Blue State Blues: MD School District Bans Hugging, Shared Food
22nd March 2013
The Old Line State — where kids have been suspended for making guns with their fingers and with toaster pastries — now boasts a school district that prohibits hugging and homemade food in public elementary schools for anyone except a parent’s own children.
Parents must also register to enter the playground and they can’t push anyone except their own kids on the swings.
All the better to turn your children into suspicious, anti-social freaks.
Officials with St. Mary’s County Public Schools say the new rules are necessary to provide a generally safe environment.
‘Generally safe environment’, of course, means for the school’s employees; it guards against them getting sued by their dysfunctional left-wing parents.