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Greenland Ice Sheet Not Going Anywhere in a Hurry, Say Boffins

3rd August 2012

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Doom-laden predictions that the seas are set to rise by a metre or more this century due to the melting of the Greenland ice sheet are well off the mark, a team of scientists has announced in a new study of the matter.

“It turns out that the ice sheet, in relation to this point, behaves more dynamically and is able to more quickly stabilise itself in comparison to what many other models and computer calculations otherwise predict,” explains Professor Kurt Kjaer of Copenhagen uni.

Modern Science:

Yesterday: ‘Oh no! We’re all going to die! Run for your lives!’

Today: ‘Never mind….’

4 Responses to “Greenland Ice Sheet Not Going Anywhere in a Hurry, Say Boffins”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Meanwhile, NASA satelites show that the Greenland ice sheet demonstrates surface melting at the fastest rate in 30 years. http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/greenland-melt.html

  2. RealRick Says:

    As we know from the Al Gore clan, all the ice is melting into the sea.

    So name the city that is now under water because of Global Warming. The name of an island is OK, or maybe a beach.

  3. Dennis Nagle Says:

    So you don’t fix the leaky faucet in your bathtub until the ceiling of the apartment downstairs collapses? Is that how you work?

  4. Jason Says:

    Analogy is not your strong suit, Denny. Answer the question put to you. One city, island, or beach. Name and location, please. Or run along.