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One Company Will Soon Control Half of the U.S. Beer Market

5th July 2012

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By next year, beer bought in the U.S. may be more likely to come from a single company than from all the rest combined. That could be bad news for America’s beer drinkers — potentially higher prices for some of the U.S.’s most popular brews and possibly even fewer mainstream brands — if regulatory agencies don’t get involved first.

OMG! We’re doomed! Help us, government bureaucrats! You’re our only hope!

People actually get paid to write this swill.

3 Responses to “One Company Will Soon Control Half of the U.S. Beer Market”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    So monopolies are only bad in markets where you participate. In markets where you don’t participate, they’re okay.
    I get it.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    No, you don’t. There is no such thing as a monopoly without government enforcement. Your Liberal Humor Impairment Syndrome (LHIS) is expressing itself.

  3. Dennis Nagle Says:

    So you’re saying that if the Belgians corner the world market in beer, it’ll be because the government(s) made them do it?
    How do you support such a construction?
    And I find your stance to be highly humorous, so you can take your made-up acronym and stuff it.
    (What is it about conservatives that they love acronyms so much? NAMs, SWPLs, MSM, LSM, etc., etc. You’d think they were a branch of the military. Oh, wait…)