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Catholic Board Apologizes for Oral Sex Flyer

16th March 2012

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SUDBURY, ONT. – Family members are shocked after Grade 7 Catholic school students received oral sex pamphlets meant for 18 year olds.

I guess Canada isn’t as boring as people say.

“They had a booth in the gymnasium, so they had to have permission to get in there. They wouldn’t have just been able to set up without somebody’s permission,” said James-Poulin, grandmother to one of the girls who came home with the sexually explicit pamphlet.

Well, I guess Catholic schools have changed more than I supposed.

Catholic school board officials and an AIDS information organization are at a loss to explain how the oral sex pamphlet ended up in the students’ possession.

Degenerate modern culture seems an obvious suspect, but that’s just me, I suppose.

One Response to “Catholic Board Apologizes for Oral Sex Flyer”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Oh, I dunno–when I was in 7th grade I knew a number of girls with whom I fantasized having oral sex–or any other kind, for that matter.

    Did the pamphlet perchance give any tips on how to talk them into it? Now that would have been useful information.