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MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

23rd May 2012

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Watch never-before-seen videos of an amazing new condiment lubricant that makes the inside of bottles so slippery, nothing is left inside. This means no more pounding on the bottom of your ketchup containers–and a lot less wasted food.

We have the technology.

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4 Responses to “MIT’s Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:
    May 23rd, 2012 at 14:21

    Does it poison us? Convenience isn’t useful unless it poisons us in some way. That’s how we maintaion our Modern Lifestyle.

  2. Cathy Sims Says:
    May 23rd, 2012 at 14:34

    How long before the some government busybody decrees that it is double plus ungood and has it banned?

  3. RealRick Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:37

    Not to worry, Dennis, the HFCS in the ketchup will kill you long before the chemicals in the bottle.

  4. Dennis Nagle Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 14:12

    *whew* Thanks. I was worried there for a moment…

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