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MYSTERY of 19th-Century DEAD WALRUS Found in London Graveyard

24th July 2013

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The remains of the deceased, 12-foot-long pinniped – which may have weighed as much as two tons when alive – were discovered in a coffin interred in a St Pancras graveyard during excavations for a new railway terminal. This was actually some time ago, but today we learn that investigating archaeologists, having finally given up on unravelling the mystery intercontinental dead-walrus-by-gaslight affair, have placed the animal’s remains on display in a Hackney museum.

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