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Bees ‘Producing M&M’s Coloured Honey’

4th October 2012

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Bees at a cluster of apiaries in northeastern France have been producing honey in mysterious shades of blue and green, alarming their keepers who now believe residue from containers of M&M’s processed at a nearby biogas plant is the cause.

As for the M&M’s-infused honey, union head Frieh said it might taste like honey, but there the comparison stopped.

“For me, it’s not honey. It’s not sellable.”

There it is. Faced with something new, the French panic; in America this would be seen as a business opportunity, and this varicolored honey advertised as the Next New Thing.

One Response to “Bees ‘Producing M&M’s Coloured Honey’”

  1. Whitehawk Says:

    Mars corp. should make hay with this one.

    The Green and Red M&M runoff to France…the clothes get left on the ground… the birds and the bees run away with them… M&M Mini’s arrive shortly after.