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Dart, Alom and Mahmood Jailed for Preparing for Acts of Terrorism

25th April 2013

More Islamophobia

Three British men have been jailed at the Old Bailey for engaging in conduct in preparation of acts of terrorism.

Yeah, when I see names like ‘Imran Mahmood’ and ‘Jahangir Alom’ I immediately think ‘British’.

Police discovered fragments of text on Dart’s laptop that revealed that the pair had used the computer to have a “silent conversation” to avoid possible surveillance bugs.

They would open a word processor document and take it in turns to type, before deleting the text and mistakenly assuming none of it would be stored on the machine.

However forensic experts were able to plough through 2,000 pages of computer code to decipher fragments of what was said.

Allah is apparently not tech-savvy.

One Response to “Dart, Alom and Mahmood Jailed for Preparing for Acts of Terrorism”

  1. lowly Says:

    If they’re Brits, then perhaps the old timey punishment for high treason might be considered. “Convicts were hanged, cut down while still alive, disembowelled, castrated, then beheaded and quartered.”