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The Purple Problem

16th January 2014

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4 Responses to “The Purple Problem”

  1. RealRick Says:

    I’m OK with just putting the line at the Red and Sabine Rivers (that form the northern and eastern boundaries of Texas.)

  2. bluebird of bitterness Says:

    Why is Wisconsin in the liberal quarantine zone? We have a conservative Republican governor (who may very well be the conservative politician that liberals hate most) and Republicans control both houses of the state legislature. Yes, the state went for SCOAMF twice. But we also elected Scott Walker twice — once in the general and once in the recall — so we’re not totally hopeless. If only all the Obamabots in Wisconsin would move to Illinois, Minnesota, or Michigan, we could be a really great state…

  3. Tim of Angle Says:

    I agree. It would also help if you moved away from Canada. Tell you what, you could swap places with New Mexico.

  4. RealRick Says:

    Agreed. And bring the cheese. All the cheese.