DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Study Predicts Imminent Irreversible Planetary Collapse

13th June 2012

Read it.

Women and minorities hardest hit.

Actually, I’m kinda looking forward to it. All the rabid survivalists are on our side.

5 Responses to “Study Predicts Imminent Irreversible Planetary Collapse”

  1. lowly Says:

    I’m not rabid. I’m ready for the future. I’ve got a case of sun tan lotion and swimming trunks in dry storage; along with a super soaker, in case I have to defend them from those ‘terrified’, marauding nancy boys.

  2. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Even the survivalists will find themselves woefully unprepared; they are preparing for survival in an environment that will no longer exist. Kinda like preparing for the last war.

    But we can’t possibly interfere with our Modern Lifestyle, so I guess we’ll just all have to kiss our asses goodbye. I’d like to say it’s been nice knowing you…but, well, you know how it is…

  3. Jehu Says:

    Dennis,
    There are plenty of survivalists on the far left also, they just don’t call themselves that—they prefer words like ‘preppers’ or ‘transition communities’. In general they’re a lot less annoying than their center-left and moderate-left counterparts, primarily because they actually occasionally believe in stuff other than what gets the most status points.

  4. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Doesn’t matter if they’re ‘left’ or ‘right’; they’ll still be just as dead.

  5. RealRick Says:

    We already have a model of a post-apocalyptic urban environment – Detroit.