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Wild Bear Attacks Man in Hot Tub

5th June 2012

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Injured during the attack, the man, who was not identified, suffered lacerations to the back of his head and was taken to Whistler Health Care Center for treatment.

Police responded to the incident, locating the bear about 100 meters away as it headed for a wooded area.

“The bear was destroyed,” the police statement said. According to local media, police shot and killed the bear.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

2 Responses to “Wild Bear Attacks Man in Hot Tub”

  1. lowly Says:

    Just doing what bears do. Kinda, sorta like ‘just doing what libs do’.

  2. RealRick Says:

    “..A necropsy will be performed on the bear “to determine the motivation for the attack,” a police statement said.”

    Maybe because it’s a BEAR?!

    When my brother lived in Colorado, a bear got into his garage and ripped the door off a an old refrigerator to get a 6-pack of beer. What are the chances that the guy in the hot tub was drinking a beer?