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Bumper Stickers Suitable for the Republican Nomination Contest

11th January 2012

Romney: “I’m not really a Republican, I just play one on TV.”

Gingrich: “I have more bad ideas in a day than you have ideas at all. Don’t you eyeball me!”

Perry: “Heard you were having an election, so I thought I’d drop by.”

Santorum: “I’m the conservative your mother warned you about.”

Paul: “Arf! Arf arf arf! Arf arf! Arf”

Huntsman: “You can just call me Joe Cool. Did you know that I speak Chinese?”

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