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University of Miami Professor: If Bieber Wore Hoodie, No One Would Shoot Him Coming Home From 7-11

14th July 2013

Read it.

Au contraire — I would, and he needn’t bother with the hoodie.

Bieber represents the ideal quisling in the War Against Men, the Titless Girl Masquerading as a Male, and ought to be removed from the gene pool, not because there’s any danger of it reproducing, but just on general aesthetic grounds.

One Response to “University of Miami Professor: If Bieber Wore Hoodie, No One Would Shoot Him Coming Home From 7-11”

  1. RealRick Says:

    I was drinking water when I came to your comment and it took some time to dry out my keyboard!

    If we were voting for a “perfect Tim quote”, this would probably be it.

    And I’d say roughly 8 billion people agree with you on this point.