DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Why Are You Not Dead Yet?

15th September 2013

Read it.

The most important difference between the world today and 150 years ago isn’t airplane flight or nuclear weapons or the Internet. It’s lifespan. We used to live 35 or 40 years on average in the United States, but now we live almost 80. We used to get one life. Now we get two.

Well, not really — those averages include a lot of dead kids that now are surviving. But it’s still impressive.

You may well be living your second life already. Have you ever had some health problem that could have killed you if you’d been born in an earlier era? Leave aside for a minute the probabilistic ways you would have died in the past—the smallpox that didn’t kill you because it was eradicated by a massive global vaccine drive, the cholera you never contracted because you drink filtered and chemically treated water. Did some specific medical treatment save your life? It’s a fun conversation starter: Why are you not dead yet?

Yeah, I’ll try that the next time I’m at a party with a bunch of people I don’t know. Oh, wait….

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