Paraprosdokian, Anyone?
24th February 2012
No, it’s not a joke involving Armenians.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
8. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
24th February 2012
No, it’s not a joke involving Armenians.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
8. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
February 24th, 2012 at 19:30
“Your argument is sound. Nothing but sound.”
“It’s like you’re holding a mirror up to reality. You have everything backward.”
“A self obsessed person is to be pitied; there are so many interesting people in the world, and while he’s not paying attention to them, they will probably rob and cheat him.”
— P. J. O’Rourke
February 25th, 2012 at 08:04
“You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get it to float on its back, now that’s something else.”