, their families, and their businesses prosper.”

At taxpayer expense, no doubt.

In an interview with CBS Dallas, Mr Payne said he does not think Texas voters will focus on his same-sex marriage – or, presumably, on his connections to the BDSM-tinged gay leather community.

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Irish Farmers to Create Seaweed Eating ‘Supercows’ in Bid to Fight Climate Change

19th July 2017

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The Irish: Saving civilization one cow at a time.

Now if we can only get them to stop farting….

 

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