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Miss Kansas Is a Deer Hunting, Tattoo-Wearing Sergeant in the U.S. Army

12th September 2013

Read it.

First off, Miss Kansas Theresa Vail is a sergeant in the U.S. Army, only the second contestant ever to be on active duty.

“Nobody expects a soldier to be a beauty queen,” Vail told People magazine. “But I’m all about breaking stereotypes.”

Second, Sgt. Vail has big tattoos. Two of them. One, the insignia for the U.S. Army Dental Corps, is on her left shoulder, while a massive version of the Serenity Prayer runs down her right side. And when she struts her stuff in the bikini contest in the Miss America competition this week in Atlantic City, they’ll both be on display for the world to see.

Words fail me.

3 Responses to “Miss Kansas Is a Deer Hunting, Tattoo-Wearing Sergeant in the U.S. Army”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Bad link (no link), Tim.

    Young Sarah Palin? (Saw a pic somewhere – this contestant is a hot – and I do mean hot – blonde.) The venom from the Left will come as a tsunami.

  2. Dennis Nagle Says:

    “Young Sarah Palin” if Sarah had decided to participate in the new Ritual Scarification that’s sweeping the nation, perhaps…

  3. Jay Says:

    Diane called her, “A real-life Heinlein heroine.”