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Travis County Gives Final Approval to Tax Incentives for Apple Expansion in Austin

2nd May 2012

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Prior to today’s meeting of the Commissioners Court, the Austin American-Statesman reported on some of the tweaks to the contract, including language requiring Apple to pay the lowest-salaried 10% of its new employees at the site an average of $35,000 per year. Contractors, which may comprise up to 25% of the new hires, will be paid a minimum of $11 per hour.

Cool — they managed to buy a bunch of votes, and used Apple’s money to do it. High-fives all around the Commissioners Court today, for sure.

4 Responses to “Travis County Gives Final Approval to Tax Incentives for Apple Expansion in Austin”

  1. RealRick Says:

    It’s too bad Austin isn’t located on a border. It would be so nice to de-annex the place.

  2. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Just let me know when you’re ready to be rid of it. I’m sure we can swing a trade for Flint.

  3. Dennis Nagle Says:

    I can see it now: We’ll put the U of Texas right next to U of Michigan, and the students instead of yelling “Hail to the Victors!” or “Hook ’em, Horns!” can all yell, “Hail to the Hookers!” Refreshing.

  4. Tim of Angle Says:

    No deal. If we sent all our Communists to Michigan, it would look like Chernobyl within five years.