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UK Scientists Recreated Neanderthal Man, Who Looks Just Like Chuck Norris

24th October 2012

Read it.

No wonder our ancestresses decided to interbreed with them….

2 Responses to “UK Scientists Recreated Neanderthal Man, Who Looks Just Like Chuck Norris”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    It’s the lower lip, which is completely from someone’s imagination. There is no way to reconstruct what a lip looked like from forensic remains.

    Still, give him a shave and a haircut and you wouldn’t think twice if you saw him on the street. I doubt, however, that this will debunk the popular misconception that Neanderthals looked something akin to Bobo the gorilla.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Indeed, compared to Joe Biden he looks positively normal.