Teenager ‘Dies Jumping into Piranha-Infested River’
7th December 2011
Soon to be a major motion picture, no doubt.
The 18-year-old man was drunk when he jumped out of a canoe in the Bolivian town of Rosario del Yata, 400 miles (640 kilometres) north of the capital of La Paz, police official Daniel Cayaya said.
Let that be a lesson to us all.