“Men’s Health”
10th February 2012
Thomas comes out in favor of simple justice.
Anyway, if women can use the power of the state to force others to pay for their contraceptives (via higher insurance premiums), men certainly should be able to use the power of the state to acquire goodies that are essential to “men’s health.” I therefore demand that the Obama administration force insurance companies to cover the following items:
- free tickets to sporting events
- beer, whiskey, and wine on demand
- free premium sports packages on cable or satellite TV
- Mondays and Fridays off, with full pay
- provocative clothing (intimate and otherwise) for one’s “partner”
- free subscriptions to various forms of lascivious entertainment
I’m sure there are many other things that are essential to “men’s health,” but that’s a good start.
Hear, hear.
February 11th, 2012 at 13:21
When a man’s health is put at risk the lack of tickets to sporting events, Until then, they can STFU.
February 11th, 2012 at 14:11
IDK I “hear” some recreational coitus can be similar to a sporting event.